The Official Shit That No One Cares About, Thread

[Badhobz]

So i caught this guy sleeping at work again. Im 99% sure he's been sleeping at the office for the past a half a year if not longer. We called HR on his homelessness but im not sure what came out of it.

I dont get it, he makes at least 120k a year and he doesnt look like hes on drugs. Hes high functioning. Plus he's white, so i really dont get why he doesnt have $ for a proper place to live. He's divorced and he's probably paying for child support but still, if you cant survive off 120k, youre doing something wrong.

I told him i wont rat him out but he's gotta vacate the office earlier as people will eventually find out he lives in the office. The hell do i do with this? all the cunts at work are uncomfortable with him living here. I dont give a shit, but the women are going to start some shit for sure.

[MarkyMark]

If he's not making a mess or doing something that affects my life I could give a shit where my coworkers sleep. He hasn't given you a reason why he's sleeping in the office when you confront him?

[CivicBlues]

Is he dirty? Where does he shower, brush his teeth? I mean personal hygiene is big for me but what do I know I"m just a pansy-ass soft office worker maybe you blue collar folks have a higher threshold for stank ass breath.

[whitev70r]

Lots of workplaces/towers have a common small work out place with shower/change room.

One time, a $70/yr fee would grant me access to the gym & shower in the tower of my office.

[Badhobz]

yeah we have showers and facilities at the office, and hes not stinky, but there's been a few times when the girls at work come into the office at like 10pm cuz they "forgot something" and found him sleeping... they report that shit to me, so i got no choice but to tell HR.

I dont care either, but i got a feeling these cunts give a shit.

[Traum]

Waaaay back in my university days, I had a (grad student) TA where I was pretty sure he was sleeping in his office full time. It's one thing for TAs to be stuck living in their offices bcos their professors are working them to death, but this guy just seemed like he was broke and stuck in a bad place in his life at that point. His personal hygiene was a mess, and over the course of the semester, the smell (from poor hygiene) in his office seemed to have gradually worsened.

TA offices were supposed to be shared space between the different grad students / research assistants that were assigned to that space, so I had no idea how the guy was able to hog all that space for himself. Maybe the smell just drove his other office mates out?

In Badhobz's case, if it has already been previously reported to HR, and HR didn't really do anything, I dun think there is too much more you can do about it for now. I also tend to agree with Mark that if he isn't making a mess, or stinking up the office like my old TA was, I would just let him be. But if he crosses those lines, then I would definitely go back to HR and press them on doing something about it.

[Badhobz]

yah not much i can do. I just tell the damn girls to not come in at night if you feel uncomfortable with him being here.. plus the hell you doing at the office at 10pm anyways!? STOP MAKING ONRLY FRANS videos at the office you skanks.

[6793026]

First of all, it's a health and safety issue. So if someone presses, then everyone is F-ed.

120k after taxes you should still be pulling in 80k in taxes cash. Then you gotta pay 4 k in child labor. leaving you 4k. Now, in a perfect world, that would EASILY cover bach. rent + car + food. Assuming you've sold your place with wife, then that you don't have to worry. But if you're trying to buy our your wife's apartment, and they then ALSO took your car.. etc....

Things can start going downhill fast. Regardless... as long as you have a roof over, you should be doing pretty ok.

Regarding HR, you can get fired really quickly and they can quickly revoke his pass and deny entry. I bet 50% of his car are all this cloths.

If you're BFF to him, get him to find a place to live that's cheap and provide a good referral letter to find a rental (given the great market right now).

I have personally seen TA go to the cafe and eat left overs of people's food now that's bad.

Originally Posted by Badhobz

yah not much i can do. I just tell the damn girls to not come in at night if you feel uncomfortable with him being here.. plus the hell you doing at the office at 10pm anyways!? STOP MAKING ONRLY FRANS videos at the office you skanks.

Just for fun,please revoke her access beyond 9 PM, that woudl be hilarious if she's denied.

[Badhobz]

aye youre right my brother. I was worried that we all might get into shit, thats why i told HR a few months back but obviously they didnt do anything about it (at least not from what i can see). Its probably a good idea to start revoking peoples swipey cards at night, ill go ask security. thats a fantastic idea and might solve this problem by itself.

[noclue]

How’s your internal controls? I cant think why someone will frequently come into the office that late at night cause they “forgot something” unless they up to no good.

[Badhobz]

i think its good... i mean they require swipey cards for almost everything and im sure the place is bugged full of cameras.

[pastarocket]

Speaking of homeless people and issues relating to the homeless on private property, this is a story that co worker told me a few years ago.

This story has a shitty ending for some people. -appropriate for the name of this thread.

Anyways, a co worker said that two security guards kept finding huge piles of turd and drug needles inside a downtown Vancouver parkade near West Cordova and Seymour Street.

They got sick and tired of getting staff to clean up the mess. Therefore, one day, they kept a close eye on their CCTV to try to find out which homeless person was taking dumps and putting drug needles on almost a daily basis in one of these parkades.

Two security guards caught a homeless red handed as he was about take a dump inside a parkade.

According to my co-worker, they take the homeless guy and literally beat the "shit out of him".

This homeless guy reports the assault to some advocacy rights group in Vancouver.

Advocacy rights group employee contacts the manager of the security guards for that particular parkade.

Manager reviews the security video footage of the two security guards beating up the homeless guy.

Both security guards are fired.

A shitty ending for both security guards.

Some of these homeless people know where to find help if they get beaten up.

[Badhobz]

channeling Hondaracer: only in this fucked up country where you can take an illegal shit and then get some poor security guard fired. Its best to be either super poor or super rich, middle class is a completely worthless endeavor.

[donk.]

The real question is:

Did the homeless guy continue to shit in the parkade after security was replaced?