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09-23-2025, 02:31 PM
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#876 | | Willing to sell a family member for a few minutes on RS
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Don’t make fun of weirdos. Don’t you believe in some sort of a cow god ? Or is that hindooo dooo doooo. You just stab people with your little jebus knife.
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09-24-2025, 10:02 PM
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#877 | | To me, there is the Internet and there is RS
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09-28-2025, 01:52 PM
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#878 | | Fathered more RS members than anybody else. Who's your daddy?
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I’m out of word. https://www.reddit.com/r/absoluteunit/s/M3drHVw8La
How? Why? What’s more disturbing is I keep wanting to see more. Why?????
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09-28-2025, 04:41 PM
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#879 | | Willing to sell a family member for a few minutes on RS
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^ hook that bitchs ass to my face !!!!!! I’ll die eating those ba donk a Donks
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09-28-2025, 08:00 PM
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#880 | | Fathered more RS members than anybody else. Who's your daddy?
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There's a brown chick that shops often at the Grandview Hwy Superstore who is shaped like the Truck Mudflap Girl. She's like busting out of her clothes. It's really hard to look without looking, if you know what I mean. Fake everything, but my gawd.....................
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Youth is, indeed, wasted on the young.
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Dirty look from MG1 can melt steel beams.
"There must be dissonance before resolution - MG1" a musical reference.
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09-28-2025, 08:11 PM
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#881 | | Performance Moderator
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My gym in Calgary. Every day.
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09-28-2025, 09:12 PM
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#882 | | OMGWTFBBQ is a common word I say everyday
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Originally Posted by 68style  My gym in Calgary. Every day. | Shit, how's the Calgary housing market again? 
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09-28-2025, 09:30 PM
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#883 | | RS Veteran
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Damn, son. Savage.  | |
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09-28-2025, 09:50 PM
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#884 | | I *heart* Revscene.net very Muchie
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"On today's episode of 'Who wants to move to Alberta', we meet a family of 4 who have most likely been contaminated by waters from a stinktown known as chilliwack and are seeking a future elsewhere with nicer people, more space and better breathing air, while having a lower cost of living and hopefully lose weight for once, while better managing all their overall health shortcomings!"
It's my sister in law. She has 'BC fatigue' and is up and ready to move with no fucks given. My brother said he can secure a transfer as his company is based in Alberta anyway. She would just need to find something. They are already 16 years into their 25 year mortgage, so a decent amount of principle is paid off and his townhouse value can get him a good sized house in AB.
They are seriously thinking about it now. She wants to go back to smaller town life as that is her origin.
PS: I am joking about contamination but when you meet them, you might think about it for a second or so
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09-28-2025, 10:55 PM
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#885 | | RS.net, helping ugly ppl have sex since 2001
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If healthcare is high on their list, is Alberta really the place they want to go to, esp a smaller town Alberta?
I know 68style has relatively quickly found himself a family doctor since moving to Calgary. But the impression I'm getting from just following the news and reading stuff online seems to suggest the healthcare provider situation is worse in Alberta than it is in BC.
Of course, GS8 is able to give them some first hand info on the issue, so obviously I won't pretend to be the expert here.
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09-29-2025, 06:40 AM
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#886 | | Willing to sell a family member for a few minutes on RS
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If I wasn’t married I’d probably move to Alberta just to go to style’s gym full of blonde bimbos.
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09-29-2025, 06:52 AM
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...But women are throwing themselves at you at your gym in Richmond, so...what's the conflict?  | |
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09-29-2025, 07:01 AM
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#888 | | Willing to sell a family member for a few minutes on RS
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Lousy gym... i dont even wanna go anymore, i dont need to get fatter.
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09-29-2025, 07:21 AM
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#889 | | Performance Moderator
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You and hehe better stay home, you don’t burn significant calories just moving your eyes and hands  | |
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09-29-2025, 07:32 AM
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#890 | | RS Veteran
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They get richer by the minute.  | |
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09-29-2025, 07:33 AM
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#891 | | RS.net, helping ugly ppl have sex since 2001
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baddyhobz ... if you're sick of indoor sweaty boring workouts, with plain eye candy, ever curious about spandex midlife cycling? So many Richmond riders. Maybe one thing you cannot up me on ... till you drop $10K on a carbon road bike for your 1st bike. You look like you have the disposable income for this kind of hobby.
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09-29-2025, 07:40 AM
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#892 | | Willing to sell a family member for a few minutes on RS
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you want to wrap my fat ass into a riceroll and put it on a tiny banana seat that my huge ass will envelope !?!!?
Im pretty sure thats a war crime...
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09-29-2025, 08:21 AM
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#893 | | RS Veteran
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Originally Posted by whitev70r baddyhobz ... if you're sick of indoor sweaty boring workouts, with plain eye candy, ever curious about spandex midlife cycling? So many Richmond riders. Maybe one thing you cannot up me on ... till you drop $10K on a carbon road bike for your 1st bike. You look like you have the disposable income for this kind of hobby. | If i recall correctly, you rode in very casually on a mountain bike of some kind. Highly disappointed you didn't show up in the latest Bianchi with Campagnolo Super Record and ENVE carbon fibre wheels. Sigh.
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09-29-2025, 09:49 AM
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#894 | | OMGWTFBBQ is a common word I say everyday
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I got a dual motor e bike just so it can pull my fatass up the hill.
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09-29-2025, 09:53 AM
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#895 | | RS.net, helping ugly ppl have sex since 2001
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Originally Posted by bcrdukes If i recall correctly, you rode in very casually on a mountain bike of some kind. Highly disappointed you didn't show up in the latest Bianchi with Campagnolo Super Record and ENVE carbon fibre wheels. Sigh. | not the same guy then ... but very observant to details!
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09-29-2025, 10:15 AM
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#896 | | RS Veteran
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There were definitely two creepers - one on a road bike and another on a mountain bike.
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09-29-2025, 11:05 AM
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#897 | | Willing to sell a family member for a few minutes on RS
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what? dont those 2 groups dont get along? kinda like sportbikes and cruisers?
I remember those cruiser fucks would never waive back
Then when i waved to people on my vespa all i got was middle fingers from both sportbikes and cruiser people 
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09-29-2025, 08:39 PM
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#898 | | Fathered more RS members than anybody else. Who's your daddy?
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No, I cannot afford the beef from this company, but a package of furikake (not bukkake) using beef from them I can. I found one and fell in love with it. Sakuraya (above Kim's Mart on Broadway) had them. It's been five weeks and it hasn't been seen since.
Anyone? https://www.pinterest.com/pin/ito-fa...1619494379864/ https://www.amazon.co.jp/-/en/Ito-Fa.../dp/B097CVS695
Actually, this is my all time favourite. I purchased six bags when I was in Japan last October. They freeze well, so it's perfect. https://gojapanned.com/products/kyot...SlnarZQW4_ig8f
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Youth is, indeed, wasted on the young.
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Dirty look from MG1 can melt steel beams.
"There must be dissonance before resolution - MG1" a musical reference.
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09-29-2025, 08:46 PM
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#899 | | in the butt
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Originally Posted by Badhobz you want to wrap my fat ass into a riceroll and put it on a tiny banana seat that my huge ass will envelope !?!!?
Im pretty sure thats a war crime... | I have a fix for you, i useto sell these to "big boned" people at a bike shop i useto work at. Dont worry, as long as you show up to the group bike ride seated, and never get off your seat during the ride, the other guys (and odd woman) wownt judge you. 
But you can still judge them for their spandex padded shorts, and 8$/per titanium bolt for their stem and cranks. (So they can brag about how light their bike is)
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Does anyone have a pair of 25 pounds one-inch hole for sale at a reasonable price?
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For $6xx for 2br 2ba, they can shit in the elevator and key my cars
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09-29-2025, 08:46 PM
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#900 | | Willing to sell a family member for a few minutes on RS
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I’ve had wagyu while in japan. While it’s good, I wouldn’t say it’s THAT good… frankly the super fatty beef diminishes the “beefy” taste a bit. It’s basically just like eating a stick of butter.
I prefer ghetto cuts like flank or brisket or picanha
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