The Official Shit That No One Cares About, Thread
 

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https://i.imgur.com/AfhccHz.jpeg

Saw this today. Instructions unclear.

I feel compelled to half-ass harder than ever before: problems are tomorrow's... problem.

Helped you say it nicer! :lol :lol :lol

https://i.ibb.co/kgkM60V1/9f2ef7c6-b...8d65a0b024.png

I will frequent this as I had an instrumental part in getting it started. :lol

Even Jason got a plus for that nicely designed graphic!

HOLY SHIT YOU ACTUALLY GOT AI TO DESIGN A GRAPHIC THATS NOT HALF BROKEN??? THIS IS AMAZING

https://i.ibb.co/6cxbfsKB/bdaa893c-b...eadb8914d1.png

AI ususally gets it first try if you know how to prompt... :awwyeah:

how'd the AI knew RS is 90% asian?

I added "Richmond, B.C." to the prompt. :badpokerface:

i swear to god that looks like half the boys on RS.

so i just paid a couple of gewilo boys 450 dollars to clean all my windows today. Quite a few windows!!! it took these boys 3h to do the job... i only gave them a 20 dollar tip (each). In hindsight, I feel like I should have tipped them more.

Reasons for not tipping them more:

1) it was raining, not their fault, but see #2

2) they knocked on my door and said they were doing the house a few doors down so I said yeah fine if its CHEAP. So it was unexpected window cleaning

3) I wanted to reward these gen z hard working kids, but they kept talking on the phone with 1 airpod in their ears. drives me nuts that they constantly gotta chat or be distracted while working

4) not handsome according to my wife. she would have tipped them more if they were hot.

So far, that's been the general look at every Stock and Noob meet.

Re: #4 - I think your wife is going to call the window boys again very soon.

They’ll now be the window boys she told you that you don’t need to worry about

#3: this drives me nuts too!!! Especially when theyre on speaker and I have to hear the stupid fuck on the other end yapping and laughing like an idiot.

Have either of you guys worked a boring labour job?

Snow shoveling, moving, gutter cleaning, roofing, junk removal, landscaping... you pretty much have to be stoned or having some stimulation mentally because these jobs are so fucking mind-numbingly boring...

Have you ever been in a taxi? :derp:

I don’t tip buddy guys either

THIS IS AMAZING

AI on second and additional attempts gets worse and worse

You sound like my previous employer...

Can you produce this as a product? I'd buy it hahahah

I tried using AI to make a meme poster.. and I got 10 attempts / revisions in. Note the inaccuracies in each attempt.

https://i.imgur.com/3Chh1Ac.jpeg

It also mixed data from other "rows" (names)

I liked this one the best but it gave me a 997?

https://i.imgur.com/Itd8qdG.jpeg

And wtf Black Panther? Retard AI.

https://i.imgur.com/zQMGSsc.jpeg

Me: Change nothing but rank the data.. AI spits out diff image

https://i.imgur.com/6Dt54Kl.jpeg

You need your wife to decide their tip for you?

Be a man, decide if they're hot yourself.

They look like they came from maple bitch and drank nothing but monster energy

All they need was a Vans hat and some baggy jeans to complete the look.

Not hot.

That’s a fucking 991 you clown !!!! Get your piece of shit beetles right !

of course i have.
if you must be distracted, just pop in your earbuds and listen to something. theres no need to be on the phone chatting with ur friends while your on the job.