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I don’t give a shit about these things anymore.
What am I gonna do ? Drive and Pickup some bimbo 20 year old blonde in my middle aged corpse ? And then do what ? As soon as she opens her mouth and spew some “enlightened” bullshit I’d be wishing so fast that I’d just paid for a hooker.
These things don’t appeal to me anymore. It used to be a fantasy of mine to own a Ferrari. Now that I can afford it, I don’t even want one. Hell it wasn’t that long ago that I almost bought one. If it wasn’t for Ferrari Maserati being a cuntbag in 2019, I’d have a Roma in my garage instead of a ratrolla. Probably wrapped in a retarded color too.
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Half a mill to have a floating house that you can take anywhere!? sign me up! im going to retire in 10 years and this is for sure something i wanna do. Sail around the world.
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Don't die not owning a Ferrari if you are able to. I've never heard anyone on their death bed wishing they spent more time with a Lexus.
thats exactly what they want you to think. like owning one of these pieces of shits will somehow make your life better. it wont. its the same driving down to holt renfrew, you just get more eye rolls.
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Half a mill to have a floating house that you can take anywhere!? sign me up! im going to retire in 10 years and this is for sure something i wanna do. Sail around the world.
Much better deal than the rarri tbh.
I could get a 1BR condo + Yacht and Ferrari or I could get a 2 bedroom lol.
thats exactly what they want you to think. like owning one of these pieces of shits will somehow make your life better. it wont. its the same driving down to holt renfrew, you just get more eye rolls.
I'll take my chances, worse case ontario I drive a Ferrari.
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Aspiring BMW owner
2024 Camry TRD Edition
i like a motor yacht too, but paying for 2000L of fuel to only go to about Portland is mind-boggling. Hell going from Tacoma to Vancouver at cruising speeds *around 18-20knots* takes 10h!!! 10!!!! FRIGGIN HOURS.
My inner chinamen would only let me buy a very very slow sail boat but wind is free.
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What am I gonna do ? Drive and Pickup some bimbo 20 year old blonde in my middle aged corpse ? And then do what ? As soon as she opens her mouth and spew some “enlightened” bullshit I’d be wishing so fast that I’d just paid for a hooker.
These things don’t appeal to me anymore. It used to be a fantasy of mine to own a Ferrari. Now that I could bang a chick with one, I don’t even want one. Hell it wasn’t that long ago that I almost bought one. If it wasn’t for Ferrari Maserati being a cuntbag in 2019, I’d have a Roma in my garage instead of a ratrolla. Probably wrapped in a retarded color too.
Fix it for you.
Seriously though, Ferrari's design has really gone downhill. Rumour has it that they were having problem selling all the allocations of the F80. And it went from like the absolute top VVIP to get an allocation from LaFa to basically just whichever Ferrari owner who could fork out the dough. And I don't blame those Ferrari aficionados though... to go from the beauty of LaFerrari to whatever they have now is painful to watch.
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i hate to say it as im a die hard ferrari guy, but buying a bitch ass beetle makes more sense than buying this new roma replacement. Not only is it uglier than the roma, but its also like.... why? for the money they are charging for this thing (close to 400k sticker i assume) you can get a bitch ass beetle thats ugly and boring looking at shit, drive amazing, and similarly overpriced with similar reliability (new E turbo's) that both these peices of shits will be stranded on the road at one point.
I guess you can out douchebag porsche douche's by saying you have a ferrari... but you also have the gayest ferrari akin to the old california. While if you had a beetle, you would have gotten the big dick stroking GT beetle.
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Willing to sell a family member for a few minutes on RS
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In hindsight I retract my statement above. I don’t even know why I would cross shop a lousy beetle with a Ferrari. That’s disgusting. I’m disgusted at myself for even thinking they are in the same category.
You see what Lexus ownership has reduced me to ?!? Not only do I hate cars now, I’m so utterly practical that I would recommend a bitch ass beetle over a Ferrari.
I hate myself.
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I mean, you woke up at 5am thinking about Beetles and the naming / nomenclature, soooooo...I think fate has it in store for you to become a beetle owner again. Don't disappoint us!
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honestly sometimes i don't think you even have a car.
Seriously though, Ferrari's design has really gone downhill. Rumour has it that they were having problem selling all the allocations of the F80. And it went from like the absolute top VVIP to get an allocation from LaFa to basically just whichever Ferrari owner who could fork out the dough. And I don't blame those Ferrari aficionados though... to go from the beauty of LaFerrari to whatever they have now is painful to watch.
This is true, F80 are being offered to really anyone in the UK as well & the Purosangue is offered with a 40k* discount on a custom build.
Design fell off a cliff after they stopped working with Pininfarina.
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Or…. On Richmond news shortly:
Crazy Asian fat guy tries and burns down Porsche dealership while spouting nazi slogans.
Middle aged richmond man tried to burn down Richmond Porsche all the while yelling offensive slogans towards staff and owners. No damage was done due to his inability to use a lighter. He was seen driving away ironically in a VW golf with the license plate NEIN.
RCMP later found the man at home passed out in his garage with his tiny dog. Police suspect that the man passed out due to fumes from his toy power wheels car that he was painting. Richmond news tried to reach his spouse but she refused to acknowledge their relationship.
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