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Old 01-22-2026, 11:07 PM   #226
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I think you're confusing analing with pegging
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Old 01-23-2026, 10:59 AM   #229
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Prostate exam isn't THAT bad.

Although there's something demoralizing about lying sideways on a cold patient table while your doctor shoves a latex finger covered in cold lubricant goop up your rear end.

The feeling of that goop coming out your arse onto the 1-ply paper on the patient table when they pull the finger out somehow turns you from the most masculine man into a little bitch in the span of seconds.
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I had it done by some girl in 30-33, a few years ago was funny, was both our first times.
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Old 01-23-2026, 11:38 AM   #231
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damn so you got to do it to her too?
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Old 01-23-2026, 11:39 AM   #232
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Old 01-23-2026, 02:22 PM   #233
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I had it done by some girl in 30-33, a few years ago was funny, was both our first times.
Which bad dragon was this?

Anyway, my first time was 4 years old. You never forget your first time
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Any recs for body comp scales? I see Wirecutter recommends the Wyze one which is darn cheap at around $40.
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Old 01-24-2026, 08:03 AM   #235
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I’ve never trusted any of these “tell all” scales. You can’t really get a body fat %, etc. without doing full body scan or displacement exercise. Much rather use the mirror and self judgement, “yup still fat, to the gym you go” *puts down fork*
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Any recs for body comp scales? I see Wirecutter recommends the Wyze one which is darn cheap at around $40.
just look in the mirror motherfucker!

ya got pillsbury rolls like me?!!?! yOU FAT!

you skinny male model like Spoon / Red / Dink... ya fuck you dink / Brack Mike / etc ? then youre at around 5-10% bodyfat.... bunch of fags. Im not jealous, youre jealous. Ill just stuff my sadness with a piece of chicken skin
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I’ve never trusted any of these “tell all” scales. You can’t really get a body fat %, etc. without doing full body scan or displacement exercise. Much rather use the mirror and self judgement, “yup still fat, to the gym you go” *puts down fork*
Use it more for a baseline reading. It may not be 100% accurate like a body scan, but if your numbers are trending in the right direction and you can physically see results, you're good.
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just look in the mirror motherfucker!

ya got pillsbury rolls like me?!!?! yOU FAT!

you skinny male model like Spoon / Red / Dink... ya fuck you dink / Brack Mike / etc ? then youre at around 5-10% bodyfat.... bunch of fags. Im not jealous, youre jealous. Ill just stuff my sadness with a piece of chicken skin
Did you just go to LA Chicken?

Better get your ass down to Mott32!
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Did the Dexa Scan today.

BF = 17.1% (need to keep working, clearly)
Lean Mass = 152 lbs
Visceral Fat = 292 grams
Bone Density (BMD): 1.343 g/cm2

Interesting experience, absolute shit part of town for it
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- Averaged 201 last week, averaging 199.4lbs this week
- Lifts are going up back to previous highs
- Ran 5:00/KM tempo for the first time last week for 4KM's
- PR on 10KM, 1:04:40 @ 5/10 effort
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Also got gassed up on my cut in 2 separate vball leagues by randoms and girls
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^ all those digits, numbers, mathematics, and not a single girlfriend
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^thats mean. why would you say such a thing to poor broski. His bounty is still out there! we should all try and help him.
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my knee is finally starting to feel almost back to normal, time to stop using it as an excuse to avoid the gym entirely lol
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^ all those digits, numbers, mathematics, and not a single girlfriend
getting noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo bitches!



Should I add a date counter too until I find a gf
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whats your requirements again? let me know.

i got a stable of half demented whores who are late 30's to 40+ and emotionally / psychologically sad

YOU WANT ONE OF THOSE?!?!!

ooops... im not selling this very well.
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If one of them is who I'm thinking of...
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yeah she needs work.......

nothing a bag of hammers cant fix.
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No, man. No amount of hammers, expensive tools, or the touch of God's hand can fix this one.

You would be doing a huge disservice to a bro.
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Umm...She was someone I had in mind, but I was thinking of someone else.
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