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03-11-2026, 02:17 PM
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Wait, so there are guys out there who give money to some random girl online and will never meet? Do they ever get anything in return? 
I mean, at least djstyles is getting something when he's on "vacation."
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03-11-2026, 02:25 PM
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#377 | | JDMEK9Mod | DogWhisperer
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Some guys are seriously donating thousands to their favourite streamers hoping they'll notice them. I believe there are stories about men skipping out on rent to make donations. Some of them are already in relationships too. It makes no sense at all.
And of course, these girls are happy to take the money and then later complain about the negative attention. It's a double edged sword... "thanks for the donos!  " followed by "men are so gross, bunch of incels" etc. It's a vicious cycle  | |
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03-11-2026, 02:30 PM
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#378 | | Rs has made me the woman i am today!
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I really don't understand the onlyfans thing, if you're gonna blow your cash like that get a real fucking escort at least you're getting something out of it.
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03-11-2026, 03:42 PM
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#379 | | JDMEK9Mod | DogWhisperer
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yeah that's weird to me too. just cornhub and call it a day. ain't no different.
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03-11-2026, 05:44 PM
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#380 | | in the butt
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Originally Posted by spoon.ek9  Yeah I don't understand this culture of simping at all. Why are dudes donating large sums of money to girls online when their chances of ever dating them is 0%?
| If your a cave troll thats never hit on a woman, let alone kissed one, they think their odds are probably 1-5%
"She liked my comment" (with donation)
"She is talking to me" (after donation)
"She asks me about my day" (unlike gerbs women)
"She sends me photos that no one else has" (but actually everyone else for 5$ has lol)
And the next level whores that send nudez.... "Wow she sent me naked pics! A few more dollars and she is gonna meet me!"
I remember reading about some dude that was simping over some texas whore that makes videos of her jumping up and down with J size tits in a bra. He sent her money because the onlyfans "hinted" that he would get nudes, and then the onlyfans was just more videos of her in a bra jumping up and down.
So he posted his findings on reddit or something...
And to my surprise, there was DOZENS of men complaining about the same thing about her in comments. "I wish she was honest about what you get, shes so shady" etc
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03-11-2026, 05:53 PM
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#381 | | Diagonally parked in a parallel universe
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Originally Posted by donk. If your a cave troll thats never hit on a woman, let alone kissed one, they think their odds are probably 1-5%
"She liked my comment" (with donation)
"She is talking to me" (after donation)
"She asks me about my day" (unlike gerbs women)
"She sends me photos that no one else has" (but actually everyone else for 5$ has lol)
And the next level whores that send nudez.... "Wow she sent me naked pics! A few more dollars and she is gonna meet me!"
I remember reading about some dude that was simping over some texas whore that makes videos of her jumping up and down with J size tits in a bra. He sent her money because the onlyfans "hinted" that he would get nudes, and then the onlyfans was just more videos of her in a bra jumping up and down.
So he posted his findings on reddit or something...
And to my surprise, there was DOZENS of men complaining about the same thing about her in comments. "I wish she was honest about what you get, shes so shady" etc | Why don't they just go to Germany/Australia/Amsterdam where brothels are legalized and regulated instead of spending money on shit like this?
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03-11-2026, 06:58 PM
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#382 | | in the butt
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Brothels are dirty hookers
Online women are pure
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i hate people who sound like they smoke meth then pretend like they matter.
Originally Posted by ilovebacon
Does anyone have a pair of 25 pounds one-inch hole for sale at a reasonable price?
Originally Posted by BIC_BAWS
Donk already looks like he's on fent
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03-12-2026, 09:12 AM
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#383 | | HELP ME PLS!!!
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Originally Posted by noclue Why don't they just go to Germany/Australia/Amsterdam where brothels are legalized and regulated instead of spending money on shit like this? | You think these guys have passports? Lmao
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03-12-2026, 09:13 AM
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Originally Posted by roastpuff You think these guys have passports? Lmao | "What's a passport?" - 
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03-12-2026, 09:23 AM
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#385 | | SFICC-03*
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i can sort of understand onlyfans from a pay $5/mo pov, i mean i don't do it, but i can understand it.
donating to streamers just because you had a horny urge to do so to see her shake her ass for 10 seconds makes no sense to me. she's doing it every so often anyway when other people donate... why cant you just wait a minute to see it for free.
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03-12-2026, 09:27 AM
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#386 | | linguistic ninja
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The guys paying for onlyfans and simping are not able to talk to girls in real life, that includes escorts and hoes abroad. They also have no money. They're not going to drop a few grand to get laid abroad vs a $50 to watch some cheap ho online
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03-12-2026, 09:29 AM
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#387 | | WOAH! i think Vtec just kicked in!
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Originally Posted by MarkyMark I really don't understand the onlyfans thing, if you're gonna blow your cash like that get a real fucking escort at least you're getting something out of it. | Is strip club a thing anymore?
When I was in my 20s, my buddies and I would hit up no5, Brandis, Paramount etc..
$20 lap dances. Some girls were pretty wild I must say.
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03-12-2026, 09:33 AM
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#388 | | OMGWTFBBQ is a common word I say everyday
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I knew someone who is (hopefully was) a deadbeat, didn't go to school, worked a minimum wage job that spent all his money on streamers ... retard.
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03-12-2026, 09:52 AM
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#389 | | RS has made me the bitter person i am today!
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one hour with a fancy escort is cheaper than trying to wine and dine a chick with a 50% chance of getting laid that night 
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03-12-2026, 10:16 AM
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#390 | | 屎忽鬼
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Also economical to buy a ticket to Germany, enter a red light district brothel and get all your jollies for like 75 euros (1h).
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03-12-2026, 11:29 AM
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Originally Posted by teggy604 Is strip club a thing anymore?
| Djstyles would like to have a word with you
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Originally Posted by Mr.Money
i hate people who sound like they smoke meth then pretend like they matter.
Originally Posted by ilovebacon
Does anyone have a pair of 25 pounds one-inch hole for sale at a reasonable price?
Originally Posted by BIC_BAWS
Donk already looks like he's on fent
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03-12-2026, 12:09 PM
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#392 | | JDMEK9Mod | DogWhisperer
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well this is why.... when you do the math....
not that I encourage it but ya, if you got no game spend your money wisely | |
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03-12-2026, 01:26 PM
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Originally Posted by Badhobz Also economical to buy a ticket to Germany, enter a red light district brothel and get all your jollies for like 75 euros (1h). | Doing the math, you would not only maximize your satisfaction, but from a value and economic perspective, you come out further ahead compared to a date with a random Vancouver girl. If anyone wants my Excel model, please PM me!  
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03-12-2026, 02:04 PM
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#394 | | Diagonally parked in a parallel universe
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Originally Posted by bcrdukes Doing the math, you would not only maximize your satisfaction, but from a value and economic perspective, you come out further ahead compared to a date with a random Vancouver girl. If anyone wants my Excel model, please PM me! | A brothel in Germany offers a "All You Can Fuck" option, does that change the math?
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03-12-2026, 02:09 PM
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#395 | | JDMEK9Mod | DogWhisperer
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talk about bang for your buck  | |
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03-12-2026, 02:21 PM
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#396 | | 屎忽鬼
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all the wives and girlfriends reading this thread have probably already fainted.
i told my wife to read this thread and shes like well fuck you guys, youre all a bunch of hamsup lo
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03-12-2026, 02:25 PM
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Originally Posted by noclue A brothel in Germany offers a "All You Can Fuck" option, does that change the math? | My Excel broke. 
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03-12-2026, 03:03 PM
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#398 | | Waxin’ Punks
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So I’ve been on Tinder for 3-4 weeks now and Hinge for 2 or so. Only uglies have liked my profile. Likely because I avoid social media and don’t take selfies. I just dug through group photos I had and cropped everyone else out so my photos probably don’t stack up against tattooed gym bros. *ducks Mike*
I almost pulled a solid 8.5 the other week at a sales conference so I know I still got it. Then she told me her husband has stage 4 cancer so I noped outta that. Couldn’t do that to a healthy person, let alone someone sick.
Online dating is tough for a guy who isn’t on social media and uses real life charm it seems.
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03-12-2026, 03:12 PM
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Wow. Good guy punkwax. I think you just earned yourself a spot in heaven in the afterlife!
Good on you for putting yourself out there (the old school way!)
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03-12-2026, 10:59 PM
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Originally Posted by noclue A brothel in Germany offers a "All You Can Fuck" option, does that change the math? | I think we're all mostly at an age where you'd be 1 and done.. maybe 2 if you go take a nap hahahaha not the best value
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