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Old Yesterday, 05:26 PM   #26
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His primary method of transportation better be a private jet or helicopter and a fleet of super cars. You better not let him fail, DAD!
Lazy ass got his L but didn't sign up for driving lessons, so public transit for him!
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I'm fairly certain that I'm just going to go on sex tours in SE Asia once a year and embrace being a big time pervert for a month
I think i saw you on youtube, the video title was called "sex tourism asia: tracking the fathers"
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I will happily be Rev's dating app guinea pig. Not looking forward to it, as its been a minute.

Going to take some time to heal my mind, focus on the new doggo, and maybe jump into an app in a few months when spring starts
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Lazy ass got his L but didn't sign up for driving lessons, so public transit for him!
You guys need to come out to the Stock & Noob Meet this summer! (Likely no girls there so YMMV)
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I think i saw you on youtube, the video title was called "sex tourism asia: tracking the fathers"
I'll write a book when I retire called "Memoirs of a Pervert". Rolls right off the tongue
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Your user title should be modified to: I will not admit my sex tourism addiction to RS"
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I'll write a book when I retire called "Memoirs of a Pervert". Rolls right off the tongue
Until tongue itself rolls of, rotted by scurbies and gonadrrheas
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I will happily be Rev's dating app guinea pig. Not looking forward to it, as its been a minute.

Going to take some time to heal my mind, focus on the new doggo, and maybe jump into an app in a few months when spring starts
Shit, sorry to hear that Mike.

Doggos are great for this though.
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Until tongue itself rolls of, rotted by scurbies and gonadrrheas
Ok. I need translation. I don’t understand half the sentence. Should I be concerned?
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Ok. I need translation. I don’t understand half the sentence. Should I be concerned?
youve never eaten an infested pussy?

boy you havent lived at all!

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Old Yesterday, 11:42 PM   #37
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I was working at a city of _________ owned property like 9 years ago.
It was a house, split into 3 rental units.
Bottom floor: two tenants. One tenant had control for the thermostat, for all 3 suites. Top floor, third tenant.
hilarious.. didnt know city owned houses and had to maintain them but my buddy was renting from the city once.

eveyrthing is taken cared of by the city, down to driveway and stuff... super cool ...
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Old Today, 08:59 AM   #39
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I'm fairly certain that I'm just going to go on sex tours in SE Asia once a year and embrace being a big time pervert for a month
looks like we know who's going to arrange the next RS meet
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