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01-26-2010, 02:09 PM
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#1 | | I answer every Emotion with an emoticon
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I just came back from the washroom. Apparently, someone just took a NASTY dump 30 seconds before I headed in. IT WAS BRUTAL. I had to hold my breathe while taking a piss. Unfortunately, I had a big cup of coffee at lunch so it took me a long time to finish my business. At some point I couldnt hold my breathe any longer and gave in. Big mistake. It was SOOOOOO BAD. So I decided to breath thru my mouth.
All is well until I realize that the smell u smell are actually particles. That meant I had 5 BIG GULPS OF SHIT.
I'm not trying to be funny. I'm just disgusted. 
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01-26-2010, 02:10 PM
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#2 | | I WANT MY 10 YEARS BACK FROM RS.net!
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whats your point?
everytime you sweat a fraction of that is basically urine (urea + H2O)
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01-26-2010, 02:12 PM
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#3 | | I answer every Emotion with an emoticon
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Originally Posted by twitchyzero  whats your point?
everytime you sweat a fraction of that is basically urine (urea + H2O) | I never realized that, just the thot of it was disgusting
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01-26-2010, 02:13 PM
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#4 | | nuggets mod
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I heard it's healthy to drink your first piss of the day....
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01-26-2010, 02:16 PM
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#5 | | Rs has made me the woman i am today!
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Maybe the guy was sick or something, and needed to take a major dump that smelled bad.
Is shit suppose to smell good then?
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01-26-2010, 02:16 PM
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#6 | | I Will not Admit my Addiction to RS
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i heard drinking piss will recharge your electrolytes
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01-26-2010, 02:18 PM
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#7 | | Willing to sell body for a few minutes on RS
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Originally Posted by freakshow I heard it's healthy to drink your first piss of the day.... | Lyoto Machida does http://www.mmamania.com/2009/03/23/l...every-morning/
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01-26-2010, 02:18 PM
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#8 | | HELP ME PLS!!!
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hardcore japanese girls eat shit and make video of it for a living
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01-26-2010, 02:30 PM
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#9 | | nuggets mod
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Originally Posted by Illuminate | Yup.. that's where I heard it from. As hardcore as Lyoto Machida is.. I have yet to try give his piss drinking ways a try.. anyone else with experience?
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01-26-2010, 02:34 PM
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#10 | | DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH?
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I love public washrooms,
FUNK FUNK and MORE FUNK!
if you ever find a potty surprise at SFU, you can come back to this thread and thank me
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01-26-2010, 04:48 PM
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#11 | | Diagonally parked in a parallel universe
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the title is misleading
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01-26-2010, 04:50 PM
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#12 | | The "You'd Know" Moderator
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Fixed the title.
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01-26-2010, 04:53 PM
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#13 | | ESKETIT
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lol machida ftw
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01-26-2010, 04:57 PM
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#14 | | I told him no, what y'all do?
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don't act like your shit don't stink 
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01-26-2010, 04:58 PM
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#15 | | Where's my RS Christmas Lobster?!
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Originally Posted by dvxo Maybe the guy was sick or something, and needed to take a major dump that smelled bad.
Is shit suppose to smell good then? | yes it is, shit never smells bad that's a myth. why don't you give it a try?
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01-26-2010, 05:16 PM
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#16 | | Circle Stick Square Mod
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SFU washrooms smell like shit.
oh ho hohooho
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01-26-2010, 05:16 PM
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#17 | | Banned (ABWS)
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the piss better not taste as bad it smells
it'll be urine flavored lemonade..
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01-26-2010, 05:25 PM
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#18 | | I *heart* Revscene.net very Muchie
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there's a lot of shit on your toothbrush.
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01-26-2010, 05:34 PM
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Threads like this get you custom titles.... just sayin'
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01-26-2010, 05:50 PM
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#20 | | RS Operative (G)
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gross
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01-26-2010, 05:53 PM
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#21 | | is best wrench
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Originally Posted by El Bastardo Threads like this get you custom titles.... just sayin' | i like your avatar. hope that doesnt get my title changed
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01-26-2010, 06:05 PM
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#22 | | Revscene.net has a homepage?!
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ur piss smells the worst when you had coffee and asparagus
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01-26-2010, 06:24 PM
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#23 | | Revscene.net has a homepage?!
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01-26-2010, 06:43 PM
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#24 | | Even when im right, revscene.net is still right!
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why would you ever breathe through your mouth when someone is taking a giant shit
hahahah
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01-26-2010, 06:47 PM
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#25 | | Even when im right, revscene.net is still right!
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Originally Posted by twitchyzero whats your point?
everytime you sweat a fraction of that is basically urine (urea + H2O) | piss is a lot different than shit, my friend.
i rather get pissed on all day than have a piece of shit smudged on my face. catch my drift?
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