[hchang]

I'd start smoking as much as I could.

What if you just won a million dollars?

[babyyxjayy]

Buy all the clothes I wanted.

What if you had to live in a box for the rest of your life ?

[hchang]

I'd wonder where I would shit and pee.

What if Britney Spears died?

[liu13]

her family would be sad and happy at the same time

what if a war on Israel started

[babyyxjayy]

Uhm.. wouldnt affect me ?

What if your parents died and left you with a bunch of bank loans

[hchang]

Then I'd be pretty pissed.

What if men had boobs?

[babyyxjayy]

Then women would get theirs twice as big S:

What if men liked men & women liked women ?

[hchang]

^ Niiiice! :D


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Then evolution would end.

What if this thead never existed?

[babyyxjayy]

Id bbe on FML lol

What if selling used things online was illegal ?

[hchang]

Then some of my belongings would be bought illegally.

What if computers never existed.

(If you like reading FML try reading MLIA... that stuffs so funny :p)

[babyyxjayy]

Then Id be a little nerd with my glasses @ the library

LOL, I do, turns a shitty day into a good one ! :)

What if everyone was home schooled ?

[hchang]

Then Facebook would not be as successful as it is today.

What if computers nor librarys existed?

[babyyxjayy]

Id be sleeping LOL

What if you realized you sleep walk, and wake up in nothing but boxers @ your in laws house

[hchang]

I'd hope that they're humourous people.

What if you had to get married Tomorrow?

[babyyxjayy]

Try to get through it flawlessly

What if you get married, then the next day you receive divorce papers ?

[hchang]

I'd hope I signed pre-nup papers.

What if you married some complete stranger in Vegas?

[babyyxjayy]

Take it as a vacation .. & hopefully fall in love ? If not, divorce LOL

What if you gambled your money and maybe your life away ?

[hchang]

I'd hope that I only gambled my money.

What if you were drunk right now?

[babyyxjayy]

Id probably pass out on my keyboard

What if you were drunk & woke up having keyboard imprints all over your face ?

[hchang]

I'd laugh my ass off, and hope I didn't drool.

What if fruits never existed?

[babyyxjayy]

Then I cant laugh when people eat bananas anymore lol

What if someone jumps in front of you one day, kicks you in the crotch and runs away ?

[hchang]

Then I cant laugh when people eat bananas anymore lol



HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

You crack me up.

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I'd starting crying in pain.

What if you woke up with two massive balls?

[mc.]

I'd wouldn't notice a difference, they never existed.

What if hchang and babyyxjayy were no longer allowed to post?

[hchang]

Then there wouldn't be as much posts in VLS.

What if you found jizz all over your pillow when you head to bed tonight?

[babyyxjayy]

Id be wondering how the fck it got there S:

What if I told mc. to shut up ? : (

[hchang]

Then it seemed to have worked... LOL.

What if i asked you to hold hands?

[babyyxjayy]

I would say okay ?

What if we played this game all night ?

[hchang]

Okay! :)

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Then we would both be very tired tomorrow.
(And no not in a dirty way... ;) )

What if we both passed out playing this game?

[babyyxjayy]

LMFAO ! Id hope I can get up for my test tomorrow

What if I went to go sleep right now ? LOL

[hchang]

Then I would be sad and bored :p

What if you didn't sleep and kept on going!

[babyyxjayy]

I would fail my test and then blame you LOL

What if we knew each other in real life ?

[hchang]

Then we could both spend less time posting on Revscene... LOL.

What if we actually met up and introduced ourselves?

[babyyxjayy]

Then Id probably be reallly shy

What if you were inside a shark ?

[hchang]

Then... I'd be one mean motherfucker.

What if penis never existed?

[babyyxjayy]

then theres gonna be no cute babies :(

What if toilet paper never existed and you had to use ... leaves ?

[hchang]

Like you? ;)
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Then I would hate to have to use toilet paper in the fall.

What if the world actually did end in 2012?

[babyyxjayy]

LOL !

Id hope theres survival chances on Mars

[hchang]

You forgot a question :)

[babyyxjayy]

oh whoops, sorry !

What if everyone was naturally smart without going to school?

[hchang]

Then I would never show up!

What if school was never mandatory?

[babyyxjayy]

I wouldnt go & just hope Im smart

What if you go out and realized someone drew on your face ?

[hchang]

I'd be pretty pissed, but laughing deep down. LOL.

Getting a ride or driving.

[babyyxjayy]

LOL youre missing the what if part :)

getting a ride tho lol

What if your car got jacked

[hchang]

I mistaken the thread for "this or that"... oops.
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I'd wonder how I didn't hear the annoying alarm system my car has.

What if your parents threw you out of the house in about 5 minutes?

[babyyxjayy]

I would pack all my clothes and take all the money first

What if your parents dropped you off in the woods without teling you so that you can learn hwo to survive on your own ?

[hchang]

I'd thank them for throwing me in Scouting and Cadets a couple years back.

What if your parents stormed into your room right now screaming at you?

[babyyxjayy]

I would be wondering whyy and turn up my music

What if your parents decided to take away your room door ?

[hchang]

I'd wonder why, but doesn't really matter to me.

What if your parents took away your house key?

[babyyxjayy]

Im gonna take their car keys :)

What if you found out your parents is going somewhere for 2 months and you had to survive with fifty bucks ?

[hchang]

I'd live off my own money.

What if you found out you were adopted?

[babyyxjayy]

Thank them for raising me, but @ the same time be pisssed for telling me now .

What if you were allowed to bring guns and knives to school ?

[hchang]

I'd start being nice to some of the people at school.

What if obama was Canada's prime minister?

[babyyxjayy]

Then yay for Canada ? S: Clueless bout that stuff LOL

WHat if you were president ?

[hchang]

I'd... try to not disappoint everybody.

What if your shift button broke?

[babyyxjayy]

Id use the other on on the other side ! LOL

What if your space bar broke ?

[hchang]

thenallmymessageswouldlooklikethis

whatifyourcapsbuttonwasstuck?

[babyyxjayy]

Buy a new keyboard ! :)

What if I asked if your spacebar is fixed? LOL Would you type normal again ? xP

[hchang]

iguesswe'llfindoutnowwon'twe...iguessiwouldnt :p

what if we held hands?

[babyyxjayy]

Lool then I probably wouldn't let go?

What if I told u I'm gonna go sleep now?
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[hchang]

then i would say dont go!

what if you didnt sleep and also not fail your test? ;)

[babyyxjayy]

then I'd be really happy, although its highly impossible

What if I said ill talk to you tomorrow? :D would that be better than just leaving you without notice? Lol
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[hchang]

not by much... but yeah!

what if I did your test for you?

[babyyxjayy]

I would go out with you, HAHA! Jk

What if I decided to miss the test?
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[hchang]

Haha! when and where! I'll do the test ;)
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Then that means you could stay up and keep playing this game!

What if you decided to miss the test?

[babyyxjayy]

HAHAHA

I would give a bad impression to my teacher

What if you decided to fall asleep?
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[hchang]

Then I'd probably be woken by the computer fan later.

What if I forgot to start this question with "what if"?

[babyyxjayy]

then I would make fun of you for forgetting how to play the game lol! And I'm falling asleep now :(

What if I told you that you should sleep too? Would u listen to me lol
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[hchang]

Hahaha if you slept with me! Jokes.

Yeah I probably would listen to you and head to bed!
Night :)

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Question for tomorrow/next person:

What if you were diagonally parked in a parallel universe?

[babyyxjayy]

good nights :)
and same question as him lol!
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[jeff_alexander]

no

what if text messages were made illegal.

[hchang]

Then I would be one bored guy.

What if cars were never invented?

[danlee78]

then i'd get a horse

what if babyyxjayy turned out to be a guy

[hchang]

I'd ask for proof. LOL jokes.

I'd think its funny...but also a bit creeped out at the same time.

What if someone sold you a car, but you found out it was actually just a motorcycle with 4 large wheels?

[danlee78]

i'd be s dumbass not to have pointed that out

what if someone gave u a bj when u were on the toilet in a public washroom, what would u do

[hchang]

I'd jizz everywhere.

What if you found out you could run your own business for under $500, with unlimited possible income?

[danlee78]

i'd go nuts

what if you were turned into a condom, would u wanna be a women's or men's?

[mc.]

I'd make a shit ton of money, buy google and make every search result porn or my products

What if you could control time?

[hchang]

Then I would advance a year or two.

What if you found out somebody cleaned out your bank account?

[jeff_alexander]

I'd plant a bomb in a crowded university lecture hall and lock all the exits.

What if what you percieve as reailty is infact false?
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[hchang]

I would say "I knew it!"

What if you had had to restart your life from age 12 again?

[jeff_alexander]

I'd plant a bomb in a crowded university lecture hall and lock all the exits.

What if you had a fully loaded machine gun in a lecture hall?
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[danlee78]

i'd be reminded of "no russian"

what if you had to start like homeless?

for those who don't know what i'm talking about

http://www.crunchgear.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/norussian.png

[jeff_alexander]

I'd plant a bomb in a crowded university lecture hall and lock all the exits.

What if you had th FBI knocking on yor door for cp?
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[danlee78]

wtf I'd plant a bomb in a crowded university lecture hall and lock all the exits.

what if u had a bomb in a crowded university?

[jeff_alexander]

I'd detonate it.

What if you had an IED?
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[hchang]

I'd plant a bomb in a crowded university lecture hall and lock all the exits.

What if you planted a bomb in a crowded university lecture hall and locked all the exits?

[jeff_alexander]

I'd detonate it after shouting Allahu Akbar.

What if you had access to an IED detonator?
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[hchang]

I wouldn't go near it.

What if we stopped talking about explosives?

[jeff_alexander]

Then I'd make an IED and plant it in a crowded university lecture hall and lock all the exits.

What if you had total control of an airliner you just hijacked?

[hchang]

Then I'd make an IED and plant it in a crowded university lecture hall and lock all the exits.

What if you just shat your pants reading this post?

[jeff_alexander]

Then I'd make an IED and plant it in a crowded university lecture hall and lock all the exits.

What if you had made an IED and was wondering what to do with it?

[hchang]

Then I'd plant it in a crowded university lecture hall and lock all the exits.

What if you planted an IED in a crowded university lecture hall?

[jeff_alexander]

I'd make sure the explosion was big enough to kill everyone inside and injury everyone in a 1km vicinity.

What if you wanted to kill a whole bunch of people in a university?

[danlee78]

i'd convince myself not to

what if this thread is going to shit cuz of so many damn repeats

[jeff_alexander]

Then I'd make an IED and plant it in a crowded university lecture hall and lock all the exits.

What if you were paranoid the FBI was coming to your door?

[art-gallery]

then i guess ill be paranoid...?

what if you saw a nice phone in a car would you smash the window and take it?

[jeff_alexander]

Yes, then I'd make an IED and plant it in a crowded university lecture hall and lock all the exits.

What if you had access to explosives, would you commit a terrorist act for the lulz?

[hchang]

No! What is wrong with all of your questions?

What if we could change the subject now?

[jeff_alexander]

No, because you'll probably make an IED and plant it in a crowded university lecture hall and lock all the exits.

What if you could take the place of jesus being nailed to the cross, would you?

[art-gallery]

no...

what if you were raped by a gorilla?

[jeff_alexander]

Then I'd make an IED and plant it in a crowded university lecture hall and lock all the exits.

What if 9/11 was fabricated?

[hchang]

^ That line's just getting plain annoying now buddy.

Then I would ask Bush why.

What if you stopped using that answer?

[jeff_alexander]

Then I'd buy an IED and plant it in a crowded university lecture hall and lock all the exits.

What if you were to rape someone, how would you get away with it?

[babyyxjayy]

Then I'd buy an IED and plant it in a crowded university lecture hall and lock all the exits.

What if you were to rape someone, how would you get away with it?

Id plant a bomb in your house and lock all your exits .

What if your butt got stuck in the toilet ?

[hchang]

I'd hope the toilet doesn't automatically flush.

What if you caught a cold within the next day or two?

[babyyxjayy]

I do right now :(

What if you were sick forever ?

[jeff_alexander]

If it was a terminal illness, I intend on taking as many other lives before i succumb to the disease, most likely in the case of a bomb.

What if you were a muslim extremist with a bomb strapped to your chest and you evaded security and entered the white house?

[hchang]

I'd leave the White house.

What if your toenails were twenty inches long right now?

[jeff_alexander]

I'd make them into weapons and stab someone to death

What if you were a terrorist?

[hchang]

I'd kill just myself.

What if you weren't a terrorist for a second :rolleyes:

[babyyxjayy]

..... I wouldnt be cuz I wont ever bee

What if I killed jeff one day ?

[jeff_alexander]

Then many other jeffs will rise to take his place

What if you were a pirate in somalia

[hchang]

Then there would be no more terrorist posts on Revscene.

What if I told you to check your PM's babyyxjayy ;)

[jeff_alexander]

Then I would find a way to obtain babysjayy's password to check the PM

What if you were told by Allah that this is a holy war and all infidels must die?

[babyyxjayy]

WTF . IM NOT ANSWERING THAT .

What if I told you we dont give a shit bout Allah or w.e ?

[hchang]

I'd support you.

What if schools were 3 months on and 3 months off?

[jeff_alexander]

It isn't

What if schools were 3 months off and 3 months on?

[hchang]

I'd be happy.

What if internet was never invented?

[jeff_alexander]

Then getting away with murder would be much easier.

What if you had no finger prints?

[babyyxjayy]

Then .. good for me

What if we turned into terrorists because of Jeff ?

[hchang]

I'd be pissed at Jeff.

What if you turned deaf?

[jeff_alexander]

Praise Allah

What if RS is a secret terrorist breeding organization?

[hchang]

Then I'd know who to blame.

What if you stopped talking about terrorists.

[jeff_alexander]

Then this thread would be very boring

What if China Invaded Japan for all the atrocities during WW2?

[hchang]

Then whoop de doo.

What if we tried not talking about terrorists for a second.

[jeff_alexander]

Then let us replace the word Terrorists with Capitalists

What if I told you how to make a pipe bomb?

[hchang]

I wouldnt pay attention whilst you showed me.


What if you lost your adams apple?

[jeff_alexander]

I'd steal someone elses

What if you were given a pipe bomb by an extremely rich and powerful man and told you would get $100 million dollars if you plant it in a particular place.

[hchang]

I'd plant it under the rich and powerful man's house.

What if we completely stopped talking about terrorists.

[jeff_alexander]

Then we will talk about how the rich suppress the poor

What if the rich rounded up all the poor and homeless people and burned them to solve the world's fuel crisis problem?

[hchang]

Then hopefully fuel would be cheaper.

What if we found a resource that can substitute petroleum?

[jeff_alexander]

Then every country would fight to control it, resulting in terrorism.

What if your gf was pregnant by another dude?

[hchang]

I'd be pissed as fuck.

What if you found out your mom was pregnant again?

[jeff_alexander]

I heard fetus soup is good for health

What if you could become an hero?

[hchang]

Then I would; unless its one of your terrorist scheme where you make me think I'm being a hero.

What if Russia never existed?

[jeff_alexander]

Then Afghanistan would never have been invaded

What if the cake wasn't a lie?

[hchang]

Then it woulnd't be a lie.

What if boobs didn't exist.

[jeff_alexander]

Then i'd rage and kill the person next to me

What if there were no what ifs?

[danlee78]

then this thread would be non-existent

what if 911 didn't happen?

[jeff_alexander]

Then someone would plant a bomb in a crowded university lecture and lock all the doors.

What if you went on a rampage, who would you shoot first?

[art-gallery]

people i hate

what if you were randomly hit at the mall with many people looking?

[jeff_alexander]

I'd send him a letter mail full of anthrax

What if you had access to a large amount of anthrax?

[hchang]

I'd flush it all down the toilet.

What if Your fingers broke upon replying to my post?

[art-gallery]

that would be weird...

what if you saw you bestfriend get beat up, would you help him?

[danlee78]

of course

wouldn't you?

[hchang]

Yeah of course.

What if a girl beat on your girlfriend, what would you do?

[nack]

throw them in the shower and film (Undercover Brother style)

what if you walked in to your dad banging your girlfriend?

[hchang]

I'd take out my video camera.

What if you walked in on your mom banging your best friend?

[art-gallery]

then .... it would be fucking awkward

what if your mom wanted to give you a bj?

[babyyxjayy]

Then Id walk oveer and slapp herr .

What if you see your bestfriend with your boyfriend ?

[smd72pimp]

I'd ask if he was gay.

What if you found out that your mom did everyone of ur friends?

[danlee78]

i'm put myself up for adoption

what if your mom did ur boyfriend?

[smd72pimp]

then i would have a new dad wouldn't i?

what if u went shopping and found out that ur in the "underwear and bra" section?

[babyyxjayy]

Walk away ..

What if your girlfriend made you go bra shopping with her ?

[danlee78]

why not, i'm always up for shoppin

what if u were a midget

[hchang]

Then I'd hope I can get good glimps of upskirts.

What if you threw up in your best friends car?

[jeff_alexander]

Then i'd plant a bomb in a crowded university lecture hall and lock all the doors.

What if you were about to be beheaded by muslim extremist?

[babyyxjayy]

Id have a thought about killing all the muslims in the world, laugh, kick them in the crotch and then die .

What if you realized someone was watching you shower for 2 years ?

[l e 6 0 4]

Nuthing !

What if you had 4 hours to live, what would u do in that 4 hours?

[danlee78]

something ppl will remember

what if you had a boner at church, what would u do

[l e 6 0 4]

Jerk it.


what if you found 1million dollars ?

[danlee78]

i'd bank it, duh

what if you were invisible for a day, what would u do

[l e 6 0 4]

Scare people.

If you had one wish, what would it be?

[danlee78]

be 10x more successful that i am now

what if you lost 100,000 at the casino?

[art-gallery]

id be really pissed

what if there were toilets, and you had to take a shit?

[babyyxjayy]

then Id shit ?

What if you found out your 8 year old sibling was smoking ?

[art-gallery]

beat them, give a lil smack on the face

what if you found out that you are being stared at when you're asleep since you were little

[nack]

beat them, give a lil smack on the face

what if you found out that you are being stared at when you're asleep since you were little

depends who's doing the staring :{D

what if you were having sex with your girlfriend and she thought screaming rape was hilarious? (your neighbors are RCMP officers)

[guddagudd]

then i explain to her that i thought beating the fuck out of females was hilarious too.

what if your mom was ur dad and ur dad was just ur dad?

[sahota_187]

that i would ask my dad to proove it by using objects from the room
what if someone stole your peekaachoo headrest?

edddittt

[guddagudd]

then I'd ask why you didn't answer a question first.

What if Jeff Alexander answered this with a bomb answer again, and we all fail his post?

[art-gallery]

im down!

what if he gets mad and fails us back?

[babyyxjayy]

Ill make sure I fail him so bad he gets banned .

What if Jeff comes and bombs us ?

[hchang]

Then Revscene might be in quite a bit of trouble.

What if he's secretely failing all of our posts from other threads right now?

[tckm]

well i dont know this jeff guy but i guess you should take precautionary measures and all fail his posts

what if all your teeth fell out this morning?

[l e 6 0 4]

kill myself.

What if i jizzed in your mouth

[tckm]

kill you then kill myself

what if the world didnt end in 2012

[danlee78]

it's not, just cuz of a flick

what if u had webbed feet

[pearlaudi]

then i would be a chinese delicacy

what if there was other life forms in space?

[l e 6 0 4]

Then we dundiez!

What if you saw me looking at u through a window

[art-gallery]

id be like wtf.. lol

what if you saw a black guy standing outside your gate at night smiling?

[tckm]

id be like "shine the light over here"

what if tiger woods lost at teh masters

[hchang]

Then that'd probably be the end of his career.

What if sports never existed?

[art-gallery]

then everyone will be fat

what if vancouver was gonna get hit by a tsunami?

[hchang]

Then better stay away from Richmond unless you want to get run over by all the C-lai drivers panicking.

What if Credit Cards never existed?

[l e 6 0 4]

Then we use cash $_$

What if you where on thedirty.com

[danlee78]

whats that

what if you were in the sewers?

[tckm]

id kill all the alligators

what if cigarettes were illegal

[l e 6 0 4]

oh well, dont smoke

What if marijuana was legal?

[hchang]

We'd make a lot of tax money.

What if somebody diaherread in your car?

[l e 6 0 4]

Knock them out!! :@

What if your parents died the next day

[hchang]

I'd be in shock.

What if your computer broke after reading this post?

[l e 6 0 4]

be choked.

What if i farted on your face?

[hchang]

I'd wonder how you did it over the computer.

What if you woke up to find your car vandalized tomorrow morning?

[l e 6 0 4]

Tell my mom to buy me a new one :)

What if you had super powers, what would it be

[hchang]

X Ray Vision!

Chilliwack or Langley?

[l e 6 0 4]

Langley

Vancouver or Richmond

[nack]

Vancouver

would you date a girl with OCD or ADHD?

[hchang]

OCD.

What about you?

[l e 6 0 4]

Whats OCD/ADHD ?

What if you found out you had STDS

[hchang]

Obsessive Compulsive Disorder

Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder

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I'd start pointing fingers.

What if cheese never existed?

[l e 6 0 4]

Then FML.

What if your bestfriend banged your girlfriend.

[hchang]

I'd find a new best friend because obviously he can't be trusted.

What if you found out your girlfriend got all of her money by giving blowjobs?

[art-gallery]

then id fuck her last time then leave her

what if your first time making out with your gf and found out she had a dick?

[tckm]

have to settle with giving anal

what if you walked in on your gf fucking your dog

[danlee78]

i'd say OMGWTFBBQ then leave

what if u woke up to ur dog licking ur snatch/dick

[tckm]

id be like GTFO, then go shower haha

what if you woke up to find your car had been repo'd

[danlee78]

i'd be shocked

what if i was on ur msn?

[!Yaminashi]

I dont go on msn EVAR

What if you woke up in a Mexican jail?

[danlee78]

that would be odd

what if you had a girlfriend who was bald (like her head)

[tckm]

haha i wouldn't mind

what if the world turned into zombies tomorrow

[danlee78]

i'd pretend i was playing left 4 dead

what if you were a doughnut for a day

[art-gallery]

then i be sweet and yummy :)

what if you were invisible for a day?

[tckm]

i would probably rob a bank

what if you had invincibility armour for a day

[art-gallery]

id try to kill everyone i hate

what if tv was never invented

[tckm]

i would watch movies on my computer haha

what if global warming was a scam

[art-gallery]

didnt really care in first place lol

what if your parents donated all your clothes to salvation army?

[danlee78]

that would be nice, but i'd be naked

what if you were a nipple on a hot girl's bod?

[art-gallery]

then id be pretty sexy

what if you were a vagina for a day?

[l e 6 0 4]

i'd smell like fish

What if you got banned from Revscene

[art-gallery]

id be sad, make a new account!

what if you had to pay to use facebook?

[l e 6 0 4]

Never use facebook again.

What if they started selling Dom Rebel in Wal-Mart?

[art-gallery]

be ashamed of wearing it, and sell all of my dom rebel

what if you could take one item from boys co, what would you take?

[l e 6 0 4]

Dussault Furious 4 hoodie

What if you won $1000

[tckm]

id spend it on my car

what if you were slipped rufies at the dinner table tonight

[sleazyho]

I'd probably wake up tomorrow morning with a sore ass and a horribly bad taste in my mouth...

What if you put your nuts in the microwave and got swollen balls from testicular cancer?

[tckm]

id be like at least they are warm

what if you got to be god for a day

[l e 6 0 4]

Blow up the world.


What if you woke up and there was a cock in ur mouth

[tckm]

id puke, then punch him in the face and neuter him

what if you woke up to take a shower and ron jeremy was sitting on your toilet taking a shit

[sleazyho]

edit: too slow lol
i dont know who ron jeremy is so I'd treat him to some tea and play chess with him

what if your dad comes home one day and says hes divorcing your mom for another man?

[tckm]

hey sleazy ho
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=who+is+ron+jeremy

id be like wtf and move out

what if you couldnt get a boner

[sleazyho]

Viagra


What if you had a permanent boner?

[tckm]

have an infinitely long orgasm

what if you were the prez of the us

[danlee78]

that'd be coo

what if you were deaf for a day

[tckm]

id talk funny

what if you had a chance to go to the moon

[danlee78]

i'd go

what if you were able to shoot thunder from ur ass

[sleazyho]

no one would be able to jump me from behind

what if you had 2 dicks

[art-gallery]

then it would be a surprised for whoever gets it

what if your house burnt down when you got home?

[danlee78]

i'd have a bbq, lol

what if u were chinese for a day?

[art-gallery]

im proud

what if you were jewish for a day?

[hchang]

Then I'd save a lot of money.

What if you tried to not eat for a day?

[art-gallery]

dont think i can, unless im sick

what if you had to pee but you couldn't?

[hchang]

I'd try fapping.

What if you found $89 million in your bank account?

[nack]

i'd keep it ALL

what if you woke up as hitler?

[art-gallery]

id be scared if ppl try to kill me :(

what if you get scratch marks when you wake up? would you be scared?

[danlee78]

i'd be like wtf

what if u had a huge pimples on ur snatch/cock?

[art-gallery]

that would be nasty lol... id pop it !

what if you had boils on your penis shaft?

[danlee78]

omg, i wouldn't know whtat the hell to do

what if you were in a movie?

[art-gallery]

id be a superstar :)

what if you had spider mans power for a day?

[hchang]

I'd go around spiderman-ing peoples face.

What if you woke up to find your car stolen?