[SMDBICH]

Rules: answer a "what if question" then ask one yourself.


I'll start.

What if you had bad diarrhea and there was no toilet paper left in the outhouse. What would you do?

[FN-2199]

^ Grab some leaves and get at it!

What if you found out you were adopted?

[SMDBICH]

Slap my foster parents for not telling me until now and spend the rest of my life to find out who my real parents are.

What if you were forced to consume someone else shit or else your parents would die?

[tiger_handheld]

^ i think you just killed this thread. THANKS!

[penner2k]

Slap my foster parents for not telling me until now and spend the rest of my life to find out who my real parents are.

What if you were forced to consume someone else shit or else your parents would die?

I have this funny feeling you jerk off to scat porn..

[FI-Z33]

LOL...okay
let's start over..

what if you were the opposite sex?

[penner2k]

I'd be a whore.

[penner2k]

What if a really hot post op tranny wanted to blow you?

[skyxx]

^ Sure, why not. If I close my eyes it's the same. right?;)

What if you were jerking off to some girl on the internet and you later found out that she had a penis! Not just any penis, a Black penis!

[penner2k]

^ Sure, why not. If I close my eyes it's the same. right?;)

What if you were jerking off to some girl on the internet and you later found out that she had a penis! Not just any penis, a Black penis!

I'm not sure how I'd feel. I dont care about the color of the penis though.
I have noticed that this is your second post about large penis's today though.
Is there something you need to get off your chest?

[skyxx]

^ Yeah, I have one (large penis). It's bothering me.

What if you found out that you had 3 months to live, what would you do? With whom? etc etc...

[guddagudd]

I think I would do anything. I would break every single law there is. Steal, rob, attack, kill, rape, etc...

What if you caught your mother cheating on your father with your best friend?

[q0192837465]

I think I would do anything. I would break every single law there is. Steal, rob, attack, kill, rape, etc...

What if you caught your mother cheating on your father with your best friend?

I'd ask them for money

what if u find out that ur wife of 20 years is ur long lost sister?

[SMDBICH]

slap her for having incest with me

What if some random girl jerk you off and you later then find out its your cousin?

[guddagudd]

I'll find out why she didn't give me a bj but only a hj

what if a girl made out with u at a party but u find out later your friend got blown by her?

[beetea]

I think I would do anything. I would break every single law there is. Steal, rob, attack, kill, rape, etc...

What if you caught your mother cheating on your father with your best friend?

but what if, you're still alive 3 months after?

[penner2k]

I'll find out why she didn't give me a bj but only a hj

what if a girl made out with u at a party but u find out later your friend got blown by her?

One piece of advice. Either dont make out with chicks you have just met OR just try not to think about it. I honestly just try to not think about it. Obviously if her mouth tastes like jizz thats fucked but if you dont know then really who cares.

[TomBox_N]

One piece of advice. Either dont make out with chicks you have just met OR just try not to think about it. I honestly just try to not think about it. Obviously if her mouth tastes like jizz thats fucked but if you dont know then really who cares.

Sorry, I have no idea what jizz tastes like. Care to share?
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[jeff_alexander]

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

[Culture_Vulture]

Sorry, I have no idea what jizz tastes like. Care to share?
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Ask Boostaholic.

[El Bastardo]

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?


wat

[penner2k]

Sorry, I have no idea what jizz tastes like. Care to share?
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Obviously you have never gotten a really good blowjob and then had the girl kiss you after.

[guddagudd]

but what if, you're still alive 3 months after?

then I would go, "Just Kidding, guys!"

BTW, does anyone have any idea what Jeff_Alexander said?

[Culture_Vulture]

Obviously you have never gotten a really good blowjob and then had the girl kiss you after.
you know what else is weird? if she goes to rinse her mouth afterwards and you kiss her, you don't know if that's sperm or water
woohoo!

[jeff_alexander]

you know what else is weird? if she goes to rinse her mouth afterwards and you kiss her, you don't know if that's sperm or water
woohoo!

Or she rinses her mouth with Listerine before giving you a blowjob. I bet it would feel like your dick caught on fire and is melting off yet pleasurable at the same time.

Who wants to volunteer?

[Jayboogz]

Lol what if u had a million dollars everytime u took it up the ass what wud U do?
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[SMDBICH]

Give it a rim job.

What if u had get To fuck jessica alba, wat position wud u do?
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[jeff_alexander]

Lol what if u had a million dollars everytime u took it up the ass what wud U do?
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1 word: Goatse.cx

[penner2k]

you know what else is weird? if she goes to rinse her mouth afterwards and you kiss her, you don't know if that's sperm or water
woohoo!

You know honestly its not an ideal situation but if some girl wanted to kiss me after giving me a blowjob I wouldnt really care. Now if you go out of your way to make out after busting in the chicks mouth there might be something wrong with you.
Only boys think its gay to kiss a girl after getting a blowjob though.
Sex is supposed to be dirty. If its not its called making love and that just sounds really boring.. ;)

[penner2k]

Give it a rim job.

What if u had get To fuck jessica alba, wat position wud u do?
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I'd definitely throw it in her ass. But just to say that I fucked Jessica Alba in the ass. I also heard she is a huge bitch. Bitches deserve to be punished.

[Culture_Vulture]

You know honestly its not an ideal situation but if some girl wanted to kiss me after giving me a blowjob I wouldnt really care. Now if you go out of your way to make out after busting in the chicks mouth there might be something wrong with you.
Only boys think its gay to kiss a girl after getting a blowjob though.
Sex is supposed to be dirty. If its not its called making love and that just sounds really boring.. ;)
I don't have a problem making out with my girl after she gives me a blowjob.
Now if I busted my nut in her mouth that's a different story. I don't have the man in me to do something like that. I prefer it more democratic and civilized.

[Culture_Vulture]

actually I take that back.
In hindsight I've done it a couple of times. Not a huge deal.

[jeff_alexander]

So I was just wondering that if what happens begins that an afterwards, how is that at then greater through was what before?

[raygunpk]

So I was just wondering that if what happens begins that an afterwards, how is that at then greater through was what before?

you had me at hello.

[SMDBICH]

So I was just wondering that if what happens begins that an afterwards, how is that at then greater through was what before?

wtf is up with all of these random things you're saying, makes no sense

[beetea]

he just trolled you...

[SMDBICH]

Obviously you have never gotten a really good blowjob and then had the girl kiss you after.

so, what exactly does that taste like?

[rice cooker]

I don't have a problem making out with my girl after she gives me a blowjob.
Now if I busted my nut in her mouth that's a different story. I don't have the man in me to do something like that. I prefer it more democratic and civilized.Its nothin to do with how manly u are. Its about how much she loves u
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[hchang]

... Anyways.. back on topic... What if you had to either suck your brothers dick, or your best friends dick.

[phunky.FOB]

I rather choose my best friends dick.

[hchang]

^ I didn't think of the possibility that the question can be applied to girls.. LOL.

Whats the next question x-babi-x?

[phunky.FOB]

^ I didn't think of the possibility that the question can be applied to girls.. LOL.

Whats the next question x-babi-x?

what if my tits were in your face but your parents were there. what would you do

[penner2k]

what if my tits were in your face but your parents were there. what would you do

:confused:

[phunky.FOB]

:confused:

too confusing? ..

hmm other words what if a was wearing a really low shirt that showed half my tits and your parents were there what would u do to them(tits) get that?

[skyxx]

Where can we meet up? Date and time please. :thumbsup:

Okay, to answer that. I would first tell you to cover up yourself before you actually see my parents then I'd eye fuck you. After that you head over to my room and I play with them. How's that for an answer?

My turn, What if one day you woke up and you found out you could speak. What would you do?

[phunky.FOB]

Where can we meet up? Date and time please. :thumbsup:

in your room at 11:56 pm. today

[skyxx]

^ Why the Absurd time?

[phunky.FOB]

^ Why the Absurd time?

Not quite sure myself. hehe . but dw I was just kidding

[skyxx]

^ OMG, I thought it was REAL!!!! I GOT A BONER!!!

[phunky.FOB]

^ OMG, I thought it was REAL!!!! I GOT A BONER!!!

Oh in that case then I'll make it real haha

[penner2k]

too confusing? ..

hmm other words what if a was wearing a really low shirt that showed half my tits and your parents were there what would u do to them(tits) get that?

I'd call you a whore.. tell you to get the fuck out and apologize to my mother..

[skyxx]

Yeah Penner, Show her who's boss. Let me buy you a drink bud!

[penner2k]

Yeah Penner, Show her who's boss. Let me buy you a drink bud!

If she would just be wearing a low cut top I wouldnt care.. If she tried to start fooling around with me in front of my parents I'd get pissed though.. I'm sure they know how I am to a certain extent but I dont bring it up and I sure as hell would never flaunt it in front of them

[phunky.FOB]

If she would just be wearing a low cut top I wouldnt care.. If she tried to start fooling around with me in front of my parents I'd get pissed though.. I'm sure they know how I am to a certain extent but I dont bring it up and I sure as hell would never flaunt it in front of them

well obviously I'd hint u to go to your bedroom! :P

[penner2k]

well obviously I'd hint u to go to your bedroom! :P

I dont live at home.. if my parents are over I wouldnt be going to my room to fool around with you..

[phunky.FOB]

I dont live at home.. if my parents are over I wouldnt be going to my room to fool around with you..

ouch. ..!! whatever.

[hchang]

Where can we meet up? Date and time please. :thumbsup:

Okay, to answer that. I would first tell you to cover up yourself before you actually see my parents then I'd eye fuck you. After that you head over to my room and I play with them. How's that for an answer?

My turn, What if one day you woke up and you found out you could speak. What would you do?

I would start speaking...

What if you found out that your stepdad totaled your car.

[SMDBICH]

tell that fucker to buy me a new one or gtf away from my mom

what if you were in the shitter and the "big" earthquake happened?

[hchang]

i would not worry about shitting my pants then.

What if you found out that the only water resources left for you to drink are jizz or water, which would you choose

[SMDBICH]

obviously water, what kind of question is that??

wud u rather get anal-ed by a rhino or have 5 old man blow u off 1 at a time

[hchang]

^ Fuck I didn't proofread my post again.
Meant jizz or piss.

5 old men blowing me off at the same time, nothing goes up my ass.

Leah Dizon or Misa Campo

[skyxx]

^ According the SMDBICH's question, It's the same if you close your eyes. :lol
hchang: Misa Campo.

Pistachios Or Cashews?

[fliptuner]

You guys just turned this into the " this or that " thread

[fliptuner]

What if I was getting a BJ in the bathroom and you walked in without knocking and I jizzed on your face? What would you do?

[nack]

What if I was getting a BJ in the bathroom and you walked in without knocking and I jizzed on your face? What would you do?

get your girlfriend the lick it off my face while im doing her.

what if you were sitting on an airplane, with a hot 17 year old girl horny as can be, who is going to turn 18 in 2 hours?

[penner2k]

get your girlfriend the lick it off my face while im doing her.

what if you were sitting on an airplane, with a hot 17 year old girl horny as can be, who is going to turn 18 in 2 hours?

If she is hot she is 19 :thumbsup:

[skyxx]

What if I was getting a BJ in the bathroom and you walked in without knocking and I jizzed on your face? What would you do?

OH FUck, I thought it was that thread. I saw Hchang's post so I thought it was! FUCK!!!!!!!

[SMDBICH]

i would fuck that bitch like no tomorrow

what if u were talking a shit (chronic diarrhea), had a fat boner at the same time, and puked all over yourself

[penner2k]

i would fuck that bitch like no tomorrow

what if u were talking a shit (chronic diarrhea), had a fat boner at the same time, and puked all over yourself

Who hasnt done that?

[hchang]

You guys just turned this into the " this or that " thread

Oops.

i would fuck that bitch like no tomorrow

what if u were talking a shit (chronic diarrhea), had a fat boner at the same time, and puked all over yourself

then I'd be pretty grossed out and start jacking off.

what if you jizzed your pants accidentally in front of your in laws

[babyyxjayy]

make them clean it up for me , LOLOL jk

what if you took at shit on your bf/gf's face while they were sleeping

[tripleE]

ROFL hope i give them pink eye

what if u won the lottery and lost ur ticket?

[babyyxjayy]

Id shit myself big time

what if you had to make out with one of your parents in order to save someone's life?

[hchang]

I'd be extremely grossed out, and I'd only do it if it was to save somebody I care about's life.

What if Facebook never existed?

[babyyxjayy]

Then Id be the first one to make it and earn big bucks .

What if everyone lived in nudity ?

[genesis195]

the guys can't lie when they see a ugly girl or a hot girl?

what if we all lived under one roof ?

[art-gallery]

then it would be very squishy

what if the movie 2012 really happened?

[babyyxjayy]

Id moved to Mars.

what if we didnt have computers

[tripleE]

ther would be no 40 year olds in their basement playing WOW

what if you were the opposite gender when you woke up?

[babyyxjayy]

i would go find me some hot girls. LOL

what if you were showering and then your parents walk in on you ?

[wendal]

Id tell them to leave and close the door.

What if your rich as a b*tch but no one would do you even if you paid them?

[hchang]

I'd buy a lot of cars, clothes and food, then go home and fap.

What if you found out your best friends a transvestite?

[babyyxjayy]

Id WTF and then knock him out.

What if you found out your own brother was attracted to you ?

[hchang]

I'd tell him how wrong that is and how disgusted I am.

Then move out.


What if you had x-ray glasses that can see through anything?

[babyyxjayy]

I would tell people I have powers.

What if someone sold you cocaine, but it was laundry detergent ?

[hchang]

Wouldn't buy it in the first place, but if I did then I would look at it as a sign from God to not do it, then go do my laundry.
What if your parents decided to disown you?

[babyyxjayy]

Go chill @ my friends house .

What if your parents got killed and you were only 5

[hchang]

Then I wouldn't be the person I am today.

What if you could have any job you want in the world, what would you choose?

[art-gallery]

i would choose to be in obamas position

what if you were a hobo one day when you wake up?

[hchang]

then I hope i have some good panhandling skills.

What if you could have all the money you want in the world?

[babyyxjayy]

Id be one happy girl .

What if your best friend AND your bf/gf fell in the water, who would you save first ?

[hchang]

Best friend I guess... relationships come and go.
I'd save the gf if I felt the relationship was actually really serious and feel that it can last for a long time though

What if you could only save one of your parents, who would you save?

[babyyxjayy]

neither & just die with them .

what if you had to eat dinner with your in laws and realized you were naked ?

[art-gallery]

i would be surprised

what if you found out that you had cancer :O ?

[Tetsu32]

i'd find a cure.

what if you found out your girlfriend was distant cousin??

[babyyxjayy]

Id move all the way across the globe.

What if you looked in the mirror one day and had a HUGE pimple (size of a tennis ball) right in the middle of your forehead and it was the day you had to go for an interview?

[art-gallery]

i would stay home and not go

what if a spider bit your balls?

[babyyxjayy]

Id start crying thinking I lost all my sperm. LOL

What if your balls were itchy and you sratched them until they started bleeding ?

[hchang]

Then I guess I wouldn't be touching that general area for a bit.

What if you pissed your pants right before meeting your in laws?

[babyyxjayy]

tell them I cant make it anymore.

What if you were drunk and then flashed yourself in a club ?

[hchang]

Then I'd keep flashing people until the bouncers throw me out.

What if you were caught driving without a license by your parents?

[babyyxjayy]

Suck up and hopefully get to take the car out again.

What if you were shitting and you fell into the toilet ?

[hchang]

I'd hope I can reach my phone and call for help.

What if your in laws caught you having sex with their child?

[babyyxjayy]

I would say I got forced into it .

What if you were being forced to stick chopsticks down your throat ?

[art-gallery]

then ill start crying

what if you were the only person left in the world?

[hchang]

I'd go find the nicest car I see and drive the shit out of it.

What if you were the only girl left on the planet?

[babyyxjayy]

Id be so damn happy

What if you were showering and then someone throws at cat at you ?

[hchang]

Id be so damn happy


LOL.

I'd freak out and hope the cat doesnt scratch the shit out of me.

What if you were showering then found out that a lot of people were watching you shower.

[babyyxjayy]

LOL Id call the cops, and then get plastic surgery on my face

What if you tripped while going up the stairs, tried to get up and then fell down the stairs ?

[hchang]

Then I would sit there for a while and laugh at myself.

What if you were driving naked?

[babyyxjayy]

Id make people pay me for staring at me @ the stop lights

What if you were swimming and your shorts were carried away ?

[hchang]

Hahahaha your answers and questions are priceless babyyxjayy

Then I'd quickly swim over face down to retrieve my shorts.

What if the driver in front of you threw out her bloody tampon and it hit your windshield?

[babyyxjayy]

Hahahaha your answers and questions are priceless babyyxjayy

Then I'd quickly swim over face down to retrieve my shorts.

What if the driver in front of you threw out her bloody tampon and it hit your windshield?


LOL ! Thanks :)

I would take write down her license plate, follow her home, and the next time I get my period, I would fill her whole car up with my tampons. LOL


What if you go home, and your whole house was flooded with water and sharks ?

[hchang]

^ HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Good question, first of all, I'd shit my pants upon acknowledging theres fucking sharks in my house.

Then I'd ask my neighbour how the fuck my house turned into an aquarium

[babyyxjayy]

LOLOLOL !

you forgot your question :(

[hchang]

You're replying so fast LOL.
My bad for forgetting question

What if you woke up and found out your reproductive organs fell off?

[babyyxjayy]

LOL ! I know , I cant sleep haha

LMFAO uhm, i dunno how a vajayjay could fall off .. but okay..

Id freak out..and try to reattach it ? SUPERGLUE THAT SHIET ! LOL

[hchang]

YOU forgot the question this time ;P

[babyyxjayy]

oh, WHOOPS LOL

what if you wake up, and instead of waking up in your bedroom, you woke up in a glass box naked in the center of the mall ?

[hchang]

I'd sincerely hope I dont get morning wood to make matters worse.

What if you woke up to find out youve just been raped?

[babyyxjayy]

I would go and find that motherfucker that did it .. then Chris Brown him. LOL

What if a really ugly, man looking girl came up to you, and then asked you for your number & a one night stand ?

[hchang]

^ LOL

Depending on my mood I'd go slam a few shots or beers and go.

What if you woke up next to a complete stranger?

[babyyxjayy]

I would fall off the bed and hide under it shitting myself :(

what if you woke up and you didnt know where you were and had a 70 year old sleeping chewing on your ear ?

[hchang]

I'd fucking puke.

What if you woke up next to your mom who is completely naked?

[babyyxjayy]

oh my god. LOL I am gonna move out and not tell her where I move to, ever.

what if you were taking a shower and then a robber busts into your house ?

[hchang]

I'd chase after the robber swinging my dick around like a helicopter.

What if you had a dick?

[babyyxjayy]

AHHAAHAHHAAH , that made my day

chop it off and see what happens

what if you woke up with no dick ?

[hchang]

LOL. :)
I'd... cry, then put on my pants and keep it as my darkest secret.

What if you woke up in the zoo?

[babyyxjayy]

Id yell at people for feeding me peanuts lol

what if you went home and found dog crap everywhere ?

[MR_BIGGS]

I'd being tripping out, cause I have no dog!

What if you woke up with a permanent wood?

[babyyxjayy]

O________________O

uhm.. Id tape it down ..

what if you got pleasure while staring at your dog ?

[hchang]

LOL WTF.

Then I guess I'd be one happy man?

What if your license got taken away?

[mjnt]

drive without it..

What if you know you will die tomorrow?

[babyyxjayy]

grow a dick lool

what if you were hanging at the top of a 30 story building, and no one was around to help you ?

[art-gallery]

i would shit myself and try to hang on

what if you were attacked unexpectedly with a hammer?

[babyyxjayy]

I would turn around and knock em out .

What if you had to go to juve?

[hchang]

I'd take the responsibility for my actions and go.

what if you woke up and found out that youre the only person still living on this planet?

[babyyxjayy]

Same answer as the only girl one LOL "Id be so damn happy"
Gonna go into every store on robson and just walk out wit that shit lol

What if you wake up to find someone watching you sleep ?

[hchang]

I'd say good morning and introduce myself.
Then tell them to get the fuck out.

What if you could go out with anybody in the world, who would you choose?

[babyyxjayy]

you LOL JKJK. .I dont really know

What if you won a really big house, but had to have the ugliest girl living with you ?

[hchang]

I'd do it. It's a big house, plenty of space to hide LOL.

What if you gave me your number ;)

[babyyxjayy]

LOL , I dunno, what would you do with it ?

What if you had anything you could choose in the world, what would it be ?

[hchang]

Write it on bathroom walls, post it on craigslist... you know, the usual. Jokes!

It would be lots an lots of money.

What if you woke up and found out somebody took a dump on your bed?

[babyyxjayy]

LOL I was thinking the same thing with the number x)

Id barf like crazy

What if you were really thirsty and just picked up a random cup to drink out of, but realized it tasted like piss ?

[hchang]

I'd go and make myself puke.

What if you were forced to work as a janitor for the rest of your life?

[babyyxjayy]

I would move to someplace else

What if you swore in class, and the teacher decided you should get a beating ?

[jdmhaze]

Id probably laugh my ass off.

What if you were told by a doctor you could never get an erection ever again, and it was true.

[babyyxjayy]

good. Id freak out if I did have one

What if your doctor decided you should have no balls ?

[hchang]

I'd run and find a new doctor.

What if you found out you fell asleep and drooled all over your friends car seat?

[babyyxjayy]

Id be soooooooo embarassed .. and probably treat him/her to dinner

What if you got your period on your friends car seat, and it was a permanent stain?

[hchang]

I'd be more worried about why I got a period instead of worrying about my friend's carseat LOL.

What if you found out that you couldn't shit anymore for the rest of your life?

[babyyxjayy]

LOL Then I wouldnt have stinky bathrooms : )

What if you walked into your washroom, and there were cockroaches EVERYWHERE ?

[art-gallery]

try to squish them all

what if you found a whole colony of ants living in your basement?

[hchang]

I'd feed them sugar and have them work as my army.

What if you totalled your car?

[babyyxjayy]

ew .
- Id call someone to help me kill it all

What if you had a realy exhausting day, jumped into bed (violently) and then found out you killed someone right under ytou ?

[hchang]

I'd call the cops and said somebody broke in so I killed them in self defense.

What if you could never have a cell phone for the rest of your life?

[babyyxjayy]

AHAHHA

I would die to get one

What if you were driving home, and as you're driving, you see pieces of your belongings everywhere on the road ?

[hchang]

I'd be confused as fuck to how they got there.

What if your car broke down on the highway?

[babyyxjayy]

I wouldnt know what to do .. hide in my car with my face covered until the towing dudes get there ?

What if you had to push your car b/c the snow was too high and your ex's car was right behind you waiting impatiently ?

[hchang]

I'd flip her the bird then start pushing the car as slow as I could.

What if you fell face first in front of your ex?

[babyyxjayy]

Id stay down there until he decides to walk away and hopefully not realize its me ..

What if your gf had really bad breath, would you tell her ?

[hchang]

I'd keep offering her gum, and hopfully she'll catch on.

What if you noticed your bf's zipper was undone.. would you tell him?

[babyyxjayy]

yes lol

what if you got your gf pregnant but isnt ready to get married ?

[hchang]

^ Then he'll wonder why you were looking there... LOL
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I'd try to get her to have an abortion.

What if your nose started bleeding right after you finish reading this post?

[babyyxjayy]

LOL, better to tell him then have everyone walking past and laughing

HAHAAHAHAHAH Id blame you for it

What if I died from the nosebleed just b/c you jinxed me ?

[hchang]

I'd feel bad... then laugh a lot. :p Jokes.
If you're reading my post then obviously you didn't die LOL.

What if you actually did die?

[babyyxjayy]

LOLOL Im gonna miss posting on VLS LOL jkjk,I dunno, havent tought of it

What if I did die from you jinxing me ?

[hchang]

Then I'd be bored here on VLS... hahahahah.

What if I died from jinxing you?

[babyyxjayy]

haha ! Im gonna feel sooo badd !

What if a plane crashed into your room?

[hchang]

I'd wonder if the pilot was asian.

What if I ran out of what if questions, like how I just did?

[babyyxjayy]

HAAHHA You'd probably ask "have you?" LOL

What if someone tried to get your attention by throwing a rock at your window, but neded up breaking it ?

[hchang]

I'd be pretty pissed off.

What if you wake up in the middle of the night and see three vans with pedobear stickers parked outside?

[babyyxjayy]

I would be hiding under the bed..and call the cops

What if all your actions were being videcammed by your neighbour across from you

[hchang]

I'd show them my asscrack everyday.

What if your best friend stole twenty bucks from you?

[danlee78]

What if someone sold you cocaine, but it was laundry detergent ?

hahahhaha, some of ur questions are so funny, LOL

What if your best friend stole twenty bucks from you?

i'd just let him have it...he must have some crazy reason to go that far


(true story) What if someone broke into ur house and took a shit in your toilet and didn't flush...also they didn't take anything...? would u be pissed?

[mc.]

no, obviously they broke in to take a shit, so im happy that they didnt take a shit on my front door.

what if you were in a public place and had to take a shit really really bad, but there were toilets around, what would you do?

[danlee78]

but there were toilets around, what would you do?

of course, i would run to the toilet and take a shit

what if you woke up with boobs

[art-gallery]

then i would feel them and then freak out LOL

what if you woke up with no eyebrows?

[hchang]

I'd try and remember how much I had to drink the night before, and who I was with who would possibly shave my eyebrows.

What if you woke up with no reproductive organs?

[art-gallery]

would shit myself and wonder how i would be able to pee

what if everyone froze for 1 hour, except for you what would you do?

[hchang]

hahaha. a lot of things man... a lot of things.

What if your girlfriends armpits smelled really bad, would you tell her?

[art-gallery]

idkk.. LOL maybe

what if your gf got punched in the face by another girl would you help her?

[danlee78]

no, i'd yell "cat fight" and watch intently as i cheer her on LOL

what if you woke up with something crawling under ur skin?

[babyyxjayy]

hahahhaha, some of ur questions are so funny, LOL




LOL, you read the whole thread ?

- I would freak out like crazy ??

What if you went home one day, and your parents were having sex right in front of you ?

[danlee78]

LOL, you read the whole thread ?

Yep

What if you went home one day, and your parents were having sex right in front of you ?

i'd be like "not again, get a room"

what if u found an oreo made outta gold, would u dip it in milk?

[hchang]

LOL no I'd sell it.

What if you found out you were adopted?

[danlee78]

i'd be like, "I knew it"

What if you ate some sushi and there was a mass amount of wasabi in it, would u spit it out?

[hchang]

Yes, then I'd go put my water under the tap for 10 minutes

What if you found out, that while you were reading my post right now, you pee'd your pants?

[babyyxjayy]

Yep


i'd be like "not again, get a room"



LOL NOT AGAIN ?!?! HAAH

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I would make you clean it up for me D:< LOL


What if you drank bleach & thought it was water?

[hchang]

Clean up your pee? LOLOL.
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I'd induce vomiting... then freak the fuck out hoping I won't die

What if I was actually Superman, but am hiding behind the screen?

[babyyxjayy]

Yes LOL

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Id point at your crotch and laugh LOL ! jkjk

What if I was hiding in your closet ?

[hchang]

LOLOL WTF!

I'd tell you to "come out of the closet" ha ha ha ha ha... get it? come out of the closet? hahaha. Jokes.
I'd wave hello to you and introduce myself.

What if I was actually in your room right now.

[danlee78]

that'd be creepy, i'd tell you if you want some bleach to drink

what if u had a power to be invisible

[babyyxjayy]

LOL! I would kick you in the crotch if you looked like a pedo jokes
Id wave and then freak out

What if you walk into your house seeing that someone you didnt know was taking a shower in your bathroom ?

[hchang]

I'd make them pay me for using my soap and hot water.

What if the movie you were watching in the theatre stopped playing halfway through?

[danlee78]

ask for my money back

what if you woke up underwater

[hchang]

I'd drink some water then swim out.

What if you found out that you never had to pee anymore for the rest of your life?

[babyyxjayy]

then I guess I wouldnt be having any emergencies

What if you're sleeping and all of a sudden, you feel someone touching you ? (& you live alone)

[danlee78]

i would freak out

what if you found out to be babyyxjayy's boyfriend

[hchang]

I'd.... ask her to hold hands? LOL

What if I asked you to hold hands?

[babyyxjayy]

LOL uhm I would be so confused cuz I dont have one ?

What if you wake up to find a spider leg hanging from your mouth ?

[danlee78]

i'd be like "not again" i had one yesterday

what if i was your friend

[babyyxjayy]

I'd.... ask her to hold hands? LOL

What if I asked you to hold hands?

You're replying so fast, bumped out my reply LOL

[hchang]

You don't have a hand? LOL ^
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Then we would hang out

What if you couldn't answer to my What if question?

[babyyxjayy]

You don't have a hand? LOL ^
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Then we would hang out

What if you couldn't answer to my What if question?


LOL NO, that was answer to the boyfriend one :( Of course I have a hand LOLOL

Then I would just say ... Idk ..

What if danlee wanted to hold your hand ?

[danlee78]

i'd be like sure, why not

what if hchang wanted to hold both our hands

[hchang]

Then I'd shotty middle, so I can hold both your hands.

What if some random guy randomly hugged you?

[danlee78]

woah, someone is going keyboard crazy

i'd hug him back randomly

what if i brought the lowballer?

[babyyxjayy]

I would be stoned. & then say "WTF" out loud

What if you won a contest, had to go down to the stage to redeem your price, but fell down the stairs in front of thousands of people ?

[hchang]

Then I would get up and say that was my plan all along to trip.

What if you found out I was a 14 dolla balla?

[babyyxjayy]

fuck, you guys replyign tooooooo fast ! :(

[hchang]

fuck, you guys replyign tooooooo fast ! :(

My virgin eyes! :p

[babyyxjayy]

LOOOOOOOL !!!

I would take $1 away from you , then you'd be a 13 dolla balla : )

What if you married a girl for her money , but then realized she had no moeny ?

[danlee78]

What if you found out I was a 14 dolla balla?

I'd be poor

what if we slowed down

[hchang]

then ours post might actually be making more sense

What if we sped up?

[babyyxjayy]

Then I wouldnt be able to play anymore :(

What if we kept it not too fast and not too slow ?! :D

[hchang]

Then we would all be 14 dolla ballas!

What if we held hands?

[danlee78]

that'd be great

what if i asked you who was capt happy bubble?

[babyyxjayy]

LOL !!!

Then I hope they're not sweaty :)

what if danlee decided to dip his hands in crap before holding your hand ?

[babyyxjayy]

that'd be great

what if i asked you who was capt happy bubble?

Id reply you !

[hchang]

what if danlee decided to dip his hands in crap before holding your hand ?

I'd tell him that I don't want to hold hands anymore.


what if i asked you who was capt happy bubble?

I'd ask you if you want to go...and if you could show me where it is LOL.

What if I told you I'm secretely Hyde?

[danlee78]

then i'd ask you where Jekyl was

what if i was your father

[hchang]

Then I'd be confused as fuck, wondering how you're sitting behind me talking on the phone, and also replying to my posts on Revscene.

What if you owned Revscene?

[babyyxjayy]

Id be boss

What if you caught your mom watching porn?

[danlee78]

that would be very awkward

what if you can transform into a guy and a girl

[hchang]

Id be boss

What if you caught your mom watching porn?


then I would take it to the next level


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. That's disgusting Danlee!


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I'd transform into a girl every now and then to look at myself naked.

What if you found out your parents were actually brother and sister?

[danlee78]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. That's disgusting Danlee!

shit, went to fast, my mistake

bro and sis, shit...what the fuck

what if u can turn into a toilet, would u randomly go out to make ppl sit on u?

[hchang]

HAHA. I'd go hide in the girls washroom.

What if you literally coughed up twenty bucks?

[danlee78]

i'd try to cough out more

what if you sneezed and ur eyeballs popped out?

[hchang]

I'd laugh... then try to poke it back in.

What if me and you played chicken with our cars?

[danlee78]

played what?

what if you can transform into a car

[hchang]

Chicken. When we both drive towards each other, and whoever to swerve first loses.

Then I would transform myself into a nice car and drive myself around.

What if somebody test drove your car and broke it?

[danlee78]

depends if it was a friend or random person

what if you woke up one day and u were bald

[art-gallery]

then id be scared .. and wear a hat until it grows back

what if you woke up in a different century?

[hchang]

I'd take advantage of it and screw around.

What if you were permanently stuck with a cold?

[art-gallery]

then FML ):

what if RS shut down?

[babyyxjayy]

I would be so sad :(

What if you had to wear women's clothes for a day ?

[art-gallery]

then id wear all the nice clothes

what if you came home one day and found all your clothes jacked?

[danlee78]

heck, i'd buy new ones

what if the world ended on friday, what would u do till then?

[art-gallery]

do everything i wanted to do

what if your gf cheated on you and stole all your belongings

[danlee78]

then i'd get a new girl with new belongings

what if u got swallowed by a whale, what would u do?

[hchang]

I'd shit in its stomach, then hope the whale pukes.

What if you acidentally farted in the elevator with your in laws?

[art-gallery]

i would start laughing lol

what if you had to share beds with your grandpa for a night?

[mc.]

I'd sleep on the floor.

What if you were homeless.

[hchang]

Then I would not be posting this.

What if you could be anybody in the world, who would you be?

[babyyxjayy]

OBAMA : )

What if you got a job as standing on the street in a chicken outfit selling chicken ?

[hchang]

I would always be doing the chicken dance at work... hahaha.

What if you found out you needed glasses?

[babyyxjayy]

Wear contacts everydayy

What if you found out you werent allowed to move for 6 hours or else for everytime you move, a body part comes off ?

[hchang]

Then I'd sit as still as a rock.

What if I asked you to hold hands?

[art-gallery]

call you gay and run away

what if you found out you had cancer?