[art-gallery]

id be fucking mad

what if you wake up one day with no one in a horror movie you've seen before?

[hchang]

I'd try my best not to shit my pants.

What if you could make an extra $3000 a month, what would you do with the money?

[art-gallery]

spend on clothes

what if you get a chance to operate a plane, with many people on board would you do it?

[hchang]

Yeah, have done so before.

What if you could just dissapear and never be seen again, would you?

[art-gallery]

nope

what if you did exploded while you were fapping?

[hchang]

I'd freak out and try to sew it back together.

What if you woke up with your dick in your ass?

[tckm]

id clench my butt cheeks

what if you woke up with your dick cut off

[hchang]

I'd scream and try to find it.

What if pizza never existed.

[tckm]

then i would eat subway more

what if you woke up and your car was on blocks

[hchang]

I'd flip out.

What if you woke up and found out that somebody stole all your tires?

[art-gallery]

id be chocked

what if you woke up going to work no knowing that there was a holiday?

[hchang]

I'd be driving home from the place of work mumbling under my breath.

What if you had to not shower for a week?

[art-gallery]

id be sad probably smell really bad

what if you fap for along time but nothing came out LOL?

[hchang]

I'd hope that I got the pleasure out of it. Seems like a win for me, no mess to clean up.

What if the Thanks/Fail system was taken out?

[liu13]

wouldnt care

what if your girl told you she was preggers

[hchang]

I'd shit my pants and try to talk her into abortion.

What if your parents told you they were having another child?

[danlee78]

that'd be weird cuz they're too old

what if you can fly for a day, where would u go?

[fliptuner]

Armoured truck to armoured truck

What if you were a flaming homo, who would you fuck?

[danlee78]

idk

what if u tasted cum in ur mouth?

[art-gallery]

ill swallow it then LOL jk, id spit that nasty shit.

what if you tasted shit in your mouth?

[fliptuner]

I would kill myself if it came from a guys ass

now answer my question!!!!



What if you were a flaming homo, who would you fuck?

[hchang]

what if you tasted shit in your mouth?


I would kill myself if it came from a guys ass



So you wouldn't mind if it was from a chicks ass?

-----------------------------------------------------------------------

Brad Pitt or Taeyang I guess...

What if we didn't bring up such homo questions?

[fliptuner]

Oh hell yeah I'd mind but as long as it's not super ghey like that, I could live w/ myself.

If we didn't bring up such homo questions, it would be really hard to trap people into giving real homo answers. hahaha

What if quantum physics was right and if you kept running into a wall over and over, a million times, at some point you would walk right through? Would you do it if it meant you entered another dimension?

[hchang]

If we didn't bring up such homo questions, it would be really hard to trap people into giving real homo answers. hahaha



I walked right into that one didn't I... LOL.

Yes, my curiosity would kill me if I didn't.

What if your girlfriend proposed to you the idea that you'd never have to work another day in your life, under the circumstance she'd go become a high end "escort" to bring in the dough, would you take her up on that offer?

[peanutshawn]

your really a dog

[hchang]

your really a dog

Wtf? Posts in this thread's supposed to continue on with the game.

Just broke your fail virginity. You're welcome.

[tckm]

wtf... what question do i answer??....

kk
What if your girlfriend proposed to you the idea that you'd never have to work another day in your life, under the circumstance she'd go become a high end "escort" to bring in the dough, would you take her up on that offer?

yeah i think i would. haha
better than hookin behind my back i guess haha

what if tiger woods cheated again

[art-gallery]

he'd be done LOL

what if you could chill with jonas brothers? would you?

[fliptuner]

Considering they're rich and might have some hot groupies, sure.

What if you knew the weather would be absolute crap for 1 year, straight. Would you move?

[hchang]

Yes, fucking hate the rain and snow.

What if you found out your armpit smelled like shit just before picking up your girlfriend?

[danlee78]

i'd ask her if i can use her washroom or she would have to deal with it

what if your gf's armpit smelled like shit when you picked her up?

[hchang]

I'd turn my air freshener to Max.

What if you woke up to find your house filled with dogs?

[art-gallery]

id be like wtf

what if you had to eat the dogs for dinner?

[hchang]

I'd rather starve.

What if you found out somebody donated $20 into your bank account...

[fliptuner]

depending on my mood I'd do something nice for a random person or be disappointed it wasn't waaaaay more.

What if you found out you were born a hermaphrodite and your parents chose for you to be a guy?

[danlee78]

interesting

What if you found out you were born a hermaphrodite and your parents chose for you to be a girl?

[guddagudd]

then i wud be like but i have a cock and no boobs

what if ur gf was giving u a bj but she found a pimple on the bottom of ur cock?

[hchang]

I'd tell her to not touch the pimple.

What if you found out your best friend took $20 from you?

[art-gallery]

tell them to pay me back

what if you found out made out with your closetest friends you chill with everyday?

[hchang]

I'd hope I was drunk, butkeep hanging out with them and just pretend it never happened.

What if you found out you were an accident?

[mb_]

Cool Story Bro

What if you had an "accident" with your gf/bf?

[hchang]

Get pregnancy tests.

What if one of your eyeballs fell out?

[art-gallery]

id fucken shit my self.. try to pop it back in

what if you had to have sex with caroline hui?

[hchang]

Get hammered and bring a couple of paper bags for her face.

What if you had to restart high school all over again?

[danlee78]

that would actually be kinda cool

what if you can go back in time, what year would you go and why?

[tvk.Trieu]

2 years ago. Tell my past self not to date this chick or it'll ruin your entire future.

What if you stumbled across a kid that claims to be your son?

[Culture_Vulture]

2 years ago. Tell my past self not to date this chick or it'll ruin your entire future.

What if you stumbled across a kid that claims to be your son?
The only logical thing to do: Take him to the clinic for a blood test and leave his ass there and drive off.

What if your buddy lent you his new car for a test drive and you drove the kid that claimed to be your son to the clinic for a blood test, then nicked it as you were ripping out of the parking lot somewhere your buddy won't notice?

Purely hypothetical, that is.

[danlee78]

then i guess he won't notice, duh!

what if you were a culture vulture for a day?

[art-gallery]

hmm idk.. fail everyone i guess LOL

what if you were a mod for a day?

[danlee78]

i'd try to be a ninja like CRS

what if you drank tabasco sauce

[tckm]

http://www.barrypopik.com/index.php/new_york_city/entry/prairie_fire_tabasco_and_tequila_cocktail/

if i drank tobasco sauce, id probably have mad shiyts

what if you woke up and your roof was gone

[danlee78]

i'd be like wtf, where's my roof. i'd move

what if a mod banned u for failing him

[ek1]

i wouldnt care

what if you had a gay son?

[Glove]

Id blame my wife for having the gay gene, and give him away for adoption.

what if you caught your son fudge packing?

[danlee78]

whats fudge packing?

what if your friend slept with ur daughter, what would u do?

[hchang]

Make him marry my daughter LOL.

What if you found out your dad isn't your biological father?

[danlee78]

that wouldn't be that shocking

what if you ate a salad and later at the bottom u saw a bug

[ate.ge]

i would complain and get myself a free salad or money back :D

what if you found out that your girlfriend was married already?

[Fcukedd]

....I don't know.

What if you accidentally walked in on your mom about to take a piss, then she whips out her dick...

[vietboi6o4]

id go to the closest sink and puke !

what if you sqweefed yourself in public ?

[danlee78]

...?

what if you had major diarrhea during sex and u couldn't go to the can in time...what would u do?

[palepilsenpin0y]

.... uhh i'd shit on the nearby floor. much better than the bed or the girl. haha


what if ron jeremy, shaq, and jessica alba invited you to a foursome, would you do it?

[danlee78]

no

what if your gf had mad diarrhea and she was in ur car and her seatbelt wouldn't come off. what would you do?

[tckm]

hahaha i would yell at her, hoping she didnt shit on my seat. and if she did id take out the seat and just drive without a passenger seat.
but good question sir

what if you had mad diarrhea and you were at a concert/hockey game and the line was 50 deep

[palepilsenpin0y]

I would shit in a plastic cup and throw it at refs who make bad calls (what's up with all the diarrhea questions? haha)


What if you walked in on your brother or friend spanking his monkey?

[ek1]

i would http://i347.photobucket.com/albums/p458/TrooperJoeRamirez/cvqefyi4iasepr780top1.gif

what if you found out your best friend was gay and you had no idea until just now that he told you?

[FI-Z33]

i'd actually be happy..i've always wanted a gay friend xD

what if you found out your "sister" was actually your biological mother

[FerrariEnzo]

i would most likely end up in a mental institue..

what if you picked up a bag full of money, would you keep it even though it smells of weed?

[tckm]

uhhh... fck YEAH. i dont know who wouldnt. id keep it even if it WAS a bag full of bud haha

what if you discovered an evil monkey in your closet

[ek1]

i would be like fuck yea thats dope n hope it speaks english

what if you found out you just ate a sandwich which contained shit but it tasted good

[palepilsenpin0y]

I'd say "Man that's some good shit right there." :haha:


What if you found out you only had 24 hours to live?

[MelonBoy]

I would rape everryyybody.. (not discriminating, of coruse female only)

What if you were the opposite gender. (ex. parents did some gender changes to you while you were young)

[danlee78]

lol, that would be interesting

what if you can transform into a woman at random?

[ek1]

i would transform to it and go into the shower rooms where there are beautiful women

what if you could be invisible for a day?

[FerrariEnzo]

id go rob a bank!!! :)

what if you could teleport once, where would you teleport?

[ek1]

i would teleport to the top of highest mountain in the world

what if you could breathe under water?

[danlee78]

then i'd go swimming everyday

what if you could date anyone in Van, who would it be?

[palepilsenpin0y]

Kristin Kreuk

What if you were stranded in an elevator for 12 hours with an extremely extremely hot girl AND her brother, what would you do?

[hchang]

Fuck the hot girl.

I'd offer if the brother wants to join in, but I highly doubt he will LOL.

What if you accidentally crashed your in laws cars the 2nd time you met them?

[Joka604]

Run away and hide out till they forget about it

What if you fucked a 'girl' and after you were done she's actually a guy disguised as a girl.

[ek1]

i would puke and just be numb

what if you found out you had a flesh eating disease?

[FerrariEnzo]

i would kill myself

what if you were abduct by aliens, what would you do

[hchang]

Ask them to make me smart.

What if you found out that your parents used to always lace your lunch with cocaine?

[ek1]

i would carry on like nothing ever happend lol

what if you fired a gun and killed someone accidentally?

[danlee78]

i'd probably go to jail no?

what if you can shoot fire from ur ass?

[Joka604]

I would bend over and shoot random people

what if you had to suck a dick to save your whole family

[FerrariEnzo]

i would do it

what if you were given a chance to box for real with Mohammad Ali, would you?

[ek1]

no

what if you could cure cancer but it meant getting your penis cut off, would you?

[FerrariEnzo]

for sure! i already have 3 kids! dont need anymore :o


What if the world is coming to an end and only time to do one thing, what would you do

[palepilsenpin0y]

Go have sex with the girl of my dreams.


What if there was a zombie apocalypse, where would you take shelter?

[FerrariEnzo]

find a house with an Attic... im pretty sure zombies cant climb up ladders.


what if you won the lottery, would you donate half to charity or chairties of your choosing

[hchang]

Not half, but probably a quarter.

What if you had to get a bukkake to save your parents lives. Would you do it?

[Toveri]

I'd do it for my mom

What if the girl you're fucking anally decides to shit on your dick?

[ek1]

ohh man thtas tough..
yes i would

what if you had to kill your family to save the world from disaster?

[danlee78]

hmm, tough, i guess i would

what if you had to sleep with a mod on rs to save the world...who would it be?

[elwell]

miss crayon !!

what if you were force to watch every signle episodes of teletubbies?

[chin3se604]

id be mentally and physically dieing

what if you found out your girlfriend/boyfriend was the opposite sex?

[danlee78]

that would be terrible

what if u broke up with ur girl and then wanted her back, but she didn't accept you

[hchang]

I'd leave her alone.

What if your girlfriend bit the tip of your dick not once, but three times purposely in one night?

[elwell]

ill donkey punch her when its my turn

what if you got cock slap by a 15 year old douche bag nammer

[hchang]

^ Are you just abusing your failing privileges now that you can use them?

I'd cock slap him back.

What if you had to suck a dick for an hour to save your pet's life, what you do it?

[showtekk]

i wouldnt do i cause i have no pet lol

what if you were forced to sell drugs for a boss

[hchang]

I'd do it.

What if techno music never existed....

[FerrariEnzo]

id be listening to something else


what if you had to have sex for 24hrs straight without taking a break, would you?

[hchang]

Yes.

What if you woke up to find your car ticketed?

[FerrariEnzo]

i would pee on it, put it in the envelope with my money and send it in


what if you had HIV, would you kill yourself or still live on?

[showtekk]

try to live on :(

what if your friend fucked your mom? what would you do?

[danlee78]

go fuck his too, get revenge

what if you couldn't start a question with what if?

[Jayboogz]

Then I would be saying imagine that ____

What if human kind was a-sexual (self reproduction)
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[showtekk]

that be fuckeddd lol cant imagine it

what if a hobo tried to kidnap you while you were camping

[danlee78]

i'd falcon punch the guy

what if you won LOTTO MAX what would you do with it first?

[showtekk]

buy the stuff i want bad, then enjoy life while money last :thumbsup:

what if you could own a store in metrotown? which one would it be?

[danlee78]

can't decide from boys'co, ebgames or sony style and even silvercity

what if you can pick any car in the world for free, what car would it be?

[hchang]

I'm not going to be too greedy... and say Porsche Cayenne :)

What if you found out you were going to have a fever for the next 2 years of your life?

[danlee78]

I would go to the V clinic

what if you were caught in a crossfire and lost your dick? would it be that bad?

[hchang]

YES!

What if you lost your drivers license indefinitely, would you still keep driving?

[danlee78]

nop, get a bike license

what if you you owned a bbt place...would it be estea or bbl world?

[hchang]

Estea.

What if you could own any store in Richmond Center? Which would it be?

[danlee78]

sony store

what if you can date anyone in richmond, who would it be?

[FerrariEnzo]

a hot chick?


What if someone sold you cocaine, but it was laundry detergent ? what you still snort it all up or use it to wash your clothes?

[hchang]

Wash my clothes.

What if McDonalds never existed?

[ShadowBun]

we would all be healthier and there wouldnt be fatness

what if your gf is nong poy
http://www.revscene.net/forums/shes-man-t615921.html?t=615921

[hchang]

I'd.... only show people pics of her.

What if you found out after ten years of marriage that your wife used to be a guy?

[ShadowBun]

^ i just hope that i wont find that out from her inability to have our kid

what if your wife used to be a guy and she gave birth to your kid?

[hchang]

I'd be baffled at the science we have nowadays.

What if that girl in your avatar woke up next to you....

[ShadowBun]

I would be late for work every morning and be extremely tired.

What if the girl in your avatar is the new worker in your office and you are her supervisor?

[MegaHurtz]

I'd light her on fire

What if you were on the Skytrain and a nasty, homeless crackhead with her tits hanging out came and sat right across from you, and there was nowhere else to move to? What if she started talking to you?

[murd0c]

I would pretend I was sleeping and ignore her.


What would you do if you were at a family reunion and met a 3rd cousin on the side of the family you have never met before. This cousin is beyond hot and after a couple drinks she whispers in your ear asking if you would fuck her hard now.
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[ShadowBun]

i would fuck her hard now.

what if that cousin is beyond hot and a male :o

[danlee78]

if i was a girl i would let him fuck me hard now, but i'm a guy so i'd tell him to gtfo

what if you went over to your friends house and he wasn't there, but his "beyond hot" mom asked you to massage her back...would u?

[ShadowBun]

totally Mrs. beyond hot.

What if a zombie apocalypse happened, and you were a survivor. What would you do? (realistically... ie. you are who you are right now and no, you don't have some form of super zombie proof hide out)

[danlee78]

i'd go crazy killing spree like L4D

what if you were alone in the woods, but you heard a growl in the shadows, what would u do

[FerrariEnzo]

id make a bigger growl and pretend to be meaner! if that doesnt work, id run like i never ran before


what if you had a choice to be an evil boss or good hero, which would you choose

[danlee78]

good boss

what if you found a ferrari enzo and it had no owner, would u keep it?

[showtekk]

yesss obvsly

what if you came home to see all your clothes gone? what would you do?

[ShadowBun]

go commando.
(then go shopping)

what if the girl you treat like your sister told you she love you and want to fuck your brains out.

[FerrariEnzo]

i would if shes hot!

what if this girl you fucked the shit out of told you AFTER that she used to be a dude!

[danlee78]

that would be bad

what if the girl u treat like your sister got preggo after you fucked her brains out?

[showtekk]

id be scared cause i have a baby to take care now

what if there were no condoms when you needed it? would you use plastic wrap?

[danlee78]

maybe, my friend said it actually works

what if you had no plastic wrap or condoms, would u take a chance?

[hchang]

If it was the girl in Yellow Bun's avatar then yes I'd take the chance.

What if you got wrongfully arrested and convicted with a jail term for 10 years?

[showtekk]

id be choked to thee maxxx, and kill who ever got me in there

what if you were blamed for something so big that you didnt do and everyone in vancouver gives you bad looks?

[ShadowBun]

depends on what the thing is..
at least I am infamous now. Better than being noday :)

what if you were in jail and your room mate is a 300lb gay motherfucker :o

[hchang]

depends on what the thing is..
at least I am infamous now. Better than being noday :)

what if you were in jail and your room mate is a 300lb gay motherfucker :o

I'd sleep every night with my back facing the wall.

What if your girlfriend threw up multiple times inside your car?

[danlee78]

i would tell her to gtfo

what if you girlfriend threw up while giving you head

[hchang]

I'd be grossed out, but kind of laughing inside cause that means my dick is big LOL.

What if you found out you passed out in your girlfriends car and threw up all over the inside?

[SilverBlitz]

i guess i'll have to clean it

what if you woke up in the middle of the woods and found a condom stuck up your asshole would you tell anyone?

[chin3se604]

i would pull it out.. and not tell anyone

what if you found out the parents you have now weren't your real parents .. but murdered your real parents

[danlee78]

that would b creepy, i'd run away

what if u were takin a shower and grew a tail?

[MegaHurtz]

I'd immediately dry off, run out and scare the hell out of my wife with it

What if you were driving down the road, and from one side of the road, 3 old ladies jump out, and from the other side of the road, a young child walking with his parents jumps out into the street. No matter which direction you swerve, you are going to hit and kill either the old ladies or the young child. You cannot stop or go around.

[danlee78]

the ladies...the young child has more years to live...

what if you were in that position, which way would you swerve?

[ShadowBun]

old ladies
lately they been pissing me off.

what if you had to choose between totally hot girl but bitchy or ok girl not bitchy but really boring

[palepilsenpin0y]

hands down the bitchy hot one. boring+just ok is not exactly the best combo.

what if the girl you wanted to ask out thought you were gay? how would you handle that situation and ask her out? (not implying this is a real-life case, of course. HAHAHA)

[danlee78]

tell her that she made u straight

what if...u had a wart on your penis

[hchang]

I'd.... not have sex for a while.

What if you woke up with a hot sticky load in your ass?

[danlee78]

that would be very disturbing

what if you were part of a ps3 video game, which would it be?

[wyuzz]

gta 3

what if you were to win lottery max next week?

[Orange]

I would hire assassins and annihilate numerous members of the government.

What if you found out you only have a week to live?

[danlee78]

i'd go nuts and do all kinds of stuff

what if you were a marvel hero/villian...who would it be?

[FerrariEnzo]

id be Superman... what cant superman do?


what if you got a strang diease and the only way to live is to eat poo everyday.. would you eat it?

[danlee78]

no, what the hell is strang diease ( don't u have spell check)

what if you got the iphone 4 and didn't want it...how much would u sell it for?

[hchang]

$600-$700 ish?

What if you could get any car worth under $65,000 for free, what would it be?

[danlee78]

genesis coupe

what if someone had a gun pointed to ur head and told you to drink his cum, would u?

[skyxx]

No, cause there's still a chance he would shoot me. Regardless how it is, I still wouldn't do it.

I don't have a question. Sorry. :)

[danlee78]

what if you woke up one day with your bestfriend in your bed?

[jpark]

i wouldnt mind too much (i have female 'best friends' too :D)

what if you had the chance to become invisible, what would you do

[ShadowBun]

i would do many many things (which some involves running around naked and doing...)

what if you became naked.. would you want to be unnakedified?

[liu13]

when i decide to go out

what if you're having hard time finishing with a girl, do you try your best to finish or just call it a night

[danlee78]

try best to finish

what if you were part of the BP crisis, what would u do?

[hchang]

Try and save some of the gas for myself.

What if you knew that if you kept on driving for another 5 years, the world would definitely come to an end, would you still keep driving?

[fliptuner]

Knowing that I control the fate of the world as we know it? FUCK YEAH!!!

What if everytime you fucked a girl, a super-hung gorilla, loaded with Viagra would fuck you in the ass til he was satisfied but every day you didn't fuck, a team of 20 transvestites would pin you down and jerk off on your face. What would you do?

[LG Hunter]

I would probably commit suicide.


What if your dad turned into your mom? (sex change)

[ShadowBun]

I would have 2 moms.

What if what you do/say to a girl that you just met asked you if she can date you.

[FerrariEnzo]

if shes good looking, of course i would date her..


what if a famous person whos really good looking ask you if you have a gf/bf, would you say yes or no?

[danlee78]

i would say yes

what if you were in that position, would you say no?

[iMpulZ]

definitely say no!

what if megan fox had herpes, would you still tap that?

[danlee78]

no

what if you had gum

[LG Hunter]

I would chew it.


What if your friend slept with your SO? What would you do?

[danlee78]

Punch him out then sleep with his SO

what if you had soup?

[LG Hunter]

I would drink it.

What if you didn't have RS?

[hchang]

Then I wouldn't be posting this.

What if Misa Campo told you that if you gave her a rimjob for a minute, she'll let you fuck her, would you do it?

[LG Hunter]

NOPE, no sphincter for me.

What if you brought a date home and she whipped out a cock bigger than yours?

[jpark]

than i would tell her to go to hchang (joke :D)

what if you started growing boobs (not from fat but like legit boobs)

[ShadowBun]

i would touch it.

what if your penis started becoming smaller :O

[LG Hunter]

I would go to the porno thread.


what if the world ended tomorrow, what would you do first?

[ShadowBun]

make love to that hot girl i just met the other day .. im sure she got the hot for me too.

what if theres a zombie breakout. Where would you go what would you do?

[jpark]

go to the basement, lock myself and play video games

what if your parents just told you that you had sexchange when you were born

[danlee78]

i would be shocked

what if you had a really hot girlfriend?

[LG Hunter]

We would be in bed right now and probably never let her get dressed.


What if you got caught cheating, what would you say?

[danlee78]

sorry

what if you ate habanero pepper

[LG Hunter]

I would be eating crackers and drinking milk for a week.


What if you had 10 million dollars, how would you spend it?

[jpark]

invest it and buy nice cars

what if you had a really ugly girlriend

[LG Hunter]

Get rid of her and get a better one.


What if your child was retarded?

[danlee78]

get rid of him/her make a better one, lol j/k

what if you had a deformed penis/vag

[LG Hunter]

Get a correcting surgery.


What if you won the lottery but lost your ticket, what would you do?

[danlee78]

OMFG, that would be sooooooo bad...i would go nuts

what if you were eating the best burger in ur life and at the last bite you found maggots in the patty

[LG Hunter]

I would first puke, then destroy whoever made it.

What if you had the chance to sleep with beyonce in exchange Jay-Z sleeps with your g/f / wife, would you do it?

[danlee78]

maybe, dat ass!

what if you invented a flying car...how much would u sell the rights for?

[LG Hunter]

Oh at least 100m, not too sure but I wouldn't go for any less.


What if you had to chose one super power, what would it be?

[danlee78]

x-ray vision or invisibility

what if you were able to breath underwater unlimited, would u live in water?

[LG Hunter]

I probably would since i wouldn't need to buy a house.


What if you every time you got laid your penis shrunk half an inch, would you continue to have sex?

[ShadowBun]

no freaking way. thats worst than doing the whole monk and pure thing.

if you were invisible, what would you do? (keep it realistic)

[LG Hunter]

TBH I would probably watch a lot of girls shower, I wouldn't be raping or anything just the peeping tom kind.


What if you could go back in time once and never return, would you do it and when would u go back to?

[danlee78]

yes i would do it...i would go back in time and make google and sell it

what if you were able to marry one movie star, who would it be?

[LG Hunter]

That's tough, I've always liked Jessica Alba so I'd have to say her before she got married and knocked up.


What if you had a chance to manage one company in the world, which one would it be?

[danlee78]

That's tough, I've always liked Jessica Alba so I'd have to say her before she got married and knocked up.

Alba is a bitch, when she came to Van, a friend of mine asked for her autograph and she told her guards to push him away


What if you had a chance to manage one company in the world, which one would it be?

probably Samsung

My q:

What if you had a choice between a condo or a car, which one would u get?

[Not really racist!]

condo fosho

what if you had to choose from moving out right @ 18 or saving up at home for a downpayment on a house?

[iMpulZ]

save up for a downpayment on a house, renting is like throwing money down the drain

what if you were superman? would you abuse ur powers?

[LG Hunter]

Knowing me I probably would shit kick all the Douche's I know.


what if you could change one thing in history, what would it be?

[palepilsenpin0y]

Adam and Eve never eating the forbidden fruit. Then we'd be living in a perfect world with no sin or sickness. And all the girls would be naked.... all the time :D




What if you could be in one character in a TV series. Who would that be?

[LG Hunter]

Vince from Entourage so I can bang em all, I'm sure there are better ones but I can't think of any right now.

What if you could have any car you wanted, what would it be?

[Kaolinite]

Koenigsegg carbon CCXR

what if you could do 1 illegal thing in the world and not get in trouble for it, what would it be?

[palepilsenpin0y]

Rape emmanuelle chriqui, elisha cuthbert, hayden panettiere, jessica alba, etc.

HAHAHA



What if you were to choose ONE weapon to battle a horde of zombies during an apocalypse that doesn't include any projectiles or ammunition (pretty much a melee weapon), what would it be?

[LG Hunter]

Lightsaber or Chainsaw.


What if you were to have gay/les sex with one person in the world who would it be?

[fliptuner]

Your mother.

What if you could kill all the murderers and rapists in the world and not go to jail but it meant that you would be gang raped by a mob of Somalian pirates..... would you do it?

[ShadowBun]

hell no. to be realistically speaking murders and rapists havent affected me directly so i dont really care.

what if you are invited to play a 18+ dare game and theres girls and guys so there is a chance of you being dared with a guy. WOuld you do it?

[LG Hunter]

No but I would rather have Fliptuner's mom gimme a rimjob.


What if Fliptuner's mom wanted to ass rape you with her 9 inch cock that his dad often takes down the throat, would you enjoy it?

[fliptuner]

Fuck yeah, I'd record it and sell the DVD's.


What if someone offered you $10M to toss their salad and no one had to know. Would you do it?

[MelonBoy]

Take your pants off and lets get started!

Would you have sex with a 1/10 ugly chick or 10/10 shemale (deep voice & yes you know its a guy)

[fliptuner]

Yup, if it was a 1 time thing, I'd rather be the rich, salad tossing fag than the poor macho mofo.

1/10 chick (maybe she's loaded)

Would you rather die young and happy or old and healthy?

[iMpulZ]

old and healthy, see more of the world

What if computers were never made, what would you do to replace the time?

[ShadowBun]

sex. just like the old times.

what if you were unable to tell lies. What would be the thing in your life that is most affected?

[iMpulZ]

work. without lies, im a goner.

what if you had aids, would you sleep with people you hate?

[LG Hunter]

Definately, I'll make sure I go for rounds 3, 4, and 5.


What if you could kill somebody without consequences, who would it be?

[iMpulZ]

BP chief executive Tony Hayward

What if you could live anywhere but here, where would it be?

[LG Hunter]

Vienna, it's beautiful.


What if the internet was never created, what would you be doing right now?

[wyuzz]

watching tv

what you wake up tomorrow morning realizing you had powers like spiderman, what would you do?

[jpark]

jump around and do crazy shit and fight the dark spiderman obvs

what if you wake up in the morning and realized that your dick was missing

[jdmhaze]

Prolly call the ambalance.

What if you were camping with some buddies and woke up with a dirty condom in your ass? Would you tell anyone? Or just keep it a secret?

[danlee78]

secret, ewwwww

what if you had a chocolate bar in your hand?

[palepilsenpin0y]

I'd save it for tomorrow since I just brushed my teeth. Haha


What if the internet was going to permanently shut down in the next 30 minutes. What would your last tweet and/or facebook status update be?

[LG Hunter]

FML.

What if you had to chose another nationality, what would it be?

[danlee78]

taiwanese

what if you had a bubble tea pearl stuck up ur nose?

[jpark]

than i would blow it out and shoot someone with it

what if your room was on fire all the sudden

[hchang]

I'd quickly retrieve my phone, car keys, wallet and porn.

What if you woke up next to your buddy hugging the same toilet bowl as you?

[danlee78]

that would be nasty

what if you were the star of a movie, what would it be called?

[TomBox_N]

TomBox_N gangbang 20 hot women non stop action

what if u got drunk one night & wake up the next day naked with a man & u feel pain in ur ass?
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[danlee78]

that wouldn't be a good sign, i'd gtfo

what if you had a piece of chicken on your pants?

[jpark]

i would be like wtf

what if you were going to die tommorow exactly in 24hours from now

[josel_atr]

i would do everything outstanding in my bucket list and jump over a tall building because i always wanted to "skyDive"

what if you're in a meeting with your manager 8am in the morning and suddenly feel like letting one rip?

[LG Hunter]

I'd try to let it out slowly with no sound, I'm pretty good with the control.

What if you caught one of your friends banging your mom?

[danlee78]

that would be the end of him

what if you were dating an eighteen year old and ur friend got drunk once and fucked her before u?

[LG Hunter]

First I would sleep with the dudes sister and film it, then I would sleep with my g/f and film it and put both on the internet.


What if huge buff dude the size of brock lesnar was hitting on you in a club and there's no walking away?

[hchang]

I'd just smile and nod until he leaves.

What if you woke up next to your girlfriend, but found a dirty used condom up your ass?

[danlee78]

i'd take it out and throw it away and go see the doc

what if you were off topic?

[JF.]

I hope I'm not.

What if the government were about to bomb us?
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[hchang]

I'd go spend my last moments with my car.

What if you found out that for the next month you cant drive with a drivers seat?

[jpark]

i would bus

what if some drunk guy left a bentley continental on your driveway and just peaced but theres no keys or nothing

[danlee78]

hot wire it...

what if you had a slur-pee in your hand right now?

[palepilsenpin0y]

I would down it a.sap considering how hot it is right now. Mmmm a slurpee would actually hit the spot right about now..



What if you woke up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy?