The Modern Dating Thread

[bcrdukes]

Originally Posted by whitev70r

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Stop rage baiting me.

[whitev70r]

Originally Posted by spoon.ek9

again.... needle in a haystack

If the hunky baddyhobz can find that needle in a haystack, there is hope !!!

[spoon.ek9]

Which is why I say he is our saviour. Save me Jebus!

[6793026]

Originally Posted by Badhobz

but seriously, my only true advice for you whipper snappers looking for a wife. Find a rich one.

yes yes hobz, easier said than done you retard.... fine. But for some reason, all the women ive ever dated had $$$. It really makes your life a lot easier when you dont have to worry about money or if the bitch is out to steal your shit.

Rich people are a bit more of a hassle to deal with, but you wont run into problems like OMG BITCH YOU SPENT YOUR ENTIRE SAVINGS ON FAGGOT BTS TICKETS, NOW HOW WE GONNA EAT? type of conversations.

Rich have their issues. They respect you less cause - meh.. i don't wed lock, i don't care abotu my job..
Now if you find one with a job + rich, that's great... then you realize their standard of life is also very high.
Few key quotes came to mind.

"why can't my friends eat out all the time" 24 year old wanting to eat at Le Crocodile / Catcus all the time.. back in 2017... I woudl only go out and do that maybe once a month.

"i didn't enjoy the job, it barely paid for my clothess" 24 year old safeway corp job - say $16 - 20 an hour and spends money on power suit, shoes etc... yeah.. her shoes were like $1200 Roger Vivier flats

"do you like my blinds" - of course they look nice.. you just spent 3k (someone's 2 months rent) on hunter douglas blinds in your $1M apartment back in 2014 when nurses were just barely making 60k starting wage..

ANyhoo... you're right.. poor rags might steal your stuff and or ask you to pay for their rent.. but when you're married, i think someone who had to work hard fo their shit- they respect you a bit more.

[Badhobz]

if that ferrari chick at my gym wasnt MIA, i would have sent one of ya toys to go entertain her.

But ever since i refused to go to her house and let her feed me, she mucho mad. She also didn't appreciate the white girls at the gym also joining in on stuffing the fat fuck.... or it could be she got deported back to chinar by the secret CCP police for all the money laundering.

Caveat - you probably need to speakaaahhh deee guo yu in order to have a shot at these rich mainlander girls. Also helps to make up that your family is from uhhhh some reputable BIG city and not butt fuck farm ville. Anything that ends with a shan.... probably keep that to yourself. Just tell her you're Singaporean Chinese or something. if you are born here, DONT FUCKING SAY THAT. they think all the CBCs are poor ass retards.

[spoon.ek9]

that's why I am pre-emptively requesting a canto speaking one should things go south for me.

I cannot stand the guo yu

[Badhobz]

yeah those old HK money ones are hard to find nowadays... My wife has some rich bitch friends but they are all shacked up with demotivated husbands and or a crappy little offspring. The remaining single ones are so retarded that when they leaves the house, they better put on a helmet. I mean if you want one thats a total pork chop and wears a helmet, but has about 2 mill in the bank just sitting in chequing.... i got 2 of those in the barn.

[bcrdukes]

Originally Posted by spoon.ek9

that's why I am pre-emptively requesting a canto speaking one should things go south for me.

I cannot stand the guo yu

I've set my own personal boundaries and Mandarin-speaking is a line I won't cross.

[spoon.ek9]

eww no pork chops, would rather be single

[Badhobz]

but 2 mill you can do a lot!!!!

like take her to korea and get her kpop bitch face #2 and tada, much better!
also she's never dated before so she's innocent to the world of men. my wife says shes a very guai guai girl. Her parents are old as shit, she has a sister that has a kid, but shes like the ugly duckling.

[Traum]

Originally Posted by Badhobz

yeah those old HK money ones are hard to find nowadays... My wife has some rich bitch friends but they are all shacked up with demotivated husbands and or a crappy little offspring. The remaining single ones are so retarded that when they leaves the house, they better put on a helmet. I mean if you want one thats a total pork chop and wears a helmet, but has about 2 mill in the bank just sitting in chequing.... i got 2 of those in the barn.

Originally Posted by Badhobz

but 2 mill you can do a lot!!!!

like take her to korea and get her kpop bitch face #2 and tada, much better!
also she's never dated before so she's innocent to the world of men. my wife says shes a very guai guai girl. Her parents are old as shit, she has a sister that has a kid, but shes like the ugly duckling.

No need to say more. Just set me up with this guai guai chick ASAP!

Nevermind the fact that I am already married -- I am married, but I am MBA -- married but available! It makes as much sense as Danielle Smith saying that sovereign Alberta within a united Canada BS...

[bcrdukes]

Who here also is MBA?

[teggy604]

Originally Posted by Badhobz

that might be a white guy problem... all the old chinese men ive seen barely wanna talk to their wives, let alone fuck them.

When shes dead, ill go in a huge hoe binder.

Thats why they go back to China. lol


"Business trip"

[roastpuff]

Originally Posted by whitev70r

This would mean ... teacher, nurse, goverment job as mentioned, and Translink of course ... what else has that steady pension? Working for big companies that match RRSP contribution is also a good deal/retirement insurance.

Municipal (cities) is also pensionable

[HonestTea]

Originally Posted by Badhobz

if that ferrari chick at my gym wasnt MIA, i would have sent one of ya toys to go entertain her.

But ever since i refused to go to her house and let her feed me, she mucho mad. She also didn't appreciate the white girls at the gym also joining in on stuffing the fat fuck.... or it could be she got deported back to chinar by the secret CCP police for all the money laundering.

Caveat - you probably need to speakaaahhh deee guo yu in order to have a shot at these rich mainlander girls. Also helps to make up that your family is from uhhhh some reputable BIG city and not butt fuck farm ville. Anything that ends with a shan.... probably keep that to yourself. Just tell her you're Singaporean Chinese or something. if you are born here, DONT FUCKING SAY THAT. they think all the CBCs are poor ass retards.

LOL this is so true.

[spoon.ek9]

Originally Posted by Badhobz

but 2 mill you can do a lot!!!!

like take her to korea and get her kpop bitch face #2 and tada, much better!
also she's never dated before so she's innocent to the world of men. my wife says shes a very guai guai girl. Her parents are old as shit, she has a sister that has a kid, but shes like the ugly duckling.

if she's ugly duckling this late in the game, she's just ugly lol.

problem is at some point she's gonna want... affection. and it would be extremely difficult for me to not recoil in disgust.

[CivicBlues]

I've got nothing to add to this but where did all the scrawny Honger chicks with the weird pixie cuts in pink and flourescent dyes from my adolescence go?

Did they all age out and become c-lai moms or did they all go back to the homeland after they got bored of living here?

[smoothie.]

hey..

Costco meet?

We could gangbang the lineups for food samples and eat dogs (hot)

[spoon.ek9]

Originally Posted by smoothie.

hey..

Costco meet?

We could gangbang the lineups for food samples and eat dogs (hot)

you trying to find someone to date in this thread...?

[Akinari]

Originally Posted by BIC_BAWS

one of my girl friends got pissed off seeing this reply pop up on my phone, took my phone replied, and then i got unmatched LOOOOOOOOOL

the girlies really keeping me single its wild - but also imagine thinking imma take you to Korea.. off one comment dumb bitch

Spoiler!

Should've asked her if they sell pies.

"Do they sell pies too? I love pies. My favourite kind is creampie."

I used to be full hamsuplo when I was on tinder/dating apps a decade ago. You'd be surprised at how receptive most girls were to perv jokes. Not sure about now though

I used to ask chicks what their fave nug sauce was and the amount of "cum" or "sperm" responses I'd get was wild.

[spoon.ek9]

My friend who teaches secondary school says gen z is extremely conservative when it comes to sexuality. they don't drink, don't smoke, don't even talk about ham sup things. he compares them to victorian era people who used to shun people for even showing their legs and whatnot lol. Not sure how true it is but I trust his observations.

[Akinari]

Yeah my wife's little brother is full on Gen Z chiikawa worshipping femboy and his ex had a smashingly hot bod but they never had sex. What a waste.

I should mention from what I've seen, depends on whether they're fobs or whitewashed. Huge difference. The fob gen Z still seem interested in that shit.

[GS8]

Originally Posted by MarkyMark

Oh she will long outlive you with all that pent-up tension you'll be carrying the next 30 years lol.

Spoiler!

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[RabidRat]

Originally Posted by Badhobz

but seriously, my only true advice for you whipper snappers looking for a wife. Find a rich one.

yes yes hobz, easier said than done you retard.... fine. But for some reason, all the women ive ever dated had $$$. It really makes your life a lot easier when you dont have to worry about money or if the bitch is out to steal your shit.

Rich people are a bit more of a hassle to deal with, but you wont run into problems like OMG BITCH YOU SPENT YOUR ENTIRE SAVINGS ON FAGGOT BTS TICKETS, NOW HOW WE GONNA EAT? type of conversations.

100%.

Not that my wife is rich, but she holds her own.

She spends hundreds on BTS tickets etc and I don't have to give a damn because that's not anything that'll affect me lol.

[yray]

Originally Posted by spoon.ek9

don't even talk about ham sup things

not hamsup to them because its normal to them, those tiktoks are fucked