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#26 | | Hypa owned my ass at least once
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Originally Posted by cyy11  Why women can't put on mascara
with their mouth closed? | Does this also apply on contact lenses?
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02-12-2009, 11:44 AM
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#27 | | RS.net, helping ugly ppl have sex since 2001
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Originally Posted by 89blkcivic and sniff it? | I suppose you could lick it..but yeah, I'd sniff it.
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Originally Posted by Jason00S2000 Invisible sky daddies commanding people to do shit is just so beyond retarded, I feel like punching myself in the balls until I shit my computer chair. | Quote:
Originally Posted by Chopstick 4 years ago, I pulled up to burger king, and asked to get a teen burger. I realized after the 3rd time i said it, I was in the wrong fucking place.
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Originally Posted by Sky_High [19-10, 22:51] how many post do I need before I can fail TOS'D posts. | | |
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02-12-2009, 11:45 AM
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#28 | | Banned (BBM)
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02-12-2009, 01:43 PM
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#29 | | I *Fwap* *Fwap* *Fwap* to RS
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Funny stuff
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02-12-2009, 01:47 PM
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#30 | | Fathered more RS members than anybody else. Who's your daddy?
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Originally Posted by Alphamale I suppose you could lick it..but yeah, I'd sniff it. | Yep........... only shit from others stink. 
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02-12-2009, 01:52 PM
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#31 | | My dinner reheated before my turbo spooled
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don't stop the chainsaw with your genitals..
thats dope
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02-12-2009, 07:56 PM
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#32 | | Chinese Guy, Swedish Rides
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Originally Posted by Hheidi hmmm then why is i can put on mascara with my mouth closed? haha | Talent, supernatural ability, post-human intuition? Quote:
Originally Posted by StaxBundlez don't stop the chainsaw with your genitals..
thats dope | Yes. Only Chuck Norris could stop chainsaws at full-powaaaa with his balls.
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02-12-2009, 08:43 PM
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#33 | | I contribute to threads in the offtopic forum
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Originally Posted by kc1337 I have a ritual called 'terminator'. I crouch in the shower in the "naked terminator" pose. With eyes closed I crouch for a minute and visualize either Arnie or the guy from the 2nd movie. I then start to hum the T2 theme. Slowly I rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me get through my day. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It sorta ruins the fantasy. | WTF LOL......Is this everyday?
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02-12-2009, 09:35 PM
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#34 | | My homepage has been set to RS
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Originally Posted by cyy11 Why they don't make the whole plane out of the material used for the indestructible black box? | ever wonder why people call it the black box when it actually isn't black?
think about it..... if a plane were to crash and debris is scattered everywhere... wouldn't it be hard finding a BLACK box?
the well known black box is actually orange.... http://www.howstuffworks.com/black-box.htm | |
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02-12-2009, 09:39 PM
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#35 | | I *Fwap* *Fwap* *Fwap* to RS
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lol@ Number 9
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02-12-2009, 09:40 PM
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#36 | | DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH?
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a lot of those sound pretty stupid.
but good read nonetheless.
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02-12-2009, 10:03 PM
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#37 | | Banned (ABWS)?
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Never wondered. I just wander through life... just as it is.
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02-13-2009, 01:55 AM
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#38 | | RS controls my life!
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Originally Posted by kc1337 I have a ritual called 'terminator'. I crouch in the shower in the "naked terminator" pose. With eyes closed I crouch for a minute and visualize either Arnie or the guy from the 2nd movie. I then start to hum the T2 theme. Slowly I rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me get through my day. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It sorta ruins the fantasy. | Best post. Just cause I have no idea where it came from.
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02-13-2009, 06:34 AM
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#39 | | RS.net, helping ugly ppl have sex since 2001
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Originally Posted by AzNightmare Never wondered. I just wander through life... just as it is. | Why am I not surprised...
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Originally Posted by Jason00S2000 Invisible sky daddies commanding people to do shit is just so beyond retarded, I feel like punching myself in the balls until I shit my computer chair. | Quote:
Originally Posted by Chopstick 4 years ago, I pulled up to burger king, and asked to get a teen burger. I realized after the 3rd time i said it, I was in the wrong fucking place.
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Originally Posted by Sky_High [19-10, 22:51] how many post do I need before I can fail TOS'D posts. | | |
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02-13-2009, 11:44 AM
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#40 | | Retired moderator
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OMG I haven't seen this in 10 years. Use to be am e-mail forward. Good read nonetheless.
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02-13-2009, 01:45 PM
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#41 | | Willing to sell body for a few minutes on RS
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Lots of these contradictory concepts in life:
Why do we drive on a parkway, but park on a driveway?
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02-13-2009, 04:38 PM
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#42 | | Need my Daily Fix of RS
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LOLLLL rly old but still good
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02-13-2009, 04:52 PM
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#43 | | Chinese Guy, Swedish Rides
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Originally Posted by Gumby Lots of these contradictory concepts in life:
Why do we drive on a parkway, but park on a driveway? | Ommmg it's back to 1997, the sex scene in Titanic, the Spice Girls and that busty girl in Grade 7.  | |
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