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03-26-2009, 07:58 PM
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#76 | | WOAH! i think Vtec just kicked in!
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Today, I bought my girlfriend two tickets to a Broadway show that was coming through town she really wanted to see. I couldn't attend with her due to work so she said she would take her mom. I found out later she took her ex. Now they're back together, and I paid for the date that made it happen. FML
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03-26-2009, 08:20 PM
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#77 | | ESKETIT
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^ ouch
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03-27-2009, 12:03 AM
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#78 | | HELP ME PLS!!!
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^^ thats a real FML
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03-27-2009, 01:55 AM
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#79 | | RS has made me the bitter person i am today!
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mymomisafob.com
lawllawl
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03-30-2009, 08:34 AM
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#80 | | Chinese Guy, Swedish Rides
Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: In da GV-ehhhh
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My submission. -_- Quote: Great. Thanks Earth Hour. Made me knock my new phone into a toilet because I couldn't see in the dark. I can't fix it. Lovely. FML
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03-30-2009, 07:29 PM
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#81 | | RS.net, where our google ads make absolutely no sense!
Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Zerg
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Originally Posted by Mananetwork  Today, while at the Golden Gate Bridge, I spotted a large group of Asians trying to take a picture. Trying to be a diplomat, I slowly say "You... want me... take picture?" while using hand motions. The man looks at me and says "No thanks asshole. I got it." in plain English. FML
Today, a co-worker and I walked out of our office at the same time. He got in his car, which was parked right out front. I asked him what I had to do to get a sweet parking spot like that. He proceeded to roll up his pant leg and show me his prosthesis. He was in the handicapped spot. FML
Today, I repaired a boiler for a wealthy guy in a big house. While there, I fixed a leaking tap for free. When I went to go, the man slipped something into my shirt pocket and said "have a drink on me." When I got to my truck, I discovered that he'd given me a tea bag. FML | holy fuck that was hilarious! LOL  | |
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03-31-2009, 11:28 AM
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#82 | | I am Hook'd on RS
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Today, I was feeling sick and having trouble breathing easily. I decided to take a nap and apparently ended up sleeping with my mouth wide open since breathing was an issue. I woke up to my boyfriend trying to put his penis in my mouth. FML
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05-06-2009, 10:49 AM
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#83 | | Blood tests positive for LOL mod
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Today, was my first meeting with business partners as I am new to the team. Instead of saying that I was looking forward to "stretching my legs" or "spreading my wings", I told them I was anxious to start "spreading my legs". FML
Today, I was driving home at night when I saw a billboard flash "report drunk drivers". 15 minuted later, I saw someone drive recklessly as if they were drunk. When I called the cops, I got pulled over by another cop for talking on my cell phone. I got a $150 ticket. FML
Today, my boss asked me to pick up some supplies for a presentation. I entered the store in the middle of an armed robbery, was knocked to the floor, and had my cash, phone and credit cards stolen. When I told my boss the story, she said, "So were you able to get the binder clips?" FML
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05-06-2009, 10:54 AM
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#84 | | Chinese Guy, Swedish Rides
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HAHAHAHA "Spreading my legs" ahahaha | |
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05-06-2009, 07:54 PM
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#85 | | I only answer to my username, my real name is Irrelevant!
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Today, my family was preparing a turkey for my grandma's birthday dinner when my aunt noticed a utensil on the counter and asked what it was for. My mom said it was used to keep the turkey's legs together. My aunt responded to her by saying, "Maybe you should get one for your daughter." FML
lol
and that asian camera one is hilarious literally lol'd
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