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06-15-2009, 04:57 PM
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#126 | I contribute to threads in the offtopic forum
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Kardboard, watch your lines.
Your last poem was not proper.
Must keep up your skills.
Skyxx wants to compete,
It'd be fun to pwn him but,
Should we let him in?
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06-15-2009, 05:02 PM
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#127 | Chinese Guy, Swedish Rides
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I blame my phone's brain
For it AutoCorrects, eh?
Annoying as hell
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06-15-2009, 05:27 PM
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#128 | I contribute to threads in the offtopic forum
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Your phone is advanced,
My POS phone drops calls
So ghetto it sucks ><
Post count going up
Faster than a rice rocket
Hope I don't get points..
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06-15-2009, 05:42 PM
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#129 | Unofficial Tin Foil Hat Specialist.
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You are all jealous
Of my Haiku awesomeness
I am a master |
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06-15-2009, 05:44 PM
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#130 | I contribute to threads in the offtopic forum
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Let's see what you've got.
Maybe you have friends helping
You type all these poems ><
Or you have no friends,
And are paying some Artsy
To not be useless ><
Artsy has no job,
Getting kicked out of his house,
At age 35.
For once in his life,
Artsy's bank account now has
More than 5 dollars.
What should he do now?
Should he buy some shaving cream,
Or a nice burger?
Instead the Artsy,
Buys himself a nice ballpoint
What an idiot.
He sits there hungry,
Looking to get inspired,
The pattern repeats.
Thank goodness for those,
Or I'd have nobody to
Scan my bag of chips.
But now the Artsy,
has more than 2 bucks in bank,
Writing poems for Skyxx.
Last edited by slammer111; 06-15-2009 at 06:04 PM.
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06-15-2009, 05:50 PM
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#131 | Unofficial Tin Foil Hat Specialist.
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You just made me laugh
I am writing this myself
Can I join this crew?
Yes, I have no friends
This is very sad of me
But who cares it's cool. |
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06-15-2009, 05:56 PM
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#132 | I contribute to threads in the offtopic forum
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Welcome to the club,
The 4 Masters of Haiku,
Policing this thread.
Don't let your guard down,
Many people on RS
Can't write proper poems >< Skyxx and k20,
+Kardboard+ Slammer111
We're the Haiku 4.
Last edited by slammer111; 06-15-2009 at 06:05 PM.
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06-15-2009, 06:04 PM
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#133 | Unofficial Tin Foil Hat Specialist.
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My name is not Styxx
But that is okay, my friend
We are still the best
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06-15-2009, 06:05 PM
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#134 | I contribute to threads in the offtopic forum
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Sorry that's my bad,
I just corrected my poems,
Changed the T's to K's. |
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06-15-2009, 06:20 PM
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#135 | Chinese Guy, Swedish Rides
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This thread is now win
Not like it wasn't before
Just more so than then
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06-15-2009, 06:25 PM
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#136 | They let me be a moderator. LOL
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I smell yumminess
It's black sesame paste yum
I want some right now
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06-15-2009, 08:06 PM
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#137 | Rs has made me the woman i am today!
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LOOOL, LMFAO!!
LMFAO Quote:
Originally Posted by +Kardboard+ RS Haiku Krew
slammer, k20, +Kardboard+
Only us be, yo | So how the fuck man
Am I suppose to pronounce
Your name +Kardboard+
I told you Slammer
You are the pro of Haiku
Now let this be cool
I do not think that
I will be able to catch
Up to all the posts
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06-15-2009, 08:35 PM
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#138 | Chinese Guy, Swedish Rides
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Easy to pronounce
"Plus" signs are just for garnish
Silent like knight's "K"
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06-15-2009, 11:37 PM
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#139 | I contribute to threads in the offtopic forum
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Things are all cool mang,
Thread is now full of pwnage,
Epic for teh win.
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06-15-2009, 11:46 PM
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#140 | Chinese Guy, Swedish Rides
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I need to go sleep
Do As Infinity rocks
New song on repeat
We need more poets
Preferably female ones
Because that's smexy
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06-16-2009, 12:14 AM
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#141 | I contribute to threads in the offtopic forum
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Chicks won't be found here
RS is a sausagefest,
Might as well turn gay ><
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06-16-2009, 06:49 AM
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#142 | Chinese Guy, Swedish Rides
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HAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
HAHAHAHAHA
You are blind, foolish
Hope comes and goes like the tide
Or is it just us?
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06-16-2009, 11:23 AM
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#143 | HELP ME PLS!!!
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Burning thirty discs
Inkjet printable media
Fumes making me very high.
__________________ Quote:
Originally Posted by PeanutButter Damn, not only is yours veiny AF, yours is thick AF too. Yours is twice as thick as mine.. That looks like a 2" or maybe even 3"? | |
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06-16-2009, 11:37 AM
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#144 | Chinese Guy, Swedish Rides
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Eating my strange lunch
Salmon hot dog melt is good
But made a boss LAWL
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06-16-2009, 04:08 PM
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#145 | Unofficial Tin Foil Hat Specialist.
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Your stig avatar
Is quite amusing to me
It is full of win.
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06-16-2009, 05:11 PM
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#146 | Chinese Guy, Swedish Rides
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Why thank you, good sir
Stiggy is back with the crew
This coming Sunday |
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06-26-2009, 12:43 PM
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#147 | Chinese Guy, Swedish Rides
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Yesterday was sad
The passing of a legend
Tormented guy, eh? |
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06-26-2009, 12:55 PM
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#148 | フルコンボ
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N97
I haz one, +Kardboard+ doesn't.
I suck at Haikus.
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06-27-2009, 06:12 PM
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#149 | Chinese Guy, Swedish Rides
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N-Ninety-Seven
It needs to come in red now
Then I will buy, yay
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07-01-2009, 10:48 PM
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#150 | Rs has made me the woman i am today!
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Wow I'm so happy
I have two days off this week
Excluding Sunday
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