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Old 07-02-2009, 12:11 AM   #151
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Old 08-02-2009, 10:17 PM   #152
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Look what I found while digging through my old documents:

Computer Haiku


In Japan, they have replaced the impersonal and unhelpful Microsoft error messages with Haiku poetry messages. Haiku poetry has strict construction rules: each poem has only 17 syllables - 5 syllables in
the first line, 7 in the second, 5 in the third.

They are used to communicate a timeless message, often achieving a wistful, yearning and powerful insight through extreme brevity. Here are some actual error messages from Japan.


(Aren't these better than "Your computer has performed an illegal
operation"? )

The Web site you seek
Cannot be located, but
Countless more exist.
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Chaos reigns within.
Reflect, repent, and reboot.
Order shall return.
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Program aborting
Close all that you have worked on.
You ask far too much.
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Yesterday it worked.
Today it is not working.
Windows is like that.
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Your file was so big.
It might be very useful.
But now it is gone.
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Stay the patient course.
Of little worth is your ire.
The network is down.
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A crash reduces
Your expensive computer
To a simple stone.
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Three things are certain
Death, taxes and lost data.
Guess which has occurred.
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You step in the stream,
But the water has moved on.
This page is not here.
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Having been erased,
The document you're seeking
Must now be retyped.
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Serious error.
All shortcuts have disappeared.
Screen. Mind. Both are blank.
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Old 08-02-2009, 10:28 PM   #153
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Old 08-02-2009, 10:42 PM   #154
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HAHAHAHAHA
I just saw your sig, you dolt
That is too funny
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Old 08-02-2009, 10:48 PM   #155
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You are super slow
That was up a month ago
How now brown cow-wow?
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Old 08-03-2009, 12:42 AM   #156
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Old 08-05-2009, 06:52 PM   #157
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u guys should switch it up.
instead of 5-7-5, try 3-4-3 or 2-1-2 or something.
awsome thread!
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Old 08-05-2009, 07:50 PM   #158
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Switch format?
Are you crazy?
That's so dumb!
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Old 08-05-2009, 08:44 PM   #159
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u guys should switch it up.
instead of 5-7-5, try 3-4-3 or 2-1-2 or something.
awsome thread!
Are you not well read?
A haiku is set like that
No, seriously
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Old 08-09-2009, 11:56 PM   #160
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It's time to bump it,
This thread that I rarely,
post so here you go
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Old 08-10-2009, 02:12 AM   #161
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I forgot this thread
This amazing haiku thread
I will revive this

Stop masturbating
An article proved it so
Fuck, I get cancer

If I get cancer
I don't care cause it is fun
Don't hate, Masturbate

It is two sixteen
Time for me to sleep right now
I must stop posting
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Old 08-10-2009, 10:06 AM   #162
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Here are some Masters
Of the old, old art of Haiku
Thanks for the thread bump
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Old 08-11-2009, 03:39 PM   #163
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Printing business cards
Moo dot com seems to be good
Can someone chime in please?
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That is not Haiku
You were close but no cigar
But good attempt though

Moo dot com is good
Ask Matsuda and Mana
They have both used it
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Old 08-28-2009, 12:22 AM   #165
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Named it "Black Betty," 'tis true
I name mine "LOLvo"

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This thread you must read
Twice, thrice, the times you will see:
Here, we are losers

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Printing business cards
Moo dot com seems to be good
Can someone chime in please?
i ordered ten cards
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