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SpuGen 04-27-2009 09:48 AM

The : I'm Bored, Let's make a Haiku. Thread.
 
Bored in class.
Lets make Haikus.

Haiku's are so cool
Thats why this one is for you
uh oh time to poo

Don't touch the monitor
It says so in front of me
I want to touch it

I'm in the washroom
The tap goes hot cold hot cold
How broke is this school

Rules: (in Haiku form.)

HAIKUS ONLY PLEASE
Do it, No Haiku, no post
Make your post Haiku

EDIT:
If you don't know how haikus work, or never went to english class.
It's
5 syllables
7 syllables
5 syllables

Valour 04-27-2009 10:49 AM

seamen dripping, long and hard the ride they came, join the U.S. Navy

BNR32_Coupe 04-27-2009 10:53 AM

It's April 27th
You still owe me money
Pay it back.

+Kardboard+ 04-27-2009 12:52 PM

This epic thread
Will continue for eons
If I had my way

silk 04-27-2009 01:03 PM

some come sit and think
some come rest and sleep
i come shit and stink

+Kardboard+ 04-27-2009 02:22 PM

N00b, it's:
Quote:

Some come here to shit and stink
Some come here to sit and think
I just come to scratch my balls
And read the writing on the walls
:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

My haiku, in penance:

The sun outside shines
Mocks me, the office peon
I am desk jockey T.T

dual 04-27-2009 02:33 PM

Haikus are easy
But sometimes they don't make sense
Refrigerator

+Kardboard+ 04-27-2009 02:43 PM

I have that shirt. NOT ORIGINAL! :haha:

http://www.typetees.com/product/623/...mes_they_don_t

http://media.typetees.com//product/6...-tee_large.png



The breeze blows like mad
Allergies destroy my friends
I laugh with great mirth

pawdregry4g 04-27-2009 05:11 PM

My hands are too soft
Why is my butt so sweaty
i think i killed it

Girl 04-27-2009 05:29 PM

Haikus are so weird,
Why am I even posting
I am leaving now

rsx 04-27-2009 06:09 PM

go canucks go

Eastwood 04-27-2009 06:31 PM

What's a Haiku
Is this a Haiku
No No its not

^Seriously WTF is a haiku? I take it its something about syllables?

Grandmaster TSE 04-27-2009 06:34 PM

cock in my hand
ah skeet skeet motherfuckers
ah skeet skeet skeet skeet

shenmecar 04-27-2009 07:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eastwood (Post 6400112)
What's a Haiku
Is this a Haiku
No No its not

^Seriously WTF is a haiku? I take it its something about syllables?

haiku syllables
five seven five in three rows
theres your answer noob

dual 04-27-2009 08:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by +Kardboard+ (Post 6399816)
I have that shirt. NOT ORIGINAL! :haha:


Never claimed it was
Found it on the internet
Revscene FTW

+Kardboard+ 04-27-2009 09:11 PM

Please read thread title
"I'm Bored, Let's make a Haiku"
Which means use your brain

:D

dual 04-27-2009 10:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by +Kardboard+ (Post 6400362)
Please read thread title
"I'm Bored, Let's make a Haiku"
Which means use your brain

:D

I fail at reading
Please don't ban me KardBoardBox
I'm new to Revscene

+Kardboard+ 04-27-2009 10:46 PM

You, I give congrats
For you have made me LOL hard
I will now sig you

:D

triplexcel 04-28-2009 12:01 AM

bow chika wow wow
dam these seven syllables
now i leave this thread.

HappyDorky 04-28-2009 03:39 AM

I always wondered why
all the things you do to me
always makes me cry.

+Kardboard+ 04-28-2009 11:57 AM

Why, HappyDorky
Does your haiku contradict
Your username here?

R-kOO 04-28-2009 12:48 PM

kamehameha
meHAMEHAMEHEME
HAMEHAME HA!

+Kardboard+ 04-28-2009 12:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by R-kOO (Post 6401191)
kamehameha
meHAMEHAMEHEME
HAMEHAME HA!

OMFG AHAHHAHAHA

My Haiku:
:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol
:haha::haha::haha::haha::haha::haha::haha:
:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol

danned 04-28-2009 10:09 PM

we are so fool
we are too cool
we are sexy lool
so we are lovely zool
and so many nool
as going to be pool
and more to dool...........

HappyDorky 04-28-2009 10:30 PM

As a happy dork,
I SHOULD be always cheery
but love makes me sad
:(


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