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04-27-2009, 09:48 AM
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#1 | | They let me be a moderator. LOL
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| The : I'm Bored, Let's make a Haiku. Thread.
Bored in class.
Lets make Haikus.
Haiku's are so cool
Thats why this one is for you
uh oh time to poo
Don't touch the monitor
It says so in front of me
I want to touch it
I'm in the washroom
The tap goes hot cold hot cold
How broke is this school
Rules: (in Haiku form.)
HAIKUS ONLY PLEASE
Do it, No Haiku, no post
Make your post Haiku
EDIT:
If you don't know how haikus work, or never went to english class.
It's
5 syllables
7 syllables
5 syllables
Last edited by SpuGen; 05-01-2009 at 09:14 AM.
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04-27-2009, 10:49 AM
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#2 | | RS.net, where our google ads make absolutely no sense!
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seamen dripping, long and hard the ride they came, join the U.S. Navy
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7seven: I really can't stand all these idiots who hit the gym now just because they watched 300 and want to be like a spartan. Case in point, this skinny guy comes into the gym the other day, must have only weighed ~ 140lbs, loads on 2 plates on the bench rack, mutters to himself, for sparta, unracks the barbell and proceeds to drop it directly on his chest.
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04-27-2009, 10:53 AM
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#3 | | Banned By Establishment
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It's April 27th
You still owe me money
Pay it back.
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04-27-2009, 12:52 PM
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#4 | | Chinese Guy, Swedish Rides
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This epic thread
Will continue for eons
If I had my way
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04-27-2009, 01:03 PM
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#5 | | Banned (ABWS)
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some come sit and think
some come rest and sleep
i come shit and stink
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04-27-2009, 02:22 PM
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#6 | | Chinese Guy, Swedish Rides
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N00b, it's: Quote:
Some come here to shit and stink
Some come here to sit and think
I just come to scratch my balls
And read the writing on the walls
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My haiku, in penance:
The sun outside shines
Mocks me, the office peon
I am desk jockey T.T
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04-27-2009, 02:33 PM
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#7 | | What hasn't Killed me, has made me more tolerant of RS!
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Haikus are easy
But sometimes they don't make sense
Refrigerator
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04-27-2009, 02:43 PM
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#8 | | Chinese Guy, Swedish Rides
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I have that shirt. NOT ORIGINAL!  http://www.typetees.com/product/623/...mes_they_don_t  The breeze blows like mad
Allergies destroy my friends
I laugh with great mirth
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04-27-2009, 05:11 PM
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#9 | | I STILL don't get it
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My hands are too soft
Why is my butt so sweaty
i think i killed it
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04-27-2009, 05:29 PM
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#10 | | Retired moderator
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Haikus are so weird,
Why am I even posting
I am leaving now
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girlはラップダンスをしたことがありません
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04-27-2009, 06:09 PM
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#11 | | Lomac owned my ass at least once
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go canucks go
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04-27-2009, 06:31 PM
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#12 | | Need to Seek Professional Help
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What's a Haiku
Is this a Haiku
No No its not
^Seriously WTF is a haiku? I take it its something about syllables?
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04-27-2009, 06:34 PM
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#13 | | To me, there is the Internet and there is RS
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cock in my hand
ah skeet skeet motherfuckers
ah skeet skeet skeet skeet
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04-27-2009, 07:20 PM
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#14 | | RS.net, helping ugly ppl have sex since 2001
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| Quote:
Originally Posted by Eastwood  What's a Haiku
Is this a Haiku
No No its not
^Seriously WTF is a haiku? I take it its something about syllables? | haiku syllables
five seven five in three rows
theres your answer noob
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04-27-2009, 08:54 PM
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#15 | | What hasn't Killed me, has made me more tolerant of RS!
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Originally Posted by +Kardboard+ I have that shirt. NOT ORIGINAL! |
Never claimed it was
Found it on the internet
Revscene FTW
Last edited by dual; 04-27-2009 at 08:56 PM.
Reason: Haiku'ed it
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04-27-2009, 09:11 PM
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#16 | | Chinese Guy, Swedish Rides
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Please read thread title
"I'm Bored, Let's make a Haiku"
Which means use your brain | |
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04-27-2009, 10:43 PM
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#17 | | What hasn't Killed me, has made me more tolerant of RS!
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Originally Posted by +Kardboard+ Please read thread title
"I'm Bored, Let's make a Haiku"
Which means use your brain | I fail at reading
Please don't ban me KardBoardBox
I'm new to Revscene
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04-27-2009, 10:46 PM
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#18 | | Chinese Guy, Swedish Rides
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You, I give congrats
For you have made me LOL hard
I will now sig you | |
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04-28-2009, 12:01 AM
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#19 | | I *Fwap* *Fwap* *Fwap* to RS
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bow chika wow wow
dam these seven syllables
now i leave this thread.
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04-28-2009, 03:39 AM
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#20 | | I STILL don't get it
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I always wondered why
all the things you do to me
always makes me cry.
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04-28-2009, 11:57 AM
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#21 | | Chinese Guy, Swedish Rides
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Why, HappyDorky
Does your haiku contradict
Your username here?
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04-28-2009, 12:48 PM
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#22 | | I *heart* Revscene.net very Muchie
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kamehameha
meHAMEHAMEHEME
HAMEHAME HA!
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04-28-2009, 12:52 PM
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#23 | | Chinese Guy, Swedish Rides
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04-28-2009, 10:09 PM
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#24 | | My homepage has been set to RS
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we are so fool
we are too cool
we are sexy lool
so we are lovely zool
and so many nool
as going to be pool
and more to dool...........
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04-28-2009, 10:30 PM
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#25 | | I STILL don't get it
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As a happy dork,
I SHOULD be always cheery
but love makes me sad 
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