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Old 04-27-2009, 10:48 AM   #1
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The : I'm Bored, Let's make a Haiku. Thread.

Bored in class.
Lets make Haikus.

Haiku's are so cool
Thats why this one is for you
uh oh time to poo

Don't touch the monitor
It says so in front of me
I want to touch it

I'm in the washroom
The tap goes hot cold hot cold
How broke is this school

Rules: (in Haiku form.)

HAIKUS ONLY PLEASE
Do it, No Haiku, no post
Make your post Haiku

EDIT:
If you don't know how haikus work, or never went to english class.
It's
5 syllables
7 syllables
5 syllables
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Old 04-27-2009, 11:49 AM   #2
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7seven: I really can't stand all these idiots who hit the gym now just because they watched 300 and want to be like a spartan. Case in point, this skinny guy comes into the gym the other day, must have only weighed ~ 140lbs, loads on 2 plates on the bench rack, mutters to himself, for sparta, unracks the barbell and proceeds to drop it directly on his chest.
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Old 04-27-2009, 11:53 AM   #3
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It's April 27th
You still owe me money
Pay it back.
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Old 04-27-2009, 01:52 PM   #4
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This epic thread
Will continue for eons
If I had my way
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Old 04-27-2009, 02:03 PM   #5
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some come sit and think
some come rest and sleep
i come shit and stink
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Old 04-27-2009, 03:22 PM   #6
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N00b, it's:
Quote:
Some come here to shit and stink
Some come here to sit and think
I just come to scratch my balls
And read the writing on the walls


My haiku, in penance:

The sun outside shines
Mocks me, the office peon
I am desk jockey T.T
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Old 04-27-2009, 03:33 PM   #7
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Haikus are easy
But sometimes they don't make sense
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Old 04-27-2009, 03:43 PM   #8
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I have that shirt. NOT ORIGINAL!

http://www.typetees.com/product/623/...mes_they_don_t





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Old 04-27-2009, 06:11 PM   #9
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My hands are too soft
Why is my butt so sweaty
i think i killed it
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Old 04-27-2009, 06:29 PM   #10
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Haikus are so weird,
Why am I even posting
I am leaving now
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Old 04-27-2009, 07:09 PM   #11
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Old 04-27-2009, 07:31 PM   #12
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What's a Haiku
Is this a Haiku
No No its not

^Seriously WTF is a haiku? I take it its something about syllables?
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Old 04-27-2009, 07:34 PM   #13
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Old 04-27-2009, 08:20 PM   #14
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What's a Haiku
Is this a Haiku
No No its not

^Seriously WTF is a haiku? I take it its something about syllables?
haiku syllables
five seven five in three rows
theres your answer noob
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Old 04-27-2009, 09:54 PM   #15
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I have that shirt. NOT ORIGINAL!

Never claimed it was
Found it on the internet
Revscene FTW

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Old 04-27-2009, 10:11 PM   #16
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Please read thread title
"I'm Bored, Let's make a Haiku"
Which means use your brain

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Old 04-27-2009, 11:43 PM   #17
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"I'm Bored, Let's make a Haiku"
Which means use your brain

I fail at reading
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Old 04-27-2009, 11:46 PM   #18
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For you have made me LOL hard
I will now sig you

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Old 04-28-2009, 01:01 AM   #19
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dam these seven syllables
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Old 04-28-2009, 04:39 AM   #20
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Why, HappyDorky
Does your haiku contradict
Your username here?
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Old 04-28-2009, 01:48 PM   #22
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HAMEHAME HA!
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Old 04-28-2009, 11:09 PM   #24
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Old 04-28-2009, 11:30 PM   #25
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As a happy dork,
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but love makes me sad
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