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06-16-2009, 08:54 AM
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#26 | | Banned (ABWS)
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Yeah the fat chick on the bus one is funny man!! lol
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06-16-2009, 02:37 PM
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#27 | | Willing to sell body for a few minutes on RS
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Oh man, I almost burst out laughing in my cubicle at the fat lady on bus one. 
And Bastardo, you're pretty damn funny when you conduct your "business" on Craigslist too. 
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Honest to fucking Christ the easiest way to get a married woman in the mood is clean the house and do the laundry.....I've been with the same girl almost 17 years, ask me how I know. - quasi
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06-16-2009, 04:34 PM
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#28 | | Banned (ABWS)?
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hahaha this site is hilarious
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06-16-2009, 04:43 PM
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#29 | | I bringith the lowerballerith
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oh man that site really is gold
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06-16-2009, 04:52 PM
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#30 | | I contribute to threads in the offtopic forum
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David Thorne is better but this site is funny too lol.
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06-16-2009, 06:20 PM
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#31 | | To me, there is the Internet and there is RS
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oh man.. http://www.27bslash6.com/overdue.html
buhahahahahahaahha
that site is great
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06-16-2009, 07:25 PM
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#32 | | Diagonally parked in a parallel universe
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oh fuck help me I haven't stopped laughing for 3 hours
this is fuckin gold http://www.27bslash6.com/matthewsparty.html
^^^ MUST READ
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06-16-2009, 08:14 PM
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#33 | | RS.net, helping ugly ppl have sex since 2001
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Originally Posted by VancityPimp  | good one. hahahahahhaa
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06-16-2009, 10:05 PM
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#34 | | I *Fwap* *Fwap* *Fwap* to RS
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all of those were pure gold I couldnt stop laughing when I was reading them AHAHAHHA
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06-22-2009, 01:07 AM
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#35 | | Need my Daily Fix of RS
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^-HAHHAHAHAHAHAHA i literally have tears running down my face
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06-22-2009, 02:50 AM
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#36 | | Willing to sell body for a few minutes on RS
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holy fuck, these are so hilarious!
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06-22-2009, 03:29 AM
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#37 | | RS has made me the bitter person i am today!
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The camry guy should of been like "DUDE YOUR DOG HIT ME"
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06-22-2009, 11:02 AM
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#38 | | Circle Stick Square Mod
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oh man... gold..
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06-22-2009, 01:16 PM
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#39 | | How I Mod your mother
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I wish this site was updated more.
__________________ Quote: | [19-07, 16:52] bloodmack: EB did u change my avatar and title?
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06-22-2009, 07:54 PM
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#40 | | I Will not Admit my Addiction to RS
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He "murdered" his dog! LOL
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06-23-2009, 09:48 PM
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#41 | | To me, there is the Internet and there is RS
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Original ad:
if anyone wants a ride from baltimore to nyc tomorow let me know! i am driving up there sometime tomorow afternoon and would be glad to help someone out if they want to throw up some money for gas. i drive a hybrid, so i wont need much!
From Mike Partlow to *************@*********.org
Hello,
I do need a ride to New York tomorrow. That would be great. My only concern is the fact that you drive a hybrid car. I don't want to give people the idea that I care about the environment. Do you have another, more manly car that we could ride up in? I really don't want to be seen in a hybrid. I'll gladly compensate you for gas.
Mike
From christine ********* to Me
no all i have is my hybrid. what is the big deal, who cares what people think? u should be glad to help the enviroment!
From Mike Partlow to christine **********
I'm sorry Christine but it isn't the 60's anymore. People aren't a bunch of earth-saving hippies that run around and hug trees anymore. Does your car have tinted windows? I really don't want to be seen riding in that bitch-mobile. My only request is that you stop by a lake somewhere so I can dump a can of motor oil in it, to make up for all of the earth that your car will be saving. Don't worry, I'll pay for the motor oil.
Mike
From christine ********* to Me
wtf is wrong with u! im not giving u a ride ur a jerk!!!
From Mike Partlow to christine **********
Well I am sorry you won't have the privilege of riding with me. Fortunately for me, I found a better, more badass ride to NYC. I'll be sure to wave at your crappy little hybrid as we pass you in our F-350, spraying cans of aerosol out the window and throwing empty six-pack holders into the sea.
Mike
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06-23-2009, 10:58 PM
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#42 | | Willing to sell body for a few minutes on RS
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someone should do this on craigslist or something haha
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06-24-2009, 03:03 PM
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#43 | | Willing to sell body for a few minutes on RS
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Originally Posted by JSALES someone should do this on craigslist or something haha | El Bastardo has done similar stuff on Craigslist before... 
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Looks like I'm gonna have some hot sex again tonight...OOPS i got the 6 pack. that wont last me the night, I better go back and get the 24 pack! -Turbo E
kinda off topic but obama is a dilf - miss_crayon
Honest to fucking Christ the easiest way to get a married woman in the mood is clean the house and do the laundry.....I've been with the same girl almost 17 years, ask me how I know. - quasi
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06-24-2009, 03:33 PM
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#44 | | Even when im right, revscene.net is still right!
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second one is hilarious
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06-25-2010, 10:49 AM
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#45 | | Zombie Mod
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I just found out about this site. There goes my friggin' productivity.
Here's the latest http://www.27bslash6.com/missy.html
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06-25-2010, 11:04 AM
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#46 | | WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB
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Originally Posted by XxFcukxX Air Hockey Sex Table
Posted at: 2009-06-09 01:56:51
This guy is the shit.
Original ad:
From Timmy Tucker to **********@***********.org
RE: Air Hockey Table
Hello,
I saw your ad for an air hockey table and had a question about it. My girlfriend tells me has always wanted to have sex on an air hockey table. Before I shell out $150 for this, I just wanted to know if sex on an air hockey table is practical and/or really even worth it. I told her if she wanted air blowing on her we could just lay on a window fan, but she is insisting that I get an air hockey table. What do you think?
Tim
From ***********@yahoo.com to Me
Dont think it is as sturdy as my pool table but you two can c0ome try it out and let me know
From Timmy Tucker to **********@yahoo.com
Great. I'll let my girlfriend know. Will we have privacy, or are you going to be there to make sure we don't break it?
From ***********@yahoo.com to Me
I will be there for support and help but very private  | LMAO
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06-25-2010, 11:55 AM
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#47 | | I'll be good I promise.
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Original ad:
670cc commercial wood chipper/shredder for sale. Little bit of rust but works great. Contact Joe - ***********@gmail.com
$4000 OBO
From Me to ***********@gmail.com:
Hi Joe,
Is the wood chipper still for sale?
Thanks,
Mike
From Joe ****** to Me:
Yes, I still have the wood chipper.
From Me to Joe ******:
I don't have $4000, but what I do have is $200 and a need for use of a wood chipper for about half an hour. Would I be able to rent it from you for $200?
Mike
From Joe ****** to Me:
I don't see why not. What are you using it for?
From Me to Joe ******:
Don't worry about that. So would I be able to swing by and pick it up in my truck, then bring it back about an hour later? I can leave my driver's license as collateral.
Mike
From Joe ****** to Me:
First you need to tell me what the chipper is being used for or you can find someone else.
From Me to Joe ******:
Okay, I'll try to explain my situation. My cat just had a litter of kittens, and I can't get rid of them. I tried giving them to my friends and putting ads online, but nobody wants them. I even tried releasing them into the wild but they keep coming back to my house. I can't stand these little fuckers pissing everywhere and clawing up my furniture. So I figure my next option is to put them down. I can't afford to have it done professionally, so I think a wood chipper would be the next most humane way. I looked up your model and saw it has a 6 inch input, which I think will be perfect for me.
Mike
From Joe ****** to Me:
.......................................wow. No.
From Me to Joe ******:
Why not? It is an easy $200 for you. Can't you just pretend I took it to mulch some wood?
Mike
From Joe ****** to Me:
No. You are a sick sick sick sick sick person.
From Me to Joe ******:
I'll give you $250 and throw in a free kitten (not mulched, of course). Plus, I thought about my plan some more, and I decided to put meow mix all around the input, and just leave the kittens near it. That way, if they get shredded, it is their own damn fault, and my hands are clean.
Mike
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06-25-2010, 12:10 PM
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#48 | | RS controls my life!
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Originally Posted by Presto | That has to be the funniest one on the site. God damn.. I couldn't stop laughing. As good as the 7 legged spider 
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06-25-2010, 01:15 PM
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#49 | | My homepage has been set to RS
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LOL This is an awesome way to kill my sunny friday! Thanks LB!
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06-25-2010, 01:16 PM
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#50 | | Revscene.net has a homepage?!
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the matthew one, missy and the 7 legged spider made me burst out laughing.
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