I need an excuse, please help!

[n1smo]

just tell them you bic people so you can give the lighters to your parents

[Nvasion]

say its prime times if you cant man up and say u smoke the good shit

[Presto]

They'll understand after awhile. They'll hate the idea, but as long as you don't start to slack off in their eyes, it should be all good. It took awhile for my mom to get used to the idea that her son was a pot head, but at some point, she realized that it didn't affect me negatively, and laid off. She still wasn't keen on the idea, but she was tolerant.

I also downplayed how much I smoked it (every fuckin' day).

[you]

tell them thats what they get for deleting ur wow account

[StylinRed]

dime bag (although commonly used for weed) actually means a $10 bag of drugs

for all we know he could be smoking crack ^^



you should smarten up and stop with the weed, its obvious your a pussy so you definetly shouldnt be doing drugs

[Vansterdam]

say you were lighting candles for the blind

[wahyinghung]

Just say that you keep those lighter for emergency precautions such as earthquake other natural disaster etc.........

[boss_clad]

lol
my mom picked me up a pack of du ma's when she was grocery shoppin once



i love my mommy

[GLOW]

you should have told them you like to light candles and drip hot wax on yourself while you're tied up. then say just kidding it's for weed. they probably would be relieved after telling them that.

[slammer111]

Originally Posted by Tofuboi

man up. if you are old enough to smoke you should be old enough to make your own decisions in life

He's also old enough to get kicked out of the house, so not the best move. I love how the advice is totally different between the whities (tell them and not give a crap) and Asians (apologize).

If you're pulling the "i'm gonna try to come clean" card, imo you better make a real effort. Otherwise your parents are going to make life hella hard for you, like start cutting off tuition and charging you rent. (this is "hard" by Asian standards) Or you'll get kicked out (the ultimate Asian disgrace) and chopped out of the will.

[ajax]

Originally Posted by Dan_Guy

dime bag = he smokes weed

say you smoke cigarettes
or those small pussy flavored "cigars"
and then quit smoking pot

or tell em you smoke weed, but now you ll quit

or tell em you carry a lighter in all of your pockets in case a hot girl pulls out a smoke, then you can light it and drop a pick up line, then get pussy.

that ones pretty good

[tool001]

tell them

1) somebody told me to though them from a bridge, and they will burst on the way down and explode... and u thought i'd be pretty cool to do.

2) u wanna collect the fluid in them and make a big lighter by urself.

3) ur expecting a big blackout in vancouver.

[In_MODeration]

it might be harder to convince if your dad found the bud not long ago

[PiuYi]

ask if they'd like to hav a family-smoke-up
its rude not to share!

[Eastwood]

Seriously just tell them you occasionally smoke cigars, most parents won't care. It also won't make you look like an idiot with your parents.

[fliptuner]

Tell them you smoke cigarettes.

Tell them it's for heroin use and right when they freak out, tell them it's just for weed.

You steal your friends Bics cause you're too cheap to buy flint for your Zippo.

Those were your boyfriends clothes.

[Milhouse]

WTF
Be a man
Tell them the truth
Going on RS to ask for advice like this will get you no where
Making up some lame excuses and lying will make you worry and smoke more
Your parents care about you, so maybe they'll help you with your weed smoking addiction
If you guys had kids, even if they're 19, you would want them to quit smoking weed. If your kid lied to you about this stuff, you will feel pretty bad since it's this obvious

[simsimi1004]

shouldve said u have a girlfriend and she smokes so u always take it away when u meet her

[achiam]

Honesty is the best policy. Tell them you study fucking hard, and that smoking helps you focus more than drinking coffee.
I openly told my parents I smoked during exams as a stimulant, and they believed me as during non-exam situations I'd stop and go hardcore fitness.
If you aren't fit, you're fucked.

[billboa]

Originally Posted by 91LS-VTak

who the fuck gets addicted to weed? wow......

Ide say at least %75 of the ppl that I know smoke weed are "addicted" including me. After doing something for so long, u get dependent on it. Fuck, how could u not get addicted to just sitting there getting baked and playing zombies on call of duty or drifting on forza or mayb smash sum1 out in UFC. Just thinkin about it now makes me wanna hit up the bong and xbox. I think I like it because it takes up time, makes me not bored and whatever your doin is just %100 better while ur
I pretty much smoke before and after doing stuff.

[lacubrious1]

tell them all the cool kids are doing it

[v.Rossi]

Originally Posted by 91LS-VTak

who the fuck gets addicted to weed? wow......

You get pretty addicted to the high after a period of time. At first you're just at the HAHA high, can't control yourself and shit. Now i just need it because it makes everything so much better and more enjoyable, ie: chillin, food, tv, sex. I personally can't chill with guys without getting impaired, drinking or getting stoned. Sitting together and just talking, two minutes later "so what's the plan guys?" "let's pick something up" in the end everyone just gets bored and kicks it home.

This man up shit I can see working, yes, but on some parents only. My brown buddies tell me that their dad would just kill them if they found out they smoke weed, they make it sound worse than my parents. Some get in shit for coming home hammed, my parents are chill with that.

But whatever, I got that shit over with the oldest excuse in the book. I'm happy.

[91LS-VTak]

Originally Posted by coupeziRL

You get pretty addicted to the high after a period of time. At first you're just at the HAHA high, can't control yourself and shit. Now i just need it because it makes everything so much better and more enjoyable, ie: chillin, food, tv, sex. I personally can't chill with guys without getting impaired, drinking or getting stoned. Sitting together and just talking, two minutes later "so what's the plan guys?" "let's pick something up" in the end everyone just gets bored and kicks it home.

I totally agree that weed makes otherwise 'normal' things like watching t.v. or eating way more enjoyable but i've never 'craved' a joint like i would a cigarette. I dunno, maybe that's just crazy me.

[hotjoint]

just tell them you're smoking weed, you're 19 what do you have to be afraid about

[thumper]

i would start looking at rental vacancies in the classifieds.