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08-13-2009, 12:56 PM
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#26 | | I contribute to threads in the offtopic forum
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Originally Posted by RRxtar 
i win?
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nah brah. i win
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08-13-2009, 03:25 PM
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#27 | | RabidMod
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Originally Posted by Chopstick this is fun!
next up in Chopstick's catalog:
"pew pew pow"
handgun size bazooka with built in silencer, for more silent explosions. 
nah its just a glue gun (^__^) v | LOL
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08-13-2009, 04:53 PM
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#28 | | Ask me about how I answered the question "How fat is TOO fat?"
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How many times have you been too pussy to tell your mother-in-law that your fed up with her bullshit?
Now let the 351MFU "Mother Fuck-U" do the talking for you.
Next time your kids complain about big ass panties lying on the floor, beat grandma senseless with the fully-equipped wooden stock to get the point across.
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Originally Posted by toyota86 the guys over at lambo vancouver said there are 60-70 pre-orders already. don't quote me though. | | |
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08-13-2009, 05:43 PM
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#29 | | 14 dolla balla aint got nothing on me!
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Originally Posted by Chopstick wait one more
the 9th wonder of the world:
"the ricer" 
ppl will ask and wonder: "wtf is this? is it high performance?" the ricer is an upgraded walther wa2000 sniper rifle. in collaboration with pinnifarina and Chopstick with design goal to impress, its functions actually impede performance. but hey, who the hell cares, when your gun looks like a spaceship. due to the front carbon fiber splitters, this is probably the only marketed gun in the world that doesn't fire, as the bullet the gun is designed for does not clear the opening of the splitters. repeated testing resulted in 0% accuracy. dont worry, you can detach the splitter during adverse conditions, but together with the red racing stripes and faux wood, you wont want to.
gun not included. | I couldn't stop laughing at this lol
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08-13-2009, 09:45 PM
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#30 | | i like gifs
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Originally Posted by Nightwalker | looks like something straight out of rambo  | |
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08-13-2009, 09:52 PM
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#31 | | RS.net, where our google ads make absolutely no sense!
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i call it "lights out"
blind your enemies with a touch of the trigger each shot comes with a vicious kill if not it would really blind the shit out of your enemies  | |
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08-13-2009, 10:01 PM
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#32 | | Ask me about how I answered the question "How fat is TOO fat?"
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The almighty Phuket. When you're just sick of it all (the rental payments for your shitty 1 bedroom apartment, the alimony you need to pay your wife, your race car bed, your piece of shit Hyundai Pony) you can only end it with one bullet. But in case you fuck it up the first time(kinda like your life) you still have a loaded magazine with 29 bullets remaining to perfect the final shot.  
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Originally Posted by toyota86 the guys over at lambo vancouver said there are 60-70 pre-orders already. don't quote me though. |
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08-13-2009, 11:32 PM
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#33 | | OMGWTFBBQ is a common word I say everyday
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Where's the staple gun that crazy travelers use against RCMP? Don't forget the scope and grenade launcher attachments.
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08-14-2009, 07:47 AM
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#34 | | Banned (ABWS)?
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This guy needs to add "snap".
The mods are just all over the place.
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08-16-2009, 01:18 AM
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#35 | | Editor
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Originally Posted by AzNightmare This guy needs to add "snap".
The mods are just all over the place. | yea there should be. it'd be nice to kind of kno where things go.. especially on rails.
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08-16-2009, 01:30 AM
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#36 | | Ask me about how I answered the question "How fat is TOO fat?"
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thats a weak pistol,
requires a grenade launcher 
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Originally Posted by toyota86 the guys over at lambo vancouver said there are 60-70 pre-orders already. don't quote me though. | | |
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