| Vancouver Off-Topic / Current Events The off-topic forum for Vancouver, funnies, non-auto centered discussions, WORK SAFE. While the rules are more relaxed here, there are still rules. Please refer to sticky thread in this forum. |
 | | 
08-24-2009, 05:03 PM
|
#26 | | I *heart* Revscene.net very Muchie
Join Date: May 2004 Location: Edmonton
Posts: 3,529
Thanked 665 Times in 273 Posts
Failed 81 Times in 29 Posts
| Quote:
Originally Posted by 3seriesBeeM  how stupid do you have to be to believe a cat is gonna eat you AHAHAHAHAHAHA. Dont you think if a cat ate somebody or whatnot that it would be in the news. I have never heard something so stupid | 
Thank you!
| 
|  | |
08-24-2009, 05:04 PM
|
#27 | | In RS I Trust
Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Mission
Posts: 20,779
Thanked 17,661 Times in 4,345 Posts
Failed 1,037 Times in 352 Posts
|
it's only natural dogs will eat you as well. Rats will eat you when your still alive
| |
| | |
08-24-2009, 05:08 PM
|
#28 | | I *heart* Revscene.net very Muchie
Join Date: May 2004 Location: Edmonton
Posts: 3,529
Thanked 665 Times in 273 Posts
Failed 81 Times in 29 Posts
|
I heard ants eat you and carry you to their leader underground.
| |
| | |
08-24-2009, 05:10 PM
|
#29 | | Unofficial Tin Foil Hat Specialist.
Join Date: May 2008 Location: Vancouver
Posts: 8,150
Thanked 1,529 Times in 604 Posts
Failed 326 Times in 125 Posts
|
Why are you all worried about your pets eating you? You all should worry about your girlfriends eating your money, your life. EVERYTHING!!!
| |
| | |
08-24-2009, 05:20 PM
|
#30 | | I Will not Admit my Addiction to RS
Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Vancouver->HK
Posts: 560
Thanked 188 Times in 41 Posts
Failed 38 Times in 11 Posts
| Quote:
Originally Posted by oniyou my friend a retard ? | i'm pretty sure you're the retard
| |
| | |
08-24-2009, 05:22 PM
|
#31 | | What hasn't Killed me, has made me more tolerant of RS!
Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: vancouver
Posts: 175
Thanked 8 Times in 2 Posts
Failed 1 Time in 1 Post
| Quote:
Originally Posted by MR_BIGGS I heard ants eat you and carry you to their leader underground. | O yea !? I heard if bats bite you then you will turn into Batman !
__________________
Sh!t
| |
| | |
08-24-2009, 05:59 PM
|
#32 | | My homepage has been set to RS
Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Richmond
Posts: 2,345
Thanked 736 Times in 159 Posts
Failed 89 Times in 25 Posts
|
I heard that people eat their pets when they die
| |
| | |
08-24-2009, 06:46 PM
|
#33 | | I Will not Admit my Addiction to RS
Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Vancouver
Posts: 563
Thanked 344 Times in 104 Posts
Failed 43 Times in 17 Posts
|
LMFAOOOOO!!!! haha I doubt it....
I think it's more likley because of bodyheat, since your chest produces the most... cats use it to keep warm.
They aint gonna eat u, but they just freeloaders.
| |
| | |
08-24-2009, 07:10 PM
|
#34 | | RS controls my life!
Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: B.C., Canada
Posts: 759
Thanked 83 Times in 26 Posts
Failed 15 Times in 4 Posts
|
OMG I HAV A KAT WUT DO I DO????? SHUD I KIL IT B4 HE KILZ ME??????????/
__________________
07 TW Civic Si - Injen CAI, DCRH, Megan Racing catback, TWM SS, Cobb AccessPORT
| |
| | |
08-24-2009, 07:27 PM
|
#35 | | HELP ME PLS!!!
Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Vancouver
Posts: 5,540
Thanked 980 Times in 166 Posts
Failed 399 Times in 67 Posts
| 
at a quick glance of the title.
i thought it was can't wait for you to die
| |
| | |
08-24-2009, 07:30 PM
|
#36 | | Hacked RS to become a mod
Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Sunny Hong Kong
Posts: 54,439
Thanked 25,328 Times in 8,862 Posts
Failed 1,559 Times in 707 Posts
| Quote:
Originally Posted by oniyou I heard from a friend of mine that when cats sleep on you when you sleep, they're not actually cuddling with you... they're supposedly listening to your heartbeat to see if it'll stop. And when it does, they eat you cuz they're predators or something.
has anybody heard of this ?
confirm ?
my friend a retard ?
i tried google and nothing came up, hella scared cuz liek i like cats n all | Your friend is an idiot
| |
| | |
08-24-2009, 07:44 PM
|
#37 | | I don't like cheese but I love milk!
Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Van
Posts: 1,980
Thanked 895 Times in 243 Posts
Failed 105 Times in 49 Posts
|
Not sure about cats, but about a year ago there was a news story in HK about a lonely elderly man who lives with a bunch of dogs.
One day he died, and his dogs just ate him.
It is really their natural instinct...but I am sure any cat/dogs would rather go for other food sources first before eating your dirty corpse.
| |
| | |
08-24-2009, 07:58 PM
|
#38 | | F**K YOUR HEAD
Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: vancouver
Posts: 8,719
Thanked 8,153 Times in 1,251 Posts
Failed 643 Times in 181 Posts
|
I heard this is true, at some hospitals they have cats walking around, and the cats choose to nap alongside patients, and soon after they die. I guess they can sense death or something, they're always up to no good...
| |
| | |
08-24-2009, 10:22 PM
|
#39 | | I STILL don't get it
Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Burnaby
Posts: 469
Thanked 245 Times in 52 Posts
Failed 121 Times in 27 Posts
|
maybe they can hear your heart working worse or something
| |
| | |
08-24-2009, 10:36 PM
|
#40 | | RS Operative (G)
Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: GYM
Posts: 12,643
Thanked 4,573 Times in 1,531 Posts
Failed 406 Times in 127 Posts
|
that is why Italians hate cats
__________________
╔╦╦╦═╦╗╔═╦═╦══╦═╗
║║║║╩╣╚╣═╣║║║║║╩╣
╚══╩═╩═╩═╩═╩╩╩╩═╝
| |
| | |
08-24-2009, 10:41 PM
|
#41 | | Banned By Establishment
Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Burnaby
Posts: 1,171
Thanked 398 Times in 71 Posts
Failed 366 Times in 46 Posts
|
OP sounds like a flaming homosexual.
| |
| | |
08-24-2009, 10:44 PM
|
#42 | | My homepage has been set to RS
Join Date: May 2006 Location: PoCo
Posts: 2,062
Thanked 551 Times in 141 Posts
Failed 84 Times in 48 Posts
|
Cats are gay. Useless pussies.
| |
| | |
08-25-2009, 12:45 AM
|
#43 | | look at these diamonds, they shining
Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Vancouver
Posts: 2,800
Thanked 1,813 Times in 553 Posts
Failed 634 Times in 127 Posts
| Quote:
Originally Posted by nonamehustla OP sounds like a flaming homosexual. |  | |
| | |
08-25-2009, 01:07 AM
|
#44 | | Need to Seek Professional Help
Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Burnaby/Bavaria
Posts: 1,033
Thanked 140 Times in 79 Posts
Failed 48 Times in 22 Posts
|
try it out op. pretend your dead by slowing down your heart rate - go sit a freezer for a while (heck, it i'll be good with the weather and all).
video tape it and post it up so we know the answer.
do it with a controlled subject as well (one when your not pretending to be dead).
k thanks!
__________________ Quote:
Originally Posted by Jun Kitami sounds like a buncha faggot noobs to me...
then again, what do I know... i've only been here since 2000 | /// E46 328i | |
| | |
08-25-2009, 01:24 AM
|
#45 | | Banned (ABWS)?
Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Vancouver
Posts: 19,432
Thanked 4,099 Times in 1,760 Posts
Failed 434 Times in 211 Posts
|
I assume your account got hacked or you're just really stupid...
| |
| | |
08-25-2009, 01:28 AM
|
#46 | | RS.net, helping ugly ppl have sex since 2001
Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Burnaby
Posts: 9,441
Thanked 2,377 Times in 445 Posts
Failed 601 Times in 94 Posts
| Quote:
Originally Posted by Jackygor I heard that people eat their pets when they die | Dead people eat cats?
__________________ Feedback Quote:
Originally Posted by Jason00S2000 Invisible sky daddies commanding people to do shit is just so beyond retarded, I feel like punching myself in the balls until I shit my computer chair. | Quote:
Originally Posted by Chopstick 4 years ago, I pulled up to burger king, and asked to get a teen burger. I realized after the 3rd time i said it, I was in the wrong fucking place.
(>___<) | Quote: |
Originally Posted by Sky_High [19-10, 22:51] how many post do I need before I can fail TOS'D posts. | | |
| | |
08-25-2009, 09:23 AM
|
#47 | | Willing to sell a family member for a few minutes on RS
Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Surrey
Posts: 12,760
Thanked 689 Times in 376 Posts
Failed 61 Times in 38 Posts
|
damn that cat is annoying as shit
| |
| | |
08-25-2009, 11:09 AM
|
#48 | | I answer every Emotion with an emoticon
Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Vancouver
Posts: 7,760
Thanked 375 Times in 181 Posts
Failed 159 Times in 63 Posts
|
lolz, I'm sure u'r cat will eat u once u'r dead. What makes u so special that ur cat will treat u differently than another piece of meat?
__________________
Ignorance is bliss
How I wish I can remain ignorant, why do I know so much?
| |
| | |
08-25-2009, 02:07 PM
|
#49 | | I contribute to threads in the offtopic forum
Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: ur sistrs pants
Posts: 2,656
Thanked 606 Times in 105 Posts
Failed 342 Times in 57 Posts
| Quote:
Originally Posted by nonamehustla OP sounds like a flaming homosexual. |  | |
| | |
08-25-2009, 09:15 PM
|
#50 | | Official Texas Ambassador
Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Houston, TX
Posts: 10,333
Thanked 5,671 Times in 1,324 Posts
Failed 416 Times in 132 Posts
|
OH MY GOD ITS SO TRUE and cats also give off body heat in your bedroom so it gets hot and it makes you need a fan in your bedroom and if you put a fan in your bedroom it'll suck out all of the oxygen and you'll die and unless you cut and paste this message to four other videos on YouTube you'll never know the name of your true love at midnight
| |
| | | |
Posting Rules
| You may not post new threads You may not post replies You may not post attachments You may not edit your posts
HTML code is Off
| | |
All times are GMT -8. The time now is 10:25 AM.
|
You are currently viewing our boards as a guest which gives you limited access to view most discussions and access our other features. By joining our free community you will have access to post topics, communicate privately with other members (PM), respond to polls, upload content and access many other special features. Registration is fast, simple and absolutely free so please, join our community today!
The banners on the left side and below do not show for registered users!
