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Old 09-02-2009, 02:11 AM   #26
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your gay
Are you sure it's his and not yours?
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Old 09-02-2009, 03:12 AM   #27
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your gay
Thank you for that one...................

Your, You're

Your brother is a 14 dolla balla
You're not as gay as your brother
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Old 09-02-2009, 03:54 AM   #28
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my sig is wrong .. but do u think i really care what i wrote on forum ?
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Old 09-02-2009, 04:11 AM   #29
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Old 09-02-2009, 04:21 AM   #30
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Old 09-02-2009, 03:09 PM   #31
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Old 09-02-2009, 04:14 PM   #32
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Old 09-02-2009, 09:00 PM   #33
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Old 09-02-2009, 09:04 PM   #34
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I'll throw it out there, Seaman and not Semen By the way, you can't use although and but in the same sentence. I know I just did in the previous sentence but you know what I mean.
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Old 09-02-2009, 09:27 PM   #35
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Old 09-02-2009, 09:47 PM   #36
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^LOL did you also immediately cock block this annoying kid on msn?

n 2 op, duz it rry matta WEATHER (ZOMGNOWAI HE TYPED WEATHER ZOMG :@:@:@:@) ppl can type or knoz prop00r engrish? r u d fakkin rs engrish teachaz??
if it bugz u dat muchz, go read a b00k or some shit t(^_^t)
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^ That's like chopstick with down syndrome.....
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Old 09-03-2009, 04:03 PM   #39
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^LOL did you also immediately cock block this annoying kid on msn?

n 2 op, duz it rry matta WEATHER (ZOMGNOWAI HE TYPED WEATHER ZOMG :@:@:@:@) ppl can type or knoz prop00r engrish? r u d fakkin rs engrish teachaz??
if it bugz u dat muchz, go read a b00k or some shit t(^_^t)
books doesn't share youtube findings, random daily stuff, and flame the reader for expressing himself... I'd stick to RS
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Old 09-03-2009, 04:43 PM   #40
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how about learn some Chinese ??

張繼 楓橋夜泊

月落烏啼霜滿天
江楓漁火對愁眠
姑蘇城外寒山寺
夜半鐘聲到客船


Zhang Ji A NIGHT-MOORING NEAR MAPLE BRIDGE


While I watch the moon go down, a crow caws through the frost;
Under the shadows of maple-trees a fisherman moves with his torch;
And I hear, from beyond Suzhou, from the temple on Cold Mountain,
Ringing for me, here in my boat, the midnight bell.
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Old 09-03-2009, 05:06 PM   #41
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how about learn some Chinese ??

張繼 楓橋夜泊

月落烏啼霜滿天
江楓漁火對愁眠
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How about no.
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Old 09-03-2009, 05:09 PM   #42
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Old 09-03-2009, 05:17 PM   #43
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MOTHER FUCK!


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Old 09-03-2009, 05:29 PM   #44
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you mother fuck... its been corrected already, but i didnt wanna change it ..coz i just caught your eyes with my ad right ?
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bitch, beach

That bitch on RS want to correct my Engrish.
That fool wants to go to the beach.
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bitch, beach

That bitch on RS want to correct my Engrish.
That fool wants to go to the beach.
Want => desire: feel or have a desire for; want strongly; "I want to go home now"; "I want my own room" POSSESIVE


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---- Used when referring to somebody's desire or wishes.

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Old 09-03-2009, 06:31 PM   #47
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one is how some people say "it's funner." it's not even a word.

it's "more fun"

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Old 09-03-2009, 06:36 PM   #48
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Old 09-03-2009, 06:58 PM   #49
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i think the most annoying one i came across is when ESL students misused the word boring.

i'm SO boring; when they mean to say they are bored.

"I'M SO BORING RIGHT NOW" - them
"yes, yes you are." - me
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Old 09-03-2009, 07:38 PM   #50
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Well, the most common mistakes I've noticed New Canadians makes is the incorrect use of the singular/plurals forms of word.
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