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wipe with left hand
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wipe with right hand
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alternate left and right
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I save toilet paper and thus trees by jumping into the shower after
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I have a fancy water jet sprayer
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other : please specify in post.
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01-12-2010, 11:56 AM
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#101 | | What hasn't Killed me, has made me more tolerant of RS!
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Originally Posted by PiuYi  single square you'll just end up fingering yourself up the ass
btw, how many people use their toilet paper efficiently??
ie. i can wipe twice with a piece folded from 4 squares... save some trees right? | Sound like somebody who wears the same underwear for 4 days, day 1 wear it normally, day two reverse it, day 3 inside out and backwards, and then day 4... u no
All the talk about the food affecting poos reminds me of when i had my tonsels removed and i could eat or drink much. I ate nothing but pudding, soup and a bit of water here and there because it hurt so bad. Anyways it hurt to poo and was probobly 3-4 inches in diameter. I will never do as 89blkcivic does and let a woman strap one on if it felt anything like that deuce.
Last edited by 98twofourty; 01-12-2010 at 12:03 PM.
Reason: poo story
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01-12-2010, 12:13 PM
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#102 | | I bringith the lowerballerith
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Originally Posted by 98twofourty Sound like somebody who wears the same underwear for 4 days, day 1 wear it normally, day two reverse it, day 3 inside out and backwards, and then day 4... u no
All the talk about the food affecting poos reminds me of when i had my tonsels removed and i could eat or drink much. I ate nothing but pudding, soup and a bit of water here and there because it hurt so bad. Anyways it hurt to poo and was probobly 3-4 inches in diameter. I will never do as 89blkcivic does and let a woman strap one on if it felt anything like that deuce. | 4 inches is a lot. 
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02-21-2010, 09:54 AM
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#103 | | What hasn't Killed me, has made me more tolerant of RS!
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haha maybe not quite but dam close.
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02-21-2010, 11:27 AM
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#104 | | Banned (ABWS)
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02-21-2010, 12:08 PM
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#105 | | Banned (ABWS)
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^ fuckin retarded
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02-21-2010, 06:23 PM
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#106 | | Banned (ABWS)
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eat my ass before I use the 3 seashells. if you dont know where it is from, just stfu and do some research.
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02-23-2010, 10:42 PM
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#107 | | No Duplicate Accounts Allowed
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Lololol i have a friend ( his bro told me this ) that squats on the toilet and uses a water bottle to wash his ass. Supposively, hes scared of touching his ass
does anyone share the same experience?how does it feel? I dont wanna embarass my friend by asking plus he might think that im gay Posted via RS Mobile | |
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02-24-2010, 07:31 PM
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#108 | | Need to Seek Professional Help
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REAL G don't wipe.
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02-24-2010, 09:17 PM
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TOS'd:  Posted via RS Mobile | |
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02-24-2010, 10:47 PM
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#110 | | :inoutugh:
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^ Time to visit my local library, lol
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02-24-2010, 10:55 PM
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#111 | | I *heart* Revscene.net very Muchie
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Originally Posted by you! i let my bitch wipe it | man don't force your dog to do things for you
poor dog
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02-25-2010, 01:14 AM
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#112 | | "They call me Bowser...RawR!"
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Needs more poll options like if anyone wipes from the front and if anyone faces the tank while makin #2
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02-26-2010, 06:39 PM
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#113 | | Banned (ABWS)
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Originally Posted by !LittleDragon Needs more poll options like if anyone wipes from the front and if anyone faces the tank while makin #2 | yeah wtf are with people who do that, I walked in on this girl doing that once, I was confused.
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02-26-2010, 06:52 PM
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#114 | | Fathered more RS members than anybody else. Who's your daddy?
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I thought women were told never to wipe back to front if taking a shit. Taking a piss (if you're a woman ) a frontal wipe makes total sense. If your g/f is wiping from back to front after taking a shit, you need to get checked out by your doctor for diseases.
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02-26-2010, 07:25 PM
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#115 | | I'll be good I promise.
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LOL this thread is fucking hilarious
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02-26-2010, 11:22 PM
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#116 | | JDMEK9Mod | DogWhisperer
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Originally Posted by 89blkcivic I thought women were told never to wipe back to front if taking a shit. Taking a piss (if you're a woman ) a frontal wipe makes total sense. If your g/f is wiping from back to front after taking a shit, you need to get checked out by your doctor for diseases. | infections are not a disease 
front to back is meant to avoid infections from fecal matter going into the vag.
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02-27-2010, 12:19 AM
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#117 | | The sound of inevitability
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Awesome thread but.. what is it with you "men" being up for all this anal penetration? You'd seriously let your gf stick anything in there.. ever?
I wouldn't do it in a million years, no reason to.
And as for doctors? Fuck that, I'm dying of colon cancer, idc.
Fuck, wheres Ulic to tear shit up. (no pun)
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02-27-2010, 12:25 AM
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#118 | | Fathered more RS members than anybody else. Who's your daddy?
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Originally Posted by spoon.ek9 infections are not a disease | I stand corrected. Quote: |
front to back is meant to avoid infections from fecal matter going into the vag.
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02-27-2010, 11:54 PM
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#119 | | I answer every Emotion with an emoticon
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the next question is, do you stand up while wiping? or stick your hand behind your ass while sitting down?
i find standing up much more convenient. Posted via RS Mobile | |
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