Wiping ass, method?
 

What method do you people use. I can only imagine the single square could get a bit messy...

https://www.joeydevilla.com/wordpres...ingmethods.jpg

The runway, AHAHAH.

I use neither of them.

http://www.janusthinking.com/wp-cont...hose_small.jpghttp://www.djtassociates.co.uk/images/single-hand.gif

The mummy method hahahaha

I use the wad. hahah

Back to front.
How about you guys?

single square you'll just end up fingering yourself up the ass

btw, how many people use their toilet paper efficiently??
ie. i can wipe twice with a piece folded from 4 squares... save some trees right?

napkin fold the way to go

origami crane... itd be funny if someone out there actually tried that...

Thanks for starting this thread, OP. Now I can ask a related question I have always wanted to ask on RS. How many people here wipe with their right hand?

I wish the poll feature was available. I ask because I have a feeling the majority of people use their right hand. It's a North American thing. Since there are so many non North American born people on RS, it woulld be a perfect opportunity to find out.

A friend of mine did this as a Science Fair project in school. The numbers were 95% right handed. 300+ people were polled.

the wad

i use my right hand even though i write with my left hand, though i do everything else with my right hand haha

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the wad... one wipe down, one wipe up

i use the roll

I use a leaf.

the wad FTW!

The wad, then i wash my ass after i finish wiping, cant stand how my ass feels when its not washed after i poop. Ewww.

the hobo way, use that newspaper after the bathroom reading... tree hogger ftw

edi: nvm

http://joshuaink2006.johnoxton.co.uk...wipe-which-way

there are people on that blog that wipe their ass standing up and think that doing it while sitting is weird

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as long as you wash your hands afterwards, i don't really care how you wipe it :p

i can't believe in this day and age there are still adults who don't wash their hands after handling their junk.

There was one time I really needed to shit while I was snorkeling, so I just tread water as I shit in the ocean and didn't wipe.

When I'm in an actual washroom though I use a triple square.

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