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		View Poll Results: which limb do you wipe with?  |     | 
		
			wipe with left hand
		
		
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			wipe with right hand
		
		
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			alternate left and right
		
		
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			I save toilet paper and thus trees by jumping into the shower after
		
		
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			I have a fancy water jet sprayer
		
		
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			other : please specify in post.
		
		
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			01-09-2010, 01:33 AM
			
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			What method do you people use. I can only imagine the single square could get a bit messy...              
					
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			The runway, AHAHAH.
		    
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			I use neither of them.             |       
		
		
		
		
		 
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			The mummy method hahahaha
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			I use the wad. hahah   
Back to front. 
How about you guys?
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			single square you'll just end up fingering yourself up the ass   
btw, how many people use their toilet paper efficiently?? 
ie. i can wipe twice with a piece folded from 4 squares... save some trees right?
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			napkin fold the way to go
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			Thanks for starting this thread, OP. Now I can ask a related question I have always wanted to ask on RS. How many people here wipe with their right hand?   
I wish the poll feature was available. I ask because I have a feeling the majority of people use their right hand. It's a North American thing. Since there are so many non North American born people on RS, it woulld be a perfect opportunity to find out.   
A friend of mine did this as a Science Fair project in school. The numbers were 95% right handed. 300+ people were polled.
		    
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			the wad
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					Originally Posted by  89blkcivic     Thanks for starting this thread, OP. Now I can ask a related question I have always wanted to ask on RS. How many people here wipe with their right hand?   
I wish the poll feature was available. I ask because I have a feeling the majority of people use their right hand. It's a North American thing. Since there are so many non North American born people on RS, it woulld be a perfect opportunity to find out.   
A friend of mine did this as a Science Fair project in school. The numbers were 95% right handed. 300+ people were polled.   |       i use my right hand even though i write with my left hand, though i do everything else with my right hand haha
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			the wad... one wipe down, one wipe up
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			i use the roll
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			I use a leaf.
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			the wad FTW!
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			The wad, then i wash my ass after i finish wiping, cant stand how my ass feels when its not washed after i poop. Ewww.
		    
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			the hobo way, use that newspaper after the bathroom reading... tree hogger ftw
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	        |     http://joshuaink2006.johnoxton.co.uk...wipe-which-way 
there are people on that blog that wipe their ass standing up and think that doing it while sitting is weird
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					Originally Posted by  skyxx     I use neither of them.        |       x2
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			as long as you wash your hands afterwards, i don't really care how you wipe it    
i can't believe in this day and age there are still adults who don't wash their hands after handling their junk.
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			There was one time I really needed to shit while I was snorkeling, so I just tread water as I shit in the ocean and didn't wipe.   
When I'm in an actual washroom though I use a triple square.
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					Originally Posted by  89blkcivic     Thanks for starting this thread, OP. Now I can ask a related question I have always wanted to ask on RS. How many people here wipe with their right hand?   
I wish the poll feature was available. I ask because I have a feeling the majority of people use their right hand. It's a North American thing. Since there are so many non North American born people on RS, it woulld be a perfect opportunity to find out.   
A friend of mine did this as a Science Fair project in school. The numbers were 95% right handed. 300+ people were polled.   |       
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