http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1iK_bu_z6Bk

crank it up and represent!

:lol

i have cue balls in my cupholders for a reason.

btw OP, dont finger at the wrong people. what if they were nammers? WHAT IF?!

Yeah, I now realize the dangers of road rage. Even if they weren't nammers or whomever, I never know what kind of people I might run into..

Tell the bitch to get back in the kitchen.

LOL, I don't do it often (maybe once or twice a year). I usually save those types of things when someone cuts me off really bad (i.e getting really close to crashing). I wouldn't do it if they signaled or didn't cause me to slam on the brakes. Sometimes the only way to teach idiot drivers is to scare the shit out of them.
The most recent one was an RX that cut me off and I had to swerve to avoid them...needless to say they didn't dare pass me :)

i'd rather say something like:

"you're ugly b/c you're mad...and you're mad cuz you ugly" :)

fixed.

but this kinda shit reminds me to put my baseball bat back in my car, thanks.

Or........ put it in question form.

Are you ugly because you are mad or are you mad because you're ugly?

You're so ugly, you need a licence to show your face in public. It's that deadly.
more.............

http://www.avaruusmies.com/jokes/english/166.html

This thought came to mind. Is it legal to vacate our vehicle in a non-parking area without turning our emergency lights on? (aka. middle of the street, intersection, etc.)

Might sound stupid but I just want to know just in case this happens in the future....

You should've responded to her like this:
http://lh3.ggpht.com/_D_-48d0ujT0/S1.../pew%20pew.gif

LOL +1 to whoever said do the handjerk motion and theoretically jizz all over her car whilst making cum faces/noises

Don't get too worked up about it. Usually when people yell racial slurs at you they might not even be racist, but just trying to get under your skin. Granted it doesn't make it any less damaging. What you should do is attack her in some other sort of way. If she goes racial, you tell her to go make a sandwich or if its a guy make light of his weight and etc.

should have fingered her first, then use your other hand to jack off your own finger...if that makes sense.

Honestly, anyone's first reaction would be anger.
But you gotta look at the situation from a holistic view -- someone who would so easily say something so disgusting probably has severe insecurities and doesn't have many friends of other ethnicities. People are a product of their environment; and if you hurled it back etc., the negative energy would just keep propagating.
I used to get really angry at shit like this, but have learned to toss it off -- in the end it makes the world a better place.

The most you can do is feel sorry for people like this and realize how fortunate you are to have a more holistic appreciation of society etc!

Shit; didn't realize you couldn't thank your own posts lol.

If it's a girl you gotta make fun of her weight.

A personal fave of mine is laying on the horn for a good min or so. Makes them feel stupid.
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You are a racist and always will be it's just in your blood.......

This has happened to me a few times.
I get dangerously cut off and then I honk and then the guy get's pissed at me like it's my fault?
lol that shit pisses me off.. when it's blatantly their fault they get pissed at you instead of saying sorry or giving you the wave...

anyways.. that last time I got cut off and the guy got pissed at me.. I cut him off. then i slowed down. when he changed lanes i changed lanes.. until i cut him off so close that he couldn't move anymore, I pretty much boxed him in to the curb. I literally waited there for a bout 30-45seconds. just staring at him.

then I left and went on my merry way..
but, i didn't feel that great after the fact.. but it sure felt good during the whole thing..

fixed for you :{D

Damn just happened to me!

Did a lane change and for some reason some guy took offense to it? Lol so he gave me finger and did the crazy head sign towards me. Haha so I fingered him back and remembering this thread I laughed it off.... But then I flipped out all of a sudden and started chasing him over the burrard street bridge and he thought I was a psycho and sped off haha but I kept chasing him. He was switching lanes to lose me lol.

My wife and her mom were in the car and kept telling me to calm down. Funny cause this was my first roadrage. Deep down I was hoping he would step out of his car at broadway/burrard so I could khtfo
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:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Something like this happened to me to today. I was driving on SW Marine Drive and their was a slight curve and he was driving WAYY over the speed limit since I was going at 60-70km and he caught up from like 100m away within seconds as we approach the turn. He signals in the middle of the curve/turn and TRIES to merge into my lane right away, he didn't even wait for me to MAYBE step on the brakes and let him in, he just went for it before I could even react. I was in his blind spot and for sure he didn't shoulder check.

So I honked the shit outta him and at the light he stares at me and starts making awkward gestures at me since we were side by side, I was like... :haha: WTF fuck you *middle finger* and he starts using his fingers to pull his eyes back to make some slanty-eyed gesture...like wow... rofl I just told him to fuck off and cut him off, took some pictures of his car and couldn't really get his license plate though. He turned into some street after we hit New West, not sure if he saw that I had my phone out and started snapping pictures left and right :haha:

His car was decked in some company's advertisements, so I'll be giving his "Collagen" company a nice email and possibly phone call. Oh btw, the guy was in his late late 30's - late 40's or early 50's with a women passenger, possibly wife. The wife didn't do anything. Fucking idiots I swear, you don't shoulder check while merging into my lane and almost taking out my entire front bumper and STILL have the audacity to pretend like it was my fault? Wow..

Why did you have to make a big deal of it? It takes two sides to build up a road rage. You are no less at fault than the other guy.

^
How is that making a big deal? He literally twisted his body 180 to face me and started to talk shit to me through his window and started making obscene gestures vs. My "fuck you" and middle finger?

That's a big deal?

i would blast chinese music drown out her voice and open the window make sure she hears, i may even follow her home and blast music in front of her house at 3am