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I WOULD TAKE OUT MY IGUN! |
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I would say to myself, am I guna have to slap a bitch? When someone cuts me off I pretty much have a 1 second freak out and then get over it, I'll call them a few words but i won't do it straight to their face, too lazy to roll the window down :P. I'm pretty sure people have called me many words while i zip past them but hey what ever, i probably wont ever see you again in my life. |
i would accelerate, cut her off, and slam it into 2nd, slow down to a stop, and when she tries to get out, accelerate slowly again. And repeat. |
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We once got an e-mail complaint saying how dangerous his driving his and especially in his company truck that's completely decked out in company advertisements he should be nicer and follow all the rules of the road for better publicity. My boss e-mailed back "Go fuck yourself" :rofl: The lady then e-mailed back "I will be telling everybody I know how such a horrible company you guys are." Where my boss then replied "Please refer to previous e-mail" I laughed so hard when I read the e-mails. |
"Goosfraba" I have chosen to "walk" away from whatever happens on the road. Not worth it. If I see someone approaching me from the right lane, I choose to leave a bit of space infront of me incase he pulls a dick move. |
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throw your fucking pennies at her gay car |
But yeah, there are some pretty rude drivers out there. Other day in my dads car we reached a 4 way stop and was about to turn left. Some fat asian dude across from us arrived later than us and totally ignored the stop sign and kept driving straight. My dad honked and him and the guy just fingered us and gave some weird look at us. |
i would tail gate the bitch, then i would probably rip passed her car.. if i was realy mad though i would just straight ram her in the rear and bounce.. |
you shoulda called her an undereducated arian cracker. |
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:rolleyes: |
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Please try again, maybe rethink the use of the word "undereducated";) |
get out your camera phone set to record, walk over, film her plates, and ask her to repeat that for youtube. |
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Take out my trusty crowbar. |
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JUST smile at her.. it will make her even more pissed off... the more she gets pissed the more you smile or even laugh.. haha... |
When people yell at me in traffic for no reason (or because I flipped them off or something for cutting me off, etc) I pop in a CD of EI music that I have and crank the shit out of it...confuses them every time (I'm white) Quote:
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haha, i'm reminded of this situation when i was in my teens, not road rage but i was waiting for my parents in zellers and i'm not sure why, i wasn't wearing a red vest or anything but this white guy yelled at me from across an aisle. asking me where a particular item was. at first i didn't know he was talking to me, so i ignored him. after ignoring him for 30 seconds, he got pissed off so he said, 'hello!!! do you know english?' i calmly replied: 'does it look like i fucking work here! how's this for fucking english??!!! ' ....he walked away without another word. lol |
for second i thought this was a thread about different racial slurs... |
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The reactions you get are priceless. Quote:
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I don't think it matters to leave your car at a light unless you're interfering with traffic? |
i would just get some hot green lemon and honey tea and watch king of queens and forget all about it. Not worth cursing back at such a non classy stupid biatch. |
Show her your cock. |
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