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01-20-2010, 06:53 PM
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#76 | | I STILL don't get it
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01-20-2010, 07:40 PM
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#77 | | ESKETIT
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01-20-2010, 08:22 PM
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#78 | | is best wrench
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Originally Posted by raygunpk keep marbles in your car and throw marbles at her.
marbles. | i have cue balls in my cupholders for a reason.
btw OP, dont finger at the wrong people. what if they were nammers? WHAT IF?!
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01-20-2010, 08:58 PM
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#79 | | easy e
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Yeah, I now realize the dangers of road rage. Even if they weren't nammers or whomever, I never know what kind of people I might run into..
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01-20-2010, 09:02 PM
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#80 | | I *heart* Revscene.net very Muchie
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Tell the bitch to get back in the kitchen.
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01-20-2010, 09:43 PM
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#81 | | Ready to be Man handled by RS!
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Originally Posted by CounterPuncher You're hardcore bro, real fuckin hardcore. | LOL, I don't do it often (maybe once or twice a year). I usually save those types of things when someone cuts me off really bad (i.e getting really close to crashing). I wouldn't do it if they signaled or didn't cause me to slam on the brakes. Sometimes the only way to teach idiot drivers is to scare the shit out of them.
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01-20-2010, 09:50 PM
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#82 | | I told him no, what y'all do?
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Originally Posted by 89blkcivic Yeah, seen that done. I would give the peace sign and blow a kiss and tell her she's hot. "Pull over, baby, I want to do you now!" You're so hot when you're angry like that. LOL. It's even better when the woman is actually fugly and they know it.
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i'd rather say something like:
"you're ugly b/c you're mad...and you're mad cuz you ugly"
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01-20-2010, 10:00 PM
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#83 | | Rs has made me the man i am today!
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Originally Posted by jivan6 grab penis and rage all over the windshield
but that's just me | fixed.
but this kinda shit reminds me to put my baseball bat back in my car, thanks.
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01-20-2010, 10:12 PM
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#84 | | Fathered more RS members than anybody else. Who's your daddy?
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Originally Posted by GLOW i'd rather say something like:
"you're ugly b/c you're mad...and you're mad cuz you ugly" | Or........ put it in question form.
Are you ugly because you are mad or are you mad because you're ugly?
You're so ugly, you need a licence to show your face in public. It's that deadly.
more............. http://www.avaruusmies.com/jokes/english/166.html
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01-21-2010, 12:15 AM
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#85 | | All Day, Err Day Mod
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Originally Posted by El Bastardo If you're at a stop light or trapped in traffic get out of your car and walk towards her. Works for me 100% of the time. | This thought came to mind. Is it legal to vacate our vehicle in a non-parking area without turning our emergency lights on? (aka. middle of the street, intersection, etc.)
Might sound stupid but I just want to know just in case this happens in the future....
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01-21-2010, 08:28 AM
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#86 | | hoppity HOP HOP
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01-22-2010, 10:47 AM
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#87 | | I subscribe to Revscene
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LOL +1 to whoever said do the handjerk motion and theoretically jizz all over her car whilst making cum faces/noises
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01-23-2010, 06:36 AM
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#88 | | The sound of inevitability
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Don't get too worked up about it. Usually when people yell racial slurs at you they might not even be racist, but just trying to get under your skin. Granted it doesn't make it any less damaging. What you should do is attack her in some other sort of way. If she goes racial, you tell her to go make a sandwich or if its a guy make light of his weight and etc.
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01-24-2010, 10:37 AM
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#89 | | Where's my RS Christmas Lobster?!
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Originally Posted by pK-diU- LOL +1 to whoever said do the handjerk motion and theoretically jizz all over her car whilst making cum faces/noises | should have fingered her first, then use your other hand to jack off your own finger...if that makes sense.
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01-24-2010, 11:35 AM
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#90 | | WOAH! i think Vtec just kicked in!
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Originally Posted by saiko haha, you guys are awsome. Lotsa great ideas and humour to make me think lightly of this.
As for approaching her, I don't think that's a good idea. She was pretty big, and I'm quite a small guy that doesn't scream "intimidation". | Honestly, anyone's first reaction would be anger.
But you gotta look at the situation from a holistic view -- someone who would so easily say something so disgusting probably has severe insecurities and doesn't have many friends of other ethnicities. People are a product of their environment; and if you hurled it back etc., the negative energy would just keep propagating.
I used to get really angry at shit like this, but have learned to toss it off -- in the end it makes the world a better place.
The most you can do is feel sorry for people like this and realize how fortunate you are to have a more holistic appreciation of society etc!
Shit; didn't realize you couldn't thank your own posts lol.
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01-24-2010, 12:16 PM
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#91 | | Banned (ABWS)
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If it's a girl you gotta make fun of her weight.
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01-24-2010, 12:25 PM
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#92 | | NEWBIE ACCOUNT!
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You are a racist and always will be it's just in your blood.......
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01-24-2010, 03:11 PM
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#93 | | My homepage has been set to RS
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01-24-2010, 10:18 PM
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#94 | | Rs has made me the woman i am today!
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This has happened to me a few times.
I get dangerously cut off and then I honk and then the guy get's pissed at me like it's my fault?
lol that shit pisses me off.. when it's blatantly their fault they get pissed at you instead of saying sorry or giving you the wave...
anyways.. that last time I got cut off and the guy got pissed at me.. I cut him off. then i slowed down. when he changed lanes i changed lanes.. until i cut him off so close that he couldn't move anymore, I pretty much boxed him in to the curb. I literally waited there for a bout 30-45seconds. just staring at him.
then I left and went on my merry way..
but, i didn't feel that great after the fact.. but it sure felt good during the whole thing..
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01-25-2010, 11:05 AM
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#95 | | My homepage has been set to RS
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Originally Posted by mx703 This has happened to me a few times.
I get dangerously cut off and then I honk and then the guy get's pissed at me like it's my fault?
lol that shit pisses me off.. when it's blatantly their fault they get pissed at you instead of saying sorry or giving you the wave...
anyways.. that last time I got cut off and the guy got pissed at me.. I cut him off. then i slowed down. when he changed lanes i changed lanes.. until i cut him off so close that he couldn't move anymore, I pretty much boxed him in to the curb. I literally waited there for a bout 30-45seconds. just staring at him.
then I left and went on my merry way..
but, i felt great after that.. it sure felt awesome during the whole thing.. | fixed for you :{D
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01-27-2010, 03:58 PM
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#96 | | Banned (ABWS)
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Damn just happened to me!
Did a lane change and for some reason some guy took offense to it? Lol so he gave me finger and did the crazy head sign towards me. Haha so I fingered him back and remembering this thread I laughed it off.... But then I flipped out all of a sudden and started chasing him over the burrard street bridge and he thought I was a psycho and sped off haha but I kept chasing him. He was switching lanes to lose me lol.
My wife and her mom were in the car and kept telling me to calm down. Funny cause this was my first roadrage. Deep down I was hoping he would step out of his car at broadway/burrard so I could khtfo Posted via RS Mobile | |
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04-12-2010, 11:56 PM
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Something like this happened to me to today. I was driving on SW Marine Drive and their was a slight curve and he was driving WAYY over the speed limit since I was going at 60-70km and he caught up from like 100m away within seconds as we approach the turn. He signals in the middle of the curve/turn and TRIES to merge into my lane right away, he didn't even wait for me to MAYBE step on the brakes and let him in, he just went for it before I could even react. I was in his blind spot and for sure he didn't shoulder check.
So I honked the shit outta him and at the light he stares at me and starts making awkward gestures at me since we were side by side, I was like...  WTF fuck you *middle finger* and he starts using his fingers to pull his eyes back to make some slanty-eyed gesture...like wow... rofl I just told him to fuck off and cut him off, took some pictures of his car and couldn't really get his license plate though. He turned into some street after we hit New West, not sure if he saw that I had my phone out and started snapping pictures left and right
His car was decked in some company's advertisements, so I'll be giving his "Collagen" company a nice email and possibly phone call. Oh btw, the guy was in his late late 30's - late 40's or early 50's with a women passenger, possibly wife. The wife didn't do anything. Fucking idiots I swear, you don't shoulder check while merging into my lane and almost taking out my entire front bumper and STILL have the audacity to pretend like it was my fault? Wow..
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04-13-2010, 12:10 AM
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#98 | | Guest
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Originally Posted by Jenson Button
Something like this happened to me to today. I was driving on SW Marine Drive and their was a slight curve and he was driving WAYY over the speed limit since I was going at 60-70km and he caught up from like 100m away within seconds as we approach the turn. He signals in the middle of the curve/turn and TRIES to merge into my lane right away, he didn't even wait for me to MAYBE step on the brakes and let him in, he just went for it before I could even react. I was in his blind spot and for sure he didn't shoulder check.
So I honked the shit outta him and at the light he stares at me and starts making awkward gestures at me since we were side by side, I was like... WTF fuck you *middle finger* and he starts using his fingers to pull his eyes back to make some slanty-eyed gesture...like wow... rofl I just told him to fuck off and cut him off, took some pictures of his car and couldn't really get his license plate though. He turned into some street after we hit New West, not sure if he saw that I had my phone out and started snapping pictures left and right
His car was decked in some company's advertisements, so I'll be giving his "Collagen" company a nice email and possibly phone call. Oh btw, the guy was in his late late 30's - late 40's or early 50's with a women passenger, possibly wife. The wife didn't do anything. Fucking idiots I swear, you don't shoulder check while merging into my lane and almost taking out my entire front bumper and STILL have the audacity to pretend like it was my fault? Wow.. | Why did you have to make a big deal of it? It takes two sides to build up a road rage. You are no less at fault than the other guy.
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04-13-2010, 12:35 AM
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#99 | | 2013, 2016, 2017 & 2018 NHL Fantasy RS1 Champion
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How is that making a big deal? He literally twisted his body 180 to face me and started to talk shit to me through his window and started making obscene gestures vs. My "fuck you" and middle finger?
That's a big deal?
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04-13-2010, 05:10 AM
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#100 | | OMGWTFBBQ is a common word I say everyday
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i would blast chinese music drown out her voice and open the window make sure she hears, i may even follow her home and blast music in front of her house at 3am
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