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04-13-2010, 12:39 PM
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#101 | | What hasn't Killed me, has made me more tolerant of RS!
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04-13-2010, 12:46 PM
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#102 | | y'all better put some respeck on my name
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Originally Posted by Jenson Button  ^
How is that making a big deal? He literally twisted his body 180 to face me and started to talk shit to me through his window and started making obscene gestures vs. My "fuck you" and middle finger?
That's a big deal? | I think he meant that you provoked it by honking the horn. You could have ignored the driver but if I was in your position I would have also honked.
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04-13-2010, 12:51 PM
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#103 | | Prince of the Apes
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I would say to myself, am I guna have to slap a bitch?
When someone cuts me off I pretty much have a 1 second freak out and then get over it, I'll call them a few words but i won't do it straight to their face, too lazy to roll the window down :P. I'm pretty sure people have called me many words while i zip past them but hey what ever, i probably wont ever see you again in my life.
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04-13-2010, 03:01 PM
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#104 | | 14 dolla balla & Bradford Chow aint got nothing on me!
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i would accelerate, cut her off, and slam it into 2nd, slow down to a stop, and when she tries to get out, accelerate slowly again. And repeat.
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04-13-2010, 05:13 PM
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#105 | | I wish I was where I was when I wished I was here
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Originally Posted by Jenson Button
His car was decked in some company's advertisements, so I'll be giving his "Collagen" company a nice email and possibly phone call.
| Sounds like my old boss from a company I used to work for. He has a Denali, and never shoulder checks.
We once got an e-mail complaint saying how dangerous his driving his and especially in his company truck that's completely decked out in company advertisements he should be nicer and follow all the rules of the road for better publicity.
My boss e-mailed back "Go fuck yourself" 
The lady then e-mailed back "I will be telling everybody I know how such a horrible company you guys are."
Where my boss then replied "Please refer to previous e-mail"
I laughed so hard when I read the e-mails.
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04-13-2010, 05:24 PM
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#106 | | easy e
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"Goosfraba"
I have chosen to "walk" away from whatever happens on the road. Not worth it. If I see someone approaching me from the right lane, I choose to leave a bit of space infront of me incase he pulls a dick move.
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04-13-2010, 05:25 PM
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#107 | | 2013, 2016, 2017 & 2018 NHL Fantasy RS1 Champion
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Originally Posted by Jah Gekko I think he meant that you provoked it by honking the horn. You could have ignored the driver but if I was in your position I would have also honked. |  Quote:
Originally Posted by hchang Sounds like my old boss from a company I used to work for. He has a Denali, and never shoulder checks.
We once got an e-mail complaint saying how dangerous his driving his and especially in his company truck that's completely decked out in company advertisements he should be nicer and follow all the rules of the road for better publicity.
My boss e-mailed back "Go fuck yourself"
The lady then e-mailed back "I will be telling everybody I know how such a horrible company you guys are."
Where my boss then replied "Please refer to previous e-mail"
I laughed so hard when I read the e-mails. | I found their company site and didn't know Blackberry 9700 took such great pictures, it clearly showed his license plate in his KIA. Called the company and asked to speak to the owner/manager but he wasn't in so I talked with the son of the company owner and he wrote everything down. He told me he'll find out who it was and the story behind it and give me a call back after. Also emailed him the pictures I took of the car. I hope the idiot gets fired.
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08-30-2010, 04:46 PM
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#108 | | No Duplicate Accounts Allowed
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throw your fucking pennies at her gay car
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08-30-2010, 05:05 PM
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#109 | | 14 dolla balla aint got nothing on me!
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But yeah, there are some pretty rude drivers out there.
Other day in my dads car we reached a 4 way stop and was about to turn left.
Some fat asian dude across from us arrived later than us and totally ignored the stop sign and kept driving straight.
My dad honked and him and the guy just fingered us and gave some weird look at us.
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08-30-2010, 05:22 PM
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#110 | | My dinner reheated before my turbo spooled
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i would tail gate the bitch, then i would probably rip passed her car.. if i was realy mad though i would just straight ram her in the rear and bounce..
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08-30-2010, 06:02 PM
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#111 | | I contribute to threads in the offtopic forum
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you shoulda called her an undereducated arian cracker.
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08-30-2010, 06:50 PM
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#112 | | Banned (BBM)
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Originally Posted by xJTranx throw your fucking pennies at her gay car | way to bump an old thread, genius  | |
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08-30-2010, 07:14 PM
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#113 | | Rs has made me the man i am today!
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Originally Posted by Phil@rise you shoulda called her an undereducated arian cracker. | Arian? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arianism
Please try again, maybe rethink the use of the word "undereducated" 
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08-31-2010, 09:35 AM
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#114 | | Glorious Gaming PC Master Race
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get out your camera phone set to record, walk over, film her plates, and ask her to repeat that for youtube.
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08-31-2010, 10:07 AM
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#115 | | Willing to sell a family member for a few minutes on RS
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08-31-2010, 10:55 AM
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#116 | | RS.net, helping ugly ppl have sex since 2001
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Take out my trusty crowbar.
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08-31-2010, 11:28 AM
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#117 | | I am Hook'd on RS
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Originally Posted by Jenson Button
I found their company site and didn't know Blackberry 9700 took such great pictures, it clearly showed his license plate in his KIA. Called the company and asked to speak to the owner/manager but he wasn't in so I talked with the son of the company owner and he wrote everything down. He told me he'll find out who it was and the story behind it and give me a call back after. Also emailed him the pictures I took of the car. I hope the idiot gets fired. | Since this was bumped, curious what happened?
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09-01-2010, 11:56 PM
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#118 | | I don't get it
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Originally Posted by Greenstoner Well, Chinese are usually stereotyped as small, vulnerable, bad at driving and bad English.
This is a main reason, at least that's what I think, most of the people pick on Asian (Chinese or Korean and Japanese) more often than EI because EI can usually speak better English to fight their way back. If there are more Asian defending for themselves in this kind of situation rather than shrug it off, I think racial slurs or name calling would be decrease by whole lot. They would still be racist, but you would hear less things that are uncalled for. | Weird because I'm EI and young asians are the ones that I would not fuck with at all
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09-02-2010, 05:50 AM
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#119 | | I answer every Emotion with an emoticon
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JUST smile at her.. it will make her even more pissed off... the more she gets pissed the more you smile or even laugh.. haha...
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09-02-2010, 09:15 AM
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#120 | | To me, there is the Internet and there is RS
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When people yell at me in traffic for no reason (or because I flipped them off or something for cutting me off, etc) I pop in a CD of EI music that I have and crank the shit out of it...confuses them every time (I'm white) Quote:
Originally Posted by hchang Sounds like my old boss from a company I used to work for. He has a Denali, and never shoulder checks.
We once got an e-mail complaint saying how dangerous his driving his and especially in his company truck that's completely decked out in company advertisements he should be nicer and follow all the rules of the road for better publicity.
My boss e-mailed back "Go fuck yourself"
The lady then e-mailed back "I will be telling everybody I know how such a horrible company you guys are."
Where my boss then replied "Please refer to previous e-mail"
I laughed so hard when I read the e-mails. | how does this guy manage to keep a company running? Quote:
Originally Posted by Nintensity This thought came to mind. Is it legal to vacate our vehicle in a non-parking area without turning our emergency lights on? (aka. middle of the street, intersection, etc.)
Might sound stupid but I just want to know just in case this happens in the future.... | I know this is a reply to an old post but it's illegal to leave the car while stopped in traffic or whatever, I believe it's called vehicular abandonment or something.
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09-02-2010, 11:33 AM
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#121 | | My homepage has been set to RS
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haha, i'm reminded of this situation when i was in my teens, not road rage but i was waiting for my parents in zellers and i'm not sure why, i wasn't wearing a red vest or anything but this white guy yelled at me from across an aisle. asking me where a particular item was. at first i didn't know he was talking to me, so i ignored him. after ignoring him for 30 seconds, he got pissed off so he said, 'hello!!! do you know english?'
i calmly replied: 'does it look like i fucking work here! how's this for fucking english??!!! ' ....he walked away without another word. lol
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09-02-2010, 11:39 AM
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#122 | | Ask me about how I answered the question "How fat is TOO fat?"
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for second i thought this was a thread about different racial slurs...
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09-02-2010, 06:17 PM
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#123 | | I wish I was where I was when I wished I was here
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Originally Posted by FerrariEnzo JUST smile at her.. it will make her even more pissed off... the more she gets pissed the more you smile or even laugh.. haha... | Turn to her, start pretending to jerk it and smile.
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how does this guy manage to keep a company running?
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Originally Posted by underscore
I know this is a reply to an old post but it's illegal to leave the car while stopped in traffic or whatever, I believe it's called vehicular abandonment or something.
| In the post you quoted it says in an Intersection or Middle Of the Street.
I don't think it matters to leave your car at a light unless you're interfering with traffic?
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09-02-2010, 07:59 PM
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#124 | | RS has made me the bitter person i am today!
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i would just get some hot green lemon and honey tea and watch king of queens and forget all about it. Not worth cursing back at such a non classy stupid biatch.
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09-02-2010, 08:06 PM
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#125 | | Rs has made me the woman i am today!
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Show her your cock.
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