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Old 02-17-2010, 09:45 AM   #26
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Waaaaaaaaaay too man to list. My favorite of the moment:

Nelson Muntz: [talking to a group of kids] The thing about huckleberries is, once you've had fresh, you'll never go back to canned.
[Skinner walks by]
Nelson Muntz: Uh, um... uh, so anyway, I kicked the guy's ass!
[Skinner nods and walks off]
Nelson Muntz: Now, if the berries are too tart, I just dust them with confectioner's sugar.
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Old 02-17-2010, 10:31 AM   #29
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[the Simpsons are in an office with two FBI men letting them know about going to the federal witness protection program]
FBI man 1: Tell you what, Mr. Simpson, from now on your name is Homer Thompson,at Terror Lake.Let's just practice a bit, hmmmm? So when I say hello Mr. Thompson, you say hi.
Homer: Check!
FBI man 1: Hello, Mr. Thompson.
[Homer stares blankly]
FBI man 1: [pause]
FBI man 1: Now, remember, your name is Homer Thompson.
Homer: I gotcha!
FBI man 1: Hello, Mr. Thompson.
[again Homer stares blankly]
FBI man 1: [FBI men stare at each other]
[hours pass by]
FBI man 1: [frustrated] Argh... Now when I say "Hello Mr. Thompson" and press down on your foot, you smile and nod.
Homer: No problem.
[stepping hard on Homer's foot]
FBI man 1: Hello, Mr. Thompson.
[Homer stares blankly again for a few seconds]
Homer: [whispering to the FBI man next to him] I think he's talking to you.
[FBI man gives up]
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Groundskeeper Willie: "I 'ate your dog and I 'ate what he did on the lawn!"
Bart: "Oh! you HATE my dog..."
Groundskeeper Willie: "That's what I said!"

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Homer: "I am so smart! S-M-R-T! I mean S-M-A-R-T!"
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Old 02-17-2010, 11:08 AM   #32
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Groundskeeper Willie: "I 'ate your dog and I 'ate what he did on the lawn!"
Bart: "Oh! you HATE my dog..."
Groundskeeper Willie: "That's what I said!"
you forget something at the end along the lines of...

Groundskeeper Willie: "And i 'ate what your dog left on ma carpet...THATS RIGHT YOU HEARD ME"
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How do the berries taste, Ralph?

They taste like... burning! (keels over)
LOL a lot of good quotes from that episode imo especially from milhouse, hes a lil bitch lol

ralph singing the canadian anthem
and martin doing his dance.

http://www.wtso.net/movie/11-The_Sim...4_Das_Bus.html

flanders: maude and i sell religious hook rugs over the internet
homer: internet eh
flanders: yes indeedy making some good scracth too
homer: scratch eh
flanders: yep
homer: maud eh (with a sleazy look)
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Old 02-17-2010, 12:05 PM   #34
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Old 02-17-2010, 12:43 PM   #35
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Homer: I am so smart.. S-M-R-T,.... i mean, S-M-A-R-T

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Homer: "Kids, you tried your best, and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try"
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Old 02-17-2010, 04:52 PM   #39
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Rod Flanders: Hurry, let's climb down
Bart: Ok but don't let our hands touch, it's gay
Rod Flanders: What does gay mean?
Bart: Ummm, it means you used to be afraid but not you're not
Rod Flanders: I'm gay daddy i'm gay, Mrs. Simpson made me gay
Marge: Uhh, I believe he says, he's okay
Ned Flanders: *gives Marge dirty look*
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Old 02-17-2010, 08:05 PM   #42
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this was when maggie was missing and they suspected moe had her at his house and was gonna throw her into the oven and wiggum barges into his house and says "SCUM! FREEZEBAG! . . . wow, you never get that mixed up."

gets me all the time.

and later on in that episode
Moe: oh, dont hold me back, im going in.
Homer: we're not, your shirt is caught in that bush.
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Old 02-17-2010, 09:23 PM   #44
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Sherry or Terri: I'm so hungry I could eat at Arby's!
Rest of Class: Oh my god, she really is hungry!

**homer thinking of ned flanders in spandex ski suit**
Flanders:" Feels like im wearing nothin at all, nothin at all, nothin at all.."
Homer: Stupid sexy flanders!
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Old 02-18-2010, 02:10 AM   #45
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If Bart can be el barto i can be [writes el homo on wall]

Hey! I came here to be drugged, electrocuted and probed, not insulted!

Marge, it takes two to lie, one to lie and one to listen.
hahaa that el homo part makes me laugh everytime.
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Ralph: Is Lisa home?
Homer: She's in the can, go away
Ralph: Yes sir, I do anything for Lisa
Homer: Anything eh...
*Ralph on the roof mixing some tar*
Ralph: Mr. Simpson, the fumes are making me dizzy
Homer: Yeah, they'll do that
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Shelbyville Manhattan: Yes! And marry our cousins.
Jebediah Springfield: I was- wha... what are you talking about, Shelbyville? Why would we want to marry our cousins?
Shelbyville Manhattan: Because they're so attractive. I... I thought that was the whole point of this journey.
Jebediah Springfield: Absolutely not!
Shelbyville Manhattan: I tell you, I won't live in a town that robs men of the right to marry their cousins!
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Marge: To what?
Homer: Chesty La Rue.
Marge: CHESTY LARUE?
Homer: Just try it for two weeks. If you don't like it, you can be Busty St. Claire.
Marge: I don't want to be Chesty La Rue or Busty St. Claire.
Homer: Fine. Hooty McBoob it is.
Marge: Goodnight, Homer.
Homer: Goodnight, Hooty.
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