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Old 05-05-2014, 01:35 PM   #51
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The episode where marge becomes a cop

Tweaker - "just tell me when were gonna get the freakin Guns!!!"

Wiggum - "listen buddy, I'm not giving you a thing until you tell me your name"

Tweaker "I've had it up to here with your 'rules'!!!"
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Old 05-05-2014, 01:42 PM   #52
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Homer: OOOOH look at me, Marge, I'm making people Happy! I'm the magical man, from HappyLand, who lives in a gumdrop house on Lollipop Laaaaane!!!!...... By the way I was being sarcastic.

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Old 05-05-2014, 01:44 PM   #53
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Old 05-05-2014, 01:54 PM   #54
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Old 05-05-2014, 03:06 PM   #55
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which episode is this again?
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Can someone tell good or unusual dating spots? Or what was your the most unusual date? THanks for sharing!
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Old 05-05-2014, 03:33 PM   #56
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Old 05-05-2014, 03:52 PM   #58
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I saw this episode for the first time in a while last week and can't get it out of my head. So funny
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Old 05-05-2014, 04:30 PM   #60
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Homer: You know Maggie, the sooner kids talk the sooner they talk back. I hope you never say a word.

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Old 05-05-2014, 04:42 PM   #61
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marge: no, he's a scientist
homer: batman's a scientist...
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Old 05-05-2014, 05:16 PM   #62
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maude: excuse me, i don't think we're talking about love here. i think we're talking about S-E-X infront of the C-H-I-L-D-R-E-N
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I think RS had a mega simpsons thread back in the day, ran up quite a bit of pages too.

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Just the first 20 seconds. Couldn't find a shorter version.
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