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Old 05-05-2014, 02:35 PM   #51
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The episode where marge becomes a cop

Tweaker - "just tell me when were gonna get the freakin Guns!!!"

Wiggum - "listen buddy, I'm not giving you a thing until you tell me your name"

Tweaker "I've had it up to here with your 'rules'!!!"
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Homer: OOOOH look at me, Marge, I'm making people Happy! I'm the magical man, from HappyLand, who lives in a gumdrop house on Lollipop Laaaaane!!!!...... By the way I was being sarcastic.

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Old 05-05-2014, 02:44 PM   #53
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Old 05-05-2014, 02:54 PM   #54
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Old 05-05-2014, 04:06 PM   #55
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which episode is this again?
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Old 05-05-2014, 04:33 PM   #56
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Old 05-05-2014, 04:39 PM   #57
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Old 05-05-2014, 04:52 PM   #58
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Old 05-05-2014, 05:08 PM   #59
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Old 05-05-2014, 05:30 PM   #60
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Homer: You know Maggie, the sooner kids talk the sooner they talk back. I hope you never say a word.

Maggie: Daddy.
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Old 05-05-2014, 05:42 PM   #61
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marge: no, he's a scientist
homer: batman's a scientist...
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Old 05-05-2014, 06:16 PM   #62
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maude: excuse me, i don't think we're talking about love here. i think we're talking about S-E-X infront of the C-H-I-L-D-R-E-N
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Old 05-05-2014, 06:27 PM   #64
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I think RS had a mega simpsons thread back in the day, ran up quite a bit of pages too.

Mother: Seymour! The house is on fire!!
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Just the first 20 seconds. Couldn't find a shorter version.

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Old 05-05-2014, 08:39 PM   #72
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"Sir that comes out of my paycheque! If I had a girlfriend she'd kill me."
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Old 05-05-2014, 10:08 PM   #75
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