:facepalm:

Im just laughing at the fact that some one will have to buy deordorant just for the ass.

:speechless::failed:

Ass deodorant could really sell if marketed properly IMO.

Not if anything has to be inserted.
Even the best marketing team in the world couldn't make the public think "gggaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyy"


Now activated carbon filter pant liners?
That could really take off!

Kinda like a maxi pad that you just tape to the inside of your jeans.
1 less thing to fret about on a hot first date.

^You'd still hear it with a filter...

i agree. especially when a coworker told me that anal bleaching was appearantly a high demand business in vancouver. i'm sure those same ppl getting it would like to have their farts smell like potpourri as well.

It would be a delight farting everyday

Whether you've lost the key to your own suitcase and need to get it open in a hurry or you're trying to plant some contraband in your dodgy roommate's bag, this clever hack has to be seen to be believed.

Watch the video above to see how a pen can be turned into a suitcase cracking tool. In the demonstration they use a ballpoint pen to exert pressure on the zipper of a suitcase. The pressure causes the teeth to separate, effectively opening the suitcase.

The secret sauce in this hack of dubious ethics, however, isn't the pen (you could always slice a suitcase open with a knife if you wanted in that badly after all) but in the zipper mechanism itself. Zippers are self healing and if you run the zipper pull (still securely locked to the other pull, we might add) along the zipper track you'll reseal the suitcase as though you were never there.

Wow, shaved 3 seconds off my day, thanks!

i don't understand why you keep coming in here if you hate this thread and it's content so much

Well, if you need 3 entire seconds to tie your shoelaces you clearly need all the help you can get. :fullofwin:

I just want to see the latest fails :fullofwin:
1.5 seconds per shoe, sorry if I'm not a pro lacer like you :fullofwin:

Or do you just suck at teh maths? :fullofwin:

lol what a jerk

failed Blinky after seeing this :fullofwin: comeback post

Well, after a month you will have an extra 1m30s. :fullofwin:

^ jeans work better

for resharpeninig blades, jeans work better

Now that is a useful post! Will try next time

Although I don't know if I'd want to use the same blade for a year... Guess you'd have to disinfect it instead of replace it

buuuuuuuuuuuuuump

100 life hacks right here :D
http://i.imgur.com/52QXa.jpg

contribooting

(taken from lifehacker.com)

Step one:
Order your popcorn, and if you really don’t give a fuck, some chocolate based candy. For the sake of this tutorial, I’ve selected peanut M&Ms. Warning: Don’t get Raisinets. They’re a disgusting abomination and you’re a terrible person if you like them. Keep your fruit out of my candy.
http://www.chicagogluttons.com/wp-co...y1-715x953.jpg

Actual retail price: $65.00

Step two:
Procede to the butter station and get ready to amaze your friends and get dropped from your health insurance. The key here is to grab a straw (or a few) and insert it at least halfway into the bag.
http://www.chicagogluttons.com/wp-co..._2-715x536.jpg


Resist the urge to take a bump.

Step three:
Now, carefully place the exposed tip directly underneath the butter nozzle and drain that shit.(pause?)
http://www.chicagogluttons.com/wp-co..._3-715x953.jpg


I can't believe it works!



Repeat at a different depths until the theater manager asks you to leave, or you’re until your void of self esteem.
http://www.chicagogluttons.com/wp-co..._5-715x536.jpg

The shit should look like a disco ball.

Step four:
Dump the chocolate covered candy in that mf’er and jam some pieces deep with the butter straw. The occasional butter covered M&M will really cut the saltiness and enable you to pound down more popcorn.
http://www.chicagogluttons.com/wp-co...es-715x536.jpg

^ ...how is that a life hack?