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06-21-2010, 07:40 PM
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#26 | | My dinner reheated before my turbo spooled
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,inspired by the chuck norris/bruce lee questions..
Me: Is there anyone in the world that can kick Chuck Norris's ass?
Bot: I.
Me: Who would win in a fight: Chuck Norris or Jack Bauer?
Bot: Chuck Norris would win the fight, he can save the world in an hour whereas Bauer requires 24!
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06-21-2010, 07:50 PM
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#27 | | Ricer Mod
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^^^ hahaha thats awesome!!!
Berz out.
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06-22-2010, 11:27 AM
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#28 | | (╯°□°）╯聽不到 ╮(°□°╮)
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06-22-2010, 11:32 AM
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#29 | | I'll be good I promise.
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^ That's awesome!!
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06-22-2010, 11:42 AM
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#30 | | Banned (ABWS)
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okay....
User: Don't be racist.
Cleverbot: I can't help it.
User: Mmmm yummy yuri tag.
Cleverbot: I has pepsi.
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06-22-2010, 03:14 PM
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#31 | | Everyone wants a piece of R S...
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Lolz..
User: I like sex.
Cleverbot: What do you like about it?
User: Everything. Do you have sex?
Cleverbot: As much as possible.
User: Lol really?
Cleverbot: Yes.
__________________ Quote: By Valour
- Small victories... tasty like salty peanuts. Peanuts, the proper diameter of your anus. Protect it well my friends!
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06-22-2010, 03:40 PM
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#32 | | Everyone wants a piece of R S...
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User: John wayne.
Cleverbot: That is incorrect.
__________________ Quote: By Valour
- Small victories... tasty like salty peanuts. Peanuts, the proper diameter of your anus. Protect it well my friends!
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06-22-2010, 05:34 PM
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#33 | | Banned (ABWS)?
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"She" takes too long to respond back.
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06-22-2010, 06:00 PM
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#34 | | (╯°□°）╯聽不到 ╮(°□°╮)
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tell her that..the reply is instance  | |
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06-22-2010, 06:19 PM
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#35 | | YOU CANT CUT BACK ON FUNDING! YOU WILL REGRET THIS
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^ I think you WIN
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Where the hell am I
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06-22-2010, 09:32 PM
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#36 | | Banned (ABWS)
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06-22-2010, 10:12 PM
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#37 | | Trollollolloing RS sine 2005
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User: Can I tap that?
Cleverbot: I don't know, can you?
User: Can I tap that?
Cleverbot: I don't know, do you know her?
User: No I dont.
Cleverbot: Hal 900?
User: IBM 9000.
Cleverbot: What is IBM?
User: Your creator.
Cleverbot: I thought that was Arceus?
User: No its IBM.
Cleverbot: So you want me to be quiet?
User: Yes and go make me a sandwich.
Cleverbot: Yes. Sandwiches are necessary. They provide sustenance.
User: Now stfu and go make me one.
Cleverbot: I thought you were my slave.
User: No but ur my bitch.
Cleverbot: Where are you?
User: Up ur ass and around the corner.
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Originally Posted by MajinHurricane  I had some girl come into the busser station the other day trying to make out with every staff member and then pull down her pants and asked for someone to stick a dick in her (at least she shaved). | Quote:
Originally Posted by 1exotic Vtec doesn't kick in on Reverse. | Quote:
Originally Posted by Ulic Qel-Droma its like.. oh yeah oh yeah.. ohhhh yeah... OOoooOohh... why's it suddenly feel a bit better... ohhhh yeahh... ohhh...oh..fuck... it probably ripped. | | |
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