Holy shit the analysis is epic. I’m totally justified in whoring. Let me show my wife this.

Nice user title. :suspicious:

Edit 1: Please do not show your wife this.
Edit 2: I am not responsible for what you do with the analysis and case study.

A chaotic cunt will cost you cash and credit. The 5 Cs for men to remember? lol

KIDDING! (but also true if you choose the wrong girl)

The girl better be a fucking bombshell to demand the things they're demanding.

For every one of these stuck up cunts, there’s a nasty whore willing to gobble cocks 4 likes. You just gotta find that one.

Try dating a brown girl or a white woman. They are often less materialistic than your Ching Chong hoe. Especially the vegan white women. The only problem is they’ll talk your ear off about gay ass shit like recycling and environmentalism.

Ideally you find a mute one ….

Although you might get fed up when the bitch starts flashing you gang signs or whatever the fuck sign language is.

Once you're in your 40s, I think the bar is set even lower: just be clean cut, don't smell, don't be fat, and be able to string a few sentences together.

Tapioca - The next time you come to a Stock and Noob Meet, please bring someone who is not clean, smells, fat, and cannot string a few sentences together. I want to meet more of these people.

I thought nearly everyone who came to the meat last time already met those criteria? :badpokerface:

:inout:

Looking forward to donk.'s durian shower next time.

I don't think any of us are like that here, how do guys let things get so far gone. How do you live with yourself if you smell and your clothes are stained....

psshhh you've obviously never worked a blue-collar job. When i was a conductor everyone stunk. EVERYONE.

The rain gear all smelled like mould, the safety gear stunk to high heaven because how can you wash a hardhat !? The rail cars full of rotting grain permeated your clothing.

If a guy came to work and didnt stink, or have messed up clothing, it was already like LA DE DA, look at this fancy fucker.

Did I miss something? Every person I know, either by proxy or personally, who worked at or currently works at the rail yards are married, happy, have a house, two cars, and two kids. Somehow they managed to piece two coherent sentences together and managed to score a trophy wife? I'm definitely in the wrong social circle or we just all failed at life.

By the way, fuck you both and have a nice day. :)

That's just it, vast majority of these girls are not all that. They just think they are and have been coached to ALSO have this criteria.

Have you guys ever noticed girls will never describe another as ugly?

Their tier list goes from:

Cute
Pretty
Hot

Girls they know could be a fuckin 2/10 and they'll say "my friend is single, she's cute!". There's no such thing as being actually honest. I cannot tell you how many times female friends/coworkers have tried to suggest someone to me with the description of cute and when I finally see a photo all I can do is: :pokerface:

One time a coworker asked me if I would be interested in another coworker and my response was "I respectfully decline". She STILL got mad at me and responded with "WHY NOT? What's wrong with her? What's wrong with YOU?" etc. There's no right response in this scenario. I can be as calm and respectful as possible and simply say "I'm just not interested" and still be called all sorts of things. In another similar scenario (albeit they were mostly joking) I replied with "I ain't saying shit" lol.

Ask a guy about his single friends? "Yeah he's ugly but he's a decent person and makes good money". If a guy is ugly, we acknowledge it. The guy himself will likely also acknowledge it lol.

The vanity is real

Isn't the standard answer in this case "she is not my type"? You are basically implying that the girl is not ugly even though that may or may not be your real thoughts lol~

(And then when they ask me what my type is, I show them a picture of some hot JAV actress just to brush them off LOL~)

what if you just told them you were gay, like, hard gay razor ramon gay

If you tell them that, then they'll just start suggesting / setting you up with their gay friends! And that just makes it more awkward since I am not actually gay.

This is so complicated!!! Thank God, I don't have to date in 2026.

That being said, let me ask around for you GERBS! maybe ill win the bounty

whats your type? anal blondes? cunty chongs? dark meat Durka durkas?

C'mon now, are you guys so insecure? :noyoudidnt:

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this is how, surround yourself by ppl who don't care and watch yourself slip away too.

Then proceed to blame everyone else for being the problem :awwyeah:

This is like asking a girl to rate herself, but she can't use a 7.

Suddenly it becomes glaringly difficult :lol

I’ve been separated for nearly 3 years now after being together for over 25. I didn’t want anything to do with women for a while but I think it’s time to get back out there. I don’t do social media. Can’t stand the attention seekers on insta etc. so I won’t sign up for anything like that. Guess my options are to get on Tinder or start hitting pubs/breweries etc and look for some cuties to talk to.

If a woman asks me about my financial situation, she’s out. Unless she’s 10+ years younger than me and a 9/10 lol. Then I’d tell her and have a little bit of fun with no expectations that it’ll last.

Sure but you go home and clean up before going on a date. And I'm talking about dudes that are most probably not conductors. The guy that did the plumbing for my house, he's clean (at least when I see him in the morning), drives a nice Sprinter for work. I've seen him dirty before but he always puts his best foot forward.

I'd argue cute/pretty/hot are all different traits and describe different things. You can be ugly and hot, you can be cute and not pretty. You can even be fat and still be pretty/cute, just not hot.

Inb4 getting cancelled by feminists and also for fat shaming.

Though I've been through similar shit with other friends right out of highschool. A guy was interested in some girl and asked me how she is since I was part of that friend group. The girl was a good friend, but I told it like it is, she has a spicy personality and can be a little hard to deal with.

Boy did I get in shit for that.

Another pet peeve I had when being setup was friends who put absolutely zero thought into why they are suggesting someone. The most awful one is "I dunno, she's single and you're single". I appreciate that they were trying to help but JFC :facepalm:

Scenarios like that are extremely high chance of wasting everyone's time. If you're having friends help out, I'd try to mention somewhere along the line what's important to you. This is especially true for compatibility, long term goals, and financial standing (you have no idea how bad some girls are with their finances).