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korean girls r hot, there are lots of potentially hot looking north koreans if only they adapt the south korean life style...
this shows how brainwashed north koreans are, if there were to make some sort of unification, dont expect it all to happen in a matter of 20 years, there are generations and generation of north koreans that grew up to the socialist system and live in content
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A video of a pretty Korean girl heaping praise on the socialist system of the DPRK has gone viral in recent months. Her message is clear: life in her country is a socialist paradise, while in West poverty and chaos are rampant. The young woman, Pak Jin Jun, introduces herself as a student at Pyongyang Teacher's University. Throughout the video, Pak's voiceover praises the Korean socialist system, which guarantees a life of happiness and serenity to all of its residents. Jubilant scenes depict the whole family clapping their hands and singing. A far cry, she tells us, from the misery of the capitalist world that conspires against the great Kim Jong-Il, and where the people kill themselves and die of hunger.
Every time I hear Dear Leader I think about that Simpson's episode when he joins the cult.
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Probably because he tells it like it is and knows hockey better than you two dipshits? People respect his opinions, not like you two dipshits? He has a solid income, not like you two dipshits?
Some interesting "facts" about Kim Jong Il, along with some actual facts that don't require "quotes"
“Fact” 1 : He had a “supernatural” birth – According to North Korean historical literature, Kim Jong-il was born in a log cabin inside a secret base on Korea’s most sacred mountain, Mt. Paekdu. At the moment of his birth, a bright star lit up the sky, the seasons spontaneously changed from winter to spring, and rainbows appeared. This contradicts way less interesting Western accounts of his birth, which state the dictator was born in a guerrilla camp in Russia, while his father was on the run from the Japanese. As he grew older, the rumor spread that his mood could control the weather. As you might imagine, North Korean textbooks are very Kim-centric. School children were taught that Kim does not produce urine or feces like a regular human. He transcends that.
“Fact” 2: He was loved the world over – According to the state run North Korean media, Kim Jong-il was the most prominent statesman in the world, and people in countries the whole planet over celebrate his birthday with films and festivals. In reality, most nations were confused and annoyed by his erratic foreign policy decisions on important issues such as N. Korea’s nuclear program.
“Fact” 3: He was the best natural golfer in history – In 1994 news organizations in Pyongyang reported on the opening of the first ever golf course in the communist nation of North Korea. “Dear Leader”, as he enjoyed being called, had never played before but he wanted to give it a try. Turns out he was by far the best natural golfer ever known to human-kind. He reportedly shot 38 under par on the regulation 18 hole golf course. That is 25 shots better than the best round in history. Oh, did I mention that his score included no fewer than 5 holes in one? It did. All seventeen of his bodyguards who witnessed the event swear to the authenticity of this story.
“Fact” 4: He invented the hamburger – Any influences from American society have long ago been banned in North Korea. This let Mr. Kim free to invent all kinds of “new” items and claim them as his own. One of his more popular ideas was a food item that he called the “double bread and meat”. On this side of reality we call it a hamburger. He said he developed this “meat on a bun” sandwich to ensure quality nutrition to university students. There is still no word on if he had a hand in the development of beer, or as he might have called it “carbonated amber inhibition reducing fluid”.
From the just crazy enough to be true files: The following items are true. You can’t say Mr. Kim didn’t live large.
Fact 5: He once kidnapped a prominent director to film a Godzilla movie for him – True. Shin Sang-ok, a South Korean filmmaker, was kidnapped under the orders of Kim Jong-il, sent to prison, and eventually forced to make a film called Pulgasari that was basically a communist propaganda version of Godzilla. By all accounts the film was terrible, but Kim loved it, and wanted to make a sequel. In 1986, he began working on a deal with an Austrian film company to distribute that film, and took Shin to go meet with them in Vienna. In Vienna, he managed to escape, and, after a taxi chase with some of Kim’s bodyguards, Shin found safety in the American embassy. He later made his way to the United States where he made a movie staring Hulk Hogan and Jim Varney.
Fact 6: He had disabled and short people deported from his capital – In preparation for the World Festival of Youth and Students in 1989, Kim Jong- il had disabled residents removed from Pyongyang. Mr. Kim was at most 5′ 3″ tall even with platform shoes and bouffant hair. He hated his short stature and disliked short people in general. He had governmental officials distribute pamphlets advertising a wonder drug that would increase the height of short people. Those who responded to the pamphlets were sent away to different uninhabited islands along with the disabled in an attempt to rid the next generation of their supposedly substandard genes.
Fact 7: At one time Kim was the world’s biggest buyer of Hennessy – True. Back in the early 1990′s Hennessy, the makers of fine cognac, stated that indeed Kim Jong- il was it’s best customer, spending about $600,000 to $850,000 annually on the liquor. He was partial to the Paradis cognac, which can sell for over $700 per bottle. In comparison, the average North Korean makes about $1000 per year.
Fact 8: He built a city that was made just to be looked at - This is true. The city of Kijong-Dong is very real, but it isn’t exactly a typical city. It is a propaganda city that was originally built in the 1950s by Kim Jong-il’s father right on the border between the two Koreas, this was to display the North’s superiority to the South and also to encourage people to defect. The city has no actual residents, but an extensive effort has been put forth to simulate a functioning city, including lights on set timers, and street sweepers to create an illusion of activity. Surveillance has revealed that the units lack window glass, and some buildings are just concrete shells that don’t even have interior rooms. The city also houses the world’s largest flagpole, complete with a 300lb. North Korean flag.
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The only ocean creature you can call yourself is the giant squid. He's the destroyer of ships, and the eater of seamen. At least you share one of those traits. -Hypa
mixed girls that look predominatly asian with subtle caucasian features=what i'd give my left nut for -6chr0nic4
How do you brainwash people?,, Dont they have intelligent poeple who can grow up and question what the fuck is wrong with their country and leader?
Its like living under a well!. What is the final purpose for the NK leader to live in such system?, Why does this "God" want nothing good for the people and make the entire country living in the 1980s.
Its hard for me to understand how NK is still shitty NK, while SK is booming. Is the entire country delusional??Lets wait for another 50yrs and maybe they will be inbreeding too much and everyone will have downs like the Kim family.
Side Note: hire a better fucking stylist for your haircuts. God damn it, My cat cuts better hair than that.
How do you brainwash people?,, Dont they have intelligent poeple who can grow up and question what the fuck is wrong with their country and leader?
Its like living under a well!. What is the final purpose for the NK leader to live in such system?, Why does this "God" want nothing good for the people and make the entire country living in the 1980s.
Its hard for me to understand how NK is still shitty NK, while SK is booming. Is the entire country delusional??Lets wait for another 50yrs and maybe they will be inbreeding too much and everyone will have downs like the Kim family.
Side Note: hire a better fucking stylist for your haircuts. God damn it, My cat cuts better hair than that.
its simple, everyone is taught to obey the dear leader while growing up and that the dear leader provides the best there is to his people + not being able to learn/know whats going on on the other side of the world = brainwashed people that think theyre living the perfect life
anyone that raises the slightest question gets removed and sent else where to either work as a slave or get shot
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I had some girl come into the busser station the other day trying to make out with every staff member and then pull down her pants and asked for someone to stick a dick in her (at least she shaved).
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Vtec doesn't kick in on Reverse.
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its like.. oh yeah oh yeah.. ohhhh yeah... OOoooOohh... why's it suddenly feel a bit better... ohhhh yeahh... ohhh...oh..fuck... it probably ripped.
Not to be a troll, but a lot of Kim Jong Il's claims are less ridiculous than those found in the bible... So, speaking of brainwashed
Not really, everything is actually attributed to something unseen before, whereas this is attributed to a man who can't take a shit properly.
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The only ocean creature you can call yourself is the giant squid. He's the destroyer of ships, and the eater of seamen. At least you share one of those traits. -Hypa
mixed girls that look predominatly asian with subtle caucasian features=what i'd give my left nut for -6chr0nic4
I think a man claiming to not taking shits, and being really good at golf is a bit more realistic than claiming the earth is thousands of years old, and someone put 2 of every animal in a boat
I think a man claiming to not taking shits, and being really good at golf is a bit more realistic than claiming the earth is thousands of years old, and someone put 2 of every animal in a boat
the devil put it there to test us ?
I do hope N & S Korea's unite.
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The only ocean creature you can call yourself is the giant squid. He's the destroyer of ships, and the eater of seamen. At least you share one of those traits. -Hypa
mixed girls that look predominatly asian with subtle caucasian features=what i'd give my left nut for -6chr0nic4
It's refreshing to discuss religion with you, The7even, so few religious people are willing to realise blind faith is never a good thing and accept that some church doctrine is not even remotely based in logic.
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Not to be a troll, but a lot of Kim Jong Il's claims are less ridiculous than the chance of naturalistic evolution by random chance
Billions of years and conservatively decillions of organisms, natural evolution isn't difficult to accept once you comprehend the shear number of times life has been created and natural selection has taken place.
its simple, everyone is taught to obey the dear leader while growing up and that the dear leader provides the best there is to his people + not being able to learn/know whats going on on the other side of the world = brainwashed people that think theyre living the perfect life
anyone that raises the slightest question gets removed and sent else where to either work as a slave or get shot
If my family member or friends were taken away, wouldn't that trigger more questions from other people in the family or friends circle. Unless they can remove everyone thats linked to everyone else.
Anyways, it just doesnt seem to make any sense to me.
Regarding the bible claim, I found out it doesnt really make sense to me, so I prevented further brainwashing.
Perhaps there are lots of people who pretends to be brainwashed so that they dont get punished. They are probably celebrating that their God actually died.
How do you brainwash people?,, Dont they have intelligent poeple who can grow up and question what the fuck is wrong with their country and leader?
Its like living under a well!. What is the final purpose for the NK leader to live in such system?, Why does this "God" want nothing good for the people and make the entire country living in the 1980s.
Its hard for me to understand how NK is still shitty NK, while SK is booming. Is the entire country delusional??Lets wait for another 50yrs and maybe they will be inbreeding too much and everyone will have downs like the Kim family.
Side Note: hire a better fucking stylist for your haircuts. God damn it, My cat cuts better hair than that.
It happens all the time. NK takes it to the extreme, but in Thailand, they have a King. That King is loved by everyone and it seemed like once a week the entire population wore either a blue or yellow t-shirt to celebrate and honor either the king, or his wife.
So you say, well thats fine. Royalty is ceremonial, so who cares. Well, the King exerts a lot more 'control' than would ever be admitted.
How do you brainwash people?,, Dont they have intelligent poeple who can grow up and question what the fuck is wrong with their country and leader?
Its like living under a well!. What is the final purpose for the NK leader to live in such system?, Why does this "God" want nothing good for the people and make the entire country living in the 1980s.
Its hard for me to understand how NK is still shitty NK, while SK is booming. Is the entire country delusional??Lets wait for another 50yrs and maybe they will be inbreeding too much and everyone will have downs like the Kim family.
Side Note: hire a better fucking stylist for your haircuts. God damn it, My cat cuts better hair than that.
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