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Old 06-13-2012, 11:24 AM   #51
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if you are too shy/embarrassed to buy condoms....you shouldn't be having sex b/c you probably suck at it....and maybe cry a little bit after.

or, you could ask your mom to buy them for you.

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two male teens came into the pharmacy to buy condoms the other day. I've never seen anyone split pay a box of condoms before . Anyways I gave them a nod of approval as they left. Coming from a pharmacist, I don't think most people really care.

edit: at least you're not an old lady who came and showed me what she shat out the previous night...
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two male teens came into the pharmacy to buy condoms the other day. I've never seen anyone split pay a box of condoms before . Anyways I gave them a nod of approval as they left. Coming from a pharmacist, I don't think most people really care.

edit: at least you're not an old lady who came and showed me what she shat out the previous night...
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two male teens came into the pharmacy to buy condoms the other day. I've never seen anyone split pay a box of condoms before . Anyways I gave them a nod of approval as they left. Coming from a pharmacist, I don't think most people really care.

edit: at least you're not an old lady who came and showed me what she shat out the previous night...
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Go to a Bar or club if you re old enough, and slide $2 into the dispenser thats in the washroom
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OP, if you are really feeling uncomfortable - buy them online from a reputable store and ship them to point bobs....
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- elderly lady comes in who is a regular
- asks me for advice
- whips out a ziplock bag with paper towels, qtip and a fucking long sprout..everything stained brown of course
- tells me she is concerned but told me she had sprouts
- i am bertstaring while i assure her there is nothing wrong
- fight urge to puke and walk away
- is this real life?
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- elderly lady comes in who is a regular
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- whips out a ziplock bag with paper towels, qtip and a fucking long sprout..everything stained brown of course
- tells me she is concerned but told me she had sprouts
- i am bertstaring while i assure her there is nothing wrong
- fight urge to puke and walk away
- is this real life?


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Old 06-13-2012, 03:04 PM   #65
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- elderly lady comes in who is a regular
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- whips out a ziplock bag with paper towels, qtip and a fucking long sprout..everything stained brown of course
- tells me she is concerned but told me she had sprouts
- i am bertstaring while i assure her there is nothing wrong
- fight urge to puke and walk away
- is this real life?

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Best thread on rs for a while, this reminds me of putting a condomn on a banana in hs! HahahahabhH

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Just go into any gay bar on Davie street and in the bathrooms they have huge bowls of free condoms and lube. Don't ask how I know this.
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OP, are they the extra small size ones?


I'm predicting 5 pages by noon........



Speaking of high school...... I knew this guy who carried a condom in his wallet. It would conveniently fall out whenever he took out his wallet.

In front of the whole cafeteria crowd one day, I yelled, "Jesus christ, Vinnie, that's the same fucking condom you've had for the last three years!" Vinnie was pretty embarrassed and stopped showing off his condoms from that day on. Yeah, I was a little mean, but fuck........
haha you said but fuck.
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you can buy rubber gloves from the dollar store (the yellow ones) and just cut out what you need...i'm guessing the pinkie finger part...
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Surprised OP doesnt have custom title by now.

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- elderly lady comes in who is a regular
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- whips out a ziplock bag with paper towels, qtip and a fucking long sprout..everything stained brown of course
- tells me she is concerned but told me she had sprouts
- i am bertstaring while i assure her there is nothing wrong
- fight urge to puke and walk away
- is this real life?
watre sprouts? serious question
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I like to know........
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