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doritos 06-13-2012 01:20 AM

buying condoms discreetly
 
Where do you guys go to buy them if you feel uncomfortable to always go to the supermarket, pharmacy in front of people etc...

pinn3r 06-13-2012 01:25 AM

how do you get pussy
if you are a pussy

walk in there with confidence and that i'm getting laid tonite face and just fucking BUY IT

BrRsn 06-13-2012 01:30 AM

/end thread ^


Make it interesting. Buy some duct tape, a can of whipping cream, a bottle of cheap dealcoholized wine, a chef's knife, pack of redbull and a 20 pack of condoms ... wait for reactions :fullofwin:

MindBomber 06-13-2012 01:32 AM

How old are you?

BrRsn 06-13-2012 01:35 AM

OCCUPATION:
Boss
SCHOOL:
UBC


:facepalm: the years of WoW and Diablo have left you severely socially crippled my friend. It's ok, its an epidemic sweeping our age group.




Stay safe OP.

SkinnyPupp 06-13-2012 01:37 AM

:lawl: @ this thread

BrRsn 06-13-2012 01:38 AM

also this:

http://www.revscene.net/forums/66693...ur-ex-sex.html

did your ex say yes? :troll:

noventa 06-13-2012 01:41 AM

now would be a good time for that "Fuck yeah" face

bballguy 06-13-2012 01:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dhillon09 (Post 7945981)
:facepalm: the years of WoW and Diablo have left you severely socially crippled my friend. It's ok, its an epidemic sweeping our age group.

Nah, OP usually just uses bag of Doritos...hence da username...

StylinRed 06-13-2012 02:35 AM

bareback it then

jerche 06-13-2012 02:41 AM

Who needs to buy when you can it for free?

Get them at school, clinics or stock up at Celebs on Tuesdays
No confrontation, just grab and go :fullofwin:

Matlock 06-13-2012 04:12 AM

One thing I used to do back in the day is buy a whole bunch of shit with the condoms.

For example, at Costco I'd have a roasted chicken, some protein powder, a box of salad, a 1000 pack of condoms, and a loaf of bread.

Doing this obviously makes the condoms invisible to the untrained eye.

negged. 06-13-2012 04:48 AM

just buy it bro. Or even better, find a hot chick working the cashier and use her aisle. Otherwise, just go somewhere with self-checkout and do it yourself lol.

SkinnyPupp 06-13-2012 05:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Matlock (Post 7946018)
One thing I used to do back in the day is buy a whole bunch of shit with the condoms.

For example, at Costco I'd have a roasted chicken, some protein powder, a box of salad, a 1000 pack of condoms, and a loaf of bread.

Doing this obviously makes the condoms invisible to the untrained eye.

Just don't be like Homer and buy them along with whiskey, porno mags, and an enema kit :fuckthatshit:


ODStryker00 06-13-2012 06:04 AM

self check-out.

7seven 06-13-2012 06:05 AM

How old is the op, in highschool?

If anything you should be proud to be buying condoms, means your getting laid

Vansterdam 06-13-2012 06:06 AM

:seriously:

murd0c 06-13-2012 06:39 AM

Get the chick your going to fuck to buy them :troll:

FerrariEnzo 06-13-2012 06:48 AM

Just dont have sex... lmao...

Glove 06-13-2012 07:18 AM

lol, when I used to buy em I used to try and choose which cashier would feel most uncomtorable touching the box and swiping it,

youd think that old women 60+ would be phased by it, but not one of them even flinched when they swiped the barcode,

young girls on the other hand, its awsome to watch their faces.

Redlines_Daily 06-13-2012 07:34 AM

I suggest you buy them from the pharmacy or pharmacy section in your grocery store. Those folks are used to talking about all sorts of weird health problems, they aren't going to bat an eye at someone buying a box of condoms.

I know your feel bro, when I was in high school I was a bit nervous to do it too, but once you get older you'll realize it's no big deal. Just remember that there are probably hundreds(or dozens?) of people buying condoms there every day. Like the others said, walk in with confidence and you'll be much happier with yourself :)

GLOW 06-13-2012 07:35 AM

online from china :ilied:

just pull out, it works 100% of the time half of the time :troll:

MG1 06-13-2012 07:36 AM

OP, are they the extra small size ones?


I'm predicting 5 pages by noon........



Speaking of high school...... I knew this guy who carried a condom in his wallet. It would conveniently fall out whenever he took out his wallet.

In front of the whole cafeteria crowd one day, I yelled, "Jesus christ, Vinnie, that's the same fucking condom you've had for the last three years!" Vinnie was pretty embarrassed and stopped showing off his condoms from that day on. Yeah, I was a little mean, but fuck........

drunkrussian 06-13-2012 07:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Matlock (Post 7946018)
One thing I used to do back in the day is buy a whole bunch of shit with the condoms.

For example, at Costco I'd have a roasted chicken, some protein powder, a box of salad, a 1000 pack of condoms, and a loaf of bread.

Doing this obviously makes the condoms invisible to the untrained eye.

that just sounds like ur gonna get jacked and fuck a chicken

ziggyx 06-13-2012 07:36 AM



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