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07-22-2025, 10:22 AM
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#35751 | | Willing to sell a family member for a few minutes on RS
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well since you are already in the middle of nowhere, you might as well go up to Prince George, or 100 mile/160km house and make friends with yogi bear and honey boo boo.
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07-22-2025, 11:58 AM
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#35752 | | OMGWTFBBQ is a common word I say everyday
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Someone ban this goober, hasnt even shared a single poon pounding story for the rest of us on ball and chain for life. | Why would a 6'5 giga chad in a corvette need pooning stories 
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07-22-2025, 01:29 PM
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#35753 | | Willing to sell a family member for a few minutes on RS
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Cuz he had a fight with a naan bread and is thinking of going lavash now
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07-22-2025, 01:44 PM
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#35754 | | Los Bastardo owned my ass at least once
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Originally Posted by Gerbs Why would a 6'5 giga chad Home Owner in a corvette need pooning stories | | |
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07-22-2025, 01:58 PM
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#35755 | | Rs has made me the woman i am today!
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Originally Posted by 68style You’re looking at the wrong type of houses in the wrong type of area too… Capitol Hill is just a “name” community, no reason to be there besides status of the name, you can plop yourself anywhere on the C Train line and be downtown in 20 minutes by transit or less driving and not be in some bullshit white and black EI build skinny home on half of what used to be a C2 zoned res lot they cut into 2 for profit.
I mean I’m all the way up in Hawkwood and I can drive to downtown core in 21 minutes. Not that I ever really go there to be honest. | I'm actually headed to Tuscany Village for dinner tonight so I'll get to see what it's like to be in the "sticks". Part of the appeal of Capitol Hill would be to be near the friends we're staying with - our kids are close in age and the idea of living steps from a friend or family member like that would be so great (we pushed my wife's brother really hard about building a duplex together for that reason - now's he's in the fucking sticks in Steveston).
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Originally Posted by 68style Why no visit me?  | I can only handle seeing so many whiteys per day and Calgary's whitey per 100k count is way higher than Vancouver's. I keep hearing really nasty rumours here that Asian women are your crack cocaine so I gotta keep the wife away from you.
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07-22-2025, 02:07 PM
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Capitol Hill is only 11km from my house! Tuscany is actually a bit farther... slightly newer neighbourhood and last stop on the C-Train line. I was going to buy there, but the extra 5 minutes trip up Crowchild and dealing with 12 Mile Coulee being like the only fricking way out of the place made me skip it. I heard a rumour from long term Calgary people recently that they purposely made Tuscany hard to get in/out of to keep riff raff out hahaha
If you look up Crowfoot Crossing, I'm only 5 minutes walk from there so I can walk to anything that's there (3 grocery stores, tonnes of smaller chains, 5 banks, Keg, Joey's, Cactus Club, Indigo Books, Famous Players theatre) if I want to... but I rarely do.
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07-22-2025, 02:23 PM
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#35757 | | Los Bastardo owned my ass at least once
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Can someone explain to me Calgary architecture?
There's some pretty 2000s modern wanna be houses for like $2-3m around dt. Then further north you can find like 2000s mc mansions for like $800k to $2m. Which I see no value cuz that's Vancouver prices.
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07-22-2025, 02:35 PM
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#35758 | | Los Bastardo owned my ass at least once
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07-22-2025, 02:42 PM
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Originally Posted by supafamous I keep hearing really nasty rumours here that Asian women are your crack cocaine so I gotta keep the wife away from you. | It's not a rumour. It's true.
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07-22-2025, 02:57 PM
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Originally Posted by JDMDreams | Nothing to explain, do the same search in Vancouver’s except your wtf house will be listed for $10M instead of $3M
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07-22-2025, 03:01 PM
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Originally Posted by Badhobz make friends with yogi bear and honey boo boo. | I think Honey Boo Boo is a real person, not Yogi Bear's little buddy. 
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07-22-2025, 03:02 PM
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#35762 | | OMGWTFBBQ is a common word I say everyday
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If I had $3M i'm staying in van, y'all crazy
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07-22-2025, 03:06 PM
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Honestly if I had $3M I don’t think I’d stay in Canada at all… nothing appeals enough to me, Van is a shitshow in way more ways than just housing costs… the traffic alone is enough to drive you mad.
Go somewhere nice and warm and temperate year round without the rain.
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07-22-2025, 03:10 PM
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Originally Posted by 68style Go somewhere nice and warm and temperate year round without the rain. | You just described Southern California. See you at Deus. 
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07-22-2025, 03:31 PM
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#35765 | | Los Bastardo owned my ass at least once
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So Jason 2000 was right. USA #1.
$3m in Calgary doesn't make sense, when you can buy 5000 sq+ houses in Burnaby, Coquitlam, white rock, Langley all day everyday.
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07-22-2025, 03:48 PM
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#35766 | | Willing to sell a family member for a few minutes on RS
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Or just live in a fuckin normal sized house that’s nice.
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Originally Posted by boostfever Westopher is correct. | Quote:
Originally Posted by fsy82 seems like you got a dick up your ass well..get that checked | Quote:
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07-22-2025, 03:51 PM
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#35767 | | Willing to sell a family member for a few minutes on RS
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normal? you mean a 500sqft peasant hovel they call an "apartment" nowadays? THOSE ARE TRASH! i grew up in one of those and look how poorly i turned out.
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07-22-2025, 04:16 PM
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#35768 | | OMGWTFBBQ is a common word I say everyday
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Originally Posted by westopher Or just live in a fuckin normal sized house that’s nice. | Is normal 1,500 sqft or 2,400 sqft
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07-22-2025, 04:34 PM
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#35769 | | Willing to sell a family member for a few minutes on RS
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I mean, somewhere well under 5000 haha. We are a family of 3 with a dog in 1200 sq/ft and nothing about it feels small at all other than the bathrooms are a bit small. 1500 would be PLENTY.
I don’t get the point of taking your 3 mil and then moving into some tacky super mansion in Calgary for 3 mil. Move into a million dollar house and buy 5 awesome cars and still have a million dollars for vacations when you realize living in alberta makes you want to kill yourself for 7+ months a year.
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07-22-2025, 04:51 PM
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#35770 | | Willing to sell a family member for a few minutes on RS
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thats cuz youre not a guangdong hoarder. 1500sqft would take no time at all to fill up full of trash
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07-22-2025, 04:56 PM
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#35771 | | Willing to sell a family member for a few minutes on RS
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lol that’s the thing. Everyone’s parents back in Berta are the worst hoarders. Cosmo magazines from 1997? Absolutely. Clothes that smell like mothballs with holes in them? Of course. 300 dvd cases with no DVDs? Why not? It’s such a weird way to live. It’s like seeing those homeless dudes walk around with carts full of damaged PVC piping, 3 hubcaps and a rusty refrigerator compressor. Like what the fuck are you gonna do with that shit.
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07-22-2025, 04:59 PM
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Originally Posted by bcrdukes You just described Southern California. See you at Deus. | No.
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07-22-2025, 06:10 PM
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Originally Posted by 68style No. | Did you snort cocaine with Jason00S2000 or something?
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07-22-2025, 06:41 PM
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#35774 | | I have named my kids VIC and VLS
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Originally Posted by westopher lol that’s the thing. Everyone’s parents back in Berta are the worst hoarders. Cosmo magazines from 1997? Absolutely. Clothes that smell like mothballs with holes in them? Of course. 300 dvd cases with no DVDs? Why not? It’s such a weird way to live. It’s like seeing those homeless dudes walk around with carts full of damaged PVC piping, 3 hubcaps and a rusty refrigerator compressor. Like what the fuck are you gonna do with that shit. | Because that’s the “good stuff”
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07-22-2025, 07:07 PM
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#35775 | | I *heart* Revscene.net very Muchie
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Originally Posted by JDMDreams | Avoid the northeast
Unless you just gotta have your daily fix of Marlborough Mall
Something like this is just over $1mill in a nice postal code https://www.realtor.ca/real-estate/2...ry-arbour-lake
Once the clearly old and white people move out, you can vaporized the odors away and start anew.
Edit again https://www.realtor.ca/real-estate/2...lgary-hawkwood
Some nice renovations and another decent postal code
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