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10-05-2012, 01:13 AM
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#26 | | I only answer to my username, my real name is Irrelevant!
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Edit: im not sure if this is allowed in here
so remove it if it isnt?
This is the website of the company selling the alcohol Their website is NSFW >>>>> gspirits.com <<<<< Their website is NSFW 
Last edited by Graeme S; 10-06-2012 at 11:27 PM.
Reason: De-URL'd but left behind. Just in case.
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10-05-2012, 02:29 AM
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#27 | | I told him no, what y'all do?
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Originally Posted by Gridlock  You know what I can get for a $30 bottle of Bacardi?
An actual girl naked, in my home.
Getting her to pour the second half of the bottle over her tits would be easier than the first half. | Do you have a lick-her-license? 
I wonder if the makers have some screening in place. Girl has a yeast infection or something and it trickles down to her vag before it gets to the bottom and in to the bottle 
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10-05-2012, 12:54 PM
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#28 | | Banned By Establishment
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Can I pay extra to have my booze poured over real tits?
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10-05-2012, 04:09 PM
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#29 | | ...in the world.
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The guy that says "Dude, you gotta try this rum. It was poured all over some chick's tits!" has got to be a hit at parties.
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10-05-2012, 09:22 PM
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#30 | | Official Texas Ambassador
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Originally Posted by Ronin The guy that says "Dude, you gotta try this rum. It was poured all over some chick's tits!" has got to be a hit at parties. |
If that's what impresses the people he parties with, he parties with real douchebags.
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10-05-2012, 09:34 PM
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#31 | | ...in the world.
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Where's the sarcasm font? I can't find it.
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10-06-2012, 02:55 AM
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#32 | | I *heart* Revscene.net very Muchie
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Originally Posted by StylinRed Edit: im not sure if this is allowed in here
so remove it if it isnt?
This is the website of the company selling the alcohol Their website is NSFW >>>>> Home - gspirits1s Webseite! <<<<< Their website is NSFW | great i click the website & girl walked by & then saw me look at naked girls with liquor, there is no way i get myself out of this one & not even telling the truth would work period
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Originally Posted by hk20000 I went up to a cute chick and asked her if she'd let me take a photo of her for $30 she slapped me, she said to me that "I AIN'T A WHORE!"
But other than that I have seen every car on display in DTP just by cruising about in Richmond, thank you very much for collecting them together and get someone to sing a cover for "fuck you".
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10-06-2012, 05:55 PM
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#33 | | i like gifs
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Originally Posted by ae101 great i click the website & girl walked by & then saw me look at naked girls with liquor, there is no way i get myself out of this one & not even telling the truth would work period |  | |
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10-06-2012, 06:26 PM
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#34 | | I contribute to threads in the offtopic forum
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If I was going to buy this, I rather the liquor get drizzled down her back, slide down her cheeks, through her crack, and back into the bottle
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10-06-2012, 08:38 PM
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#35 | | I Will not Admit my Addiction to RS
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mine just caught me too, I told her to get over here in scorpion voice, told her to take off her shirt, then I poured myself a shot.
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10-06-2012, 11:28 PM
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#36 | | The Lone Wanderator
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Originally Posted by Ronin Where's the sarcasm font? I can't find it. | | |
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10-07-2012, 09:18 AM
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#37 | | The Brown Reason
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what a wonderful way to get an STI
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10-07-2012, 10:47 AM
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#38 | | I WANT MY 10 YEARS BACK FROM RS.net!
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how does one get sti from contacting boobs...even breast milk it's almost impossible
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10-07-2012, 11:53 PM
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#39 | | My dinner reheated before my turbo spooled
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Major caveat of this is that most models' breasts are small/flat/next to nothing, unless we're talking about swimsuit models and not runway models, there's no material differenece between a model's boobs and that of your own.
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