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Old 10-05-2012, 01:13 AM   #26
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so remove it if it isnt?

This is the website of the company selling the alcohol Their website is NSFW >>>>> gspirits.com <<<<< Their website is NSFW
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Old 10-05-2012, 02:29 AM   #27
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You know what I can get for a $30 bottle of Bacardi?

An actual girl naked, in my home.

Getting her to pour the second half of the bottle over her tits would be easier than the first half.
Do you have a lick-her-license?

I wonder if the makers have some screening in place. Girl has a yeast infection or something and it trickles down to her vag before it gets to the bottom and in to the bottle
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Can I pay extra to have my booze poured over real tits?
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Old 10-05-2012, 04:09 PM   #29
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The guy that says "Dude, you gotta try this rum. It was poured all over some chick's tits!" has got to be a hit at parties.
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Old 10-05-2012, 09:22 PM   #30
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The guy that says "Dude, you gotta try this rum. It was poured all over some chick's tits!" has got to be a hit at parties.

If that's what impresses the people he parties with, he parties with real douchebags.
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Old 10-05-2012, 09:34 PM   #31
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Old 10-06-2012, 02:55 AM   #32
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Edit: im not sure if this is allowed in here


so remove it if it isnt?

This is the website of the company selling the alcohol Their website is NSFW >>>>> Home - gspirits1s Webseite! <<<<< Their website is NSFW
great i click the website & girl walked by & then saw me look at naked girls with liquor, there is no way i get myself out of this one & not even telling the truth would work period
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I went up to a cute chick and asked her if she'd let me take a photo of her for $30 she slapped me, she said to me that "I AIN'T A WHORE!"

But other than that I have seen every car on display in DTP just by cruising about in Richmond, thank you very much for collecting them together and get someone to sing a cover for "fuck you".

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wtf man? what the hell kind of women do you go for? spca is for animals not dates...
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great i click the website & girl walked by & then saw me look at naked girls with liquor, there is no way i get myself out of this one & not even telling the truth would work period
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Old 10-06-2012, 06:26 PM   #34
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If I was going to buy this, I rather the liquor get drizzled down her back, slide down her cheeks, through her crack, and back into the bottle
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Old 10-06-2012, 08:38 PM   #35
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mine just caught me too, I told her to get over here in scorpion voice, told her to take off her shirt, then I poured myself a shot.
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Old 10-06-2012, 11:28 PM   #36
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what a wonderful way to get an STI
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Old 10-07-2012, 10:47 AM   #38
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how does one get sti from contacting boobs...even breast milk it's almost impossible
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Major caveat of this is that most models' breasts are small/flat/next to nothing, unless we're talking about swimsuit models and not runway models, there's no material differenece between a model's boobs and that of your own.
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