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Old 01-06-2014, 06:57 AM   #8501
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Can't get enough of this 24/7 goddamn. And Phil Kessel is one hilarious dude.
Imagine how good Kessel would be if he didn't sit around his apartment all day playing video games and watching TV.

Dat beer gut
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Old 01-06-2014, 07:16 AM   #8502
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Imagine how good Kessel would be if he didn't sit around his apartment all day playing video games and watching TV.

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Ovechkin isn't the most aesthetic guy around either...





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Old 01-06-2014, 07:26 AM   #8503
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That was from 2011 when the Capitals decided Ovechkin shouldn't train during the summer and to play his way into shape over the course of the season so he'd "peak" in the playoffs.

Unsurprisingly, Ovechkin had his 2 worst seasons during this period.

Now that he's back in peak condition, he's lighting up the league again.

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Old 01-06-2014, 08:08 AM   #8504
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Imagine how good Kessel would be if he didn't sit around his apartment all day playing video games and watching TV.

Dat beer gut
They prob go to the bar every night picking up bitches but wanted to look good so they "said" they stay home every night playing video games and watching movies
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Old 01-06-2014, 08:11 AM   #8505
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They prob go to the bar every night picking up bitches but wanted to look good so they "said" they stay home every night playing video games and watching movies
Did you see Bozak's room? Bitches be like
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I wonder how much laurie got paid for a one day tryout, 1000 bucks?
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Not bad. Get a jersey signed with all the players, sell it.

That'd be 1000!
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$500 bucks, and a jersey to keep, just to sit on the bench? Not bad!

Although Laurie may have shit himself just a bit when Lack got run over...
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There seems to always be a goalie scare whenever we have a non-pro back up sitting in.
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Petr Nedved made the Czech Olympic team haha blast from the past, I didn't even realize he was still playing somewhere.
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Kinda neat....Bill Laurie is the gm of goaliemonkey.com. Also did a pto with the ducks before but he said he was hoping the nucks would pull out the win
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Petr Nedved made the Czech Olympic team haha blast from the past, I didn't even realize he was still playing somewhere.
Calgary’s Jiri Hudler and Phoenix’s Radim Vrbata — the third- and fourth-leading Czech scorers in the NHL this season — have been left off, along with Florida forward Tomas Fleischmann.

Instead, the Czechs have gone with a number of veteran players, including 42-year-old ex-NHLer Peter Nedved and 30-year-old Jiri Novotny, both of whom play in the Czech Extraliga.

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Looks like a good team ... For Torino ...

Maybe the Czech's have discovered time travel?
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I guess the Czechs are tanking on purpose to get a #1 draft pick. wait a second........
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Petr Nedved?? Team Geezers for the Czechs. I can see Jagr on the team given his offensive stats at his advanced age. Nedved?
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Nowadays everybody wanna talk like they got something to be said
But nothing comes out when they move their lips
Just a bunch of gibberish
And motherfuckers act like they forgot about Nedved

Nowadays everybody wanna talk like they got something to be said
But nothing comes out when they move their lips
Just a bunch of gibberish
And motherfuckers act like they forgot about Nedved
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Petr who? He's had four seasons in the NHL with 30 or more goals.
-best part of his career was playing with the Rangers. That's it.


A soft player. You think Team Canada is trembling with fear because of this guy? Hahaha.
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cherry was on hockeycentral at noon, kept on ranting about how bieksa should be on team canada ahead of a bunch of other people. fucking senile old man
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No he wasn't ... He clearly said BIESKA ... No clue who that guy is, but he sounds like a hell of a hockey player. Also curious who this Lelongo guy is ... Cherry says he'll be starting for Team Canada.

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yea my bad, he picked bieska over hamhoose though
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Early indications are Luongo ankle injury not serious. Walking without limp. MRI fine. But Canucks still waiting on specialist's word.
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