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murd0c 01-03-2014 02:21 PM
only in Surrey
gun pulled on me
while walking in Fleetwood

Qmx323 01-03-2014 02:22 PM
Land of Chrome dub rims

lots of buddy and bro jacks

blasting loud bhangra

snowball 01-03-2014 02:36 PM
Would be great if this was the GVRD haiku thread, then we can poetry slam between any lower mainland neighbourhood!

Jegz 01-03-2014 03:28 PM
Preludes escalades
Buddy guy cousin Ricky
Scott road whalley yooooooo

Gululu 01-03-2014 04:31 PM
shitty place surrey
filthy scumbags call it home
the future dies there

:ahwow:

GLOW 01-03-2014 05:32 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gatorade (Post 8392958)
Would be great if this was the GVRD haiku thread, then we can poetry slam between any lower mainland neighbourhood!
thread would still end up only slamming surrey :troll: :ilied: :nyan:

SkinnyPupp 01-03-2014 05:44 PM
Richmond is the place
where criminals come to steal
must be from Surrey

Yup.. I tried...

Manic! 01-03-2014 05:45 PM
Lived in Surrey 2 years
Had two cars broken into Burnaby
shark Club shooting Burnaby hectic

True story. Ended up taking public transit to BCIT.

Qmx323 01-03-2014 06:41 PM
Awful driving girl

Why you no signal to turn?

dumb bitch crash and die

dat_steve 01-03-2014 06:50 PM
mayor dianne watts
milf status, yeah i'd hit it
maybe with a bat

inv4zn 01-03-2014 07:47 PM
Poem thread on Revscene :heckno:
Surprisingly decent shit :notbad:
Would def read again :troll:

vafanculo 01-03-2014 07:59 PM
Herpes syphillis
Surrey is where I got them
Next time Richmond girls
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BrRsn 01-03-2014 08:08 PM
she put squid in gushy,
richmond girl why so pushy?
win sum you dim sum

sandbox 01-03-2014 08:09 PM
shit so hectic bro
look at those rims doe
this cab smells of curry
hes in a fucking hurry
let me out of here
you drive like youve had a beer
so many hookers
not any good lookers
surrey sucks
good thing i say im from white rock
end/

Szeto 01-03-2014 08:16 PM
^haiku? ...

sandbox 01-03-2014 08:17 PM
sari

adambomb 01-03-2014 10:04 PM
surrey crack shack please
I want eighty rock of cheese
downtown not as ease
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murd0c 01-03-2014 10:08 PM
Surrey bitches is where it's at
You can either fist them
Or fuck them with a bat
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SkinnyPupp 01-03-2014 10:19 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by sandbox (Post 8393144)
shit so hectic bro
look at those rims doe
this cab smells of curry
hes in a fucking hurry
let me out of here
you drive like youve had a beer
so many hookers
not any good lookers
surrey sucks
good thing i say im from white rock
end/
such a fail attempt
don't you know how haikus work
must be from surrey

MG1 01-03-2014 11:18 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Szeto (Post 8393145)
^haiku? ...
more like hai ja ku

.............of the attempted kind

Red-nijzllab 01-03-2014 11:54 PM
buddy guy fawwk shit
rotweiler escalade fawk
donnegals hectticcc

falcon 01-04-2014 01:20 AM
I don't understand
The Surrey hate up in hurrr
Do you even lift

elwell 01-04-2014 03:24 AM
Surrey's hit n run
Maybe a car or a bat
And take your wallet

falcon 01-04-2014 06:17 PM
Been around the world
Germany, France, Spain n shit
The Prince of Fleet-hood

westopher 01-04-2014 09:31 PM
fuck you little bitch
my cousin is on his way
you are fucked now bro


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