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dbaz 01-04-2014 10:05 PM

barely an hour in
a typical buddy guy
whalley homicide


richmond trial:

dis is da wong drink
i wan my hot chocorate now
discrimination

:troll:

murd0c 01-04-2014 11:36 PM

King George and 72nd
Ozone & delaney's
save on foods

nah 01-05-2014 10:00 PM

surrey on my mind
white girl down the street is fine
bitch get in my car

westopher 01-05-2014 10:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by murd0c (Post 8393827)
King George and 72nd
Ozone & delaney's
save on foods

5, 7 then 5
Do you know what haiku means
You failed many times

FARMER 01-05-2014 10:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by westopher (Post 8394379)
5, 7 then 5
Do you know what haiku means
You failed many times

Quote:

Originally Posted by SkinnyPupp (Post 8393198)
such a fail attempt
don't you know how haikus work
must be from surrey

:fullofwin:

murd0c 01-06-2014 04:49 PM

truth I is from Surrey but its not about the Haiku's its about making fun of Surrey....

nah 01-06-2014 06:19 PM

*ding dong*got some weed?
yeah, how much do...bang bang bang
you got surrey jacked!

dbaz 01-06-2014 07:40 PM

party down the street
two a.m.; ambulances
buddy has axe wounds

o buddy, prab rai
buddy, hes the next gretzky
now has no contract

adambomb 01-07-2014 11:06 AM

we stacked buddy guy
my family business is huge
class one learners course

bensta 01-07-2014 12:10 PM

you call that a knife
this is what surrey uses
talk shit getting hit

falcon 01-07-2014 03:29 PM

Steve Nash at The Shops
Gun fight in the light of day
This is not White Rock

Live in Morgan Creek
Always say you're from White Rock
Bitch, you from Surrey

MG1 01-07-2014 06:32 PM

See, this is the kind of shit teachers should use to get students excited about poetry. So much win, this thread.

OP is a genius.............

falcon 01-07-2014 08:56 PM

I'll be honest, I forgot what a Haiku was until this thread. And now I'll never forget.

multicartual 01-08-2014 01:16 AM

Revscene is my canvas

Oh shit I better come up with a haiku

bensta 01-08-2014 12:00 PM

snitches get stitches
this is the surrey anthem
shit chlamydia

jasonturbo 01-08-2014 12:33 PM

pistol crack smoke currey
hide run live to die in hurry
not safe you surrey

freakshow 01-08-2014 01:17 PM

westcoast scene, fast cars
favourite activity
writing poetry


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