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Old 01-03-2014, 02:14 AM   #1
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five seven five lah,
why you beat dead horse dum dum?
because you are feggg
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Old 01-03-2014, 02:30 AM   #3
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five seven five lah,
why you beat dead horse dum dum?
because you are feggg

Dude you are so immature, your avatar is a car anally raping another car with a crankshaft
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Dude you are so immature, your avatar is a car anally raping another car with a crankshaft
he make haiku thread
man not follow rule he make,
insecurity.
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Old 01-03-2014, 03:52 AM   #9
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he make haiku thread
man not follow rule he make,
insecurity.

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Would you he just say something like 'Hey, fuck you and drop dead cuz I just took a shit on mother's grave and pray tell you've got herpes and the clap?"

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Old 01-03-2014, 07:24 AM   #16
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shit so hectic bro
so hectic chrome to the dome
hectic down with crown

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chrome to the dome bro
creatine protein crown coke yo
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Now this is the story all about how
How shit got hectic, turned upside down
Gimmie a minute to tell my story if you would,
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Fleetwood

In west Whalley I was born and raised
On the playground where I spent most of my days
Drinking Crown and toking, relaxing all cool
And shining up my Escalade outside of my school.

When a couple of buddys, with a bat made of chrome
Started taking it to everybody's dome
I got in one little fight, mom said "No good"
Then yelled "You're moving with your massi and massur in Fleetwood"

I whistled for a cab and when it came near the
Bumper said "Mahadev" and had a Khalsa in the mirror
He told me to "Get in" and I didn't know if I should,
But I thought nah, forget it, "Yo buddyguy to Fleetwood!"

I pulled up to a house about seven or eight
And I yelled to the cabby "Yo, buddy smell you later!"
Looked at my kingdom, as outside I stood
Then went inside to become the Prince of Fleetwood
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Would you he just say something like 'Hey, fuck you and drop dead cuz I just took a shit on mother's grave and pray tell you've got herpes and the clap?"

Something like this?

Fuck you bud-dy-guy.
taking shits on ancestors
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