Surrey Haikus
 

East Whalley Ring Road
Sixteen years a juggalo
Dirty single mom

five seven five lah,
why you beat dead horse dum dum?
because you are feggg

Dude you are so immature, your avatar is a car anally raping another car with a crankshaft

Very important thread
Surrey man interrupts it
Burn down Morgan Creek

Bought a cheeseburger
Parking cost almost as much
oh Vancouver oh.

True story. Went to save on meats and the parking cost almost as much as the cheeseburger combo and shake.

I'm multicartual.

What's a camel toe?
A slice of pie on both sides.
Fabric in between.

he make haiku thread
man not follow rule he make,
insecurity.

Passive aggressive
Class parades itself online
A rude avatar

wtf is a juggalo?

pass the crown and coke
fucking buddy guy and shit
fucking rottweiler

surrey buddy guy
chromed out rides and methed out hides
better safe than...BANG!

Would you he just say something like 'Hey, fuck you and drop dead cuz I just took a shit on mother's grave and pray tell you've got herpes and the clap?"

:badpokerface:

live in gastown loft
freethinker
buy my book today

Another phaggot thread just like the op
Posted via RS Mobile

am i doing it right?

shit so hectic bro
so hectic chrome to the dome
hectic down with crown

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_me...i0z6o1_500.gif

chrome to the dome bro
creatine protein crown coke yo
escalade cousins

this is awesome thread...........

laugh so hard, I did



inb4..... whatever happens

Now this is the story all about how
How shit got hectic, turned upside down
Gimmie a minute to tell my story if you would,
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Fleetwood

In west Whalley I was born and raised
On the playground where I spent most of my days
Drinking Crown and toking, relaxing all cool
And shining up my Escalade outside of my school.

When a couple of buddys, with a bat made of chrome
Started taking it to everybody's dome
I got in one little fight, mom said "No good"
Then yelled "You're moving with your massi and massur in Fleetwood"

I whistled for a cab and when it came near the
Bumper said "Mahadev" and had a Khalsa in the mirror
He told me to "Get in" and I didn't know if I should,
But I thought nah, forget it, "Yo buddyguy to Fleetwood!"

I pulled up to a house about seven or eight
And I yelled to the cabby "Yo, buddy smell you later!"
Looked at my kingdom, as outside I stood
Then went inside to become the Prince of Fleetwood

Something like this?

Fuck you bud-dy-guy.
taking shits on ancestors
will making cock sore



:fullofwin:

Parking lot pimping
hectic pass the crown and coke
fuck its the po po

Sex before marriage
Baby in the carriage
Left alone with disparage

Canucks game seven.
Take skytrain to Vancouver.
Riot and start fires.

My house broken into
car has been stolen
been jumped on the streets

lol'in so hard right now