i wanna stay home and be a no income household and just live like those mainlanders.

FeelsBadManFeelsBadMan

Your phone probably harbors more bacteria than that menu...

Your Cell Phone is 10 times Dirtier than a Toilet Seat

Not going to read that

Those guys are dedicated man... in my condo sometimes dumdums will park in your registered parking spot thinking it's a visitors (or, possibly, because they just don't care) it's happened to me a few times and I leave a note "Hey this isn't a visitor spot, please move your car" and you just hope it's gone in the morning... but the other day I saw a brand new Bentley parked in the registered spot of an Audi S5... well... the S5 owner came home and in a fit of ego and jealousy decided to park his car across the front of the Bentley and sat in it ALL EVENING just so he could confront the guy when he came out hahaha

I just happened to be down there washing my car when the big confrontation finally happened, so much yelling that I couldn't understand but wished so much that I could... I imagine a lot of it probably centred around an Audi owner trying to tell a Bentley owner off and the Bentley owner's ego taking over and telling him to move his piece of trash Audi, calling him a low class guy or saying his GF has tanned skin or some shit :lawl:

:lawl::lawl::lawl::lawl:
HOW DARE YOU LOOK SOUTH EAST ASIAN!!! YOU FARMER !!!!!

mainlanders are so much fun, i miss going back to shanghai.... all my relatives are a bunch of cunts.

p.s. my mom showed them a picture of my LC and my aunt was like, did he lose his job or something? he went from a maserati to a lexus (corolla)? you guys poor

Hahaha I love people who live in skewed realities... not even being facetious... I'm comfortable with my own life so it's a real kick when you don't need to be angry or jealous and just see how distorted some people get.

Tell them to enjoy the lockdowns lol

Can buy one of those $12,000 Maseratis on auto trader and save face

Yeah but my phone doesn't smell like aged soy sauce, so there's that.

And let's be honest, after reading the article, if someone said you had to either lick your phone or a toilet seat, which would you choose?

Y'all don't soap up your phone and give it a good rinse in the shower?:badpokerface:

Meh, my phone may be dirty but still cleaner than my last girlfriend

Lol my mom immediately asked if I was in financial trouble when I picked her up from the airport with my Kia during her last visit. She ended up liking my Kia a ton, but said she still wouldn't be caught dead with one because of its badge :rukidding:

just change it to that rebadge i saw on many kias and no one will notice :lol

lol do you mean that Kia SUV driving around with BMW-style kidney grills?

haha instead of the badge that says "KIA", this one

http://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/022...g?v=1649472503

Looks like someone punched out a Lexus logo

Love how off topic this thread has become. I keep clicking in here and feel like, wait am I in the "no need to start new thread" thread but nope.
Sign of the times. Covid barely registers as a point of interest /discussion anymore.

Getting the kid her kid-sized covid shot next week.

Will update in 50 years if any long term effects or not.

GG Covid. No re.

Lol all these fucking articles popping up

“Well.. most people with omicron don’t even know they have it!”

Ffs just stfu already

Got the notification that my kid's second shot is available. The problem is, there's barely any dates shown for availability to book. We're away camping next week, and it doesn't show anything past the end of august.

I'm hoping once the month rolls over they'll show dates in September. Otherwise, what a crap show. Not making it easy anymore.

Lol if we don’t know we have it I’d say it’s a good sign to not shut the planet down again, and also a good sign that either
A) vaccines make a difference
B) the virus has mutated into something that is much less worrisome
C) probably all of the above

My 3 year old got her shot a couple weeks ago. All went well, she didn't even feel the shot and was in a good mood all day with no reaction then right as quiet time was happening she threw up hard 3 times in a row lol. Of course it was spread out too. Threw up once, removed all the sheets to wash, put new ones on then came another all over the bed. Fun times.

D) the people who were gonna die died.

You must be super fun at funerals, eh?