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12-08-2025, 07:34 PM
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#351 | | Willing to sell body for a few minutes on RS
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woe, f1.2 ... here comes the blurry portraits. Brokeh time !
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12-25-2025, 09:53 AM
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#352 | | 屎忽鬼
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12-25-2025, 10:09 AM
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I see whitev70r!
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12-25-2025, 12:43 PM
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#354 | | Willing to sell body for a few minutes on RS
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Nice ... the 800mm lens in action?
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12-25-2025, 01:36 PM
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#355 | | 屎忽鬼
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No same old 100-400. I coudlnt bring myself to buy a 2500 dollar lens just to shoot coyotes. It would make sense if i liked birds, but i hate birds.
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12-25-2025, 06:53 PM
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#356 | | OMGWTFBBQ is a common word I say everyday
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Originally Posted by Badhobz i hate birds. | don’t worry about it, its not easy getting quality images.
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12-28-2025, 11:21 AM
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#357 | | 屎忽鬼
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Last edited by Badhobz; 12-28-2025 at 05:07 PM.
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12-28-2025, 03:05 PM
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#358 | | Willing to sell body for a few minutes on RS
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Nice, now you fit in on the Dyke with those old retired Chinamen and the LONG lenses. Those are pretty impressive shots! Now go to Sunset Beach and get a pic of this rare visitor! (this is NOT my pic!) https://www.ctvnews.ca/vancouver/art...een-in-canada/ 
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12-28-2025, 05:09 PM
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#359 | | 屎忽鬼
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Thanks! might allow me to yap cameras with a bunch of geezers.
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12-29-2025, 04:25 AM
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#360 | | OMGWTFBBQ is a common word I say everyday
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a while back i went to Boundary Bay when the Barn owl was causing this sort of behavior. these guys were just there to just "yap" at each other.
that little bird in Vancouver will be twice as bad. 
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12-29-2025, 06:18 AM
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#361 | | Willing to sell body for a few minutes on RS
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Hobz next purchase ... camouflage outfit!
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12-29-2025, 06:37 AM
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#362 | | 屎忽鬼
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Do they make camo in fat guy sizes ?!?
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12-29-2025, 06:53 AM
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I see an Asian lady towards the front of the photo who "looks" young but is probably 65+.
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12-29-2025, 07:57 AM
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#364 | | 屎忽鬼
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if y'all look to the right, all these photographers drive really bitch ass boring cars. Their camera setups are often 2x the value of their cars.
I see this on the dyke too where these guys carry around 20k lenses and a 8k body, but drive a CRV from 1998.
I think the prerequisite of being a wildlife photographer is some clapped out Subaru
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12-29-2025, 08:00 AM
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That photo is a premonition of your future.  | |
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12-29-2025, 08:08 AM
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#366 | | 屎忽鬼
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Disgusting.
i should have just stuck to my original hobby wishes of German prostitutes and Bolivian cocaine.
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12-29-2025, 09:31 AM
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I want you to get a Subaru so bad
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12-29-2025, 10:24 AM
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#368 | | 屎忽鬼
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if i get super bored of taking animal photos, ill just take the leap into being a pornographer. Im sure i can rent a studio somewhere in granville island and make smutty west coast porn full of women spread out on top of salmon, wearing bibs and fish net stuff
NO DAMNIT, MORE FISH!!! MOAR FISH!!!!!!!!! throw it around bitch. YEAH YOU FILET THAT SHIT! NOW SMOKE IT... SMOKE IT GOOD !!!!!!!!!!
now show me your vegan face. MORE !!! YEAH shake that VEGGY SHIT !!!
excuse me while i retreat to my lesbian subaru to develop these in lightroom.
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12-29-2025, 10:28 AM
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#369 | | Rs has made me the man i am today!
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12-29-2025, 12:25 PM
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#370 | | Los Bastardo owned my ass at least once
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Originally Posted by Badhobz if i get super bored of taking animal photos, ill just take the leap into being a pornographer. Im sure i can rent a studio somewhere in granville island and make smutty west coast porn full of women spread out on top of salmon, wearing bibs and fish net stuff
NO DAMNIT, MORE FISH!!! MOAR FISH!!!!!!!!! throw it around bitch. YEAH YOU FILET THAT SHIT! NOW SMOKE IT... SMOKE IT GOOD !!!!!!!!!!
now show me your vegan face. MORE !!! YEAH shake that VEGGY SHIT !!!
excuse me while i retreat to my lesbian subaru to develop these in lightroom. | That just sounds like AI
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12-29-2025, 03:27 PM
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#371 | | I told him no, what y'all do?
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12-29-2025, 03:48 PM
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#372 | | 屎忽鬼
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I saw some hooters today, the lighting was perfect   
Even with my super lens @ 1280mm equivalent (800x1.6 for the apsc crop), this stupid thing was tiny and very very far away. 
These clowns and their pathetic 600mm. what are you taking a shot of? ants? your f4 can eat a dick, no way you got the reach and even if you go into apsc mode, you wont have the megapixel to resolve the details.
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12-29-2025, 04:28 PM
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#373 | | OMGWTFBBQ is a common word I say everyday
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dont make me post my shitty 500mm f4 short-eareds.
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12-29-2025, 04:32 PM
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#374 | | 屎忽鬼
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Is that what they are called? Some old white lady asked me what i was shooting, i said a bird with his face smooshed in. She asked if i was a birder, i said i hate birds….. she walked away like uhhhh ill just leave now.
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12-29-2025, 04:35 PM
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#375 | | I *Fwap* *Fwap* *Fwap* to RS
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Originally Posted by Badhobz These clowns and their pathetic 600mm. what are you taking a shot of? ants? your f4 can eat a dick, no way you got the reach and even if you go into apsc mode, you wont have the megapixel to resolve the details. | Please roast me - I just picked up an Olympus 100-400mm lens and already got a dirty look from a bird photographer for having a microscopic sensor
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