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woe, f1.2 ... here comes the blurry portraits. Brokeh time !
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12-25-2025, 09:53 AM
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12-25-2025, 10:09 AM
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I see whitev70r!
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12-25-2025, 12:43 PM
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#354 | | RS.net, helping ugly ppl have sex since 2001
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Nice ... the 800mm lens in action?
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12-25-2025, 01:36 PM
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No same old 100-400. I coudlnt bring myself to buy a 2500 dollar lens just to shoot coyotes. It would make sense if i liked birds, but i hate birds.
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12-25-2025, 06:53 PM
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#356 | | OMGWTFBBQ is a common word I say everyday
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Originally Posted by Badhobz i hate birds. | don’t worry about it, its not easy getting quality images.
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12-28-2025, 11:21 AM
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12-28-2025, 03:05 PM
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Nice, now you fit in on the Dyke with those old retired Chinamen and the LONG lenses. Those are pretty impressive shots! Now go to Sunset Beach and get a pic of this rare visitor! (this is NOT my pic!) https://www.ctvnews.ca/vancouver/art...een-in-canada/
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12-28-2025, 05:09 PM
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Thanks! might allow me to yap cameras with a bunch of geezers.
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#360 | | OMGWTFBBQ is a common word I say everyday
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a while back i went to Boundary Bay when the Barn owl was causing this sort of behavior. these guys were just there to just "yap" at each other.
that little bird in Vancouver will be twice as bad.
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Hobz next purchase ... camouflage outfit!
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Do they make camo in fat guy sizes ?!?
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I see an Asian lady towards the front of the photo who "looks" young but is probably 65+.
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if y'all look to the right, all these photographers drive really bitch ass boring cars. Their camera setups are often 2x the value of their cars.
I see this on the dyke too where these guys carry around 20k lenses and a 8k body, but drive a CRV from 1998.
I think the prerequisite of being a wildlife photographer is some clapped out Subaru
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That photo is a premonition of your future. |
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Disgusting.
i should have just stuck to my original hobby wishes of German prostitutes and Bolivian cocaine.
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I want you to get a Subaru so bad
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if i get super bored of taking animal photos, ill just take the leap into being a pornographer. Im sure i can rent a studio somewhere in granville island and make smutty west coast porn full of women spread out on top of salmon, wearing bibs and fish net stuff
NO DAMNIT, MORE FISH!!! MOAR FISH!!!!!!!!! throw it around bitch. YEAH YOU FILET THAT SHIT! NOW SMOKE IT... SMOKE IT GOOD !!!!!!!!!!
now show me your vegan face. MORE !!! YEAH shake that VEGGY SHIT !!!
excuse me while i retreat to my lesbian subaru to develop these in lightroom.
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Originally Posted by Badhobz if i get super bored of taking animal photos, ill just take the leap into being a pornographer. Im sure i can rent a studio somewhere in granville island and make smutty west coast porn full of women spread out on top of salmon, wearing bibs and fish net stuff
NO DAMNIT, MORE FISH!!! MOAR FISH!!!!!!!!! throw it around bitch. YEAH YOU FILET THAT SHIT! NOW SMOKE IT... SMOKE IT GOOD !!!!!!!!!!
now show me your vegan face. MORE !!! YEAH shake that VEGGY SHIT !!!
excuse me while i retreat to my lesbian subaru to develop these in lightroom. | That just sounds like AI
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I saw some hooters today, the lighting was perfect
Even with my super lens @ 1280mm equivalent (800x1.6 for the apsc crop), this stupid thing was tiny and very very far away.
These clowns and their pathetic 600mm. what are you taking a shot of? ants? your f4 can eat a dick, no way you got the reach and even if you go into apsc mode, you wont have the megapixel to resolve the details.
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dont make me post my shitty 500mm f4 short-eareds.
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Is that what they are called? Some old white lady asked me what i was shooting, i said a bird with his face smooshed in. She asked if i was a birder, i said i hate birds….. she walked away like uhhhh ill just leave now.
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Originally Posted by Badhobz These clowns and their pathetic 600mm. what are you taking a shot of? ants? your f4 can eat a dick, no way you got the reach and even if you go into apsc mode, you wont have the megapixel to resolve the details. | Please roast me - I just picked up an Olympus 100-400mm lens and already got a dirty look from a bird photographer for having a microscopic sensor
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