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10-25-2025, 02:41 PM
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#1176 | | Rs has made me the man i am today!
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Originally Posted by RabidRat  But the difference is that she's sticking her fingers in her ass to clean it out. At least the bidet is touch-free. | Who sticks fingers IN their ass to clean?!?!? Do girls have long ass nails for a better clean?
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10-25-2025, 03:01 PM
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#1177 | | Willing to sell a family member for a few minutes on RS
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get up in there!!! you wanna go deeeeep to make sure its all cleaned out before i cummm in and wreck the place.... at least thats how i imagine this discussion goes with my future blonde prostitute before we do anal.
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10-25-2025, 04:52 PM
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#1178 | | OMGWTFBBQ is a common word I say everyday
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I think Rabid made that assumption about sticking a finger in her ass to clean it, if not, that's fucking wild.
So who here is a stander and who here is a sitting wiper?
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10-25-2025, 05:22 PM
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#1179 | | Rs has made me the man i am today!
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So are there 5 options?
Stand and wipe from the front
Stand and wipe from the back
Sit and wipe from the front
Sit and wipe from the back
Bidet
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10-25-2025, 05:51 PM
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#1180 | | JDMEK9Mod | DogWhisperer
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Originally Posted by RabidRat But the difference is that she's sticking her fingers in her ass to clean it out. At least the bidet is touch-free. | I don't think she did that...? You don't need to shove fingers into your asshole to clean yourself on the outside...
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10-25-2025, 06:08 PM
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#1181 | | Hacked RS to become a mod
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Shit
Pull junk up, flush
Wipe
Baby wipe
Dry wipe
Flush again
Enjoy stain free undies and itch free bunghole for the rest of the day
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10-25-2025, 09:38 PM
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#1182 | | Performance Moderator
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Originally Posted by mikemhg I think Rabid made that assumption about sticking a finger in her ass to clean it, if not, that's fucking wild.
So who here is a stander and who here is a sitting wiper? | I stand with you
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10-26-2025, 07:32 AM
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#1183 | | JDMEK9Mod | DogWhisperer
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Originally Posted by SSM_DC5 So are there 5 options?
Stand and wipe from the front
Stand and wipe from the back
Sit and wipe from the front
Sit and wipe from the back
Bidet | 6. Hop in shower, clean yourself with soap and water
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10-26-2025, 07:40 AM
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#1184 | | RS.net, helping ugly ppl have sex since 2001
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Yah ... what the hell are you weirdos doing? Shittin in public places (#1 no no, never, avoid at all cost) through the day? Especially people living in HK.
Do it at home in the morning, then shower, you're good to go.
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10-26-2025, 08:09 AM
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#1185 | | To me, there is the Internet and there is RS
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You poop at home for free? Do it at work and get paid for it.
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10-26-2025, 08:28 AM
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It astonishes me how some of you are capable of holding it all work day and then going home to do it. For people like me, there's no such option. If I gotta go, I gotta go. Ain't nothing stopping the shit train!
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10-26-2025, 09:00 AM
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Hate having to do it, but when you gotta go, you gotta go
And use a baby wipe as soon as you get home  | |
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10-26-2025, 09:07 AM
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#1188 | | Willing to sell a family member for a few minutes on RS
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i never shit at work. The toliet looks disgusting and since all these animals decide to stand up to pee, there are droplets of piss everywhere in and around the toilet.
Another reason why i escape work at around 1-2pm, so i can rush home, beat the traffic, walk the dog, and then take a long relaxing shit on my own toilet.
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10-26-2025, 09:19 AM
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#1189 | | My homepage has been set to RS
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for those who "cant shit in public washrooms", how do u guys go travelling?
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10-26-2025, 09:20 AM
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#1190 | | JDMEK9Mod | DogWhisperer
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I suppose I have a bit of an advantage as we do have wipes for the seat and a deodorizing spray. Still though, worst case I'll wet some paper towel, dry it off with some of the cheap ass 1-ply TP and have myself a good time while getting paid to shit and play on my phone.
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10-26-2025, 09:25 AM
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#1191 | | My homepage has been set to RS
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Shitting in random toilets in Japan is the best. I’ve never encountered a shitty one
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10-26-2025, 09:29 AM
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#1192 | | JDMEK9Mod | DogWhisperer
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Yep, Japan #1. I only ever experienced one gross one there and that was at some dive bar in Shibuya filled with drunk mofos who could no longer aim. Otherwise, even if super old, they were all acceptably clean or exceptionally clean.
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10-26-2025, 09:36 AM
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#1193 | | Willing to sell a family member for a few minutes on RS
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Originally Posted by red kryptonite for those who "cant shit in public washrooms", how do u guys go travelling? | How often do you people need to shit !? I just shit once a day. Usually at the hotel usually in the morning. Then I’m good for the entire day
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10-26-2025, 09:37 AM
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2-3 is bare minimum for a lot of us I imagine lol
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10-26-2025, 09:40 AM
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#1195 | | My homepage has been set to RS
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Is it a guy thing? I can shit 2-3 times a day, but my partner shits like once every 2 days sometimes
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10-26-2025, 09:58 AM
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I don't think it's necessarily a gender thing. I just think some of us have slower bowels than others. I have never in my life only gone once every 2-3 days like some people. The thought of that is completely foreign to me.
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10-26-2025, 11:01 AM
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#1197 | | in the butt
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I shit every 2-4 days
Its the secret to staying thin because you dont need to eat as much
My grandma thought there was something wrong with me when i was a kid, and here i am 25 years later, still alive like the cockroach i am
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For $6xx for 2br 2ba, they can shit in the elevator and key my cars
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10-26-2025, 11:25 AM
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#1198 | | I told him no, what y'all do?
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Just drink coffee, you’ll get coffee shits
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10-26-2025, 11:31 AM
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If I have to shit 3 times in a day, something isn't right. Usually related to cheese or curry the day before
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10-26-2025, 11:35 AM
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#1200 | | Willing to sell body for a few minutes on RS
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I probably shit 5 times per week…
Or within 1 hr of eating Mcdonalds
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