[Death2Theft]

Well then that would require two things. Your rock climbing mode and your range rover to work, and you'd have to catch marco's porsche :P

Really tho the most scary thing behind the wheel is a 5'2 chick driving a 5000lb+ suv who thinks she is invicible. Dont feed the soccer mom stereotype. I really hope your not one of those inconsiderate door denters with your big ole suv :(
Perhaps I will put it in rock climbing mode and drive over Marco's super amazing fast 2003 porsche

[RangeRover]

Well then that would require two things. Your rock climbing mode and your range rover to work, and you'd have to catch marco's porsche :P

Really tho the most scary thing behind the wheel is a 5'2 chick driving a 5000lb+ suv who thinks she is invicible. Dont feed the soccer mom stereotype. I really hope your not one of those inconsiderate door denters with your big ole suv :(

My Range Rover works :)

I'd get dtox to corner Marco in his 570 and then I'd rock climb his Porsche.:):)

My parking sensors are so sensitive they go off if I'm stopped at a redlight and a pedestrian walks near my car. SO ANNOYING! I could park the Range Rover blind.

[Death2Theft]

Eeeeh actually sassy is never ever a flattering term for a female. Unfortunately girls dont seem to understand that sassy to guys = fat/large and in charge

I am going to call you out on this. You're what 21, 22? There is no way you can afford to buy $3000 bags using your own earned money. Do you really think that you should be carrying a bag worth 15% of the value of your car (also likely not paid by you)? http://www.revscene.net/forums/can-you-help-t635872.html



If the Payless shoes fits, honey. You're a throughly abusive person who clearly don't have much merits beyond your looks.



Pot, kettle. You've been trying (and failing) to do the same to me. If you can't stand the heat get out of the kitchen...oh wait, bad example.



Personality is for fat chicks. Pretty chicks want to think they have personality but very few actually do.

[RangeRover]

Eeeeh actually sassy is never ever a flattering term for a female. Unfortunately girls dont seem to understand that sassy to guys = fat/large and in charge

Oh....

I'm definitely not fat!

[GabAlmighty]

Guys... What's a sensor?

[Lomac]

Guys... What's a sensor?

It's that little doohicky designed to make sure you're using the correct amount of fuel... I think? lol

[Berzerker]

Rangerover girl.. how much of that truck did you pay for? Just wondering.

Why are you looking for a new car again?

Berz out.

[observer]

I don't cook, but dtox and I are definitely in the market for a housekeeper/cook..

It's hard to find a good housekeeper these days. The Filipinos do an excellent job cleaning but are not good with cooking. And they usually leave in 2 years after getting their PR.

The Chinese ones can cook better but are not as tidy and they tend to gossip more.

With proper training, I even let them wash my Riedel Sommelier glasses. Very nice to just walk away after a serious tasting session at home.

If you get one, teach them how to vacuum your car, it makes a huge difference every morning you get in. I used to even have them do the windshield but not anymore.

PM if you need help.

[Death2Theft]

What about the other part that comes with sassy? Having a big mouth ordering guys around? There is nothing attractive about a "sassy" woman. Witty however....
Also your parking sensors might be one thing but nothing pisses me off more than some clueless chick that just opens her suv door into your door and scratching/denting our cars with their big bad suv's.
For some reason the hotter the chick typically white, the less spacial awareness she has. They just expect everyone to get out of her way. Totally oblivious to inconveniencing others.
Oh....

I'm definitely not fat!

[GabAlmighty]

It's that little doohicky designed to make sure you're using the correct amount of fuel... I think? lol

Lies! The o2 sensor runs on Unicorn magic.

[dangonay]

1) I don't wear Payless shoes. Try Louboutin, YSL, Miu Miu, etc.
2) I am a wonderful person. I don't come online on a forum to brag about my 2003 Porsche to boost my ego.

You call Marco out for bragging about his Porsche when you're bragging about the $1,000 a pair shoes you wear?

[GabAlmighty]

You call Marco out for bragging about his Porsche when you're bragging about the $1,000 a pair shoes you wear?

Lol, why anyone would do that... blows my mind.

[mpr]

Need a picture to prove your statement :fullofwin:

Oh....

I'm definitely not fat!

[RangeRover]

You call Marco out for bragging about his Porsche when you're bragging about the $1,000 a pair shoes you wear?


I never said how much they cost. I said I didn't wear Payless. I also didn't start a thread about shoes to talk about mine and why they are better than everyone elses.

[RangeRover]

What about the other part that comes with sassy? Having a big mouth ordering guys around? There is nothing attractive about a "sassy" woman. Witty however....
Also your parking sensors might be one thing but nothing pisses me off more than some clueless chick that just opens her suv door into your door and scratching/denting our cars with their big bad suv's.
For some reason the hotter the chick typically white, the less spacial awareness she has. They just expect everyone to get out of her way. Totally oblivious to inconveniencing others.

Oh, well by sassy I meant I have personality and am outspoken/stand up for myself. I guess I should have used a different word. I didn't know sassy meant I was an obese bitch!!!

And I don't open my car door into other peoples cars...

I always park with enough space between my car and another so even a fat, and perhaps sassy lady can get into her car easily.

I also check over my shoulder when opening my car door on a busy street so I don't get hit :)

[RangeRover]

Rangerover girl.. how much of that truck did you pay for? Just wondering.

Why are you looking for a new car again?

Berz out.

Because I also have a BMW but it's getting kind of old (it's an e46) and was my first car so I want to sell it and then upgrade to a newer BMW :)

[ajax]

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How so? Well kept 911s are still cool after many years. I've had newer 911s also (997). Now I have two of them. Taiichi Ohno once said, "if a machine meets it's requirement as well as the day it was acquired, it hasn't depreciated one bit."

Nice to finally get a post out of you that didn't stroke your ego.

But to continue with the "elite" debate, in my opinion it is a status that you are not at (maybe not yet if that may be the case). The true elites are those who own the fortune 500 companies (or are the board of directors/majority shareholders/founders etc), not the vp's. The elite are the ones who fill a certain edition of forbes magazine every year and can blow what both your Porsches cost without any regrets.

And to make it clear I do not have a problem with your cars. It is your "I am better than you" atitude that made me post in this thread.

[GabAlmighty]

My first car cost me $500. Was rusted to shit, spit flames, disrupted the neighbourhood, was a tank, and was the greatest thing that happened to me.

God I miss that car...

[RangeRover]

I took this for the thread.

I hope you guys find it lol worthy

http://i1176.photobucket.com/albums/x335/str8balluh/Photo5.jpg

[GabAlmighty]

Really? You couldn't have held the card 3" lower? Fuck.

[RangeRover]

Really? You couldn't have held the card 3" lower? Fuck.

I try to keep it pg13

[GabAlmighty]

I try to keep it pg13

I'm 20. I promise I can handle it.

[Gumby]

I took this for the thread.

I hope you guys find it lol worthy
Provocative pose aside, well done!

I can respect it whenever a user posts up a REAL picture containing a thread-relevant message.

Marco, ball's in your court!

[RangeRover]

I'm 20. I promise I can handle it.

hahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahha

[RangeRover]

Provocative pose aside, well done!

I can respect it whenever a user posts up a REAL picture containing a thread-relevant message.

Marco, ball's in your court!

I actually found this pic of Marco on google..

http://www.webobble.com/assets/images/qm-3445%20porsche_thumbnail.jpg:fullofwin:

[JD¹³]

Soooooo got a sister? :fullofwin:
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[Berzerker]

Or a mother?

Berz out.

[Armind]

:fullofwin:

[observer]

Nice to finally get a post out of you that didn't stroke your ego.

But to continue with the "elite" debate, in my opinion it is a status that you are not at (maybe not yet if that may be the case). The true elites are those who own the fortune 500 companies (or are the board of directors/majority shareholders/founders etc), not the vp's. The elite are the ones who fill a certain edition of forbes magazine every year and can blow what both your Porsches cost without any regrets.

And to make it clear I do not have a problem with your cars. It is your "I am better than you" atitude that made me post in this thread.

The true elites are the ones who are more at ease with themselves perhaps. It's the appreciation and not necessarily the ownership of goods.

As far as wealth is concerned, there is much more in this world than publicly traded companies. Not having to work a day in ones life is not necessarily shameful, it all depends on how one carries oneself and what one does with ones time.

It doesn't matter if you're the son of a wealthy factory owner or a blue blood trust fund baby.

And the high fashion debate is quite entertaining everyone is only talking about off-the-rack ready-to-wear items. A pair of shoes and a few hang bags, what about something a little higher end from Garrard, Van Cleef & Arpels, Chaumet, or Harry Winston?

People will always brag, it's kind of fun watching, like a harmless black comedy, no?

By the way, nice slim fingers RR..

[dangonay]

I never said how much they cost. I said I didn't wear Payless. I also didn't start a thread about shoes to talk about mine and why they are better than everyone elses.

Oh please, bitch. You were pretty damn quick to list the labels you wear.

And bending over to show your titties just to post up a Marco Sucks postcard? We all knew you were an attention whore, now it's just getting more obvious. I would expect to see that on a 12 year olds Facebook wall.

[Soundy]

Nice to finally get a post out of you that didn't stroke your ego.

But to continue with the "elite" debate, in my opinion it is a status that you are not at (maybe not yet if that may be the case). The true elites are those who own the fortune 500 companies (or are the board of directors/majority shareholders/founders etc), not the vp's. The elite are the ones who fill a certain edition of forbes magazine every year and can blow what both your Porsches cost without any regrets.

And to make it clear I do not have a problem with your cars. It is your "I am better than you" atitude that made me post in this thread.

The TRUE elites don't have to come into web forums trying to convince everyone else WHY they're elite.

Period.

[rawr]

RR delivers!

[Soundy]

Oh please, bitch. You were pretty damn quick to list the labels you wear.

And bending over to show your titties just to post up a Marco Sucks postcard? We all knew you were an attention whore, now it's just getting more obvious. I would expect to see that on a 12 year olds Facebook wall.

Hey, at least she IS showing her titties... so she's one up on Marco right there.

[RangeRover]

Oh please, bitch. You were pretty damn quick to list the labels you wear.

And bending over to show your titties just to post up a Marco Sucks postcard? We all knew you were an attention whore, now it's just getting more obvious. I would expect to see that on a 12 year olds Facebook wall.


Um, my cleavage is covered in that pic.

[orange7]

I took this for the thread.

I hope you guys find it lol worthy

http://i1176.photobucket.com/albums/x335/str8balluh/Photo5.jpg

:fullofwin: moar?

Really? You couldn't have held the card 3" lower? Fuck.

first thing that came to my mind as well. lolz.

[The_AK]

can't believe i haven't checked this thread, laughs were had

also,
115hp civic
http://i53.tinypic.com/2iu9nvo.png

[GabAlmighty]

Hey, at least she IS showing her titties... so she's one up on Marco right there.

I don't wanna see Marco's titties.. Just sayin...

[RangeRover]

RR delivers!

THX

The true elites are the ones who are more at ease with themselves perhaps. It's the appreciation and not necessarily the ownership of goods.

As far as wealth is concerned, there is much more in this world than publicly traded companies. Not having to work a day in ones life is not necessarily shameful, it all depends on how one carries oneself and what one does with ones time.

It doesn't matter if you're the son of a wealthy factory owner or a blue blood trust fund baby.

And the high fashion debate is quite entertaining everyone is only talking about off-the-rack ready-to-wear items. A pair of shoes and a few hang bags, what about something a little higher end from Garrard, Van Cleef & Arpels, Chaumet, or Harry Winston?

People will always brag, it's kind of fun watching, like a harmless black comedy, no?

By the way, nice slim fingers RR..

LOL are we really insulting my fingers? I always thought my hands were average sized. I mean, I have like the smallest hands ever. Even with slim fingers, my hands will still look stubby. Boohoo. At least I don't have Megan fox thumbs!

[RangeRover]

:fullofwin: moar?



first thing that came to my mind as well. lolz.

I did take another sign pic in another outfit because originally my camera was flipping what was written on the card, so I just wrote backwards but then I figured out how to unflip m camera so I used my first picture.

I was trying to get as much body in the picture as possible as I have been accused of being fat on this thread because I said I was sassy and sassy=fat

[TOS'd]

:fullofwin: moar?
I can assure you there is more where that came from, but the question is, can you handle more?

[observer]

LOL are we really insulting my fingers? I always thought my hands were average sized. I mean, I have like the smallest hands ever. Even with slim fingers, my hands will still look stubby. Boohoo. At least I don't have Megan fox thumbs!

Your fingers are fine. And I'm sure Marco is too busy picturing what they can do that's why he's not responding.

One happy RS family.

[Blinky]

Random thought:

Marco and RR are opposite sides of the same coin. They're just finally figuring out how unpleasant that coin is. (Marco probably knows this - he just doesn't care).

RR, whether you care or not, and you probably do, you are coming across as materialistic and insecure. :emo: I'm not judging you - but you are coming across that way. Just thought you might like to know.

Now, please carry on. :Popcorn

[1exotic]

lol Marco911 getting epic trolled by a girl.


best thread of the year already.

[GabAlmighty]

Or is girl getting epic trolled by Marco...

[versep]

i'm going to fail my physics lab tomorrow and this thread is to blame

[RangeRover]

this thread is great

[ws6ta]

wow 22 pages??

CLIFFS?

[Energy]

Heh Marco getting his ass handed to him. And the more he talks the more it makes him look like an idiot with all this elites and Harvard and Porsche crap.

[ws6ta]

common marco you haven't upgraded that "P-CAR"?? lol

reminds me of the thread where you were telling me my viper is garbage :lol

[Soundy]

I don't wanna see Marco's titties.. Just sayin...

Nobody does... just sayin....

[JD¹³]

RangeRover you've got some guts posting that pic, nice work.

Thanks for all the laughs in this thread. I'm surprised Marco911 even continues to post, he's been thoroughly dismantled.

PS - My sister question is still open :lol

[rslater]

I forsee your boyfriend breaking up with you over revscene.

[RangeRover]

I'll do cliffs


Marco makes a thread about who has the fastest car with the purpose of stroking his own ego and to tell everyone their car is not better than his, even if it is

People mention their cars (which are better faster etc) Marco's makes a million excuses as to why his is better.

Marco gets called out. Argues with everyone

Someone says "wait Dtox has a lambo its faster than marcos"

dtox comes on and makes fun of marco a bit.

dtox gf comes in and makes fun of marco

marco and dtox gf argue for about 6 pages

dtox gf posts a sign pic saying marco sucks

marco says a whole bunch of hypocritical stuff.

lots of people stayed up too late and have missed studying too busy reading this thread for lolz

[RangeRover]

I forsee your boyfriend breaking up with you over revscene.

No! he's way too easy going to break up with me because I made fun of some dude on a forum!

[observer]

Marco and RR are opposite sides of the same coin. They're just finally figuring out how unpleasant that coin is.

The world is not fair.

It's hard for a man to win an argument over petty things with a young girl in public. Especially in front of horny men.

[RangeRover]

Oh and then someone from this forum went into my photobucket and found pictures I saved of a fat girl peeing in a sink and everyone thought it was me :(

[TRDood]

Last time I checked this thread was boring as hell at page 3...

20 pages later - excellent stuff
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[BrRsn]

Oh and then someone from this forum went into my photobucket and found pictures I saved of a fat girl peeing in a sink and everyone thought it was me :(

She wasn't quite hitting the sink, but yeah you get the idea.

[gloors]

This thread is keeping me entertained while I wait for DrMikes and MWR34's threads to get some good shit going on.

Props to you rangerover for posting that pic :fullofwin:
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[RRxtar]

common marco you haven't upgraded that "P-CAR"?? lol

reminds me of the thread where you were telling me my viper is garbage :lol
oh snap.

ws6ta enters. we have a new contender for the original topic, and the new spin off one.


http://i424.photobucket.com/albums/pp324/frugsplayground/1256523423443.jpg

[orange7]

oh snap.

ws6ta enters. we have a new contender for the original topic, and the new spin off one.



so now the question is does ws6ta or dtox have the quickest car on RS?

[observer]

Its just that most 911 owners dont really care about whos car is faster off the line

No, it's still fun every now and then. I once raced a fast car, it's a nice rush just for the few seconds. But then, he's obviously not a good driver and subsequently crashed it a few months later.

http://www.revscene.net/forums/showpost.php?p=6222920&postcount=36

Back to RR vs. Marco the Elite. Who cares about the fastest car. I think a more exciting topic is who has a better looking girlfriend. Or when is RR going to update her avatar, or if the girl eating the watermelon had implants.

[Nightwalker]

I'm not sure who I hate the most in this thread.

[BlackZRoadster]

Have to work tmrw and stayed up reading this thread.
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[Marco911]

I took this for the thread.

I hope you guys find it lol worthy

http://i1176.photobucket.com/albums/x335/str8balluh/Photo5.jpg

[IMG]http://img138.imageshack.us/img138/8499/911tt.jpg (http://img138.imageshack.us/i/911tt.jpg/)

Uploaded with ImageShack.us (http://imageshack.us)

[TOS'd]

^ But does it have turbo?

[Nightwalker]

Who knew Marco was a poet?

[versep]

is it just me or does marco have some girly writing

[RangeRover]

OMG this is too epic.

I'm trying to figure out what to write on my post it note next

[observer]

Marco may be a romantic poet, but I still like the following thread better. Our participants need to try harder.

[1exotic]

My behavior towards the members on RS was unacceptable.
Truth be told I've been dealing with personal matters all my life, namely depression and loneliness. The fact I lashed out and resorted to using bully tactics was wrong and sad. However, I hadn't been taking my medication prescribed by my family doctor (Novo Venlafaxine XR)
Couple that with my anti-social behavior is the primary reasons I lashed out the way I did. I do have the habit of using the internet and forum boards as an escape from reality to help soothe the pain of my inadequacies. My life consists of playing WoW, downloading porn, surfing the net and working. I'm horrible around girls and I just want to have a girlfriend for once in my life. My relationship adventures have already been noted in the L&R subsection on RS.

I want everyone to know I would never intend to hurt or harm you. As a matter of fact I don't even know anyone in gangs like I previously claimed. The fact I went to the lengths to threaten people on the internet is really ludicrous now that I look back on things. The bullets were real which I bought at Canadian Tire but I was too scared to buy a real gun. My friend was gonna let me borrow his paintball gun but I wouldn't have used it. The only reason I joined this site in the first place was because I googled and the search results led me to the Twanger and Jailbait thread. I don't even have a car to drive.

I've still been actively lurking but the reason I decided to post again was because I have an issue with my picture being used. The animated Gif with my picture is used as a smilie irks me. I would appreciate if one of the responsible persons on this site or the administrator can take it off. I'm sure it violate my personal privacy concerns. Other than that I hope people can understand why I did what I did.
No hard feelings and I regret calling out the member: EL Basterdo. I guess it was entertaining for some but I got a lot of crap in my life that sucks.

If its ok I wouldn't mind coming to the spring meet and check things out. Obviously I wouldn't announce it despite what has transpired but I could come annonymously and enjoy the ambience and hopefully meet some new people. Or if worst comes to worst just creep around.

Oh yeah, just please delete my pictures from here. That's the reason I made this thread.

- B.Chow

http://i576.photobucket.com/albums/ss205/asrealasitgets123/DSC_0001.jpg

[Vale46Rossi]

Hey Marco,

You need to go make a new thread now.

You are not Top 3 anymore.


Dtox - 570-4 11.2
Z3Guy- Porsche Gt3 12.3s
CharlieH - BMW M6 - 12.8s


Now you need to make a thread and I even thought of the criteria for you

Thread for : BEST HANDLING CAR
"Bought with self made money"
"Insured under your own name"
"Parents can't help you in life"
"It has to be better than a 911"
"If it's better than a 911, you cannot join the rankings"
"Marco911 has to agree with it"
"Has to be in his midlife crisis"

I am sure you can fill in the rest.


Then you can be #1 forever.

[Marco911]

Marco, I am so glad you're going around this forum pulling up my other posts. Now, where to start, let's see....

1) My expenses are none of your business

LOL. It became everyone's business when you were making statements about how you can afford $3000 purses with your own money, which is clearly not the case.


2) Stop talking down to me, like I'm some broke ass, and you're some super baller because last time I checked, you drive a 2003 Porsche. What a joke!


I don't think you're a broke ass. I do, however, think you're a "social climber." In case you don't know what that means:

1) A person who associates with socially prominent people in an attempt to gain higher social status

2) One who strives for acceptance in fashionable society



3) Are you my accountant? Stop telling me how to spend my money.

As I recall, you were the first one to start calling me out for driving a 2003 Porsche. Don't dish it if you can't take it, honey.



1) I don't wear Payless shoes. Try Louboutin, YSL, Miu Miu, etc.

What happened to your principle of mixing up expensive fashion with cheap fashion? You aren't exactly a pioneer in social climbing. I'm sure this woman feels she's deserving of a lavish lifestyle too:

http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/hh44/hwyking/SunythaShoppingBottomlessAccount.jpg


3) Not to mention you're spending your time bitching at me and telling me how to spend my money when you clearly fucking suck at saving any money because you haven't been able to buy a fucking car since 2003! That's 8 years buddy. You're sooooo successful yet you haven't been able to upgrade in that long. Looks like that elitist Harvard education you got couldn't land you a job that pays enough to buy a car AT LEAST every 5 years.

Incorrect. In addition to my C4S, I've purchased 2 other 911s and a BMW in the last 8 years. Also FYI, my education cost more than your boyfriend's LP570. Oh, and I didn't rely on my parents to pay for it. I thought it was worthwhile to invest in myself though. ;)

I don't cook, but dtox and I are definitely in the market for a housekeeper/cook... would you like a job? You could maybe use the extra income to buy a new car...

I am letting go of my housekeeper/cook at the end of this month for her poor fashion choices. Perhaps you would like to have her? Yes, that is a Porsche Design blender and toaster in the corner.

[http://img607.imageshack.us/img607/8005/maid.jpg (http://img607.imageshack.us/i/maid.jpg/)

[RangeRover]

http://i1176.photobucket.com/albums/x335/str8balluh/IMG01683-20110126-0356.jpg

:)

[Vale46Rossi]

Incorrect. In addition to my C4S, I've purchased 2 other 911s and a BMW in the last 8 years. Also FYI, my education cost more than your boyfriend's LP570. Oh, and I didn't rely on my parents to pay for it. I thought it was worthwhile to invest in myself though.

So you are saying that you can afford more than his boyfriend?


Wait...Wait...Wait...

Doesn't her boyfriend's family own some sort of thing that is pretty expensive?

I forgot what its called.......



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oh wait nvm found it....



http://www.trailcanada.com/images-photos/galleries/british_columbia/vancouver/downtown_and_waterfront/i_6-998033182-2007924173147.jpg

[RangeRover]

Marcos, I actually bought the $3000 handbag on my own. I don't understand how you can't fathom that. You just said you put yourself through school which cost over 300k- so why is it so hard to believe that someone was able to buy themselves a $3000 handbag?
Oh wait, I forgot! You are the only person in this entire world who can buy themselves nice things. No one else can buy themselves nice things. If someone else buys something nice- it was definitely purchased by someone else.

Next, while I do like to mix high and low end I am very picky about my shoes and bags. Clothes, not so much. To be specific I spend less on tops and dresses and splurge on belts, shoes, handbags, etc.

To be completely honest I'm fairly certain my wardrobe could pay for your 2003 Porsche.

Next, how would your girlfriend feel knowing you have mentioned my head in your crotch, and bragged about how your 2003 porsche lures in flat chested females?

I also wouldn't consider myself to be a "social climber".

Unfortunately, I don't really feel the need to talk down to other revscene members about how I am so much better than them (not that I think I am), or rag about how I come from such an affluent family or whatever. I actually don't think going to an Ivy League school makes you better than other people. I haven't really said much about myself but you seem to assume that I automatically live in the slums, my family has no money and I'm pretty much some hood rat who's attractive who managed to land a wealthy guy. Without talking about myself or my family too much I'd just like to say that has absolutely no element of truth to it.

It's really funny because you spend like 99% of your time talking about how educated, "wealthy", amazing, and smart you are yet I'm fairly positive that my boyfriend actually lives the lifestyle you claim to live or claim we don't live- yet he doesn't spend his time talking down to other people. I don't even think half the shit you say would ever go through his mind at any point.

That's why I think you're a poser. I don't think that Dtox would ever EVER make such a douchebaggey thread being like

"WHO HAS THE FASTEST CAR ON REVSCENE? OH I DO AND YOU DON'T. I AM SO FUCKING AMAZING! I AM GODS GIFT TO THIS EARTH"

Except if he did make that thread, I am pretty sure he wouldn't be bragging about a 2003 Porsche...

I have girlfriends that have gone to Harvard, family members that have gone to Johns Hopkins and my best friend is going to Stanford for grad school yet not a single one of them have the shitty "better than thou" attitude that you have. I read some of the shit you say and I'm honestly WTFing constantly.

You live in your own world dude.

[RangeRover]

Hey Marco,

You need to go make a new thread now.

You are not Top 3 anymore.


Dtox - 570-4 11.2
Z3Guy- Porsche Gt3 12.3s
CharlieH - BMW M6 - 12.8s


Now you need to make a thread and I even thought of the criteria for you

Thread for : BEST HANDLING CAR
"Bought with self made money"
"Insured under your own name"
"Parents can't help you in life"
"It has to be better than a 911"
"If it's better than a 911, you cannot join the rankings"
"Marco911 has to agree with it"
"Has to be in his midlife crisis"

I am sure you can fill in the rest.


Then you can be #1 forever.


So great

[RangeRover]

I told Dtox to just have a "Who has nicer cars" contest with Marco, but he thinks this thread is too funny and he doesn't want to shut Marco up.

[Marco911]

RR, I was only playing with ya for calling me out earlier. Remember who threw the first stone? I'm sorry if I hit a nerve. Since you're now being serious, I think I'll take a moment away from the hilarity to address a couple of points:

1) All those people who think I only started this thread in order to win it must be pretty silly to think I would not know ahead of time that there are quicker cars than mine here. I guess I started it just for the entertainment factor. You were clearly having a little bit of fun at my expense and I was doing the same.

2) You should never take yourself too seriously. I know I don't. I like to use satire, and often I'm laughing about what I write too.

3) There is more to life than the internet. It seems like you have found a person that you are happy with, and that is what is important at the end of the day.

4) Never take personally what people who don't know you say about you.

Truce? :)

[observer]

To give this a real happy ending, we need Marco and RR with the DD to show up in the next meet (http://www.revscene.net/forums/showpost.php?p=7280021&postcount=74) and join us for a group hug.

[RangeRover]

Hey Marco,

You need to go make a new thread now.

You are not Top 3 anymore.


Dtox - 570-4 11.2
Z3Guy- Porsche Gt3 12.3s
CharlieH - BMW M6 - 12.8s


Now you need to make a thread and I even thought of the criteria for you

Thread for : BEST HANDLING CAR
"Bought with self made money"
"Insured under your own name"
"Parents can't help you in life"
"It has to be better than a 911"
"If it's better than a 911, you cannot join the rankings"
"Marco911 has to agree with it"
"Has to be in his midlife crisis"

I am sure you can fill in the rest.


Then you can be #1 forever.

RR, I was only playing with ya for calling me out earlier. Remember who threw the first stone? I'm sorry if I hit a nerve. Since you're now being serious, I think I'll take a moment away from the hilarity to address a couple of points:

1) All those people who think I only started this thread in order to win it must be pretty silly to think I would not know ahead of time that there are quicker cars than mine here. I guess I started it just for the entertainment factor. You were clearly having a little bit of fun at my expense and I was doing the same.

2) You should never take yourself too seriously. I know I don't. I like to use satire, and often I'm laughing about what I write too.

3) There is more to life than the internet. It seems like you have found a person that you are happy with, and that is what is important at the end of the day.

4) Never take personally what people who don't know you say about you.

Truce? :)

TRUCE!!! :)

and I am going to the spring meet :)

[orange7]

Truce? :)

TRUCE!!! :)




aw...... we have a happy ending on RS for once. :love:

[Soundy]

[IMG]http://img138.imageshack.us/img138/8499/911tt.jpg (http://img138.imageshack.us/i/911tt.jpg/)

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Once again, Marco comes back with a picture he could have found anywhere on the 'net, or snapped of anybody's car... nothing actually showing himself. In this case, it looks more like he got his sister to write a note and then found a Porsche in an underground parking lot somewhere to stick it on, probably a long time ago (couldn't even be bothered to make a new one with "RangeRover" on it). It proves nothing.

And really... an iPhone 4? I mean, it's a nice phone and all, but I'd expect Mr. Elite to have something a little more exotic. That, or something to match his car, something 2003 vintage...

[dangonay]

RangeRover, just give up already. If you had been around RS any longer than 3 months you'd know Marco by now. I'm sure this entire thread was created just for his entertainment purposes. And you fell for it. Sorry babe, you lose since you don't understand Marco or the real purpose of this thread in the first place.

Marco 1
RangeRover 0
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[gloors]

This thread just keeps getting better n better :alone:

[jpark]

:fuckyea: time to kill time in lecture

[Gumby]

http://img138.imageshack.us/img138/8499/911tt.jpg
Well played! :thumbsup:

[ajax]

Why did I go to sleep?!?!
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[Greenstoner]

now the fight is over, please take off your cloth

[Mugen EvOlutioN]

this thread should be moved to FC

[TRDood]

Spring meet - RR shows up with her $3000 bag with a semi-exposed cleavage while Marco shows up in his 2003 Porsche holding a brand matching blender with his maid.

Can't wait! :D
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[Gumby]

Spring meet - RR shows up with her $3000 bag with a semi-exposed cleavage while Marco shows up in his 2003 Porsche holding a brand matching blender with his maid.

Can't wait! :D
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And hyde shows up with an exotic car. Universe implodes!

[Death2Theft]

Enuff with the boobs unless u want cockshots next. Tho it would be epic pwnage if marco got u all to look at a giant cock pic hahha.

[Mugen EvOlutioN]

And hyde shows up with an exotic car. Universe implodes!

with lobster hotpot in his hands

[originalhypa]

RangeRover, just give up already. If you had been around RS any longer than 3 months you'd know Marco by now. I'm sure this entire thread was created just for his entertainment purposes. And you fell for it. Sorry babe, you lose since you don't understand Marco or the real purpose of this thread in the first place.

Marco 1
RangeRover 0

It's hilarious that they think they're so baller.
:lol


Marco says "I only use my Porsche when I'm in town!"
RangeRover says "My boyfriend has a $150k Lambo!".

and all this time I had you all beat.

$220k+, GPS, twin turbo and I use it 9 days a year.






























http://www.weeklytimesnow.com.au/images/uploadedfiles/editorial/pictures/2009/11/24/JOHNDEERE6_STORY_-_DEEP_HORIZONTAL_FF644636_107894.JPG



It's not that fast though...

[Vale46Rossi]

It's hilarious that they think they're so baller.
:lol


Marco says "I only use my Porsche when I'm in town!"
RangeRover says "My boyfriend has a $150k Lambo!".

and all this time I had you all beat.

$220k+, GPS, twin turbo and I use it 9 days a year.






























http://www.weeklytimesnow.com.au/images/uploadedfiles/editorial/pictures/2009/11/24/JOHNDEERE6_STORY_-_DEEP_HORIZONTAL_FF644636_107894.JPG



It's not that fast though...




lol.... lp570 is not even close to $150k

LP560-4 it self will cost 300k.

Let alone a 570-4



and if your family owns this...

http://www.trailcanada.com/images-photos/galleries/british_columbia/vancouver/downtown_and_waterfront/i_6-998033182-2007924173147.jpg


i think you are baller.....

[guddagudd]

AND THE WINNER IS, BY UNANIMOUS DECISIONNNNNNNNN

RANGEROVER

(now come to guddagudd's house to collect your belt :o)























that you left here last night :hotbaby:

[Ikkaku]

ahaha one of the rare threads that deliver fully

[mpr]

damn girl

:jerkit: :sleep: :fuckyea:

is that a wedding ring on your finger?

I took this for the thread.

I hope you guys find it lol worthy

http://i1176.photobucket.com/albums/x335/str8balluh/Photo5.jpg

Need a picture to prove your statement

[Jgresch]

fuck this godamn thread. I'm gonna be late for class cuz I had to ctach up on it.

[vo_hantu]

damn girl

:jerkit: :sleep: :fuckyea:

is that a wedding ring on your finger?

That's her right hand noob! :fullofwin:

[mpr]

right back at you Noob! Vo Hantu

In the Eastern Orthodox Church and in many countries, spouses wear the ring on the right hand, e.g. in Austria, Germany, Greece, Poland, Norway, Spain, India, Chile and Venezuela

Widowhood
1.Widows sometimes transfer their rings to the right to signify their status, or when they aren't ready to stop wearing it.

Culture
2.Poland, Colombia, Greece and India are among the cultures who follow the tradition of placing the wedding band on the right hand.

Left-Handedness
3.Left-handed people may prefer putting the ring on their non-dominant hand because the ring will sustain less wear and tear.

Sentimentality
4.Wedding rings that are family heirlooms are worn on the right to show that they have sentimental value.

Infidelity
5.Some people believe a spouse will switch their band to their right hand as a code that means they are open to cheating on their mate.

Gays and Lesbians
6.Some gay and lesbian couples wear wedding rings on their right hands to show their sexual orientation.

[vo_hantu]

right back at you Noob! Vo Hantu

In the Eastern Orthodox Church and in many countries, spouses wear the ring on the right hand, e.g. in Austria, Germany, Greece, Poland, Norway, Spain, India, Chile and Venezuela

Widowhood
1.Widows sometimes transfer their rings to the right to signify their status, or when they aren't ready to stop wearing it.

Culture
2.Poland, Colombia, Greece and India are among the cultures who follow the tradition of placing the wedding band on the right hand.

Left-Handedness
3.Left-handed people may prefer putting the ring on their non-dominant hand because the ring will sustain less wear and tear.

Sentimentality
4.Wedding rings that are family heirlooms are worn on the right to show that they have sentimental value.

Infidelity
5.Some people believe a spouse will switch their band to their right hand as a code that means they are open to cheating on their mate.

Gays and Lesbians
6.Some gay and lesbian couples wear wedding rings on their right hands to show their sexual orientation.


Yes, I am aware of other cultures, etc.

However, if you paid any attention to this thread and instead of gawking at pictures, you'd figure out her boyfriend is Dtox - not husband.

[mpr]

ooops my bad Dtox. sorry for gaulking at her pics and RR :jerkit:

good, vo hantu now you are aware. :)

[Mugen EvOlutioN]

damn girl

:jerkit: :sleep: :fuckyea:

is that a wedding ring on your finger?

we got ourself a winner

[TOS'd]

:fuuuuu: tinychat for banning me.

[JD¹³]

Well this thread really died. It's gone from an awesome beatdown of Marco's unjustified ego, to Marco getting trolled hard by DD's, to desperate guys jerking off to pictures of fully clothed women, and ending up with guys discussing the significance of ring placements on each hand. And now a truce!? Gay as AIDS.

EDIT - After years of having the same user title I just noticed mine changed. RS hasn't made me a woman, it's made me bitter instead! :fullofwin:

[dhari]

^evolution of a nonsense thread:)

[Energy]

Well this thread really died. It's gone from an awesome beatdown of Marco's unjustified ego, to Marco getting trolled hard by DD's, to desperate guys jerking off to pictures of fully clothed women, and ending up with guys discussing the significance of ring placements on each hand. And now a truce!? Gay as AIDS.

Marco will never admit defeat. A truce is the best he can do.

[dangonay]

^ Marco would never agree to a truce - he's trying to get a reaction.
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[PJ]

I had no idea what to expect when I clicked this thread..
I'm glad I did.. This is hilarious :fullofwin:

[Zulu]

Since 99.9% of cars do not run 10s in the 1/4, by your definition 99.9% of cars are slow?

Obviously. 99.9% of cars aren't made to go fast.

I think it is fair to say that you have a fast car if you are at or above the 95th percentile. I would conjecture that would be anything below 15 seconds.

You think anything below 15 seconds is "fast"?

I think anything above 15 seconds is so slow that nobody (who isn't a stupid internet forum racer) would ever bother to see how fast it goes down the 1/4 in the first place.

14 seconds is sporty for teenagers and old ladies.

13 seconds is a car that doesn't look like every other teenagers grocery getting pile of crap.

12 seconds is a performance vehicle.

11 seconds is usually something exotic.

10 seconds is a FAST car.

If you have any questions about this goto a track, come back and tell us what you think of 10s. Yeah. I swear I see more asshats in porsches than bmws these days.


Stupid thread is stupid.

[RangeRover]

I love e-fights and I had lots of fun arguing with Marco.

A lot of people ask me if I am engaged and if I was europoean, it would be the right hand.

However, I am not :(

It's my parents engagement ring, I got it for my birthday so I wear it on my right hand. My left finger is still available and waiting for a ring.

I guess I'll just have to wait a few more years :( :( :(

And yah Dtox's Lambo worth more than 150k but I'm not really sure how much it cost because I wasn't there when he bought it. All I know about that car is the carbon fiber 1 piece seats SUCK and hurt my back :( :(

[Captain Bondo]

Regardless of who is trolling who here, what this thread does prove quite definitively is all parties involved have way too much fucking time on their hands.

[1exotic]

heh.. maybe 150k on top of trading in the lp560.

[E-40six]

It's hilarious that they think they're so baller.
:lol


Marco says "I only use my Porsche when I'm in town!"
RangeRover says "My boyfriend has a $150k Lambo!".

and all this time I had you all beat.

$220k+, GPS, twin turbo and I use it 9 days a year.




It's not that fast though...



Hypa, with all that money you should've bought a lambo:troll:
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2 Birds, One stone :fullofwin:
lamborghini R8
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http://www.lamborghini-tractors.com/ebusiness/322.jpg?

[Soundy]

Hypa, with all that money you should've bought a lambo:troll:

Or three C4Ss.

[ws6ta]

i'm surprised more white knights haven't showed up in this thread trying to hit on "RangeRover"

then again with her bf rolling around in a lp570 most on revscene can't compete :lol

[GabAlmighty]

Also FYI, my education cost more than your boyfriend's LP570. Oh, and I didn't rely on my parents to pay for it. I thought it was worthwhile to invest in myself though. ;)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA. Although, I will nod my head at you paying for it yourself. I wouldn' get along with most people there.

I meant to quote a couple other people. I understand how you do business now, so take my comments with a grain of salt.
Regardless of who is trolling who here, what this thread does prove quite definitively is all parties involved have way too much fucking time on their hands.

Have you seen the weather lately Kenny? I haven't flown in over a month, gotta keep busy somehow.

[Soundy]

i'm surprised more white knights haven't showed up in this thread trying to hit on "RangeRover"

then again with her bf rolling around in a lp570 most on revscene can't compete :lol

Not all of us need to... compensate.

[Captain Bondo]

Have you seen the weather lately Kenny? I haven't flown in over a month, gotta keep busy somehow.

You kiddin? It was decent out yesterday and it was clear and pretty warm today...:hotbaby:

[Arash]

Maybe this is a good time for me to announcement that... to all the girls at RevScene, I am single :)

[RevRav]

Maybe this is a good time for me to announcement that... to all the girls at RevScene, I am single :)

You're single for a reason.... and don't expect that to change anytime soon (...not until I win the 649 at least)

[observer]

A lot of people ask me if I am engaged and if I was europoean, it would be the right hand.

However, I am not :(


Since you are still available, time to post more photos for us?

[RangeRover]

Well I am in a srs relationship so might as well be married!

[ws6ta]

Well I am in a srs relationship so might as well be married!

well in that case post pictures of hot friends :fullofwin:

[van_driver]

You're single for a reason.... and don't expect that to change anytime soon (...not until I win the 649 at least)

wat?

[ae101]

seriously is this thread now about who's richest on rs now

[GabAlmighty]

You kiddin? It was decent out yesterday and it was clear and pretty warm today...:hotbaby:
Ya, around the airport. I had to go to Powell River/Victoria/Nanaimo/Tofino:hotbaby: I'm keeping my fingers crossed. Btw, diry haha. (I have't been keeping up with your tb build thread).
seriously is this thread now about who's richest on rs now

I win, hands down.

[StylinRed]

and if your family owns this...

http://www.trailcanada.com/images-photos/galleries/british_columbia/vancouver/downtown_and_waterfront/i_6-998033182-2007924173147.jpg


i think you are baller.....

oh dtox is related to Peter Wall? cool

[RangeRover]

seriously is this thread now about who's richest on rs now

marco hands down:fullofwin:

[originalhypa]

12 seconds is a performance vehicle.

11 seconds is usually something exotic.

10 seconds is a FAST car.

Pretty apt list, my man.
Nicely done.

Hypa, with all that money you should've bought a lambo:troll:

:lol

That's pretty awesome actually.
Where the hell does one buy a Lambo tractor locally?


*heads to google

[ruthless]

oh dtox is related to Peter Wall? cool

i think he's peter walls grandson :nicethread:

[BlackZRoadster]

rangerover: are you chinese? is your RR silver b/c i thought i saw sum young asian girl driving around where i work in Yaletown.

My head automatically started thinking of this thread lol

[spyker]

^ Her RR is black,she posted a picture of it already.

[BlackZRoadster]

^ picture of the black RR?

[StylinRed]

i think he's peter walls grandson :nicethread:

damn i wish my relatives werent scrooges, the moment i was old enough to drive they disappeared


rangerover: are you chinese? is your RR silver b/c i thought i saw sum young asian girl driving around where i work in Yaletown.

My head automatically started thinking of this thread lol

she's white

u know how many chicks are driving rr's howd u make a connection lol :P

[BlackZRoadster]

^ yes i do know alot of women drive range rover's, i should stop saying RR myself too, b/c that should only be reserved for rolls royce. (Its like calling Mazda3 a M3)

just don't see many very young asian girls driving one (She looked 17?), and i thought rangerover the user was asian.

[ae101]

well im not rich nor is my family period, sorry i dun got a ballen ass car but made i can trade this for one your ballen cars:whistle: (its my dads by the way)

[rawr]

^:eek: good god don't those fetch for $300k+ mint ones?

[Captain Bondo]

Btw, diry haha. (I have't been keeping up with your tb build thread).
.

It's just parked for the winter. It never stopped running. :fuckyea:

[Soundy]

^Bondo's sig pretty much sums up this thread.

[observer]

^:eek: good god don't those fetch for $300k+ mint ones?

Depends on the model, the ultra-complicated ones, yes, but if only showing the hours, minutes and seconds, you can get one under 5 digits for sure.

[BlackZRoadster]

what model is that patek?

Unless it's ultra complicated it's not going to be worth the trade for a Lamborghini ;)
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[RangeRover]

Yeah I drive a black sport.
I am white and in my 20's :)

[ae101]

i duno if its a ultra complicated cuz we have 4 of those watches & there all stored safely in the safe, all of them are discontinued already (i think there all 37 something)

ps: hey at least the box is worth a bmw trade

[observer]

i duno if its a ultra complicated cuz we have 4 of those watches & there all stored safely in the safe, all of them are discontinued already (i think there all 37 something)

ps: hey at least the box is worth a bmw trade

Can you bring the box to the spring meet, I love to feel the leather. I promise I won't take it from you or follow you home to your safe..

[ae101]

hey i trade u my box for bmw 3serious (doesn't even have to be an M as well)

[Soundy]

Wow, this thread has been derailed in a BIG way.

http://mybroadband.co.za/vb/attachment.php?attachmentid=383&d=1214037416

[Gumby]

^
haha there's like a pic for every single imaginable situation...

[BlackZRoadster]

http://item.mobileweb.ebay.com/viewitem?itemId=140505997554&index=23&nav=SEARCH&nid=90812489121

I dunno how much your watch box is worth but you might be able trade for a tercel lol

Boxes aren't worth much
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[ae101]

screw that my family has an 01 corolla so tercels would be a downgrade lol

but then i have the slowest car on rs

[ws6ta]

lol that patek box proves nothing could be a 15k patek good luck trading that for a "ballin" car

[ws6ta]

speaking of range rovers thinking about trading mine for an autobiography

black and red interior :fullofwin:

[RangeRover]

I failed ur post because I'm jealous thought u should know

[Midnitez]

hahaha i finally caught up to the 20 pages i missed in a week or so omg....

my $15k 1000RR rips up all

price : performance ratio ftw!

sometimes i'd ride it in my Dolce suit =)

/thread

:fullofwin:

[ws6ta]

I failed ur post because I'm jealous thought u should know

i failed you because you failed me

thought you should know

:fuckyea:

[ws6ta]

autobiography:
http://img171.imageshack.us/img171/527/2010rangeroversportauto.jpg (http://img171.imageshack.us/i/2010rangeroversportauto.jpg/)
http://img84.imageshack.us/img84/2531/landroverrangeroverspor.jpg (http://img84.imageshack.us/i/landroverrangeroverspor.jpg/)

mine:
http://img145.imageshack.us/img145/7373/photo2rd.jpg (http://img145.imageshack.us/i/photo2rd.jpg/)
http://img546.imageshack.us/img546/913/photo5x.jpg (http://img546.imageshack.us/i/photo5x.jpg/)

Love the new interior and the new HIDs!! :fullofwin:

[JD¹³]

hahaha i finally caught up to the 20 pages i missed in a week or so omg....

my $15k 1000RR rips up all

price : performance ratio ftw!

sometimes i'd ride it in my Dolce suit =)

/thread

:fullofwin:
I raise you my ex-AMA Superbike ZX10 in my sig. Looks like I win this thread.

:fuckyea:

[Z3guy]

what is the deal with people buying RR?.....sure they look very premium and classy with great interiors. However, handling sucks, power is marginal (even with SC), reliability is poor (don't tell me you don't have any electrical issues), and worst of all, resale is the absolute worst of any premium SUV. Lose 50% of value in 2 yrs. No thanks.

Any true car enthusiast would not touch a RR, not even a second hand one for $50K. Only consumers that want treat cars as a badge or fashion statement would buy a RR....if I was going to spend $100K+ on a SUV, the Porsche Cayenne or X5M would be a much more rewarding drive from a driver enthusiast standpoint.
Look forward to seeing your comments

[68style]

^
But.... but..... it looks so gangsta! :fullofwin:

[JD¹³]

what is the deal with people buying RR?.....sure they look very premium and classy with great interiors. However, handling sucks, power is marginal (even with SC), reliability is poor (don't tell me you don't have any electrical issues), and worst of all, resale is the absolute worst of any premium SUV. Lose 50% of value in 2 yrs. No thanks.

Any true car enthusiast would not touch a RR, not even a second hand one for $50K. Only consumers that want treat cars as a badge or fashion statement would buy a RR....if I was going to spend $100K+ on a SUV, the Porsche Cayenne or X5M would be a much more rewarding drive from a driver enthusiast standpoint.
Look forward to seeing your comments
True, a Range is pure poseur mobile IMO. Fine for chicks though, kinda like C4S's, so our resident RR is safe from my trolling.

[Z3guy]

^
But.... but..... it looks so gangsta! :fullofwin:

I totally agree, they look awesome, especially when a hot chick is driving one, but not enough reason to buy one....

[BlackZRoadster]

Do you drive or used to drive a z3 z3guy?

I heard those weren't really good resell too and had issues themselves. Handling and power wasn't even good in it's time compared to other roadsters out there.
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[1exotic]

^

why's a range rover a poseur mobile... it looks like a fukin sick daily driver... especially the supercharged sport version.

[Z3guy]

Do you drive or used to drive a z3 z3guy?

I heard those weren't really good resell too and had issues themselves. Handling and power wasn't even good in it's time compared to other roadsters out there.
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yep I did drive one....and yes they were a piece of shit...handling was the shits, felt like a wet noodle...power was OK...to address these shortcomings I SC it, spent over $8K on the susp & chassis braces and it still performed like a POS.......bad purchase on my part, worst bimmer I ever owned....damn those Bond movies!!!

[Z3guy]

^

why's a range rover a poseur mobile... it looks like a fukin suck daily driver... especially the supercharged sport version.

I think you answered your own question....if you buy a car, even a daily driver based on style vs driving dynamics, you just bought a poseur car

[Z3guy]

I am waiting for someone to chime in and say...."the RR outperforms other SUV in the off road"

[blkgsr]

http://i1176.photobucket.com/albums/x335/str8balluh/Photo5.jpg


http://i1176.photobucket.com/albums/x335/str8balluh/IMG01683-20110126-0356.jpg



doesn't look like it to me....i know what double d's are like, i get them every night

[BlackZRoadster]

I think the range looks very nice but some ppl just buy it for looks alone. Can't say that's posing, can you? I like nice leather goods and nice looking watches as accessories, is that considered a poseur?

Ppl who have Hermes Chanel bag are they considered poseurs too?

But yes I would take an x5 m over a range anyday
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[ws6ta]

:lol

marginal power? its fast enough for me i don't know what kind of beast of a car you drive for a daily driver. not to mention all wheel drive is great for dd.

yes the non supercharged version is weak and I would never buy it.

handling sucks? compared to what?????

huge reliability issues? Never had a single issue with mine and I drive pretty damn aggressive.

resale? who cares? don't have the money to lose then don't buy one or go buy a used one from the guy that doesn't care about losing 50k!

no suv can beat a black range rover sport supercharged in looks (especially the autobiography) :fullofwin:

[Z3guy]

^ I think RangeRover has a crush on Marco...

[blkgsr]

http://i1176.photobucket.com/albums/x335/str8balluh/IMG01683-20110126-0356.jpg


damn it, stupid RS edit function

[blkgsr]

http://i1176.photobucket.com/albums/x335/str8balluh/IMG01683-20110126-0356.jpg

BAH fail myself on that one

[Z3guy]

:lol

marginal power? its fast enough for me i don't know what kind of beast of a car you drive for a daily driver. not to mention all wheel drive is great for dd.

yes the non supercharged version is weak and I would never buy it.

handling sucks? compared to what?????

huge reliability issues? Never had a single issue with mine and I drive pretty damn aggressive.

resale? who cares? don't have the money to lose then don't buy one or go buy a used one from the guy that doesn't care about losing 50k!

no suv can beat a black range rover sport supercharged in looks :fullofwin:

You are a very fortunate guy with great vehicles.......that is great you don't mind pissing away money....you must be a baller, but I don't care how rich or poor you are, pissing away money is pissing away money....I'd rather do other things with my cash. When you earn your own cash you have a different perspective.

you are right, nothing looks better than a blk RR SC, especially with nice 22s or 24s, but buying a car for looks = poseur

[Z3guy]

http://i1176.photobucket.com/albums/x335/str8balluh/IMG01683-20110126-0356.jpg

BAH fail myself on that one

it would be nice if you had double D brains to match:)

[skyxx]

Lol what does that mean?
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[Vale46Rossi]

^

he means bigger brians

[Qmx323]

Nice jammies rangerover

[JD¹³]

mine:
Nice plate, now I know where to go steal a Bentley :troll:

[asahai69]

i aint sayin she a gold digger.............................

http://www.google.ca/url?source=imgres&ct=img&q=http://posterous.com/getfile/files.posterous.com/abhijitdara/w5L4ewzM1PpbELFvVU4xtEKL3DWDyH2SFA49WDIwvXi2J6LXVE fixV8Xix7y/4625.jpg&sa=X&ei=p1ZDTaOPBYv2tgP93tSkCg&ved=0CAQQ8wc4FA&usg=AFQjCNFxwL0nyJg6REHbCTdJV-p1qIig0A

[observer]

buying a car for looks = poseur

I have less problem buying a car for the nice comfortable interior, gadgets, features, but not for exterior looks.

I think I can only do a RR if it has that killer cream interior, piano black wood, contrasting with a nice black/very dark gray/blue exterior.

But then, they're lacking so much performance, I can't picture myself getting an RR over a ML or X5 or Cayenne, resale value aside.

[dangonay]

LOL at people comparing a RR to an X5. A RR and an X5 share a lot of parts. A LOT. In fact, the RR electrical system is the same as an X5 (they even use the same computer modules).

So I laugh when people pull the "RR electrical issues" out of their ass and then bring up an X5 in the same sentence.

[Midnitez]

I raise you my ex-AMA Superbike ZX10 in my sig. Looks like I win this thread.

:fuckyea:

but we both still win marco n RR cuz we dun look for Car and Driver to tell us how fast we are IRL
:fuckyea::troll:

[boostfever]

LOL at people comparing a RR to an X5. A RR and an X5 share a lot of parts. A LOT. In fact, the RR electrical system is the same as an X5 (they even use the same computer modules).

So I laugh when people pull the "RR electrical issues" out of their ass and then bring up an X5 in the same sentence.

this is his quote

Any true car enthusiast would not touch a RR, not even a second hand one for $50K. Only consumers that want treat cars as a badge or fashion statement would buy a RR....if I was going to spend $100K+ on a SUV, the Porsche Cayenne or X5M would be a much more rewarding drive from a driver enthusiast standpoint.
Look forward to seeing your comments

he didnt say X5 doesnt have electrical issues. the cayenne and X5M are simply better performers and sportier SUVs compared to RR.

learn to read.

[StylinRed]

doesn't look like it to me....i know what double d's are like, i get them every night

D + D=

B

[dangonay]

this is his quote



he didnt say X5 doesnt have electrical issues. the cayenne and X5M are simply better performers and sportier SUVs compared to RR.

learn to read.
I know how to read, TYVM.

When somebody asks should I buy A or B, and someone replies "don't get A because it has this problem" the implication is B doesn't suffer from that problem. Likewise if someone says "B has this feature", the implication is that A lacks that feature.

That's typical of any discussion where people are making a comparison - you discuss the advantages and disadvantages of each, not the numerous things they have in common.


Seems like you're the one who needs to learn how to read.

[Z3guy]

LOL at people comparing a RR to an X5. A RR and an X5 share a lot of parts. A LOT. In fact, the RR electrical system is the same as an X5 (they even use the same computer modules).

So I laugh when people pull the "RR electrical issues" out of their ass and then bring up an X5 in the same sentence.

are you telling me RR don't have electrical issues? gimmie a break....RR are one of the least reliable premium SUVs on the market period.

[Death2Theft]

So it hasn't been made clear to you that RR is exactly the type of person that wants and lives for fashion beyond her own personal means?
what is the deal with people buying RR?.....sure they look very premium and classy with great interiors. However, handling sucks, power is marginal (even with SC), reliability is poor (don't tell me you don't have any electrical issues), and worst of all, resale is the absolute worst of any premium SUV. Lose 50% of value in 2 yrs. No thanks.

Any true car enthusiast would not touch a RR, not even a second hand one for $50K. Only consumers that want treat cars as a badge or fashion statement would buy a RR....if I was going to spend $100K+ on a SUV, the Porsche Cayenne or X5M would be a much more rewarding drive from a driver enthusiast standpoint.
Look forward to seeing your comments

[dangonay]

are you telling me RR don't have electrical issues? gimmie a break....RR are one of the least reliable premium SUVs on the market period.
Someone esle who can't read.

I never said anywhere that RR's were reliable or that they didn't have problems. You said they have electrical issues and I was educating you on the fact that RR and X5 use the same electrical systems and therefore have the same electrical issues.

Are you going to tell me X5's don't have electrical issues?

[dangonay]

I am waiting for someone to chime in and say...."the RR outperforms other SUV in the off road"

Well they do. And what's your point?
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[Z3guy]

Well they do. And what's your point?
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and who drives there Range Rover off road?

[Z3guy]

Someone esle who can't read.

I never said anywhere that RR's were reliable or that they didn't have problems. You said they have electrical issues and I was educating you on the fact that RR and X5 use the same electrical systems and therefore have the same electrical issues.

Are you going to tell me X5's don't have electrical issues?

you must get beat down in your day job...because no one asked for your education tips :)

[Dtox89]

Well they do. And what's your point?
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Do you own a RR?

[dangonay]

and who drives there Range Rover off road?
And who takes their 911 or M3 to the track even for a weekend club event? People rag on SUV owners for never going off-road. What's the difference between them and the sports car owners who drive their cars around town using 20% of their capabilities?

you must get beat down in your day job...because no one asked for your education tips :)
I've seen your posts regarding BMW's. You could use a little education.

Do you own a RR?
No, but I'd buy one if I was looking for a luxury SUV. I'm not worried about reliability one bit as there's nothing on a RR that I can't fix myself.

I wouldn't recommend a used RR to someone else, though. Unless I didn't like them.

[Lomac]

To all of you raging on Dangonay, let me just say one thing: I trust his opinion and knowledge on many topics (this one, included) far more than virtually anyone else on this site. Let's just say that he knows what he's talking about.

[boostfever]

and who drives there Range Rover off road?

west van soccer moms. no really, nobody does.

[Death2Theft]

But if your a west van RR soccer mom u have to drive under the speed limit, in the fast lane, while on the cellphone, and doing your makeup.

[dangonay]

Lomac, your case of beer is waiting. Along with a goth midget wearing nothing but tattoos.
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[boostfever]

But if your a west van RR soccer mom u have to drive under the speed limit, in the fast lane, while on the cellphone, and doing your makeup.

Thank you for defining the typical description of a RR owner.

[StylinRed]

id prefer the Land Rover LR4 over the Rover

and the Evoque is pretty hot too

and +1 for dangonay

[achiam]

Top Gear review of X6 and its off road shortcomings, with a Range Rover passing it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5UwOBKSHl-c

[Energy]

Doesn't Top Gear also use Range Rovers as their camera cars? I could be wrong but I thought I heard one of them saying that.

[BrRsn]

Doesn't Top Gear also use Range Rovers as their camera cars? I could be wrong but I thought I heard one of them saying that.

6:44 in the above video and they said that, and show a clip.

[Energy]

Oops I didn't bother watching the clip I just remembered them saying that. Thanks for pointing that out! So they do use Range Rovers as camera cars.

[Z3guy]

And who takes their 911 or M3 to the track even for a weekend club event? People rag on SUV owners for never going off-road. What's the difference between them and the sports car owners who drive their cars around town using 20% of their capabilities?


I've seen your posts regarding BMW's. You could use a little education.


No, but I'd buy one if I was looking for a luxury SUV. I'm not worried about reliability one bit as there's nothing on a RR that I can't fix myself.

I wouldn't recommend a used RR to someone else, though. Unless I didn't like them.

you sound like a typical know it all mechanic that wishes he went to school to be an engineer.......hahahaha......your so kool, you can fix a RR yourself.......I'd rather make more money and get some bitch like you to fix it...but then again, I would have to listen to your preaching.....

[dangonay]

^ I am an engineer. Nice try on the insult, though. :rolleyes:
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[Z3guy]

^ what kind of engineer? a p eng?

[dangonay]

BSE, actually. Don't have the hours to get a P Eng. Yet.
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[Z3guy]

I give you credit for your education, but you come off as some preachy know it all twat

[STANDARD]

winners: z3guy , rangerover

losers : craigslist mechanic and basemodel S vintage oh I'm sorry was your model S? no one thinks 996 as real porsche big time :).
I dont have the "FASTEST CAR" but I got better one but never ever flaunted that much like you. what are you Puff Daddy?
(yeah dude you sounded so f-in cool . I bet you were a loner or bullied to death nerd ) don't worry I have right to say this cus I've got at least better car than you. with your fictional net worth you claim. oh did I just sounded like you haha
marco911 careers over.
excuse my lingo I had to match up these guys "standards"

p.s: time for you to change ID, you make us 911 owner look like ricers.

[jdmhaze]

I give you credit for your education, but you come off as some preachy know it all twat

http://videogum.com/img/thumbnails/photos/you_mad.jpg

[Lomac]

winners: z3guy , rangerover

losers : craigslist mechanic and basemodel S vintage oh I'm sorry was your model S? no one thinks 996 as real porsche big time :).
I dont have the "FASTEST CAR" but I got better one but never ever flaunted that much like you. what are you Puff Daddy?
(yeah dude you sounded so f-in cool . I bet you were a loner or bullied to death nerd ) don't worry I have right to say this cus I've got at least better car than you. with your fictional net worth you claim. oh did I just sounded like you haha
marco911 careers over.
excuse my lingo I had to match up these guys "standards"

p.s: time for you to change ID, you make us 911 owner look like ricers.

What?
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[JD¹³]

you make us 911 owner look like ricers.
You're not helping either.

[GabAlmighty]

winners: z3guy , rangerover

losers : craigslist mechanic and basemodel S vintage oh I'm sorry was your model S? no one thinks 996 as real porsche big time :).
I dont have the "FASTEST CAR" but I got better one but never ever flaunted that much like you. what are you Puff Daddy?
(yeah dude you sounded so f-in cool . I bet you were a loner or bullied to death nerd ) don't worry I have right to say this cus I've got at least better car than you. with your fictional net worth you claim. oh did I just sounded like you haha
marco911 careers over.
excuse my lingo I had to match up these guys "standards"

p.s: time for you to change ID, you make us 911 owner look like ricers.

How you made enough money to buy anything remotely that fast speaking the way you do is beyond me.

[hk20000]

drug money yo.

[BEEB]

i found it unbelievable that these so-called multi-million net asset guys with 100K+ vehicles, have that much time to fight and argue on Revscene. I used to be on revscene all the time when I'm in high school and university. But once I got a low pay job (simply because I can't afford a brand new Porsche), I found it hard to even browse Revscene, let alone flaunting about my vehicles here.

[Dtox89]

i found it unbelievable that these so-called multi-million net asset guys with 100K+ vehicles, have that much time to fight and argue on Revscene. I used to be on revscene all the time when I'm in high school and university. But once I got a low pay job (simply because I can't afford a brand new Porsche), I found it hard to even browse Revscene, let alone flaunting about my vehicles here.

Wtf else am i gonna do while waiting for arena Qs in WoW???

[Marco911]

i found it unbelievable that these so-called multi-million net asset guys with 100K+ vehicles, have that much time to fight and argue on Revscene. I used to be on revscene all the time when I'm in high school and university. But once I got a low pay job (simply because I can't afford a brand new Porsche), I found it hard to even browse Revscene, let alone flaunting about my vehicles here.

I'm in Boston watching the snow fall outside my window...wtf else am I supposed to do?

[Soundy]

You mean Marco911 *can't* control the weather?!

[JD¹³]

You mean Marco911 *can't* control the weather?!
It's always "snowing" while Marco is jerking off to pictures of himself.

[Energy]

Why are you unthankable!?

[Soundy]

^^ROFL

[Marco911]

winners: z3guy , rangerover

losers : craigslist mechanic and basemodel S vintage oh I'm sorry was your model S? no one thinks 996 as real porsche big time :).
I dont have the "FASTEST CAR" but I got better one but never ever flaunted that much like you. what are you Puff Daddy?
(yeah dude you sounded so f-in cool . I bet you were a loner or bullied to death nerd ) don't worry I have right to say this cus I've got at least better car than you. with your fictional net worth you claim. oh did I just sounded like you haha
marco911
excuse my lingo I had to match up these guys "standards"
p.s: time for you to change ID, you make us 911 owner look like ricers.
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Oxygen thief

[originalhypa]

i found it unbelievable that these so-called multi-million net asset guys with 100K+ vehicles, have that much time to fight and argue on Revscene.

:lol

Fuck that Renn Sport piece of asshole dingleball. Here's some hypa thanks to offset his loser troll fails.

[GabAlmighty]

I'm in Boston watching the snow fall outside my window...wtf else am I supposed to do?

Go drive you awd chariot in it?

[jpark]

oh my fuck.. this thread is still going? trololololololol

[BEEB]

:lol

Fuck that Renn Sport piece of asshole dingleball. Here's some hypa thanks to offset his loser troll fails.

Should I care about fails when I don't really go on Revscene ? :whistle:

But still thanks Hypa for that.. see you at the next Revscene meet if I can attend !

[dangonay]

I give you credit for your education, but you come off as some preachy know it all twat

Don't get upset because you posted some BS and got caught. Next time, do some research before posting so you don't look like a fool. It's clear you're a huge fan of BMW's. Being a fan, reading their brochures/owners manuals or even owning a couple does not make you an authority on them.

BTW, I work for BMW. Specifically, I diagnose problems with their electrical, electronic and computer/software systems. So the next time you want to post more of your infinite BMW knowldge, feel free to do so. And if you post some BS, I'm gonna call you on it.



And just to head off the inevitable: To other RS members, please don't PM me asking for help/advice fixing your BMW. It would be a conflict of interest for me to "work" on the side. All I'm going to do is direct you to the dealer anyway.

[Z3guy]

^ so you are a little techy geek who diagnoses problems?....you must be high up in the BMW food chain. LOL. First off, I don't post BS.....I am confident in my BMW knowledge....btw, I track my car Vs being some techy geek sitting in a backroom wishing he was important

So you work for BMW, wow, I owe you brownie badge!

I love guys who get some sort of empowerment from posting on RS

for me RS is sport.......

[originalhypa]

I love guys who get some sort of empowerment from posting on RS

You silly little man with your silly little ideas about things..... Aren't you doing the same with this thread?

According to this you have 20 posts in this thread alone.
http://www.revscene.net/forums/misc.php?do=whoposted&t=635198

.I love guys who have to overcompensate....

Such as yourself?

Hi, if anyone has a 04-05 Porsche 996 GT3 or 02-05 996 Turbo for sale I am interested. Must have less than 50,000kms. OK with US import. Please PM me if you know anyone selling one. Thxs.

I love this one here. You're such a baller, looking for a used Porsche, US import okay. And you were mocking marco for driving an old Porsche?

:lol


^ most don't, I have a Blaine shipping address/warehouse I get my stuff shipped and then just pick it up and pay HST....really easy man, PM if you like....

You say you're so busy making money, but you spend hours picking up your wheels from the US to save a couple hundred?

I've wasted enough time this morning figuring out who you really are and exposing that. Being that you are exactly the same person you're calling out makes me lol.

[SpuGen]

for me RS is sport.......

Don't you have a job?

[Z3guy]

^ exactly you wasted time on me = I win....hahahahaha

I must be important for someone to dig through all my old posts.......

[Z3guy]

Don't you have a job?

yeah, but this is fun!

[dangonay]

yeah, but this is fun!

So what is your job? And where did you go to school/study and what program?

[Z3guy]

^ tier one cpg and ubc......

[Soundy]

Wow, this thread should be renamed to "Who has the most letters after their name on RS?"

[originalhypa]

I must be important for someone to dig through all my old posts.......

Don't think too much about this. The truth is I haven't said much in the thread and wanted to remain pertinent.

:lol

[originalhypa]

^ tier one cpg and ubc......

truth is, I have a lot of respect for your internet persona. If the person behind that persona is telling the truth, respect has been earned. You appear to have your head on straight, and good taste for automobiles. Aside from the z3..... :hotbaby:


Wow, this thread should be renamed to "Who has the most letters after their name on RS?"

<timpo>I don't get it</timpo>




Now seriously, I need to get some work done.

[dangonay]

Wow, this thread should be renamed to "Who has the most letters after their name on RS?"

If someone won't tell you what they do then it's probably because it doesn't jive with their internet persona.

Once you tell people where you work or your education you've basically walked over to the social ladder, picked out a rung and said "this is where I'm at". Other people can say "oh, that guy's doing pretty good" whereas others might say "shit, I make 10 times what he does".

Usually it's the fakes who won't say anything about what they do so they can keep up their fake internet personality.

[Z3guy]

[QUOTE=originalhypa;7289250]truth is, I have a lot of respect for your internet persona. If the person behind that persona is telling the truth, respect has been earned. You appear to have your head on straight, and good taste for automobiles. Aside from the z3..... :hotbaby:

Originalhypa, I have no reason to lie about my posts or my persona....if people think I am full of shit...so be it.......I know how I live my life....like you, I am older than most RS members, but I find it very interesting to undertand how some adults think....obviously way different than me. I never take RS too seriously, this is great entertainment though.

btw, I never stated I am baller....I am a dude who likes nice shit but will always look for the most cost effective method to purchase it....I go by the mantra, "never pay retail"..........I am the first to admit, my Z3 was a POS!

[Z3guy]

If someone won't tell you what they do then it's probably because it doesn't jive with their internet persona.

Once you tell people where you work or your education you've basically walked over to the social ladder, picked out a rung and said "this is where I'm at". Other people can say "oh, that guy's doing pretty good" whereas others might say "shit, I make 10 times what he does".

Usually it's the fakes who won't say anything about what they do so they can keep up their fake internet personality.

do you know what CPG stands for? and why don't you share what your job title is at BMW? you haven't posted where you went to school?

[dangonay]

do you know what CPG stands for? and why don't you share what your job title is at BMW? you haven't posted where you went to school?
Maybe I should give you my full name while I'm at it? I already said which company I worked for and a specific job description. All you gave was a vague reference to your industry and UBC. That would be like me saying "I work for a car company and I fix things". I went to U of S and Waterloo.

[Z3guy]

^ i will play along......I am BC's general mgr at a top tier Liqour Manufacturer. I manage the p&l, supply chain, and sales in BC. I graduated from UBC Commerce.

You still haven't posted your title? what are you hiding? for all we know you could be BMW Canada's janitor.

[JD¹³]

My dick is at least an inch longer than both of yours combined.

My dad can also beat up your dad.

Seriously, are you two THAT petty?

[Qmx323]

this thread is getting too fucking real

[originalhypa]

Originalhypa, I have no reason to lie about my posts or my persona....if people think I am full of shit...so be it.......I know how I live my life....like you, I am older than most RS members, but I find it very interesting to undertand how some adults think....obviously way different than me. I never take RS too seriously, this is great entertainment though.

Agreed.
I don't think you're BS'ing at all. Like me, Dangonay, Marco, and even Soundy, we've been around for so long that it's not worth it to make things up. I see you as one of the more respected members simply based on some of the things you've posted.


btw, I never stated I am baller....I am a dude who likes nice shit but will always look for the most cost effective method to purchase it....I go by the mantra, "never pay retail"..........I am the first to admit, my Z3 was a POS!

haha, I love that Mantra.
:lol

[BEEB]

this is getting interesting...

<subscribed to this thread>

[originalhypa]

this is getting interesting...

<subscribed to this thread>

Are you kidding me?
You're about 5 days too late for excitement.

:fullofwin:

[RRxtar]

My dick is at least an inch longer than both of yours combined.

My dad can also beat up your dad.

Seriously, are you two THAT petty?
Hey guys Im just entering this thread with a 275lb bench press. What now?









WHAT NOW?