[Marco911]

Rules:
1)Car must be registered to your name.
2)You must own the car right now

List from reputable source:

Stock: HP
Stock 0-60 mph
Stock Qtr Mile

If relevant (and you have the time-slips/dyno results):

Modified: HP
Modified: 0-60 mph
Modified: Qtr-Mile

[hchang]

I think we all know the answer, and that would be Hyde :troll:

[Euro7r]

We gotta give Larry Chu (Xtc-604) some loving too :troll:

[gloors]

I think we all know the answer, and that would be Hyde :troll:

:troll: which car will he use
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[spyker]

:troll: which car will he use
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One of his many Bugatti Veyrons?

[1exotic]

Hyde imo

[KO7]

Rules:
1)Car must be registered to your name.


That disqualifies a lot of RS members :troll:

[Death2Theft]

Jailbird supra has everyone beat.

[EmperorIS]

This guy:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HSE5Vrqe1iM

[Marco911]

He might win the modifed sweepstakes but not the stock one.

[lowside67]

If relevant (and you have the time-slips/dyno results):

Modified: HP
Modified: 0-60 mph
Modified: Qtr-Mile
The car is in the middle of its transplant and is definitely NOT a drag car but should be pretty quick when it's done.

Once the v8 swap is complete, looking at approximately 315rwhp with a weight of 2400lbs + driver. There have been very few E36 LS1s run at the drag strip but most are heavier and run in the 12s. According to a few online calculators, they are coming up with between 11.3 and 11.6 with those power levels. I will do a night at the drag strip one of these days once the car is done, I expect a 12 flat is in the cards.

However, I am aware bench racing is bullshit so call this a "placeholder" until I have a slip to scan.

-Mark

[EmperorIS]

Avatar wins the modified for sure ...
with all his parts added up +500hp atleast to the wheel

[1exotic]

Jailbird supra has everyone beat.

okay Mr. XB

[Leopold Stotch]

isn't this what this thread is for? http://www.revscene.net/forums/rss-quickest-1-t382926.html

but i guess this will be for more active members.

[rawr]

alcoolaid's sti? 700+awhp

[mpr]

thought it was this guy!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=000Tam7SSak&feature=player_embedded

[TOPEC]

alcoolaid's sti? 700+awhp

700 crank hp sure, definitely not 700 wheel, more like 550 WHP

[orange7]

doesn't someone here have a orange lambo wrapped in matte black tape?

I don't remember his username.

[Qmx323]

dtox something?

[1exotic]

hmmm yeah dtox89... lp570, that'll probably be one of the tops for sure.

[.Renn.Sport]

I think we all know the answer, and that would be Hyde :troll:

it would be very possible for stock car when my 2011 GTR arrives end of March....

Stock: 530HP
0-60: 2.9s
1/4 Mile: 11.58@ 119.29 (according to magazine test):fuckyea:

[The_AK]

Who has the most stock car?

[jpark]

umm you guys, my hundeee is the fastest.. dont you know already? :fullofwin:

[Rich Sandor]

Usually the guy with the fastest car is the weakest driver. :)

Not always, but usually...

[Marco911]

:troll: which car will he use
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2011 gtr apparently
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[Marco911]

hmmm yeah dtox89... lp570, that'll probably be one of the tops for sure.


Unless he comes on and says that he abides by rule 1 & 2, we won't know.
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[Marco911]

Ok since everyone wants to talk about but nobody wants to show what they have in this dick measuring contest, I'll start:
2003 911 C4S

Stock: 315 hp
0-60: 4.6s
Source:MT
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[smk]

U guys forgot about Arash :fullofwin:

[Death2Theft]

Feel free to get a beating anytime your n/t rhd ass feels like it, and no it wont be from my dd shitbox. Easy 1k for u :) Owner of the mighty 2j.
okay Mr. XB

[1exotic]

Feel free to get a beating anytime your n/t rhd ass feels like it, and no it wont be from my dd shitbox.

lol why you mad though? it was my DD also, sold it....... :rolleyes:

[gloors]

U guys forgot about Arash :fullofwin:

:troll:
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[boatcaptain]

how about who has the slowest car on rs ill start i have a mini and a miata :)

[freakshow]

Stock: 315 hp
0-60: 4.6s
Source:MT
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Yours didn't include 1/4mile time, so I'll play..

2002 BMW M5
Stock: 400hp (394 corrected)
0-60: 4.7s
Qtr Mile: 13.2s

Source: MT (http://www.motortrend.com/roadtests/sedans/112_$$$$_2000_bmw_m5/specs_price.html)

[Vansterdam]

This guy:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HSE5Vrqe1iM

LOL just realize i know this guy

[rJZx]

U guys forgot about Arash :fullofwin:

Nissan Vigors
/thread.

:troll:

[kchan]

Ok since everyone wants to talk about but nobody wants to show what they have in this dick measuring contest, I'll start:
2003 911 C4S

Stock: 315 hp
0-60: 4.6s
Source:MT
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are you sure 4.6s?

2003 911 C2
Stock: 316hp
0-60: ~4.9s (lower if run with better tires :fullofwin:)
Source:MT

the c4s runs ~5.1 since it is heavier than the c2 :whistle:

[Marco911]

Yours didn't include 1/4mile time, so I'll play..

2002 BMW M5
Stock: 400hp (394 corrected)
0-60: 4.7s
Qtr Mile: 13.2s

Source: MT (http://www.motortrend.com/roadtests/sedans/112_$$$$_2000_bmw_m5/specs_price.html)

QTR mile in 13.1s according to C&D
0-60 in 4.6s

http://www.caranddriver.com/reviews/car/05q2/2003_porsche_911_carrera_4s-long-term_road_test

[Marco911]

are you sure 4.6s?

2003 911 C2
Stock: 316hp
0-60: ~4.9s (lower if run with better tires :fullofwin:)
Source:MT

the c4s runs ~5.1 since it is heavier than the c2 :whistle:

It depends how willing you are to abuse the drivetrain at launch I guess. A C4S has more traction than a C2.

[dangonay]

For Supra owners is the HP rating going to be their daily HP output, or the single monster run they had on the dyno before it was dialed back down?
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[Death2Theft]

Yada yada full interior streetcar vs race car. Stupid.

[kchan]

It depends how willing you are to abuse the drivetrain at launch I guess. A C4S has more traction than a C2.

The more traction part is true but thats because of the extra weight in the front
and that the America 996 C2 came with crap stock suspension as well :speechless: whereas the europe counterparts got the ROW30 suspension which made the c2 handle much better

[lowside67]

Err... no. This is simple, in a launch, the more traction you have propelling the car forward, the faster you will get to 60mph. To get more traction... 4 wheels > 2 wheels. Hence from a dead stop, a 4WD car will stomp an identical 2WD car.

From a roll, when there is no wheelspin, then there is no advantage to AWD and then it is simply the ratio of power/weight assuming there are no major differences in aero, rolling resistance, etc.

Basically, from a dead stop, Marco is going to pwn you until the point where his faster launch is outweighed by your better power/weight ratio. If you guys were rolling down the road at 20mph and then went for it, you will beat him.

Get it?

-Mark

[GLOW]

Usually the guy with the fastest car is the weakest driver. :)

Not always, but usually...


i thought it was usually the guy w/ the fastest car has the smallest penis

:troll:

[fliptuner]

how about who has the slowest car on rs ill start i have a mini and a miata :)

Bone stock '71 Corolla with a 2spd Toyoglide, rollin' on 12's. I think I'm faster than a stock Samurai though. LOL

[lowside67]

i thought it was usually the guy w/ the fastest car has the smallest penis

:troll:
It's the guy with the biggest truck has the smallest penis.

http://forum.ecoustics.com/bbs/messages/4/488785.jpg

That has "small dick" written all over it lol.

[stewie]

how about who has the slowest car on rs ill start i have a mini and a miata :)

ooooh ive so got you beat!

my 'ploder on 34's cant go more then 100kmph in 5th gear lol...bloody thing sounds like a fucking tank rolling down the highway...those tires just fucking screeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeam hahahaahahaha

ps.

lowside67 tsk tsk tsk...i have a huge truck...my penis is far from small....if you'd like i can give out women as reference to verify it ;)

[lowside67]

lowside67 tsk tsk tsk...i have a huge truck...my penis is far from small....if you'd like i can give out women as reference to verify it ;)
Yeah dude, that's awesome, I'd totally love to talk to some women about your dick... :failed:

But dont worry, if your truck makes it look like you have a small dick, bragging about how huge you are on the internet is much better. :troll:

-Mark

[Death2Theft]

There was an episode of topgear that covered the c4 vs the c2.

[Marco911]

So an 8 year old stock Porsche is the quickest car on RS? That's a poor showing, guys. Come on, who has a quicker car?

[.Renn.Sport]

So an 8 year old stock Porsche is the quickest car on RS? That's a poor showing, guys. Come on, who has a quicker car?

:failed:

I'm sorry, but I'm sure my 2nd faster car right now is still faster than yours... hell even my Panamera 4S is probably faster than your C4S

09 997 C4S PDK
HP: 385HP
0-60: 4.3s
1/4 mile: 12s ish (not sure, no one tested it)

The best your 8 year old Porsche could do is about the same as my E46 M3...
:fullofwin:

[lowside67]

You dont count, resident douchebag.

[.Renn.Sport]

Right, cuz no one can beat my '11 GTR, even Dtox's LP570 is just on par in terms of performance with the GTR

:fuckyea:

[hotong]

Right, cuz no one can beat my '11 GTR, even Dtox's LP570 is just on par in terms of performance with the GTR

:fuckyea:

brool story

[donjalapeno]

:failed:

I'm sorry, but I'm sure my 2nd faster car right now is still faster than yours... hell even my Panamera 4S is probably faster than your C4S

09 997 C4S PDK
HP: 385HP
0-60: 4.3s
1/4 mile: 12s ish (not sure, no one tested it)

The best your 8 year old Porsche could do is about the same as my E46 M3...
:fullofwin:

pics or you dont own shit.

[mpr]

curious. how fast is it? mods, hp, 1/4 mile? :fullofwin:

Right, cuz no one can beat my '11 GTR

[smk]

Right, cuz no one can beat my '11 GTR, even Dtox's LP570 is just on par in terms of performance with the GTR

:fuckyea:

STFU HYDE
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[Not really racist!]

pics don't count unless you have a piece of paper with hyde on it visible on the windshield

[ricerboy]

91 Honda Civic Si
Stock: 116hp
Stock 0-60 in 8.1sec
Stock Qtr Mile 16.2 82mph

[tofu1413]

Top Speed 145mph
0 to 60 6.2
0-400m (1/4 mile) 14.9

stock 00' ITR specs... :whistle:

[Marco911]

:failed:

I'm sorry, but I'm sure my 2nd faster car right now is still faster than yours... hell even my Panamera 4S is probably faster than your C4S

09 997 C4S PDK
HP: 385HP
0-60: 4.3s
1/4 mile: 12s ish (not sure, no one tested it)

The best your 8 year old Porsche could do is about the same as my E46 M3...
:fullofwin:

You flunk rule 1 and 2. Thanks for playing. Buh-bye.

[Nightwalker]

Edit fine, with the rules and everything:


1992 Dodge Stealth R/T Twin Turbo

Stock: 300
Stock 0-60 mph: 5.7
Stock Qtr Mile: 14.2

Modified: ?
0-60 mph: ?

At Thunder in the Valley '05:

Best 60': 1.827
Best E/T: 13.295
Best Trap: 104.64

[Zulu]

:facepalm:

[.Renn.Sport]

You flunk rule 1 and 2. Thanks for playing. Buh-bye.

ummm no, the cars are registered under my company which is also fully owned by me
:fuckyea:

[Lomac]

So an 8 year old stock Porsche is the quickest car on RS? That's a poor showing, guys. Come on, who has a quicker car?

I'm pretty sure there are plenty of faster cars. Most people just don't care to brag about it.

Also, my old C2 was faster than your 911... ;)

[CharlieH]

2006 BMW M6
Stock: 507
0-60: 4.6
1/4 mile: 12.8

my 335 was pretty quick too but it wasn't under my name lol

[hk20000]

List from manufacturer:

1984 Toyota Corolla SR5

Stock: 83HP
Stock 0-60 mph 13.7
Stock Qtr Mile 19.3

If relevant (and you have the time-slips/dyno results):

Modified: 242HP - stock F20C power rating amirite?
Modified: 0-60 mph 5.7
Modified: Qtr-Mile 13.7 @ 101 mph

I just wanna post coz this post made me look up stock AE86 SR5 qtr mile and 0-60 time and it makes me chuckle.

[Marco911]

ummm no, the cars are registered under my company which is also fully owned by me
:fuckyea:

You couldn't manage your way out of a paperbag, much less manage a company.

Prove that you own the cars, or STFU.

[Marco911]

Also, my old C2 was faster than your 911... ;)

Rule 2: You need to own it right now.

[Marco911]

2006 BMW M6
Stock: 507
0-60: 4.6
1/4 mile: 12.8

my 335 was pretty quick too but it wasn't under my name lol

Great! You're the new leader in stock qtr-mile. I'm still leading in 0-60 since C&D managed to wring 4.5s out of my car.

[tofu1413]

List from manufacturer:

1984 Toyota Corolla SR5

Stock: 83HP
Stock 0-60 mph 13.7
Stock Qtr Mile 19.3

If relevant (and you have the time-slips/dyno results):

Modified: 242HP - stock F20C power rating amirite?
Modified: 0-60 mph 5.7
Modified: Qtr-Mile 13.7 @ 101 mph

I just wanna post coz this post made me look up stock AE86 SR5 qtr mile and 0-60 time and it makes me chuckle.

19.3....... a shopping cart could outrun it :fullofwin:

[Xavie]

No pics, nobody owns nothing. I can say I own the fastest car too then... But I don't.

[some_punk]

instead of coming here and just showing off that you can read a magazine, how bout you guys actually take your cars out to events and drive them? Prove it with time slips

[.Renn.Sport]

You couldn't manage your way out of a paperbag, much less manage a company.

Prove that you own the cars, or STFU.

so what u gonna do when you see my cars?
such my dick?
:hotbaby:

marco stop being a little bitch that my C4S is much nicer than yours....:troll:

[.Renn.Sport]

instead of coming here and just showing off that you can read a magazine, how bout you guys actually take your cars out to events and drive them? Prove it with time slips

u mean drive in a straight line?

how about we each ship our cars to the nurburgring, have a run at it and see who have the fastest time around the ring?
:rolleyes:

[Groot]

u mean drive in a straight line?

how about we each ship our cars to the nurburgring, have a run at it and see who have the fastest time around the ring?
:rolleyes:

better yet, why not ship your cars here and bring it to the RS spring meet so we can all see your "porsches" that you claim to own.

[PK-EK]

Shun Suzuki!!!

[.Renn.Sport]

better yet, why not ship your cars here and bring it to the RS spring meet so we can all see your "porsches" that you claim to own.

too bad canadian customs won't allow it
blame canada

[ilvtofu]

u mean drive in a straight line?

how about we each ship our cars to the nurburgring, have a run at it and see who have the fastest time around the ring?
:rolleyes:

You set the date, you should have no problem shipping everyone else's car with your deep pockets


too bad canadian customs won't allow it
blame canada

What makes you think that?

[Zulu]

:facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm:

[Midnitez]

does my 1000RR count? :D

[GabAlmighty]

This thread is dumb

[Soundy]

Rules:
1)Car must be registered to your name.
2)You must own the car right now

List from reputable source:

Stock: HP
Stock 0-60 mph
Stock Qtr Mile

If relevant (and you have the time-slips/dyno results):

Modified: HP
Modified: 0-60 mph
Modified: Qtr-Mile

Sounds like someone's craving validation again... :nicethread: :failed:

[dangonay]

too bad canadian customs won't allow it
blame canada

With my work at Transport Canada I could arrange for you to bring a car here for a short period of time.

Everyone going to the RS meet will have to chip in and pay your shipping costs if you actually show up. You have nothing to lose, and can shut everyone up at once. It would be the ultimate pwnage.

So, which car do you want to bring?

[Marco911]

so what u gonna do when you see my cars?
such my dick?
:hotbaby:

marco stop being a little bitch that my C4S is much nicer than yours....:troll:

Funny how you have time to talk a lot of smack but can't pull out a mobile phone and take a photo of the registration document with your name on it.
Do we have to remind you of the time you showed photos of the Carrera GT you claimed was yours but turned out to be from Quebec?

At this point, we will settle for a picture of the cars with your name programmed into the navigation.

See ya Dougie..
PS. My C4S is faster than your rice-burner Yaris. ;)

[Marco911]

This thread is dumb

Thanks for the validation, volvo-boy. That must be why it is one of the most viewed/replied to threads in this forum since it's been posted.

[PJ]

hmmm yeah dtox89... lp570, that'll probably be one of the tops for sure.

Didn't he sell that orange one and buy a black Superleggra?

[GLOW]

You couldn't manage your way out of a paperbag, much less manage a company.


19.3....... a shopping cart could outrun it :fullofwin:

these 2 comments made me chuckle, i had to thank them.

[unit]

Thanks for the validation, volvo-boy. That must be why it is one of the most viewed/replied to threads in this forum since it's been posted.

you mean like the hyde hotpot thread?

[hk20000]

yes the read count is equivalent to the size of your e-penis. didn't you read the internet for dummies manual?

[punkwax]

http://onscreencars.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/TheHomer.jpg

[originalhypa]

Can we ban hyde from this thread only?
Srsly, he makes my brain hurt. All the years of reading his crap, I swear, it's made me dumber. I should sue him and his company and buy my own 2011 GTR.


Anyway, I'll be in the running again this year. 0-60 and all that is anyone's guess, but I ran a 13.2 10x on my last trip to the track. Now with a bigger turbo and awic setup I should be a bit faster. Or I could finish the 67' and rip it old school.

[Berzerker]

Danz ran 10.90's in his civic and will be faster next year.

I only managed 13.6@112mph on low boost.

Berz out.

[originalhypa]

Danz ran 10.90's in his civic and will be faster next year.

Any info on the car?
Like how he runs? Is it a street car?

Sounds like a beast!

[Nightwalker]

My penis is a billion

[hal0g0dv2]

:Popcorn

[Marco911]

Ok, so the current standings are:

Stock:

0-60: 4.5s (Marco911's C4S)
1/4mi: 12.8s (CharlieH's M6)

Modified:
So far none of the modified cars here have a faster 1/4mi trap time or 0-60 than the 2 cars above.

[asahai69]

http://www.google.ca/url?source=imgres&ct=img&q=http://helli6n.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/homer_facepalm-e1280200310972.jpg&sa=X&ei=1xU1TdGTGYegsQPA4OGvBQ&ved=0CAQQ8wc&usg=AFQjCNHMUbgzUFps58NeQYEY9B0Q2bbcxg

[seekerbeta]

I dont want to turn this into a big thing,

1973 Firebird
HP: 815 Crank (Dyno Proven)
1/4 Mile: 7s (Estimated right now, Motor did 9 @ 157 in a 4000lb 1980 Lemans, this car is going to be 2800 and change when complete)

But it doesnt Count (this car is a titleless car)


so

2002 Nissan Sentra Spec-V
HP: 270ish (stock Plus Mods)
1/4 Mile: Never tested, but it runs a 9 in the 1/8th

or

1974 Chevy Vega Wagon Kammback
HP: 350ish
0-60: Roughly 5 seconds
1/4 Mile: 12.84

[Berzerker]

Danz / 10.972 @ 131.09 / '96 Civic hatch / D16Z6 turbo

Driven to the track and home and to get groceries every now and again.


Berz out.

[tofu1413]

too bad canadian customs won't allow it
blame canada

not entirely true.. there is a loop hole.. :fullofwin:

[gloors]

:worthless::facepalm:

[Volvo-brickster]

2005 mustang gt
Stock
14.11@100.53

I suck at driving
Can't upload the time slips, do it when i get to my computer
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[GabAlmighty]

Thanks for the validation, volvo-boy. That must be why it is one of the most viewed/replied to threads in this forum since it's been posted.

Bahaha, yes. Along with the most off topic posts. You have 5 pages and what? 3-4 submissions. And, you got a problem with volvo's?
http://images2.memegenerator.net/ImageMacro/4243243/U-MAD-COME-AT-ME-BRO.jpg?imageSize=Large&generatorName=Gangsta-Orangutan

[Marco911]

Bahaha, yes. Along with the most off topic posts. You have 5 pages and what? 3-4 submissions.

That's because a 911 and an M6 are faster than 99% of the cars on the road.


And, you got a problem with volvo's?


Only the ones in the fast lane.

[lowside67]

This guy wins:
http://www.revscene.net/forums/showthread.php?t=625701

(As long as the contest isnt a beauty contest) *ducks*

[observer]

No one here has a GT-R?

[1exotic]

No one here has a GT-R?

there's lots of people on this board with ferrari's, lambo's, R35, you name it... most just don't post much.

[spyker]

there's lots of people on this board with ferrari's, lambo's, R35, you name it... most just don't post much.

Or feel the need to brag about it.

[Soundy]

Or feel the need to brag about it.

Those with C4Ss, on the other hand...

[GLOW]

there's lots of people on this board with ferrari's, lambo's, R35, you name it... most just don't post much.


for a moment i thought you were gonna say something sarcastic like:

there's lots of people on this board with ferrari's, lambo's, R35, you name it...but have no way to prove it when called out on it

[Marco911]

Or feel the need to brag about it.

This thread is objective because it is data driven. Those whining are just bitter their cars can't break the 5 sec barrier to 60 or the 13s quarter mile.
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[jing]

Didn't he sell that orange one and buy a black Superleggra?

A 570 is a Superleggera
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[spyker]

This thread is objective because it is data driven. Those whining are just bitter their cars can't break the 5 sec barrier to 60 or the 13s quarter mile.
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Oh please,give it up already,enough with your e penis dick measuring,it's played out and it makes you look like a self righteous prick.

Does it really matter if some people have a car that can't break the 5 sec barrier to 60 or run the quarter mile in 13 seconds,is it that important for you to know this?

To the many "car enthusiasts " on here,they really don't give two shits what numbers their cars run,they just simply enjoy them and are proud of what they got,along with many others that feel the same,and that's what's important to them.

Nobody is whining or is bitter,maybe it's just you that feel this way.

Just so you know,I have built a few cars in my younger years that will destroy your Porsche,you don't see me bragging about it.

[Marco911]

Oh please,give it up already,enough with your e penis dick measuring,it's played out and it makes you look like a self righteous prick. Does it really matter if some people have a car that can't break the 5 sec barrier to 60 or run the quarter mile in 13 seconds,is it that important for you to know this?

Clearly attributes such as hp and acceleration are of great importance to enthusiasts. We have lists about fastest car around Nurburgring, fastest car around the Top Gear's test track, why not quickest car on RS? The ones whining are the ones who are taking it personally because they can't compete.


To the many "car enthusiasts " on here,they really don't give two shits what numbers their cars run,they just simply enjoy them and are proud of what they got,along with many others that feel the same,and that's what's important to them.

That's funny - The thread is clearly titled, "quickest car on RS." For those who view this thread with bitterness go ahead and start "Why I feel my slow-ass car deserves recognition"


Nobody is whining or is bitter,maybe it's just you that feel this way.

Hahaha. Since this is an objective ranking, I'm letting the cards fall as they may. The rules are simple and fair. I have no idea ahead of time who will be in the standings at the end of the day.


Just so you know,I have built a few cars in my younger years that will destroy your Porsche,you don't see me bragging about it.

Your desperate need to compete is transparent.

[Zyzz]

wrong forum dude,

your looking at 6speedonline or luxury4play forums :)

[observer]

Clearly attributes such as hp and acceleration are of great importance to enthusiasts. We have lists about fastest car around Nurburgring, fastest car around the Top Gear's test track, why not quickest car on RS? The ones whining are the ones who are taking it personally because they can't compete.

It's interesting I find it more fun chatting with those who know and appreciate cars (the features, pros and cons, etc.) than those who may own them but have no idea what their expensive machinery can do.

To me, those who understand cars as engineering masterpiece are the real enthusiasts.

So what I have a faster car than you but what's the point to put you down. We all have different needs there is more to life than 0-60 and 1/4 mile, no?

[Marco911]

It's interesting I find it more fun chatting with those who know and appreciate cars (the features, pros and cons, etc.) than those who may own them but have no idea what their expensive machinery can do.

To me, those who understand cars as engineering masterpiece are the real enthusiasts.

So what I have a faster car than you but what's the point to put you down. We all have different needs there is more to life than 0-60 and 1/4 mile, no?

1) There are many other threads to discuss subjective aspects of various cars, which I do participate in. This is not one of those threads.
2) You should list your vehicle if it is quicker. Unlike some others in here, I do not feel "put down" if someone has a quicker vehicle. ;)

[observer]

2) You should list your vehicle if it is quicker. Unlike some others in here, I do not feel "put down" if someone has a quicker vehicle. ;)

Of course, this is your thread, but I'm too lazy to list the numbers, look at my avatar if you must.

Really, we all buy our cars for our own needs. Some like 0-60 and 1/4 mile, some prefer the stealth factor, others biggest bang for the buck, many for comfort and luxury features. Or safety. And I suppose few for the showoff factor to a certain degree. Some buy the cheapest car to fit their needs.

I rather talk to a Civic owner who appreciates what an AMG can do than a Bugatti owner who only knows how to cruise Robson to get some pathetic attention.

Maybe you can share with us what you like most about your C4S?

[Marco911]

Of course, this is your thread, but I'm too lazy to list the numbers, look at my avatar if you must.

If my understanding is correct that is a picture of the intake of a 997TT?

You've been posting here for a few years, and I've always wondered whether you had one. I've never seen you posting any personal impressions of the car, so I assumed you were just a fan of the 911 Turbo because there's little point to using a pic in your sig but never talking about the car.


Really, we all buy our cars for our own needs. Some like 0-60 and 1/4 mile, some prefer the stealth factor, others biggest bang for the buck, many for comfort and luxury features. Or safety. And I suppose few for the showoff factor to a certain degree. Some buy the cheapest car to fit their needs.

I rather talk to a Civic owner who appreciates what an AMG can do than a Bugatti owner who only knows how to cruise Robson to get some pathetic attention.

Maybe you can share with us what you like most about your C4S?

Again, let's try to keep within the scope of the current thread. This is about ranking the top 3-5 quickest cars owned by members on RS!

[Soundy]

THIS is the fastest car on RS - none of you could pass it on the road! :noob:

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2172/2087593219_6df38e1417.jpg

[PuYang]

this thread barely has anyone posting speeds of their cars... ;(

frankly, i prefer if this thread can be changed to where people can brag about their cars beating the factory RATED speeds. IE: my prelude is rated at 6.9 seconds for 0-60. i'd be hella proud and be bragging if after my mods, i get ~6.2 seconds for example.

as of right now, my slow prelude has no right to be on this thread ;[

[spyker]

wrong forum dude,

your looking at 6speedonline or luxury4play forums :)

They probably don't want him there either.

[Z3guy]

2004 Porsche GT3
Stock:
0-60mph:4.5 secs
quarter mile: 12.0 @ 119mph
top speed: 190mph
skidpad: 1.03g
nurburgring time: 7:56

My GT3 is modified with Cargraphic headers, exhaust, high flow filter, DME tune, so should be a tad faster

[Mugen EvOlutioN]

^

shit thats fast

[Death2Theft]

He could give them metrofashion advice tho. Then again those guys are probally too old to care.

[Z3guy]

^ actually, my car is slow Vs real fast cars out there......any modified 993 turbo and up would make me look silly, however, my car was never built for straight line speed.

My buddy has a 800hp modified GT2, everytime I drive his car, you don't accelerate, you just wish where you want to be and you are there.....having big power is great, but big power and traction is orgasmic......

[Berzerker]

No one wants to comment on the Civic being the fastest car so far????

Here's another civic on pump gas just for all you "luxury" car guys out there....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eTTHRrT9YdE&feature=related

He's a member of RS as well.

Berz out.

[JD¹³]

Can bikes play in this thread? :p

[GabAlmighty]

That's because a 911 and an M6 are faster than 99% of the cars on the road.

Only the ones in the fast lane.

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHA. You're level of ignorance is outstanding. Albeit, this isn't Tampa, or Houston... But a 911 and an M6 are most definitely not the fastest cars on the road here.

It's a shame really, because porsches are really the only "supercar" manufacturer that I like. And you're making porsche owners look like idiots. So tuck your e-penis away and go slide into something backwards.

Oh, and my vehicle could pwn you anyday.

Can bikes play in this thread? :p

Well I mean, it's not faster than an M6 or a 911...

[rJZx]

^ actually, my car is slow Vs real fast cars out there......any modified 993 turbo and up would make me look silly, however, my car was never built for straight line speed.

My buddy has a 800hp modified GT2, everytime I drive his car, you don't accelerate, you just wish where you want to be and you are there.....having big power is great, but big power and traction is orgasmic......

:worthless:

[Death2Theft]

No one cares it's a fwd honda.
No one wants to comment on the Civic being the fastest car so far????

Here's another civic on pump gas just for all you "luxury" car guys out there....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eTTHRrT9YdE&feature=related

He's a member of RS as well.

Berz out.

[Death2Theft]

But the real question Marco wants to know is... how are u gonna look stepping out of it in an armani suit.
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHA. You're level of ignorance is outstanding. Albeit, this isn't Tampa, or Houston... But a 911 and an M6 are most definitely not the fastest cars on the road here.

It's a shame really, because porsches are really the only "supercar" manufacturer that I like. And you're making porsche owners look like idiots. So tuck your e-penis away and go slide into something backwards.

Oh, and my vehicle could pwn you anyday.



Well I mean, it's not faster than an M6 or a 911...

[rJZx]

No one cares it's a fwd honda.

:spamarama:

[Marco911]

2004 Porsche GT3
Stock:
0-60mph:4.5 secs
quarter mile: 12.0 @ 119mph
top speed: 190mph
skidpad: 1.03g
nurburgring time: 7:56

My GT3 is modified with Cargraphic headers, exhaust, high flow filter, DME tune, so should be a tad faster

C/D tested the GT3
0-60 mph at 4.0 secs
and the 1/4mile at: 12.3s.

I can't find any reference to a 12.0s 1/4 mile time. Care to list it?

C/D times are usually the quickest because they adjust for atmospheric conditions and use a high friction test track for launching.

[Berzerker]

No one cares it's a fwd honda.

Once again your sandy vag comes out. Your really showing me what a little bitch you are.


Berz out.

[GabAlmighty]

C/D times are usually the quickest because they adjust for atmospheric conditions.

So... They "tune" the car. Car's are a lot less susceptible to "atmospheric" conditions. Unless you're at 6000'.

But the real question Marco wants to know is... how are u gonna look stepping out of it in an armani suit.

Probably look retarded. That's fine, I don't plan on wearing one of those things... Just think of all the car parts I could buy.
http://i499.photobucket.com/albums/rr359/GabAlmightu/P1010773.jpg

[Marco911]

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHA. You're level of ignorance is outstanding. Albeit, this isn't Tampa, or Houston... But a 911 and an M6 are most definitely not the fastest cars on the road here.

Learn to read. Where did I say that a 911 and M6 are the fastest cars on the road?


It's a shame really, because porsches are really the only "supercar" manufacturer that I like. And you're making porsche owners look like idiots. So tuck your e-penis away and go slide into something backwards.


Aww. Thanks for proving my point about the bitterness thing and the desperate need to compete for all those whining in my thread. See below:



Oh, and my vehicle could pwn you anyday.


Laughable.

[Marco911]

So... They "tune" the car. Car's are a lot less susceptible to "atmospheric" conditions. Unless you're at 6000'.


My understanding is that their published results are tested times mathematically adjusted since cars could be tested at different times of the year (different ambient temps) etc.

[Marco911]

Current Standings for the stock vehicles:

0-60:
1) Z3Guy - Porsche GT3 4.0s
2) Marco911 - Porsche 911 C4S 4.5s
3) CharlieH - BMW M6 - 4.6s

Qtr-mile
1) Z3Guy- Porsche Gt3 12.3s
2) CharlieH - BMW M6 - 12.8s
3) Marco911 - 911C4S - 13.1s

[Death2Theft]

Right because a fwd car on slicks has so much bearing on what a "fast street car" is. Enjoy the torque steer.
Honduz out.
Once again your sandy vag comes out. Your really showing me what a little bitch you are.


Berz out.

[rJZx]

^ Im pretty sure other members with BETTER cars have seen this thread and just refused to showboat and post their times.

[Death2Theft]

Just like i'm sure those "better" cars wont be fwd.

[GabAlmighty]

Learn to read. Where did I say that a 911 and M6 are the fastest cars on the road?

Aww. Thanks for proving my point about the bitterness thing and the desperate need to compete for all those whining in my thread. See below:

Laughable.
Sorry, 99% percent. I rounded. Go cry about it.
And i'm not whining. You're just being a dumb fuck. Got a problem with my truck? Atleast i'll survive the zombie apocalypse.

My understanding is that their published results are tested times mathematically adjusted since cars could be tested at different times of the year (different ambient temps) etc.

So what're they testing the cars at then? Standard temp. 15C? Unless they're being cheaters and dropping the temp to -5,-10.

[Lomac]

Right because a fwd car on slicks has so much bearing on what a "fast street car" is. Enjoy the torque steer.
Honduz out.

This thread has nothing to do with simply "street cars." Notice he asked about both stock AND modified? Nothing states they have to be daily driven road cars.

[Hondaracer]

Right because a fwd car on slicks has so much bearing on what a "fast street car" is. Enjoy the torque steer.
Honduz out.

a 10 second honda on slicks is pretty fast on street radials too..

[Berzerker]

Tommy's Teg ran 11.xx on Street tires and pulls on Liter bikes on the highway... but that's just a shitty FWD Honda...

Berz out.

[Midnitez]

Can bikes play in this thread? :p

we got totally filtered out man hahaha they can't touch us

[Marco911]

^ Im pretty sure other members with BETTER cars have seen this thread and just refused to showboat and post their times.

I call B.S. There are members here that either fabricate the cars they own (hi Hyde), or post about their parent's, uncle, friend's car. The rules are clear. You have to have the car registered in your name.

[El Dumbasso]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v332/dumbass/anseven.jpg
0-60 in 3.48 according to the manufacturer. (http://www.deman-motorsport.com/standardspecs.htm)

[Marco911]

a 10 second honda on slicks is pretty fast on street radials too..

Actually FWD cars have problems hooking up during launch on street tires. Anyone know of a FWD stock car that can break 6 seconds to 60?

[Marco911]

Sorry, 99% percent. I rounded. Go cry about it.

I cry for the state of our education system when it spits out people who don't know the statistical meaning of the 99th percentile and feel they can simply round up. And you have the nerve to call me dumb?


And i'm not whining. You're just being a dumb fuck. Got a problem with my truck? Atleast i'll survive the zombie apocalypse.

I'm sure it's fun trying to keep that thing from rolling over everytime you meet a corner.


So what're they testing the cars at then? Standard temp. 15C? Unless they're being cheaters and dropping the temp to -5,-10.

Not sure of the exact details but C/D publishes the explanation of how they test their cars.

[Berzerker]

Actually FWD cars have problems hooking up during launch on street tires. It is rare for them to even break 6 seconds. Anyone know of a FWD stock car that can get to 60 faster than 6 secs on street tires?

2005 Chevrolet Cobalt SS 6.1 14.6
2003 Dodge SRT-4 5.6 14.1
2004 Dodge SRT-4 5.3 13.9 Stock boost add boost controller watch numbers plummet.


Berz out.

[Lomac]

Actually FWD cars have problems hooking up during launch on street tires. It is rare for them to even break 6 seconds. Anyone know of a FWD stock car that can get to 60 faster than 6 secs on street tires?

Neon SRT4 does 0-60 in 5.6 seconds (according to C/D).
Cobalt SS does the same in 5.9 (same source).

Edit: Damn, Berz beat me to it.

[Berzerker]

I call B.S. There are members here that either fabricate the cars they own (hi Hyde), or post about their parent's, uncle, friend's car. The rules are clear. You have to have the car registered in your name.


What so I provide youtube proof and exact timeslips for other RS members cars but because they don't come in here and e-brag themselves the timeslips don't count?

Berz out.

[m4k4v4li]

I own a rocket with wheels. 0-60 in 0.5 seconds. registered in MY name. i have big dick too btw.

[rJZx]

^damn thats faster than my new bugatti veyron that i just bought for this thread.... my old SRT4 and Cobalt were FWD meaning they were shitty so i upgraded. :troll:

[jjll]

Ok, so the current standings are:

Stock:

0-60: 4.5s (Marco911's C4S)
1/4mi: 12.8s (CharlieH's M6)

Modified:
So far none of the modified cars here have a faster 1/4mi trap time or 0-60 than the 2 cars above.

0-60:
1) Z3Guy - Porsche GT3 4.0s
2) Marco911 - Porsche 911 C4S 4.5s
3) CharlieH - BMW M6 - 4.6s

Qtr-mile
1) Z3Guy- Porsche Gt3 12.3s
2) CharlieH - BMW M6 - 12.8s
3) Marco911 - 911C4S - 13.1s

Before the GT3 guy comes out, he ignores all the other submissions and just puts top numbers
Now its about the top 3?
Guess someone just has to have his name on the list haha

[Marco911]

Before the GT3 guy comes out, he ignores all the other submissions and just puts top numbers
Now its about the top 3?
Guess someone just has to have his name on the list haha

Guess someone is gonna have to push me off the top 3. ;)

[Nightwalker]

... or you could just include Berzerker or something.

[Midnitez]

1000RR that i bought w/ my own money, 2.9s 0-60 according to e-peen.com

doesn't mean shit to be quick.... u can hv fun in ur modded to hell EF or blastin in ur luxurious Lambo SV what matters is u have fun n stop worryin about ur e-peen

i ride a 1000 n take the bus in the winter ;P

[Culverin]

1000RR that i bought w/ my own money, 2.9s 0-60 according to e-peen.com

doesn't mean shit to be quick.... u can hv fun in ur modded to hell EF or blastin in ur luxurious Lambo SV what matters is u have fun n stop worryin about ur e-peen

i ride a 1000 n take the bus in the winter ;P



First off, e-peen.con isn't a real site. :speechless:

Yes, I checked...
<--- :failed: (lols)



I ride an Aprilia SR50 (50cc scooter), and unlike you, I've been riding almost everyday during the winter.
Takes REAL peen (not e-peen) to slowly pass 18-wheelers and their massive blindspots while in the left lane.

[Midnitez]

First off, e-peen.con isn't a real site. :speechless:

Yes, I checked...
<--- :failed: (lols)



I ride an Aprilia SR50 (50cc scooter), and unlike you, I've been riding almost everyday during the winter.
Takes REAL peen (not e-peen) to slowly pass 18-wheelers and their massive blindspots while in the left lane.

hahaha yes it does scooters get eaten alive by 18-wheelers.... i tried my friends scooter.... n that's why i decided to take the 1000RR hahaha the slower u are on 2 wheels.... the more dangerous it is...

hahahahaha u actually tried goin to e-peen.com? xD

[Marco911]

... or you could just include Berzerker or something.

He is quickest so far in modified vehicles.

[versep]

He is quickest so far in modified vehicles.

Built not bought.

[Soundy]

This argument is pointless; it's long been established that Marco has the fastest car around:

I blame brown hypa.
He lives an hour ahead of the rest of us.

Or maybe it was Marco. His C4S was so fast, it actually broke time itself. Then he had sex with a blonde swede nympho, but blew his load early, cause that's just how he rolls.

[Great68]

You guys realize that there's a timeslips thread in the racing forum?

These people can actually back up the numbers they've posted

ALL TIME RS quickest - past and present

POWER ADDER class - forced induction and/or nitrous

1) upgradedsupraa / 9.90 @ 146.2 / 1.65 60' / '89 Supra / turbo / 3.0l
2) Bluelight / 10.777 @ 129.25 / '89 Civic Hb / LSVtec / turbo / Mission / pic1 pic2
3) raene / 10.909 / 135.31 mph / 1.815 60' on 24.5" slicks / Crx si / LSVTEC Turbo / Mission
4) danz 10.912 @ 127.33 mph / 1.699 60ft / 1990 Civic hatch D16A6 Non-VTEC Holset / 2210lbs - Mission
5) G2Teggin / 11.180 @ 140.86 / 1.952 60' / '90 Integra / Turbo / DOT Bias Plys / Ashcroft @ 1700'
6) JikJak / 11.344@124.80 mph / 1.795 60' / 06 cls55
7) aeowner / 11.354 @ 128.77mph / 1.731 60' / 1988 10ae rx7 20B gt45 microtech / Mission
8) Smokin80/ 11.471 @ 124.24 / 1.652 60'/ 95 Talon TSi - 2.0 litre FP3065/ Ashcroft
9) SidewaysInto3rd / 11.4xx @ 119.xx / '94 T-top Z28 M6 / nitrous
10) Draco / 11.53x @ 131 / 2.18 60' / '00 vette vert / vortech s trim, 12 psi, methanol inj...
11) arturiusma7 / 11.56x @ 125.xx / 1.98 60 ft / 87 rx7 13bt microtech mission 5 spd on street tires
12) Slo40 / 11.583 @ 120.72 mph / 1.694 60' / 240sx - SR20DET Holset HX-35 / Ashcroft(1700')
13) kent stacey / 11.685 @ 126.63 / 1.746 60 ft / 24.5 " slicks / 03 full interior turbo rsx s 2950 lbs without driver / straight 94 pump gas
14) Dre / 11.797 @ 122.05 / 1.74 60ft / '92 civic Si / D16Z6 SOHC-T / Mission
15) pimpinpete / 11.81x @ 118.09 / 1.7 60' / eg hb / h22a / turbo / Mission t&t
16) SMZ / 11.843 @ 121.xx / MKIV Supra / turbo / Mission
17) 13bt / 11.88x @ 112 / 1.64 .60 foot / 88rx7 / ashcroft
18) littlevtec / 11.94x @ 112.xx / '91 Civic HB / turbo / 1.8l / Mission / pic
19) fc-racer / 12.01x @ 120.xx / '91 Eagle Talon AWD / turbo /2.0l / Mission
20) Robx7fcna / 12.04 @ 114 mph / 89 civic si / B16 turbo 10psi
21) deadhero / 12.07x @ 114 / x.xx 60' / '97 civic sedan / 1.8L LS / slicks / Mission 2007
22) Spin4G63 / 12.09x @ 115.9.xx / Eagle Talon AWD / turbo / 2.0L / pic
23) 18gsir / 12.153 @ 116.47 / 1.900 60ft / '91 civic cx / d16y8 / 1.6l turbo / Mission
24) upgradedsupraa / 12.21x @ 119.26 / '79 Cutlass / nitrous / 5.7l / Mission
25) candyred_240sx / 12.227 @ 112.6 mph / 1.86 60ft / s13 240sx sr20det on 245 street tires / 2950lbs - Mission
26) CDizzle_996 / 12.245 @ 115.06 / 1.822 / 92 Civic Si Turbo / 2355LBS - Mission
27) BLUE_CIVIC_RACER / 12.458 @ 115.88 / 1.945 60ft / '87 Mazda RX7 TII
28) Black240Sx / 12.4 @ 114 / 2.18 60ft. / '90 240sx / KA24E / turbo
29) T2Small / 12.522 @ 115.38 / 1.965 60' / '97 Talon AWD / Turbo / Mission
30) GT-Four / 12.52 @115 / 2.0 60ft / single turbo mkiv supra
31) 18gsir / 12.551 @ 109.51 / '99 civic SiR / 1.8l / turbo / Mission
32) Talonted / 12.57 @ 110.28 / Eagle Talon AWD / turbo / 2.0l
33) 89SiR / 12.59 @ 112.9 / '89 Civic / turbo / 1.6l / Mission
34) TurboTalon / 12.80 @ 109.6x / Eagle Talon / turbo / 2.0l
35) Touring240 / 12.85 @ 107.25 / 1.87 60ft / '91 Nissan 240SX / turbo / 2.0l
36) uglyhatch / 12.897 @ 103.16 / 1.901 60ft / '89 skyline gtr
37) phresh_5 / 12.930 @ 104.46 / 95 Civic 4DR / Stock SOHC Z6-Turbo / mission
38) K20a / 12.976 @ 112.07 / 2.0 60-ft / 92 Civic CX SOHC Turbo / 2100 LBS / Mission
39) kuldud / 13.092 @ 103.48 / 1.836 60' / 8.363 @ 82.85 1/8th / 2006 STI
40) Hanz_P / 13.7 @ 98.5 mph / 1.8 60' / 1997 Eclipse GSX / Mission

NO POWER ADDER class - all motor, no forced induction or nitrous

1) Jr.'s_G2 / 11.955 @ 113.85mph /1.706 60' / '89 civic/ Na / 23" slicks / Misson
2) jonathan / 12.02 @ 110.76mph / 1.61 60' / Mustang LX / 5.0l / NA
3) Muskys SS / 12.54 @ 112.96 / 2.03 60' / '96 Camaro SS / 5.7l
4) Bluelight 12.608 @ 107.47 mph / '89 civic hb / NA / B18A-LS-VTEC / Mission
5) GIZZ / 12.717 @ 104.73 / 1.834 60' / '92 Civic cx / 2.0l / @ Kent
6) RagingAngel(driving c-speedracing, Crescent's car) 12.830 / 106.34 / 1.846 60' / dc gsr / Mission
7) TheSalesman aka Druggie 12.864 / 105.14 mph / 1.742 60' 23" slicks / Prelude Srv / NA H22 / Mission
8) civic_rice / 12.949 @ 105.89 mph / 2.012 60 ft / 97 civic sedan b20vtec NA on slicks / 2380lbs-mission
9) 87sivtec / 13.029 @ 101.75 mph / 1.804 60' / 87 CRX HF/ N.A. B16 / Mission
10) Spork / 13.35 @ 98.17 / 1.801 60' / '93 Civic HB / NA / B16 / Mission
11) Iceman_19 / 13.50 @ 100.3mph / 1.90 60' / '89 Mustang LX / 5.0
12) Druggie / 13.565 / 104.05 mph / 2.1 60' on falken rt 615 / Prelude Srv / NA H22 / Mission
13) BlackRCode / 13.58 @ 104.7 / '03 Mach 1 Stang / MOD 4.6l dohc
14) anorexicsti / 13.641 @ 101.40 mph / 2.160 60' / civic vx hb / 1.8 b18b / Mission
15) dubzz24 / 13.70 @ 103.21 / crap 2.1 60' / 2001 BMW M3 bone stock with full interior and gf in the passenger seat
16) Raene / 13.86 @ 97.2x / crx si / b16a / Mission
17) super7 / 13.895 @ 99.5 / '85 RX7 GSL/SE / 13B
18) Hanz_P / 13.96 @ 96.7MPH / 1.9 60' / 1994 MX6 2.5L V6 / Mission
19) alloveryou / 14.04 @ 97.42 / 5 gen civic hb / b18c1
20) craigp / 14.1 @ 102 97 / mustang gt
21) dubzz24 / 14.22 @ 98mph - 2.4 60' / 89 Civic DX - h22a w/ exhaust
22) E-40six / 14.355 @ 94.27 / '00 ITR / 1.8l
23) Chris / 14.41 @ 96.95MPH / 9.384 @ 77.19MPH 1/8 mile / 2.32 60ft street all seasons / 98 Maxima SE 5MT / I/Y/E / Mission
24) 90si / 14.532 @ 96.57 mph / 2.331 60' / 90 civic si Dohc vtec / Mission
25) SleePeR_CrX / 14.612 @ 95.6x / '90 crx si / 1.8l / Mission
26) 90VrX / 14.673 @ 93.75 / crx si / 2.0l / Mission
27) 18gsir / 14.694 @ 90.76 / 2.105 60ft / '91 civic cx / b18a1 / 1.8l n/a / Mission
28) Eclypz / 14.93 @ 93.35 / g2 integra RS / 1.8l / Mission / pic
29) deebee-II / 14.955 @ 93.97 / g2 gsr / 1.7l
30) super7 / 14.959 @ 92.19mph / '85 RX7 GSL/SE 12A 1/2 bridgeport, weber 48 IDA, RE road race header, 4.44 LSD, street tires

BIKES, SLEDS
Iceman-19 / 12.11 @ 114.79 / 2.13 60' / '99 CBR 600 F4 / .6ltr / Mission

OUTLAW - anything goes, not daily driven, trailer queen, unable to pass VI, whatever...

1) littlevtec / 10.737 @ 128 / 91 Civic HB / turbo / Mission
2) 68bird / 10.78 @ 133. / crx / turbo / ls vtec / @ boti Kent
3) littlevtec / 12.xx @ xx.xx / civic hb / NA / gsr swap / Mission test and tune so long ago, what did it run Regan?
4) 68bird / 13.01 @ 103.xx / crx / NA / ls vtec 1.8l

[Z3guy]

C/D tested the GT3
0-60 mph at 4.0 secs
and the 1/4mile at: 12.3s.

I can't find any reference to a 12.0s 1/4 mile time. Care to list it?

C/D times are usually the quickest because they adjust for atmospheric conditions and use a high friction test track for launching.

got the stats from wikipedia who got the data from Swedish sports car magazine Automobil 5.06

[Z3guy]

Built not bought.

what is your pt? I am assuming more props for someone who built their own ride? dude, I have had a few built E36 turbo and sc cars in the day and I would never do that shit again. It would take 10mins to warm up, head gaskets blowing, oil leaks, software issues, the list goes on and on.... For a toy car, I'd rather buy a fast car and do some basic mods instead of making a Civic into a 600hp beast.

I like to fill up my car and go for a drive knowing I have nothing to worry about:)

[dangonay]

dude, I have had a few built E36 turbo and sc cars in the day and I would never do that shit again. It would take 10mins to warm up, head gaskets blowing, oil leaks, software issues, the list goes on and on....

If you're having that many problems with a tuned car than you (or the person who built it) are shitty at their job. I've helped many customers build tuned cars that have lots of power, excellent reliability and drivability.

The Lower Mainland is full of shops that call themselves tuners who are nothing more than parts changers. Hell, they can't even think for themselves to properly engineer a car - they look at what others have done (usually in magazines) and bolt the same stuff on their car, thinking that's all there is to it.

[Z3guy]

^ nothing to do with the shop I used, they regularly build 600+hp Pcar TT. It was the poorly designed turbo and sc kits that were suppose to be the best.

I am sure there allot of skilled mechanics and fabricators out there, but how many shops have the skill, equipment, and knowledge of a car manufacturer.

There are allot of Ford GT TT or Supra TT that are faster than a Bugatti Veryon, but who cares?

As good as the aftermarket reliability and driveability has become, it is not even close to OEM.

I'd rather have a Doctor of Engineering design and build my car Vs some dude that has built some fast cars over the years.

[originalhypa]

So how does one get added to the list above?
It is in dire need of an update.

:lol

[Berzerker]

5) G2Teggin / 11.180 @ 140.86 / 1.952 60' / '90 Integra / Turbo / DOT Bias Plys / Ashcroft @ 1700'


I think this is the most badass time on that list so far..... Street tires :) HONDA!!!


Berz out.

[91civicZC]

You guys realize that there's a timeslips thread in the racing forum?

These people can actually back up the numbers they've posted

ALL TIME RS quickest - past and present

POWER ADDER class - forced induction and/or nitrous

1) upgradedsupraa / 9.90 @ 146.2 / 1.65 60' / '89 Supra / turbo / 3.0l
2) Bluelight / 10.777 @ 129.25 / '89 Civic Hb / LSVtec / turbo / Mission / pic1 pic2
3) raene / 10.909 / 135.31 mph / 1.815 60' on 24.5" slicks / Crx si / LSVTEC Turbo / Mission
4) danz 10.912 @ 127.33 mph / 1.699 60ft / 1990 Civic hatch D16A6 Non-VTEC Holset / 2210lbs - Mission
5) G2Teggin / 11.180 @ 140.86 / 1.952 60' / '90 Integra / Turbo / DOT Bias Plys / Ashcroft @ 1700'
6) JikJak / 11.344@124.80 mph / 1.795 60' / 06 cls55
7) aeowner / 11.354 @ 128.77mph / 1.731 60' / 1988 10ae rx7 20B gt45 microtech / Mission
8) Smokin80/ 11.471 @ 124.24 / 1.652 60'/ 95 Talon TSi - 2.0 litre FP3065/ Ashcroft
9) SidewaysInto3rd / 11.4xx @ 119.xx / '94 T-top Z28 M6 / nitrous
10) Draco / 11.53x @ 131 / 2.18 60' / '00 vette vert / vortech s trim, 12 psi, methanol inj...
11) arturiusma7 / 11.56x @ 125.xx / 1.98 60 ft / 87 rx7 13bt microtech mission 5 spd on street tires
12) Slo40 / 11.583 @ 120.72 mph / 1.694 60' / 240sx - SR20DET Holset HX-35 / Ashcroft(1700')
13) kent stacey / 11.685 @ 126.63 / 1.746 60 ft / 24.5 " slicks / 03 full interior turbo rsx s 2950 lbs without driver / straight 94 pump gas
14) Dre / 11.797 @ 122.05 / 1.74 60ft / '92 civic Si / D16Z6 SOHC-T / Mission
15) pimpinpete / 11.81x @ 118.09 / 1.7 60' / eg hb / h22a / turbo / Mission t&t
16) SMZ / 11.843 @ 121.xx / MKIV Supra / turbo / Mission
17) 13bt / 11.88x @ 112 / 1.64 .60 foot / 88rx7 / ashcroft
18) littlevtec / 11.94x @ 112.xx / '91 Civic HB / turbo / 1.8l / Mission / pic
19) fc-racer / 12.01x @ 120.xx / '91 Eagle Talon AWD / turbo /2.0l / Mission
20) Robx7fcna / 12.04 @ 114 mph / 89 civic si / B16 turbo 10psi
21) deadhero / 12.07x @ 114 / x.xx 60' / '97 civic sedan / 1.8L LS / slicks / Mission 2007
22) Spin4G63 / 12.09x @ 115.9.xx / Eagle Talon AWD / turbo / 2.0L / pic
23) 18gsir / 12.153 @ 116.47 / 1.900 60ft / '91 civic cx / d16y8 / 1.6l turbo / Mission
24) upgradedsupraa / 12.21x @ 119.26 / '79 Cutlass / nitrous / 5.7l / Mission
25) candyred_240sx / 12.227 @ 112.6 mph / 1.86 60ft / s13 240sx sr20det on 245 street tires / 2950lbs - Mission
26) CDizzle_996 / 12.245 @ 115.06 / 1.822 / 92 Civic Si Turbo / 2355LBS - Mission
27) BLUE_CIVIC_RACER / 12.458 @ 115.88 / 1.945 60ft / '87 Mazda RX7 TII
28) Black240Sx / 12.4 @ 114 / 2.18 60ft. / '90 240sx / KA24E / turbo
29) T2Small / 12.522 @ 115.38 / 1.965 60' / '97 Talon AWD / Turbo / Mission
30) GT-Four / 12.52 @115 / 2.0 60ft / single turbo mkiv supra
31) 18gsir / 12.551 @ 109.51 / '99 civic SiR / 1.8l / turbo / Mission
32) Talonted / 12.57 @ 110.28 / Eagle Talon AWD / turbo / 2.0l
33) 89SiR / 12.59 @ 112.9 / '89 Civic / turbo / 1.6l / Mission
34) TurboTalon / 12.80 @ 109.6x / Eagle Talon / turbo / 2.0l
35) Touring240 / 12.85 @ 107.25 / 1.87 60ft / '91 Nissan 240SX / turbo / 2.0l
36) uglyhatch / 12.897 @ 103.16 / 1.901 60ft / '89 skyline gtr
37) phresh_5 / 12.930 @ 104.46 / 95 Civic 4DR / Stock SOHC Z6-Turbo / mission
38) K20a / 12.976 @ 112.07 / 2.0 60-ft / 92 Civic CX SOHC Turbo / 2100 LBS / Mission
39) kuldud / 13.092 @ 103.48 / 1.836 60' / 8.363 @ 82.85 1/8th / 2006 STI
40) Hanz_P / 13.7 @ 98.5 mph / 1.8 60' / 1997 Eclipse GSX / Mission

NO POWER ADDER class - all motor, no forced induction or nitrous

1) Jr.'s_G2 / 11.955 @ 113.85mph /1.706 60' / '89 civic/ Na / 23" slicks / Misson
2) jonathan / 12.02 @ 110.76mph / 1.61 60' / Mustang LX / 5.0l / NA
3) Muskys SS / 12.54 @ 112.96 / 2.03 60' / '96 Camaro SS / 5.7l
4) Bluelight 12.608 @ 107.47 mph / '89 civic hb / NA / B18A-LS-VTEC / Mission
5) GIZZ / 12.717 @ 104.73 / 1.834 60' / '92 Civic cx / 2.0l / @ Kent
6) RagingAngel(driving c-speedracing, Crescent's car) 12.830 / 106.34 / 1.846 60' / dc gsr / Mission
7) TheSalesman aka Druggie 12.864 / 105.14 mph / 1.742 60' 23" slicks / Prelude Srv / NA H22 / Mission
8) civic_rice / 12.949 @ 105.89 mph / 2.012 60 ft / 97 civic sedan b20vtec NA on slicks / 2380lbs-mission
9) 87sivtec / 13.029 @ 101.75 mph / 1.804 60' / 87 CRX HF/ N.A. B16 / Mission
10) Spork / 13.35 @ 98.17 / 1.801 60' / '93 Civic HB / NA / B16 / Mission
11) Iceman_19 / 13.50 @ 100.3mph / 1.90 60' / '89 Mustang LX / 5.0
12) Druggie / 13.565 / 104.05 mph / 2.1 60' on falken rt 615 / Prelude Srv / NA H22 / Mission
13) BlackRCode / 13.58 @ 104.7 / '03 Mach 1 Stang / MOD 4.6l dohc
14) anorexicsti / 13.641 @ 101.40 mph / 2.160 60' / civic vx hb / 1.8 b18b / Mission
15) dubzz24 / 13.70 @ 103.21 / crap 2.1 60' / 2001 BMW M3 bone stock with full interior and gf in the passenger seat
16) Raene / 13.86 @ 97.2x / crx si / b16a / Mission
17) super7 / 13.895 @ 99.5 / '85 RX7 GSL/SE / 13B
18) Hanz_P / 13.96 @ 96.7MPH / 1.9 60' / 1994 MX6 2.5L V6 / Mission
19) alloveryou / 14.04 @ 97.42 / 5 gen civic hb / b18c1
20) craigp / 14.1 @ 102 97 / mustang gt
21) dubzz24 / 14.22 @ 98mph - 2.4 60' / 89 Civic DX - h22a w/ exhaust
22) E-40six / 14.355 @ 94.27 / '00 ITR / 1.8l
23) Chris / 14.41 @ 96.95MPH / 9.384 @ 77.19MPH 1/8 mile / 2.32 60ft street all seasons / 98 Maxima SE 5MT / I/Y/E / Mission
24) 90si / 14.532 @ 96.57 mph / 2.331 60' / 90 civic si Dohc vtec / Mission
25) SleePeR_CrX / 14.612 @ 95.6x / '90 crx si / 1.8l / Mission
26) 90VrX / 14.673 @ 93.75 / crx si / 2.0l / Mission
27) 18gsir / 14.694 @ 90.76 / 2.105 60ft / '91 civic cx / b18a1 / 1.8l n/a / Mission
28) Eclypz / 14.93 @ 93.35 / g2 integra RS / 1.8l / Mission / pic
29) deebee-II / 14.955 @ 93.97 / g2 gsr / 1.7l
30) super7 / 14.959 @ 92.19mph / '85 RX7 GSL/SE 12A 1/2 bridgeport, weber 48 IDA, RE road race header, 4.44 LSD, street tires

BIKES, SLEDS
Iceman-19 / 12.11 @ 114.79 / 2.13 60' / '99 CBR 600 F4 / .6ltr / Mission

OUTLAW - anything goes, not daily driven, trailer queen, unable to pass VI, whatever...

1) littlevtec / 10.737 @ 128 / 91 Civic HB / turbo / Mission
2) 68bird / 10.78 @ 133. / crx / turbo / ls vtec / @ boti Kent
3) littlevtec / 12.xx @ xx.xx / civic hb / NA / gsr swap / Mission test and tune so long ago, what did it run Regan?
4) 68bird / 13.01 @ 103.xx / crx / NA / ls vtec 1.8l

The only post in this thread that means anything. Without timeslips the rest is posing and bench racing.

[Phil@rise]

I'm quite confident I have the slowest but I can't verify that I dont think my old girl would pass tech on any track. she's big heavy and old.
Although iirc our shop gtr ran 12.8 missing third gear (syncro is worn). but I cant find the time slip to back that up. If we get around to it we'll pull the tranny fix that and see what kind of improvements we can make to that

[SumAznGuy]

Just found some of my old timeslips.
02 S2000. Car was built to run in B stock in autoX.
Usual autoX mods. Front sway bar, K&N filter, exhaust, and running on 225/50/16 Kumho V710's.
14.638 @ 96.07 mph
2.423 60 ft'er.

There was another run where I missed third gear.

14.733 @ 96.71 mph
2.243 60 ft'er.
I had another run

[dangonay]

^ nothing to do with the shop I used, they regularly build 600+hp Pcar TT. It was the poorly designed turbo and sc kits that were suppose to be the best.

I am sure there allot of skilled mechanics and fabricators out there, but how many shops have the skill, equipment, and knowledge of a car manufacturer.

As good as the aftermarket reliability and driveability has become, it is not even close to OEM.

I'd rather have a Doctor of Engineering design and build my car Vs some dude that has built some fast cars over the years.
If the shop puts on cheap kits/parts then it's still their fault. I've refused to work on numerous cars because the parts were inferior. If you can't look at a component and determine if it's made properly then you have no business installing it.

Have you looked at a new BMW (or other high-end car) and seen the "quality" engineering that goes into them? Doesn't matter how good the engineer is if he's taking his orders from an accountant that gives him a strict budget and timeline to develop a component.
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[ilvtofu]

Actually FWD cars have problems hooking up during launch on street tires. Anyone know of a FWD stock car that can break 6 seconds to 60?

Even your grandma's camry V6 can do that...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xjkzg_NK7WM

[rawr]

^ The guy had 245/45-R18 Yoko Advan S4's.

I had a '07 Camry V6 as well, but the best I could manage 0-100 was about 6.4

[Marco911]

got the stats from wikipedia who got the data from Swedish sports car magazine Automobil 5.06

Noted. We'll use the C/D spec since the Euro spec GT3 may be different from U.S. spec.

[Marco911]

You guys realize that there's a timeslips thread in the racing forum?

These people can actually back up the numbers they've posted

ALL TIME RS quickest - past and present

Nice list for the modified category. I guess it's now time to rank who has the fastest OEM cars on RS.

[Marco911]

^ The guy had 245/45-R18 Yoko Advan S4's.

I had a '07 Camry V6 as well, but the best I could manage 0-100 was about 6.4

Agreed. There's also speedo error to account for when you change your tires/wheels to a different diameter.

[ilvtofu]

^ The guy had 245/45-R18 Yoko Advan S4's.

I had a '07 Camry V6 as well, but the best I could manage 0-100 was about 6.4


Yeah but accord V6 + altima V6 can do just as good if not better from factory. Point is standard everyday FWD cars are still pretty fast 0-60

[GabAlmighty]

I cry for the state of our education system when it spits out people who don't know the statistical meaning of the 99th percentile and feel they can simply round up. And you have the nerve to call me dumb?

I'm sure it's fun trying to keep that thing from rolling over everytime you meet a corner.

Not sure of the exact details but C/D publishes the explanation of how they test their cars.
I know exactly what it meant. Except when people say 99%, the assumption that goes along with it is that essentially everything in said category save a few examples. I was simply stating that you were completely false, and still are.

Nah, not really cuz I drive slow and don't have to worry about it. I didn't buy it for cornering, I bought it for reliability and for going to cool places that you can't go in your slow car.

Link me, cuz honestly it just sounds like a scam so people like you can refer to it and make it seem more legitimate.
Nice list for the modified category. I guess it's now time to rank who has the fastest OEM cars on RS.

[Great68]

Actually FWD cars have problems hooking up during launch on street tires. Anyone know of a FWD stock car that can break 6 seconds to 60?

MS3, 08/09 Cobalt SS, Caliber SRT-4...

All cars around the 30K mark to boot.

[JD¹³]

we got totally filtered out man hahaha they can't touch us
Haters :troll:

[Euro7r]

This thread has potential to be FC material. :fullofwin:

[Marco911]

I know exactly what it meant. Except when people say 99%, the assumption that goes along with it is that essentially everything in said category save a few examples. I was simply stating that you were completely false, and still are.

Do you really think more than 1% of the cars on the road in BC accelerate quicker than an M6 or C4S? Cars that are quicker are few and far between.

[GabAlmighty]

Do you really think more than 1% of the cars on the road in BC accelerate quicker than an M6 or C4S? Cars that are quicker are few and far between.

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Chevy Trailblazer SS
"Heinricy tested a two-wheel-drive version that achieved 60 mph in 5.4 seconds, the quarter-mile in 13.9 seconds, and 0.80 g on the skidpad"
From C/D

2003-2004 Cobra
"Cobra from 0-60 mph in 4.5 seconds and the quarter mile in the high 12's at over 110 mph"
From Wikipedia

2000 Cobra R (Ok, this ones rare i'll give you that)
"This limited-edition, 385-horse pony runs 12s and pulls 1.01g!... Our acceleration tests revealed steam catapult-like launches with 60 mph arriving in just 4.4 seconds... That compares favorably with the Corvette's 4.8-second run to 60 and 13.3 at 108.6 through the quarter mile." -Motor Trend April, 2000 Issue.

Corvette (C6)
0-60 in 4.6
Didn't feel like finding the 1/4

Corvette (Z06)
"Car and Driver recorded a 0-60 mph time of 3.6 seconds and 1/4 mile in 11.8 seconds at 122 mph in a March 2007."

2008 C63 AMG
"An aggressive right foot generates can't-help-smiling burnouts, while a more restrained squeeze yields a fuss-free launch, followed by a hair-raising 3.9-second explosion to 60 mph, easily outrunning the other two. Upshifts happen quickly, leaving just the smallest interruption in the surge of power on the way to a blazing 12.3-second quarter-mile at 116 mph" - Car and Driver

[Marco911]

HAHAHAHAHHAHA
<snipped retard laughter>


Chevy Trailblazer SS
From your precious car and driver.

How is that faster than a C4S which C/D clocked at 4.5s to 60 and 13.1s in the 1/4 mi. Are you going to say you rounded-up again?

[GabAlmighty]

How is that faster than a C4S which C/D clocked at 4.5s to 60 and 13.1s in the 1/4 mi. Are you going to say you rounded-up again?

No, I'm going to say it's a fucking SUV.

[Marco911]

2000 Cobra R (Ok, this ones rare i'll give you that)
"This limited-edition, 385-horse pony runs 12s and pulls 1.01g!... Our acceleration tests revealed steam catapult-like launches with 60 mph arriving in just 4.4 seconds... That compares favorably with the Corvette's 4.8-second run to 60 and 13.3 at 108.6 through the quarter mile." -Motor Trend April, 2000 Issue.

<Yawn> That's a stretch to find one on the road. While it may be faster than my C4S, it's still not faster than my 996 Turbo at 4.0s to 60 and 12 second 1/4 mi.

[Marco911]

No, I'm going to say it's a fucking SUV.

Yeah a 2WD SUV? That makes as much sense as Ronald McDonald in a Tuxedo.

[GabAlmighty]

I never ever see C63's or Z06's on the road though bro... So I guess you're right.

[Marco911]

I never ever see C63's or Z06's on the road though bro... So I guess you're right.

I think you should stop weaseling by admitting that the times you quoted for the Cobra are for the SVT, which is super rare.

As far as C63s and Z06, you might see 1 for every couple of hundred cars. So yes, I am right.

Here's a good rule of thumb: If we disagree, I am right and you are wrong.

[spyker]

<Yawn> That's a stretch to find one on the road. While it may be faster than my C4S, it's still not faster than my 996 Turbo at 4.0s to 60 and 12 second 1/4 mi.

The real question is,do you have the skill to be able to drive a 996 turbo to accomplish those speeds.

Or do you just bench race,due to the lack of driver skill?

[GabAlmighty]

Here's a good rule of thumb: If we disagree, I am right and you are wrong.

The real question is,do you have the skill to be able to drive a 996 turbo to accomplish those speeds.

Or do you just bench race,due to the lack of driver skill?

Oh really? Well I have a big e-peen too buddy old boy. And for one, you still haven't linked me to anything about this "correction for atmospheric condition" thing that C/D does.

And my apologies, I was scanning and there are indeed different models of the Cobra.

He's scared of sliding out of a corner back end first and bursting into flames.

[Momo251212]

um......cx9......
hp:....idk...250 ish...?
weight:....2 tons?
0-60: never tested.
0-100: takes forever.

but i got 7 seats tho. i think i have the slowest car~
haha

[Marco911]

Oh really? Well I have a big e-peen too buddy old boy.

So rather than accepting a good old fashioned defeat and saying I was right all along, this is the best you can come up with?


And for one, you still haven't linked me to anything about this "correction for atmospheric condition" thing that C/D does.

Pick up any of their magazines...it's in the fine print.


He's scared of sliding out of a corner back end first and bursting into flames.

PSM is my friend.

[Marco911]

The real question is,do you have the skill to be able to drive a 996 turbo to accomplish those speeds.

Or do you just bench race,due to the lack of driver skill?

Nothing wrong with bench racing on a forum, now is there?

[rJZx]

I really havent been paying 100% attention to marco911 but what car does he own again?
definately beats my POS but I am just curious.
Ps, today on the way to the gym and to the gas station I saw two different z06 black and red. no pics cause i dont keep my camera at bay to take pictures of cars.

[spyker]

He's scared of sliding out of a corner back end first and bursting into flames.

It would not happen,the PSM system in the Porsche C4S was designed to prevent stuff like that happening.It would make even bench racers like Marco look skilled behind the wheel of a Porsche.

Now put him behind the wheel of a Porsche 930 turbo,that would be a totally different story.It actually takes alot of skill to drive one of those beasts hard,without crashing or sliding wildly out of control.

[spyker]

Nothing wrong with bench racing on a forum, now is there?

Nothing wrong with bench racing,unless you are a poser that brags alot on what's written on paper,but cannot back up those claims when the time comes in the real world.

[observer]

So the conclusion, Z3guy takes the crown with the 2004 GT3 from Marco911's 2003 996 C4S.

[GabAlmighty]

So rather than accepting a good old fashioned defeat and saying I was right all along, this is the best you can come up with?



Pick up any of their magazines...it's in the fine print.



PSM is my friend.
Well, I ran out of things. You have essentially dug your own grave with this thread. You're coming across as a typical "greater than thou" figure, I feel sorry for you and whoever you bring into this world.

So... Does it actually tell you what they do? Because from the sounds of it what they're doing is they would be adjusting the car for the density altitude at which the testing is done, incase you're retarded this is pressure altitude corrected for the temperature on that day. The only time this changes a lot are on days when the pressure is excessively "off". That, and you have to be at altitude... Not a couple hundred feet above sea level.

Now, what this density altitude does for us is correct the "performance" for however high that the car feels like it's at. Hence, if you're high up or on a hot day when the air is less dense the car will perform poorly.

That being said, I've never heard of using this method to correct say an acceleration graph. Which is what they would have to "fix". I use it to determine speeds while cruising.

Unless of course they are re-tuning the machine everyday they test it in order to perform at it's peak on the day.

And to expand on that last point... Are they then driving the car then putting the numbers into a formula which would put the acceleration as if the car was driving in -10 weather?

And, you fail for needing a computer to drive your car.

Nothing wrong with bench racing on a forum, now is there?
It's fucking annoying cuz nothing gets accomplished.

It would not happen,the PSM system in the Porsche C4S was designed to prevent stuff like that happening.It would make even bench racers like Marco look skilled behind the wheel of a Porsche.

Now put him behind the wheel of a Porsche 930 turbo,that would be a totally different story.It actually takes alot of skill to drive one of those beasts hard,without crashing or sliding wildly out of control.

No school like the old school.

[Berzerker]

How is that faster than a C4S which C/D clocked at 4.5s to 60 and 13.1s in the 1/4 mi. Are you going to say you rounded-up again?


SRT8 Jeep 0 to 60 mph time of 4.6 seconds and a quarter mile dragstrip of 13.2 seconds at 104.1 miles per hour


That's a Jeep......

Berz out.

[Marco911]

So the conclusion, Z3guy takes the crown with the 2004 GT3 from Marco911's 2003 996 C4S.

Yes. Although, I also have a 996TT and Porsche says it's a tad quicker than the GT3. C/D tested one to 60 at 3.9s.

[versep]

Yes. Although, I also have a 996TT and Porsche says it's a tad quicker than the GT3. C/D tested one to 60 at 3.9s.

so you bought some expensive and quick cars, what else is there to it?

[Qmx323]

guys, i think this is what he intended in the first place

http://i52.tinypic.com/2jc7k3t.jpg

:troll:

[Marco911]

so you bought some expensive and quick cars, what else is there to it?

What's your point?

[ilvtofu]

Yes. Although, I also have a 996TT and Porsche says it's a tad quicker than the GT3. C/D tested one to 60 at 3.9s.

:speechless:
Something isn't adding up here... let me get this straight, you brought your second quickest car into a "who has the quickest car" thread?

I have a feeling this thread is going to become the "who has the quickest car with a beige (or other colour) interior on RS?" or "who has the quickest car with a c4s badge on the trunk" thread. You obviously have more self esteem/confidence issues than RS can help you with. Take that money and visit a shrink.

[Marco911]

:speechless:
Something isn't adding up here... let me get this straight, you brought your second quickest car into a "who has the quickest car" thread?

I have a feeling this thread is going to become the "who has the quickest car with a beige (or other colour) interior on RS?" or "who has the quickest car with a c4s badge on the trunk" thread. You obviously have more self esteem/confidence issues than RS can help you with. Take that money and visit a shrink.

Lol. Someone is a little pissed off. Are the rules not general enough for anyone to participate? 0-60 and 1/4 mile are pretty standard measures, and the data is objective and not subject to manipulation.

The point is certainly not for me to win, but to get a ranking of the quickest cars in here. Many people here have pretty fast cars but won't bother to participate if they see someone has a quicker car than them. As I stated earlier, I was pretty surprised that an 8 yr old Porsche even made it to the top 3 here.

[originalhypa]

You obviously have more self esteem/confidence issues than RS can help you with.

Are you new here or something?

:fullofwin:

[Energy]

Consider for a moment the demographics of revscene and maybe you won't be that surprised. Why not start this thread on the Porsche forums? I'm sure you'll find that your cars aren't even going to be top 20.

And you asked who has the fastest stock car? With no actual proof that you can actually drive that fast or any timeslips. Question might as well be "Who here has the most money?". I don't know about you but people don't ask that question because it comes of as being cocky or arrogant. Just saying.

[JD¹³]

Marco you're a fucking poseur.

But this is entertaining, carry on.
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[Qmx323]

where is ws6ta

[Szeto]

real rich people with fast rides won't bother with forums much... too busy partying and making $$ =/

[Berzerker]

Marco911 what's the fastest time you've run in the quarter Mile... please post a timeslip to back it up. If you can't post up a time slip Get The Fuck OUT of your own thread.

Berz out.

[freakshow]

I think this could actually be a fun thread if marco wasn't the one to start it. it would be cool to compare each others cars.. it *is* a car forum after all.

[spyker]

Marco911 what's the fastest time you've run in the quarter Mile... please post a timeslip to back it up. If you can't post up a time slip Get The Fuck OUT of your own thread.

Berz out.

He will never be able to produce a timeslip from the track to back up his claims,he will simply come up with a lame excuse,or dodge the subject with more bench racing.

[lowside67]

Yes. Although, I also have a 996TT and Porsche says it's a tad quicker than the GT3. C/D tested one to 60 at 3.9s.
When did you buy a 996TT?

[GabAlmighty]

No witty retort oh great Marco?

[JD¹³]

No witty retort oh great Marco?
He's too busy flipping through the pages of Car And Driver for more stats on cars he doesn't actually own :speechless:

[Berzerker]

I was just going over my timeslips from last season and my fastest MPH was 113mph I was on snow tires my ET was 13.68. Marco911 what did you run? That was only 10psi of boost as well :)

Berz out.

[1exotic]

15/16/17+ year old inline 6 imports such as skyline gt-r, supra tt, and mazda rx7's are doing the 1/4 in 12-14 sec and accelerate between the 4 to 5 second range... stock.

so lol.

[Hondaracer]

Marco's times were generated by a car and driver computer.

[boostfever]

i don't understand why someone would need two all wheel drive porsches. and both 996.

[rawr]

Surprised he still hasn't posted yet

[Soundy]

He's too busy flipping through the pages of Car And Driver for more stats on cars he doesn't actually own :speechless:

:fullofwin:

[Szeto]

surprised no one said "does it have vatk?" ....

[ilvtofu]

surprised no one said "does it have vatk?" ....

Vtack? lol

It's regarding a C4S it should be "does it have turbo?"

:noob:

[Death2Theft]

Well you know because one model of 911 stands out soo much more than another model that you just gotta get ten.

[Marco911]

Consider for a moment the demographics of revscene and maybe you won't be that surprised. Why not start this thread on the Porsche forums? I'm sure you'll find that your cars aren't even going to be top 20.


So if that's supposed to make me feel bad, how does that make you feel?

And you asked who has the fastest stock car? With no actual proof that you can actually drive that fast or any timeslips. Question might as well be "Who here has the most money?". I don't know
about you but people don't ask that question because it comes of as being cocky or arrogant. Just saying.
You didn't seem to have a problem with the rules when someone else was winning. Just saying..

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[Soundy]

You didn't seem to have a problem with the rules when someone else was winning. Just saying..

So who's winning now? You know, besides everyone getting lulz out of all the tiny e-penises waving around?

[Marco911]

Marco you're a fucking poseur.

But this is entertaining, carry on.
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Poseurs are people who pretend to be something they're not. As an elite, I've earned my rides, fair and square.

[Marco911]

real rich people with fast rides won't bother with forums much... too busy partying and making $$ =/

Real intelligent people don't make sweeping generalizations.

[Marco911]

Marco911 what's the fastest time you've run in the quarter Mile... please post a timeslip to back it up. If you can't post up a time slip Get The Fuck OUT of your own thread.

Berz out.

Time slips are good to back up the performance enhancement of cars that have been tuned. If they are stock, no time slips are required.

[boostfever]

Time slips are good to back up the performance enhancement of cars that have been tuned. If they are stock, no time slips are required.

not all drivers are the same though, right? you could maybe get better numbers than say, car and driver...

[Marco911]

When did you buy a 996TT?

Sept 2010

[Marco911]

He's too busy flipping through the pages of Car And Driver for more stats on cars he doesn't actually own :speechless:

You have a lot of arrogance for someone who talks a lot of crap. Marco911's word is as good as gold.

[Marco911]

i don't understand why someone would need two all wheel drive porsches. and both 996.

The most expensive thing about owning a 911 is that you have to buy them over and over. ;)

[Berzerker]

not all drivers are the same though, right? you could maybe get better numbers than say, car and driver...

Track conditions and elevation play a key roll in timeslips. That and driver ability. Saying your car is as good as the best times ANYONE has ever run it is bullshit. Your car is only as fast as YOU have driven it.

Berz out.

[Marco911]

surprised no one said "does it have vatk?" ....

Yeah, it's called Variocam. ;)

[Marco911]

not all drivers are the same though, right? you could maybe get better numbers than say, car and driver...

What matters though? Matching the same time as C/D or matching the same rank order? If it's the latter, that's much easier to accomplish.

[Energy]

So if that's supposed to make me feel bad, how does that make you feel?
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Why so defensive? It doesn't make me feel anything because I know I'm not the fastest driver or have the fastest car on revscene, nor do I want all the attention or to come of as a douchebag with a superiority complex.

You can afford a Porsche and yet you have no class. I don't think you're a teenage gangster wannabe so the way you're subtly bragging about all your wealth and accomplishments surprise me.

[ajax]

I'm sorry I don't have enough money to afford a fast stock car. Congratulations on owning two Porsches. Next time just make a thread telling us that instead of beating around the bush first. Now why don't you go to a forum where there are people in your demographic and brag about your car.

[Marco911]

Why so defensive? It doesn't make me feel anything because I know I'm not the fastest driver or have the fastest car on revscene, nor do I want all the attention or to come of as a douchebag with a superiority complex.

I merely posted the C/D times of my cars. The only reason you made your point that I would be ranked 20th on a Porsche forum was to try to diminish my standing. The reason you are trying to diminish my standing is because of your personal feelings of inadequacy. That makes you the douchebag.


You can afford a Porsche and yet you have no class.

Hilarious. You are trying to school me on class? The only way for you to get some class is if you were run over by a Range Rover.


I don't think you're a teenage gangster wannabe so the way you're subtly bragging about all your wealth and accomplishments surprise me.
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This is a car forum, is it not? Pls explain how citing the cars I own and its performance stats constitute bragging?

[Marco911]

I'm sorry I don't have enough money to afford a fast stock car. Congratulations on owning two Porsches. Next time just make a thread telling us that instead of beating around the bush first. Now why don't you go to a forum where there are people in your demographic and brag about your car.

A diatribe oozing of so much bitterness is likely indicative of a life filled by mediocrity. Let me help you rationalize some of your thoughts here: -

(1) Someone owning a faster, more expensive car than you is not an assault on your manhood.

(2) You should appreciate the fact that the rich are willing to pay a lot of money for technology that will eventually trickle down to your econobox and invariably improve your existence.

(3) You wanting me to go away may make you feel relatively less inadequate, but infact you are no more or no less adequate than you were before.

[ajax]

A diatribe oozing of so much bitterness is likely indicative of a life filled by mediocrity. Let me help you rationalize some of your thoughts here: -

(1) Someone owning a faster, more expensive car than you is not an assault on your manhood.

(2) You should appreciate the fact that the rich are willing to pay a lot of money for technology that will eventually trickle down to your econobox and invariably improve your existence.

(3) You wanting me to go away may make you feel relatively less inadequate, but infact you are no more or no less adequate than you were before.
Actually I have no problem with people owning expensive cars. A friend of mine drives an m6 while many others in my family also have high end vehicles, but they don't brag about it. What I do have a problem with is those who feel that since they own a fancy car that they are somehow superior to others. Case in point: you in this thread. You're not assaulting my man hood because you're another person on the internet to me who I will forget about once I am off the computer and will not care athe slightest about. In fact the only reason I am posting is because I thought it would be fun to provoke you a bit. I am not butthurt like you may get from someone attacking your great achievements in life of owning a porsche and bragging about it on the interwebz. You do not know me and as a matter of fact you can assume I live a life of mediocrity, but that doesn't mean I do.

And also a thousands thanks to you Mr Marco for buying a semi-exotic car and helping make my civic better. But I urge you to buy something even better so maybe I'll have more hp in my next econobox.
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[Mr.Money]

....another porsche driver that is a cock.

what's new?,Please stop making Porsche sound like it's a god's machine & stop telling your story of self superiority of all because I'm Rich and Wealthy in a endless hand bag..

it really leaks out there with your cool Signature of how awesome and wealthy are you,you must really get high end escorts every night since a decent women wouldn't put up with your bullshit without paying,that is all..move along.

[mx100]

wow, up to 10 pages already and only 4-5 people has posted their numbers. I guess not much people cares who has the quickest car on RS.

give it up Marco911..

props for owning two Porsches tho. Go enjoy them.